Harmony Co.

Rainbow Dash was lying in the office couch looking up at the ceiling, her head was ringing with a hangover. A black spider walked slowly across the roof, sneaking up on a small fly. Hope the spider get him. Rainbow Dash thought. Fucking fly has been buzzing around in here all morning.

The spider crept gently towards the fly, each of the hairy legs making careful steps towards it. The fly stopped rubbing it´s eyes and waved it´s wings, the spider walked towards it. Eat it already, so I can have some quiet.

The spider pounced at the fly, it missed. The fly flew away, the flaps of the wings send a high pitched buzz around the room.

You fucking…. Rainbow Dash drew her guns and started shooting the fly, the barking of from the shoots and the smoke rising from the guns made her lose track of it. She started shooting all over the roof thinking at least one the bullets have to get the flying buzz machine. She pulled the triggers until both of the guns started clicking from empty magazines.

“What the hell was that?” Fluttershy came running into the room.

“A fucking fly.” Rainbow Dash reloaded and waited for the sound of the fly buzzing.

“You shoot up half-“ Fluttershy was interrupted by a buzzing sound. Rainbow Dash immediately started shooting, emptying another clip in the direction it came from. No buzzing came when the last shelf hit the floor.

“Finally.” Rainbow Dash sighed and lay back on the couch. Fluttershy grunted with a small voice. Rainbow Dash wasn´t bothered by it, she enjoyed the silence she created. Her head still pulsed but it felt lighter with a dead fly. She sank into a light sleep.

A muffled knock woke Rainbow Dash from her nap. “We´re closed.”

“HELP! I am being chased!” A voice yelled from the other side.

Just when you try to. She kicked the door open pushing ashen brown mare on the other side on to her back. “What the fuck are doing here?”

“I need your help. I´m.-”

“Didn´t you hear what I said, you deaf dibbshit?” She leaned against the door. “Store´s closed. It´s just me and the accountant here.”
“Please I´m begging you. You´re my only chance of getting out of this town.” She climbed to her knees and adjusted her backpack. She dug into it and pulled out a bankroll. “I can pay.”

Rainbow Dash considered things for a second and then she saw a car screeching down the street. Sometimes I hate my job. She pulled the mare into the office and drew one of her guns. “Flutters, get the car ready.” She shoot two times at the car aiming for the tires. Booth shoots missed.

“Where are we going?” Fluttershy sat in the driver seat. The mare sat in the back seat.

“To the church. Remember where that is?” Rainbow Dash climbed into the backseat.

“Yes.” Fluttershy stepped on the gas.

The car roared and took off. “What do I do?” The mare asked.

“Keep down and don´t eat bullets.” Rainbow Dash drew her other gun, leaned out of the window and started shooting the pursuing car. The grey stallion in the driver seat shot at them with a revolver. She shot, making two cracks in his windshield. The third shot was fired as the car turned the corner. Rainbow Dash got thrown to the side, her ribs hit the window opening. She fell out, just stopping herself from hitting the ground by catching the window frame with her hand. In the corner of her eye the grey stallion took aim for her.

“Shit.” Rainbow Dash took a shoot at him. The bullet hit his headlight. He shoot back at her, the bullet whispered right by her head. “Pull me up!”

The mare grabbed her belt and pulled her in.

Rainbow Dash climbed until she was sitting in the window, she took a firm hold of the handle on the inside of the car roof. Just as she started shooting again the car took another turn, throwing her head into the cars roof. She didn´t fall but her gun slipped out of her hand.
“Fuck.” She watched her gun bounce on the road and disappear under the grey stallion’s car. She drew her other gun and shoot at the tires. This time she hit, the tire flattened and his car turned around it. The side of the car rose and almost tipped over.

Rainbow Dash climbed into the car. “Stopped that fucker.” She reloaded her gun.

“Thanks for the help.” The mare said.

“What´s your name?” Rainbow Dash checked the sight.

