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Juice Reviews

by Cde Snow Frost
A routine investigation of the rumors of Twilight Sparkle being sent back to Magic Kindergarten turn out different than expected, and the investigator sent on the case finds himself drawn deeper into the mystery. He should've stuck with juice boxes.

A minor addition to the 'Start-verse'.

The Equestrian Enquirer is in its final spasms as readership declines and their investigations and hard-hitting articles fail to find interest in the public eye. In a matter of months it will be acquired by one of the larger papers and be turned into a more stable, if less career fulfilling, magazine.

In the midst of many investigators and writers using the last of the organization's funds and resources to go on vacations with minimal content articles to justify the expeditions Screwy Words takes a local job in Canterlot provided on a tip-off from Roseluck. Maybe this magic kindergarten thing is the last piece in the puzzle for his internal thoughts, maybe it's an interesting enough of a story to increase the subscriber base to something that keeps the paper afloat despite the horrible business practices and decisions.

What ever the case, Screwy Words is there trying to figure out how it fits into the larger picture, and educate ponydom of the truth.

[size=0.9em]Commissioned by Daxn, mostly written by Frost[/size].

Complete
Tragedy
Dark
 

26197 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

3 Chapters:

  1. Part I 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4083
  2. Part II 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    10386
  3. Part III 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    11728