I think we're lost

The Nissan Maxima was getting some strange looks as it passed by the ponies on the way to Ponyville.

"At least I don't have to fight traffic, ninety three can be a nightmare, especially at rush hour." Arron said as he thought about all of the people that came up from Massachusetts en mass.

"I swear I see more Mass. plates on the highway than New Hampshire one's." Arron said still thinking out loud.

"I know right! At least this place doesn't have a lot of cars." Dave, Arron's brother and passenger finally got over his shock of being, well, here in Equestria and had finally started talking normally again.

"So, Dave, how do you like Equestria now?" Sweety Bell asked from the back seat.

"It's pretty I guess. But do you have the internet here?" Dave hoping they did so he could at least play some WoW while he was trapped in Pony land.

"The inter...what now?" Apple Jack asked quizzically.

"I'll take that as a, no." Dave said none too pleased at the answer.

"Come on, doesn't anything make you happy?" Arron asked his brother.

"I'll be happy once we get back home to....normalcy, so the sooner we see this Twilight Sparkle the sooner I get back to my life." Dave said as he crossed is arms and put his feet back up on the dashboard.

"Not, much of a life if you ask me." Arron said as he stepped on the brake bringing his car to a halt.

"What gives why aren't we moving anymore?" Scotaloo asked as she stuck her head out the window.

"Umm...Apple Jack I have no idea where I'm going now...Help?" Arron said looking out the windshield at Ponyville proper.

There were so many streets that were wide enough for his car but he didn't know where to turn to get to Twilight's place. Arron put his chin on the steering wheel waiting for Apple Jacks new directions.

"Wowweee that was quick. So now that we're here all ya gotta so is head for the big crystal castle at the far end of town. You can either take a right here and take this road that goes around ponyville, or you can just keep going straight and over the bridge, past the town hall and take a slight right. That's the road that will take ya right to Twilight's Castle." Apple Jack said nodding her head as she leaned over Scotaloo to take a look out the window.

"Can we please go through town?" Sweety Bell pleaded.

"Ya, can we, can we, please. please, please?" Scotaloo also pleaded.

Dave was the only one who was shocked at this. "A castle, Twilight lives in a castle? Just what kind of place is this?" Dave said looking out the windshield at the crystal castle in the distance.

"Please, don't go into shock again Dave." Arron said trying to get his brother to settle down.

"Well, it's only normal that a princess would live in a castle. Right Arron?" Sweety Bell said leaning over the center console to look out the windshield at Ponvyville.

"Yes, it is." Arron said confidently as he put his car back into drive and pressed on the accelerator. He was only doing twenty MPH, because even though there were no marked speed signs he didn't want to hit anything or anypony for that matter. Arron decided to go straight through.

"A Princess, Twilight is a princess! What's with this place!?" Dave said emphatically as he continued to stare at the castle in the distance.

"You really should have watched the show." Arron said to his brother.

Two young fillies started cheering with glee as they noticed that they were driving through Ponyville.

"I hope I see Diamond Tiara!" Sweety Bell said excitedly.

"I hope I see Silver Spoon!" Scotaloo added.

"Calm down now girls it's not a contest." Apple Jack said but she was also smiling.

Arron was glad to be of service. He also didn't like those girls much either. Diamond Tiara he thought was a stuck up snob and Silver spoon wasn't much better. For a second he actually thought about running them down if he saw them. But he didn't feel like cleaning up the mess or damaging his new car so he thought better of it.

"But ammo is cheap." Arron said aloud getting a quizzical stare from his brother and the three in the back had confused looks.

"What's that now?" Apple Jack asked turning her head slightly from the window.

"Umm....nothing just thinking out loud." Arron said rather sheepishly.

"Your not planning on doing something stupid are you bro?" Dave asked his big brother with a bewildered look on his face.

"I would do, no such thing!" Arron exclaimed as he fell silent.

"Me, and my big mouth." Arron said under his breath so that no one could hear.

Arron decided it would be best if he just shut up and concentrate on driving. It was a good thing there was a lot of room on the road because there were some vendors selling goods lining some of the streets the he was driving down. Ponies were oohhing and awwwing as they passed. The three back seat passengers were yelling and waving as the car passed. Even Dave was waving out his window at some of the staring ponies.

"I hate to say this but this is kinda fun." Dave said as he waved at a pair of ponies one was a yellow colored earth pony and the other was a bright green colored unicorn. The unicorn had dropped the bag she was carrying with her magic as the vehicle with a waving person passed her.

"Dave grimaced I hope that she wasn't carrying anything fragile in that bag." Dave said but no one was really listening.

Arron had noticed that several ponies were fallowing them. He had to bring the speed down to fifteen MPH because of all the pedestrian traffic he even had to stop a few times to let various ponies cross the street.

It took a little longer than anticipated but they had finally arrived at their destination. As Arron and Dave exited the vehicle there was a rather large crowd of ponies that had gathered. Arron was trying to ignore all of the stares and opened the door so that the three ponies in the back seat could get out.

"Did you see! did you see!" Sweety Bell said jumping up and down.

"I sure did Diamond Tiara looked soooo jealous." Scotaloo said flapping her wings.

Just as Arron closed the door as the two talking youngsters got out a blue pegusus came right at them and just missed hitting Dave.

"Apple Jack what is that thing, and who are those guys, and where did they come from?" Rainbow Dash bombarded the poor earth pony with questions.

"Hold your horses Dash, this here is Arron and that guy ya almost collided with is his younger brother Dave. There From New Hamp sher, and this is a....a."

"This is my Nissan Maxima. It's a car." Arron said coming to Apple Jack's rescue.

The crowed that had gathered seemed to have grown and just as things were about to get out of hand Twilight came out of her castle.

"What is everypony doing? And why, are you all gathered in front of my castle? Twilight flapped her wings.

"Umm Twi....it's because of them." Apple Jack said pointing to the two human brothers.

Twilight's eyes went wide. Humans? How are humans here in Equestria? and they have a car? That's not possible, is it?" Twilight stared at the two humans and then at the car.

"Arron I think she's broken." Dave said to his brother as he walked over next to him. They both started leaning against the trunk of the car.

Arron being a jokester thought of something hilarious. "My I have your attention please. May I have your attention please would the real Twilight Sparkle please stand up? Would the real Twilight Sparkle please stand up?" Arron finished his bit but then thought of something else that would probably be even funnier.

"Yes that's right folks you are witnessing the world famous Delivant Brothers inter-dimensional traveling beings, non par-ray!" He sang in the best mimic of the Flimflam brothers that he possibly could.

"Now all we need is a Delorian!" Dave added, smiling as he saw where his brother was going with this.

"Naw, we got a Maxima it's even better. Let's see Marty and the Doc beat this." Arron said with an ever bigger grin.

"How long do you think we can keep this up?" Dave asked as he made a fist with his left hand. Arron made one with his right and they fist bumped.

"I think I'm going to really like it here." Dave said as his eyes gleamed.

"This is way better than the show." Arron said nodding.

"Delivant brother's, messing with tiny little ponies brainsss!!!" They both sang in the Flim Flam brothers style.