“Coco Pommel.” She responded instantly.

“Right, I´m Rainbow Dash. She´s Fluttershy.” And now I know what to write on your tombstone if I lose my other gun.

The chapel was grand and hollow with stone pillars rising out of the marble floor. The pillars reached up, holding the curved shaped, long narrow roof. A purple mare dressed in a nun outfit with gun strapped to her arm sat in the bench closest to the altar.

“Hey, Twili.” Rainbow Dash said.

“Hey, RD.” Twilight Sparkle turned to face them. “Who´s have you brought?”

“Coco Pommel, she showed up this morning asking to get tolled out of town.”

“So why are you here?”

“Well for one AJ and Oz are out with the boat right now, for the other she paid us just enough to get here and to pay for a new Desert eagle mark III.”

“What?” Coco Pommel said with a thin high voice. “I thought you were going to get me out of this city.”

“Never said I´d do that.” Rainbow Dash shrugged. “The only reason I took money from you was because you had a lot of it on you and you were being chased. So weather we help you or not depends on why you are important to the guy chasing you.”

“And how much money that is worth.” A priest added. His voice carried the weight of age and had a sharp, greedy edge. His face was marked by time with dark wrinkles and thick white hair making up his brows. “So tell us who you are and what are you doing here?” He looked at her with golden eyes and sat down next to Twilight Sparkle.

“My name is Coco Pommel. I came here with my boss, Suri Polomare with the task of making meth for the glorious bastards.”

“And where is your boss now?” The priest asked.

“Dead. Killed by the same stallion that was chasing us.” She took of her backpack and sat down in the footstool placed next to the altar. “She claimed that they were impatient and needed more time to perfect the purity but I could probably have done it in time if we had a proper ingredients.” She reached into her backpack and held up a notebook. She opened it and shoved them a page with scrambles and notes made no sense to any of them. “See,” The chemist tapped on a line of numbers and letters. ”if we had used a properly purified ephedrine the reduction could have been done a lot faster and the whole shipment would have been done in a week. But thanks to that and Suri´s high standard we ended up a month behind schedule.”

“What high standards?” Fluttershy asked.

“She wanted the meth to reach ninety eight percent purity or in idiot terms, sense Rainbow Dash hasn´t understood a word if said for a while,” Rainbow Dash tightened her fist. Bitch is practically asking for it. “Clean enough for it to be transparent.”

“Ambitious,” Twilight Sparkle remarked. “and stupid. How pure did you manage to make it?”

“Ninety six percent.”

Rainbow Dash felt her fist falling open. “Flutters, what´s the price on almost pure meth?”

Fluttershy took a moment to count the numbers in her head. “She might has well be making gold out of lead.”

“Well, well. You might be worth some trouble after all.” The priest chuckled warmly. “I assume that you have the recipe written in your notebook.” The priest pointed a pale skinny finger at the notebook Coco Pommel held in her arms.

“Yes,” Coco Pommel put the notebook into her backpack. “Why?”

“I got an offer for you. Give us the notebook and we will protect and pay the Harmony co. to get you out of town.”

If I had known this I would have pressed her harder. Rainbow Dash thought. But it’s not a good idea to argue with the false preachers.

“Not gonna happened.” Coco Pommel rose out of the footstool. “This notebook contains my life´s work. I´m not going to sell it to a greedy church and a hungover mercenary.”

“How many bullets do you think her skull will fit?” Rainbow Dash slowly raised her gun.

“Don´t.” The priest gave a single deep gravel. “If she doesn´t want to sell us her note book we won´t force her to.”

Coco Pommel gave them a dismissive look and walked out of the chapel.

“If you won´t to know of a good motel.” The priest said has she opened the door. “There’s a good one called the flying unicorn. Tell them that the false preachers send you and they will give a room with a toilet.”

“Why are you telling me this?” Coco Pommel said, frustrated.

“In case you change your mind I would prefer it if I know where you are and that you are alive.”

