Hilting

by a guy with many hats

Rating: mature
Tags: Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Sex, Random
Length: 1443

Applejack finds Excalibur in the middle of the Everfree. She attempts to pull it out using her exceptionally tight grip.

Applejack finds Excalibur in the middle of the Everfree. She attempts to pull it out using her exceptionally tight grip.

Published 2015-01-15 15:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-15 15:40:01 UTC

King Applejack

Applejack peeked through the bushes. "Hello?" She looked around a small clearing, no danger, not malice. "Heck and butts." She walked into the empty ground. Her hunt for the varmints terrorizing her trees had gone over fruitlessly, leaving her dropped deep into the Everfree. No pony around, only a strange looking rock.

She walked over to it. The perfectly smooth stone had a massive sword jutting from the side, wedged deep and immobile in the rock. "Hmm...who the heck leaves a sword out here? Somepony's gonna trip." Applejack reared up and pressed her hoof against the hilt, trying to wedge the blade free. Her hooves dug deep against the hilt, her underhoof massaged by the pommel.

She threw her weight against it, unable to move the silver blade an inch. "Ponyfeathers!" Applejack hopped back and stomped her hooves. "Well this just ain't safe!" She stomped in place, the prospect of somepony running and slicing their leg open rolled around Applejack's mind. She walked around the stone for a bit, strange writing on the side finally catching her eye.

"Whomever pulls the sword will rule eternal.... What the hay?" Applejack tipped her hat up and scratched her head. She walked up to the blade's hilt and pressed her nose against it. "Well heck, can't be that hard." She reached over and sunk her teeth into the leather wrapped hilt. Her jaw ached as she bit hard and tried to yank the sword out. The rustling of birds in the trees caught her attention. "Oh come on now, dang thing is stuck!"

Applejack plopped down onto her haunches and rubbed her head. She could sit here for hours trying different ways to free the blade, but she knew of one surefire way to make it work. "Oh come on now, let's be reasonable ponies." She walked back to the sword and tried to push it free again. "Come on now!" She turned around and gave the black a quick buck. A loud metal twang filled the air as it ricocheted and slapped her across the ass.

Applejack spun around, her hat flying off into a bush as she turned. "Alright now!" Applejack reached back into her pack and pulled out a length of rope. "You're comin' with me partner!" She hurried over and tied a few knots around the ornate silver guard. She strung it over her head, down under her neck and against her sternum. "Come on now!" Applejack pushed forward, the rope digging deep into her flesh as she pushed on.

Each step forced the rope deeper into her skin, the stone and sword remaining unimpressed and set behind her. Applejack turned her head, letting the rope rest against her withers. She pressed on, stretching the rope to it's max before the pain grew to be too much. She stopped pulling and let the tension carry her back and onto her flanks. "Dang!"

She pushed the rope off her and shook her head. "Dang dang dang!" She stomped in place, tearing up grass and mud along the way. "Partner, yer' makin' me mad!" She stormed up to the hilt and bit it. "Damn thing!"

Applejack took a few seconds to collect herself. She knew where this was going to have to go. She was strong enough, stubborn enough, and worried enough that it would go there. And while her pulling was the most powerful since her brother, she still had something more. Her kicks, most powerful in ponyville, but she still had something more. "Dang." She lowered her had against the smooth round pommel.

She took a deep breath and licked it, smooth metal taste greeting her as she took the orb into her mouth. She let out a soft moan as it pressed the back of her throat. She shot back, the sword's pommel soaked in saliva to the point of drip. Applejack rubbed her mouth clean. "Alright partner, you asked for this."

Applejack swung herself around and flipped her tail up. The heat from her pussy bounced off the Sword's hilt and splashed back against Applejack's plot, sending a soft jolt up her spine. She shivered hard and stretched her legs. "Dang sword thingy...." Applejack pressed herself against the sword pommel, her clit winking from the sheer contact. "Phew, okay Applejack, steady girl." She leaned herself back, the slippery surface of the perfectly round pommel parted her lips, aided by the occasional wink that split her open to the pink warmth inside.

Applejack bit her lip as the pommel slid past her, shocks and shivers shooting up and down her body as the orb slipped deep into her pussy. Applejack let out a weak cry and tightened her stance. She took a second to catch herself, her body enjoying the slippery orb buried inside her much more than her mind was. Applejack jammed her eyes shut and carefully scooted her way back, impaling herself on the blunt end of the blade. "Come on girl, easy, easy."

Applejack kept on until finally the guard pressed into her squishy ass. "Alright, alright, easy." She crossed her legs, squeezing the hilt as hard as she could. She dug her forelegs in and tried to pull herself forward. The deep dig of the smooth hilt inside her sent her off. She uncrossed her legs and arched her back as a warm sensation filled her belly, her breathing joining in and going wild as she went slack, backside held up by the sword.

The hard metal ball deep in her pussy dug into her flesh, now accompanied by a strong drip as she hung ass in the air, impaled by Excalibur. Her forelegs dug into the soft dirt as she tried to clench, her legs forced back into a cross. She lowered her head and dragged herself forward. Heavy breathing and a constant half exhausted groan leaked out of her, the blade trying desperately to slip free from its damp home in Applejack's vagina.

Each step forward pulled the sword further and further, the pure pressure keeping it jammed inside her. The pure strength of her legs dragged it on. Each step pulled the pommel against her insides, rocking her stomach with waves of pleasure. "Come on! Come on, almost there!" She dug her hooves in, gripping the ground hard as her backside hung in the air. Leverage and pressure won the day.

Applejack stepped forward and with a loud metal rasp the blade came free. Applejack plopped ass first onto the ground, and with the heavy metal piece in her vagina she locked up, body rattling as she tried to keep from soaking her new possession. The leather wrappings formed deep grooves that massaged her walls, the pommel felt massive, filling the hot needy void Applejack had created.

She let her mouth fall open as she howled into the air, her ass on fire, her stomach tingling, back legs numb with deep pins shooting through her flesh. She arched her back, presenting her vaginal sword to the world, freshly freed and lubricated.

Applejack flopped into the dirt, the sword clanging against the ground as it rested gently inside her. A sharp cough broke the silence. "Well...uh...unorthodox as that was, I suppose it worked."

Applejack opened her tired eyes, blearily looking around. "Who in tarnation--"

A diamond dog with a massive gold chain coif and great white beard cleared his throat. "King Arfur, King of the Diamond Dogs." He turned to the stone, the blade's slot neat and clean. "Hmm, unusual, unorthodox, unsanitary, but a promise is a promise." The diamond dog pulled his hands up to his head, removing a solid gold crown and placing it gently against Applejack. "Dear mud pony, I crown you king of the diamond dogs."

Applejack huffed softly, laying in a small patch of dry dirt. "King?"

King Arfur shrugged. "Well yes, who-- Oh! Oh my, I thought-- oh, sure, Queen!" He covered his mouth with a paw. "I didn't think a bitch could do this.... To be perfectly honest I didn't think any hound could."

Applejack took a deep breath and stood up. The sword still lodged in her pussy. "I ain't a bitch, or a dang hound!" She strung a pose and the sword turned upright, gleaming in the sun. "I'm a pony!"

The diamond dog coughed again. "With a magical sword in your slit...." He rubbed his head. "I suppose there have been worse kings--"

Applejack swung around, pointing the dripping sword at the gold coifed dog. "Queen."

Arfur shrugged. "I don't think it matters. Anyways...congratulations.... Way to cheat the system."

Author's Note

Go read this too...save me from the self loathing....