Dross in Equestria

Angel was having a glass of coke and sitting comfortably on his leather cushion reading 'IT'. He just loved reading; there was nothing else right now that he wanted to do.

He took a sip from his coke when he heard a noise. What was it? He asked himself. As long as he know no one was here but him. It came from a closet. So, he dismiss it as he continued on his reading because whatever that was; it could be sodomised by a dwarf for all he cared.

But the noise came with a vengeance as it became louder. This time he was startled and against his better judgement he decided to check. He went through his dark apartment hearing the squeak of the wooden floor each step he made. The door to the closet was in front of him as he hesitated to open it. What could it be? As he put his hand on the knob he heard something he wasn't expecting... Ñeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (minute 0:26)

And as the sound of one of his own character came to life behind him.

"¡Ñeeeeeeeee, Dross! ¡Eres un idiota! Haz caido en mi trampaaaa." (Eeeeeeeeeh, Dross! You're a fool! You felt right into my traaaa-aap!)

Dross panicked at the sound of one of his inventions coming to life. What was going on!? But he didn't have time to question or reply. As a weird looking energy surrounded Dross taking him to space were he remained floating in the vast black void that is the cosmos.

He started to breathe heavily feeling his heart pound rapidly when he approximated to a time riff which appears for seconds in front of him. More and more; each second that passed to his imminent demise he felt thrilled and hopeless. But it closed. Much to his relief but it didn't just disappear when he realized that behind the used-to-be-riff was a giant black hole twisting and eating every space rock on it's way.

His last words when the black hole began to eat him along with the energy where...

"CooooÑOOOOOOOOOO..." (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...) (in minute 0:39)