“Don´t count on it.” She slammed the door, sending a waving eco through the church.

The priest laughed deeply and warmly.

“What´s so funny?” A boiling irritation grew inside Rainbow Dash. “We just lost a big pile of money and the Glorious Bastards are just gonna get her back now.”

The priest started roaring with laughter. “Oh, Rainbow Dash how you make for the biggest laughs.” He turned to the nun. “Twilight, make sure that she founds out how generous our offer is.”

What the fuck is he getting at? Rainbow Dash thought.

“Yes, father.” Twilight Sparkle walked up the phone next to the altar. “Hey, Colgate? How´s it going? Know that skinny little mare with the nerdy look? You know the one that the glorious bastards are after?” She nodded. “Yeah, make sure that she gets a nice view from the room.”

Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle were all siting in the car. They were parked in the alley behind the flying unicorn.
“So what the fuck are we waiting for Twilie?” Rainbow Dash growled and tapped her foot.

We are waiting for Twilight´s plan to be set in motion. Fluttershy thought while blowing out a cloud of grey-white smoke.
“We are waiting for the bastards to storm the motel and for Coco to jump out the window.” Twilight Sparkle responded from the backseat. She smoked a cigarette she had stolen from Fluttershy.

“And just how do you think that shit will happened?” Rainbow Dash growled.

“Oh dearie me how dumb you can be.” Twilight Sparkle answered with a smug tone. Rainbow Dashes face reddened with rage.

“Hey, Twilight.” Rainbow Dash cracked her knuckles. “You wanna see how smug you can be with a broken jaw?”

“Oh relax Dashie. I´m gonna tell you what´s going on.” The purple mare shook the ash of the cigarette. “Colgate has sent the glorious bastards up the room right next to hers and when they breach the room, she will immediately try to run out the door.”

“Well idiots have been known to do stupid things.” Rainbow Dash said. “What do you think will happened next?”

“If she doesn’t get shot down at first sight she will immediately run back into her room and hide in the bathroom. When she looks at the backside of her bathroom door she will find the enlightened path.”

“What?”

“There´s a note on the door telling her to climb out the window and the she will end up right in this alley.”

“Pretty complex plan you got going on there.” Fluttershy said. “What will you do if she decides to hide in the closet instead? Or if one of the bastards doesn’t know who she is and decides to shoot first and ask questions later?”

“Don´t know.” Twilight Sparkle answered. “Why are you asking?”

“Because your plan involves more than a few coincidences with somepony who has no idea what your plan is.” Fluttershy sighed. “And you don´t have any backup plan in case something goes wrong. Just seems very risky.”

“You´ve got a point there Flutters.” Rainbow Dash said. “Should have just stayed home and watched a horror movie or something.”
“Oh, shut up. It will work. I´ve used this plan eight times and it worked five. Those aren´t bad odds.”

“Fuck this. Let´s just go home Flutters.”

The moment Rainbow Dash finished that sentence a brown mare dressed in a yellow shirt and green skirts rushed by like a flash.

“Drive, Fluttershy!” Twilight Sparkle yelled.

Fluttershy shifted the car to reverse and drove up next to Coco Pommel.

“Hey, Coco.” Twilight Sparkle leaned out of the window. “You seem to be in a bit of rush. Wanna lift?”

“You fucking bitch.” Coco Pommel kept running. “You set this up!”

“If it weren´t for me you be dead.”

“YOU ARE THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS!”

“Maybe, but I´m not the one pointing a gun at ya.” Twilight Sparkle twirled her gun on her finger.

“Fine!” Coco Pommel stopped and Fluttershy hit the break. “I´ll give you my notebook.”

Twilight Sparkle opened her door. “Get in.”

Coco Pommel climbed in and five armed stallions came from a side road.

“Oy, Twilight!” A yellow stallion said. “What the hell are you doing with our meth cook?”

“Shipping her out of town!” Rainbow Dash shoot down the stallion.

