Apocoliptic warrior

All three of us chuckled at the comment. "Come on girls. Lets go, for pinkie's sake!"i said, snatching up the girls. When we got to the car i heard a small groan. "Oh shit.come on pinkie,hang in there!"i said while throwing pieces of one inch metal with impressing strength. When i got to pinkie pie i saw that there was blood coming from her mouth and nose. I also noticed that there was a large cut on her chest. "Holy fuck.GIRLS! WE HAVE TO GET HER TO THE HOSPITAL!!! AND QUICK!"i screamed to the girls. "Ah pony feathers." Applejack managed to choke out. I beat my wings and took off. Oh and did i mention thatmy wings were red and jet black, and my hair was starting to turn into a manlier version of rainbow dash's hairstyle(it actually was a mullet) and my hair turned to red and jet black.i dashed to the hospitol. Forgetting about my compadreis that were probably miles away by now. I got to the window i came from and dashed through it. I got to dashies room and opened the door. Everyone in the room gasped, even the doctor. "Wha-what happened to pinkie?" twilight asked when i gave pinkie to her. "And what happened to your hair?"asked rainbow dash. "What do you mean,what happened to my hair rainbow dash?"i asked. "Look in a mirror."she said while handing me a mirror. I dont see what you me- bwaAah!"i yelled setting the mirror on the table and turning around. Everyone gasped again at the sight of my black and red wings. "Oh nononononononono this cant be happening! First the wings,but now THE FUCKING HAIR!?!?!?!?!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.then this orb of magical energy appears in the room. "Uh twilight? Whats happening?"i asked her. Her eyes went wide. "The transformation of turning a human into a pony."she said. The orb flew towards me. "Oh shi-"i was interuppted by the magical orb consuming me with a white flash of light. When the flashed the others two caught up to me and got in the room. The other five ponies in the room(pinkie doesnt count because she was unconscious)found me on the floor, and again,they all gasped. For i, was an alicorn. Oh my gosh! We need to tell princess celestia about this right away!" Twilight said. With that, she picked me up with her magic and ran off towards her home. When i came to i was on the sofa at twilights house. I got up and found out that i was a pony. I got off the couch and tried to walk. I took a couple steps and tripped over a quilt that was on the floor and fell with a thud. I let out a small "oof". "Oh, you're awake." Twilight said when she was coming down the steps. "Yeah" i said nervously. "So how's the life of an alicorn for yea?" She asked. "An aliwhat?"i asked. "An alicorn. It's a unicorn and pegasus combined." Twilight said in a scientific state. "Oooooooooh."i said. "I'm still getting the hang of walking like a pony." "But i was getting it until i tripped over these damned quilts on the floor.i said with a huff. "Well you better learn soon because the princesses are coming tonight." Twilight said. "Fuck!"i yelled. "Hey whats with all the yelling guys!?!" Spike yelled down to us. "Sorry spike! But me and our guest were having a little conversation."twilight called back up. "Really? Whos our special guest?"spike asked. "Oh you know me spike." I said. "Oh yeah, its you matthew."he said relifed. "Actually my pony name is uh,ummmm" i couldnt make up my mind. But then i heard a small voice in my head saying 'night slayer'. "My new name is night slayer". "Wow thats a nice name." Twilight said.