My little war pony

Tri trudged through the slush, his shoes weakening and his sweat pants dangling down into the rain. Very excitedly, he darted into his old brick house, the door slamming shut behind him. Today was the day. The best My little pony friendship is magic episode ever! How exciting it was for him to watch his fav show, the best show ever! Happiness exploded inside him as if he was a nuclear bomb. The show was starting! But wait... An emergency broadcast conquered the screen, saying My little pony was cancelled! Tri grabbed the remote and threw it at the TV, "Damn you, Strawberry Shortcake!" And like that, Tri stomped away, into his room to hug his Pinkie Pie plushy and to call his good friend, Violet. "hellooo?" He spoke into the phone.

"Hi... This is Violet...." a shy voice said. "Can I help you...?"

"This is Tri. Just calling to say My lil' pony was cancelled!"

"Awww..."

"I know, right?!"

She hung up.

Tri smiled a bit and began searching through all of his fanfics and plusies and found a giant Rarity plush. He stroked her mane and began brushing it in slow, firm strokes. Moments passed, with Tri just sulking on his floor, grooming a plush rarity. He murmured to himself, " Screw that Hub network," over and over again.  Suddenly, he perked his head up, causing his long, shaggy hair to bounce. A blue glow was taking the form of a sphere! It grew and grew. Tri's calm eyes bulged at the sight of a giant blue sphere sucking in his my little pony merchandise and enveloping it into a huge round tornado.  Every light blew a fuse, and he was in complete darkness, except for the blue spherical twister. The twister faded, and everything was quiet. Tri suddenly felt a sensation of tiredness, as if he blew a fuse himself.

When Tri woke up, big Anime eyes gazed at him, blinking every now and then. They all looked at him some more, until voices broke the silence.

"Woah! I've never seen a pony like that! Well, except for the time I saw Big Mac, but yeah, you know what I mean!"

"Shh! You could scare him...!"

"Hey, y'all! How's it going..? Haven't seen a stallion like you in a looonnnnnggg while!"

"H-hey....."

"Ohmygosh! Hey!"

I knew where I was. Ponyville.