Fluttershy put her foot on the gas and drove out on the road. “We heading for the sea right?”

“Yes.” Rainbow Dash kept the stallions down.

“What happened?” Nico asked his stallions.

“There were complications.” Star fire said. “She´s being helped by Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash.”

Nico rubbed his stubby chin for a moment. “We better call in reinforcement.”

“Who are you bringing?”

“Sunset Shimmer and Pinkie Pie.”

“They will be expensive.”

“Cheaper than losing Coco.” He climbed into his car. “Call them up.”

“Where are you going?”

“To get more guns.” The engine started. “And stallions to wield them.”

They were waiting in the dock with the actual office on the docks being on the upper floor it would be easier to defend. Applejack was out on her own to do a small urgent delivery. Rainbow Dash was on the radio, trying to get a hold on Applejack. Osborn was leaning against the wall with his hat folded over his eyes.

“You got anything to drink?” Twilight Sparkle asked.

“What do you want?” Fluttershy looked over the shelf stacked with about thirty bottles of different whiskey and wine.

“I don´t know.” She looked over the collection. “What would you recommend?”

“Cherry martini.” She sighed. “If we had gin and a cherry.”

“Huh. What about you Oz?”

Osborn didn´t respond.

“Oz?” Twilight Sparkle said again. “Oz!?”

Osborn reluctantly woke up. “What?” He grunted.

“You were asleep?” Twilight raised her eyebrow.

“Huh hum.” He rubbed his eyes. “What do you want?”

“Well at first I wanted to ask you what drink you would recommend from that shelf, but now I want to know how you can sleep like that.”

“Years of practice.” He looked over the shelf. “I´d take the sola moon. How far of is AJ?”

“About teen minutes.” Rainbow Dash put down the radio.

“Well that´s more than enough time to-“ A bullet going through a window interrupted Osborn.

“I guess someone´s eager to die.” Rainbow Dash smirked and drew her guns, she had replace her lost eagle with a nine millimeter they kept around the office. Twilight Sparkle and Osborn drew their own weapons.

Fluttershy turned off the lights and ducked down with Coco Pommel. Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash looked down towards the parking lot on their and Osborn stood on the other side room. Rainbow Dash counted a total of twenty armed stallions outside.

“How many do you have on your side Oz?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Twenty-two.” He pushed back the hammer.

The stiff metal creak of something pressing down on the metal staircase leading up the office ran through the room. The door opened. A rifle barrel peaked in. Once the door was halfway open Osborn slammed it shut. The fingers holding the rifle got squeezed and dropped the rifle. Osborn tore the door open and shot the stallion on the other side. He rolled down the staircase and Osborn picked up the rifle.
A stallion ran into the door on the other side. He was meet by a purple mare dressed in a nun outfit before Rainbow Dash shoot him in the head. His body tipped over the edge of the staircase.

On both sides bullets started ripping through the walls and shattering the windows. Shards of glass rained down on the floor. Rainbow Dash, Twilight and Osborn all fired back. Fluttershy and Coco Pommel ducked down behind the couch.

“Could use a little help here, Oz!” Fluttershy planned to run out the back door and escape to the street.

“Give me a second.” He fired his revolver until it was empty, reloaded it and ran towards them. He took Fluttershy by the hand and led the two of them towards the door. “Stay down!”

He was about to open the door when it exploded in a splash of splinters. A metal mace attached to a chain leaped out and hit him in the forehead. He fell backwards onto the floor with a bloody stain on his forehead. He didn´t move.

A pink mare wearing a white sailor shirt and a dark blue short skirt walked through the smashed door. She giggled when she looked down at Osborn. She waved the mace around and smiled warmly. She slammed the maze towards her head. Fluttershy barely managed to dodge it, the mace pressed into the floor leaving a half-spherical hole when the pink mare pulled it out.

“Shoot her!” Coco Pommel screamed.

Fluttershy ducked away from two more swipes. “I don´t have a gun!” She threw one of the bottles from the shelf at the pink mare. The pink mare simple tilted her head out of the way and swung the mace at her again. One off the spikes on the mace scraped her shin, barely an inch away from her eye.

“Fluttershy,” Rainbow Dash aimed for the pink mare but was afraid to shoot. “Get down!”

She threw herself to the floor and Rainbow Dash shoot the pink mare in the chest. She twitched at the impact of the bullets but kept on giggling and tossed the mace at Rainbow Dash. She barely managed to dodge it. Twilight Sparkle was startled by the explosion of wooden splinters when the mace hit the wall.

The pink mare jumped at them like a cobra and pulled back the mace. She raised it in the air. Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle barely managed too dodge. The mace tore through the wall like it was paper, leaving a dusty rift in it´s way.

Rainbow Dash took aim for the pink mare. “Fucking bitch.” She grunted.

A small kunai flew out of the pink mares hand went right into her wrist, she dropped her gun. The pink mare landed and raised the mace to smash it down on Twilight Sparkle. Something tackled the pink mare violently just before she was about to throw her mace down, pushing her out the door and onto the stair case. It was Osborn, he waved back and forth and had troubles keeping balance, has if he was drunk.

“Get down Oz.” Rainbow Dash pushed him to the floor before another stream of bullets hit the celling. Both of them crawled to cover.

“How´re you holding up?”

“I got one hell of a concussion,“ He grunted. “Can´t see straight and everything´s blurry.”

“Think you can help Flutters and Coco?” Twilight Sparkle threw Rainbow Dash her guns across the floor.

“Yeah.” He squatted down and made his way to them. They walked to the destroyed backdoor. Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle kept on firing until there clips were empty. Twilight Sparkle reloaded her gun, Rainbow Dash could only reload her eagle since she no clips for the nine millimeter.

“What now?” Twilight asked under the gunfire.

“We follow them to the alley and see if we can´t get out this hell hole.” She pulled back the slide.

“Right.” Twilight slammed the clip in. “Let´s go.”

“PISSFLAPPS!” Osborn’s growly voice screamed. Coco Pommel, Fluttershy and Osborn ran back into the office, a glowing stream of fire followed them. The stream reached out and spread fingers off dancing flames across the roof.

“The hell is that?” Twilight Sparkle asked.

“There´s a crazy pyro bitch in the street!” Coco Pommel answered.

The flames ran across the roof and casted warm light over the office. The ceiling light exploded and shards of glass came flying over the floor. Another stream of fire came through the door. A yellow mare walked through the door. She had red hair with yellow stripes, on her back she had a black tank with a rubber hose leading to a metal shaft with a blue flame twitching in front of the muzzle. She looked at them with narrow sapphire green eyes.

The flames made the air around her wave and shake. She released another stream too keep them from firing at her.

“What the hell do we do now?” Coco Pommel pressed herself against the sofa.

“How far of is AJ?” Osborn ducked under another stream.

Fluttershy looked at her watch. “Less than five minutes. Maybe three minutes.”

“Okay, we retreat back into the dock and try to hold out there until AJ comes.” He picked his revolver off the floor. “Got it?”

“Yeah.” Rainbow Dash said. “Let´s go.”

They all ran down the stair leading into the dock. The dock was open directly to the sea and a ramp to bring harmony out of the water. The only entrances, outside of the water, was the door they came through and a door facing the parking lot, the walls were thinner and they had fewer places to shoot from.

Osborn tipped a shelf filled with spare parts and tools in front of the door, hoping to slow the pyromaniac down. He tripped a few times going down the stair, almost fell over once.

“You okay, Oz?” Fluttershy asked.

“I´m not seeing double anymore but everything is still blurry and shacking.”

“Can you shoot?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Yes,” Osborn said. ”Just don´t count on me being accurate.”

“Better than nothing.” Twilight Sparkle leaned against the wall next to the door. A giant roar shacked the entire dock. “What the hell was that?”

The wall started bending outwards and fires were reaching out and licking the metal roof.

“The building´s collapsing!” Rainbow Dash ran out the door. “Get the hell out of there!”

They followed after her and watched the dock falling. The fire reached out of the broken windows, they looked like burning yellow eyes belonging to a massive beast. The bent walls broke and twisted to look like crude metal teeth, as the jaws closed the beast roared and pushed a cloud dust. The fire kept pulsing for a few moments before being suffocated by the roof.

Fluttershy looked around once the dust settled and saw how close the remaining bastards, still looking at the destroyed building. Her friends were out in the open.

We’ll never survive this. Fluttershy thought. Unless…

“Don´t move or I´ll shoot her!” FLuttershy had wrapped her arm around Coco Pommels neck and pointed a gun she took from Rainbow Dash at her head. Please fall for it.

The bastards looked on her with doubtful eyes. “Do has she says.” A grey stallion said. He walked out in front of the rest.

“What the hell are you doing?” Coco Pommel tried get out of Fluttershy´s grip.

“Shut up!” Fluttershy pressed the muzzle to her chin.

She took the nine millimeter. Rainbow Dash thought. Does she know that it´s empty? She aimed for the grey stallion. And how long will they buy it? Rainbow Dash tapped Fluttershy on the shoulder. “Let´s go. AJ should be here any minute now.”

They slowly walked backwards towards the water. Fluttershy had to fight Coco Pommels constant attempt at escaping. She didn´t dare to tell her it was a bluff for fear of one of them overhearing. The Bastards kept their eyes and sights locked firmly at them. There was at least ten of them now, but they could all hear feet running on the ground. Reinforcement, now there was more than twenty Bastards and only five of them. Only two of them could shoot properly.

Osborn kept his revolver pointed firmly at the bastards but he was still struggling to maintain balance. Every steep he took backwards he had to struggle in order tip over.

The humming of a boat engine came from behind. Rainbow Dash looked over her shoulder. Harmony was on her way into the dock. Rainbow Dash drew a small sigh of relive.

The pink mare leaped out from a cargo crate, she roared at the top her lungs and held a two-handed axe in her hands. Rainbow Dash barely managed to push Fluttershy out of the way of the falling mad mare. The axe crashed into the ground, the head pushed a good inch down. The mare looked at them, her fluffy hair was tousled with bits gravel, her outfit torn up and ragged. The left eye on the mare twitched.

“Fuck!” Twilight Sparkle shoot down two Bastards. “Run!”

They ran, a vertical rainfall of bullets. Rainbow Dash and Osborn both fired behind them hoping to take out a few of the Bastards.
Applejack turned harmony around and drove up next to the dock they were running on. Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash jumped onto the bow, Fluttershy hesitated a moment before she jumped after. Coco Pommel didn´t jump, instead she ran across the dock until Osborn grabbed her and threw her onto the bow himself before jumping. The pink mare and some Bastards also made it onto the rear.

“You crazy son of a bitch!” Coco Pommel screamed into Osborn´s face. “I could have broken my neck!”

“Next time don´t hesitate.” He turned to Twilight Sparkle. “How many of them made it onboard?”

“About five,” She ducked under fire. “And Nico along with that bitch.”

“I´ll head below deck,” A metallic voice said. “Pinks and the rest of you take out those jackasses on the front.”

Osborn checked his ammo. “I got three bullets left. How many bullets you got left?”

“Six.” Twilight Sparkle drew out her clip.

“Five.” Rainbow Dash said. “What are you planning?”

“Twilight, take Coco and Flutters below deck and take out the wanka down there while you´re at it. Rainbow Dash and I will do a death from above and take out the rest of them.”

“Right.” Twilight Sparkle opened the front hatch and Fluttershy and Coco Pommel followed her down.
Osborn pressed his back against the cabin window and cupped his hands between his legs.

Rainbow Dash took a deep breath and leaned back. She held her desert eagle and Osborn’s revolver. She started running towards him, her thick boots felt light. A few feet away from Osborn she had to adjust her final steep. Her left foot landed in his hands, it sank down before he started pushing back up. She flew through the air, gracefully gliding over Harmony she saw pinks and five Bastards.

Shooting with two guns was something Rainbow Dash could do in her sleep but shooting midair with revolver and a gun proved to be more difficult than she thought. She managed to shoot down the Bastards, their bodies tipped over and fell into the water. She landed right in front of the pink mare, the revolver empty and only two bullets left in her gun.

Twilight Sparkle put Coco Pommel and Fluttershy in one of the storage lockers and went looking for Nico. It didn´t take too long to find him. His boots send loud booms through the boat. He was looking inside cabinets and lookers hooping to find Coco Pommel.

“Looking for your meth cook?” Twilight chuckled smugly.

“You fucking smug ass nun!” He drew his gun.

Twilight Sparkle jumped behind a door opening. The bullets from Nico´s gun bounced of Harmony, her metal hull bend inwards around them. One pressed Twilight in her back, another came clear through a few inches away from her side.

“You know that we don´t even need her alive?” Twilight Sparkle said.

“What!?” She heard shock and anger in his voice. She also heard a clip hitting the floor. “You fucking serious?”

“Yeah.” She took blind fired two times into the other room. “We only need her notebook.”

“So you mean we could have…” He paused for a moment. “Fucking bitch!”

Rainbow Dash ducked, the pink mare´s axe swung right above her head. The edge brushed through her hair, taking a few straws of her Rainbow colored hair with it. Has she stood up the mare´s foot slammed into her side. She fell to the floor and rolled away from another strike by the axe.

Osborn jumped of the cabin roof. He aimed too land upon the mare and slam her to the ground. She jumped out the way and swung at Rainbow Dash again.

“Still dizzy Oz?” Rainbow Dash asked while side stepping the axe head.

“Somewhat.” He threw a punch at the mare. She blocked it and rammed the axe butt into his stomach. He grunted slightly and punched her in the back. In response she kicked his away from under him, Osborn slammed onto the deck. Rainbow Dash shoot at the mare, she pirouetted out of the way and came around with the axe swinging at Rainbow Dashes feet. She jumped back to avoid the swing. The pink mare spun around again, this time a wire weighted by lead weight came out of her sleeve. Rainbow Dash ducked under it and then she saw Osborn standing up right in the path of the wire.

“Oz, look out!” She shouted.

Twilight Sparkle pointed her gun muzzle to Nico´s head. He panted and grunted with his hands held up in the air.

“You always where a wasteful shoot, Nico.” Twilight Sparkle mildly shook her head.

“Oh fuck you Twilight.”

“Come on. We´ll ship you back to Rajkrud once we have dropped of the little meth cook.”

“She pay you much for that?”

“Not one bit.” Twilight Sparkle replied. “Just the notebook and we´re gonna make a grip of money from it.”

Nico raised one of his eyebrows. “I thought you were from New York.”

“I am.”

“Then why did you use a Californian saying?”

Once he finished the sentence Twilight Sparkle pulled the trigger and shoot him in the head. “Jackass.”

The wire wrapped around his neck. He managed to put his right arm next to his throat the moment before the wire hit him, stooping him from being strangled. The wire dug into his skin and turned his throat red. The pink mare pulled the wire and rammed her elbow to his forehead, right were the mace hit him. Osborn tipped backwards but stopped his fall. The pink mare swung her axe at Rainbow Dash again. She tried to shoot, but with only one shoot and her wearing armor underneath her clothes the head was the only place that would kill her. She missed and took a steep back to avoid another swing and herself being pushed towards the edge of the boat. She couldn´t back off any longer. The pink mare knew this and took another swing aiming for her head. The axe stopped above her head.

“Get her!” Osborn was pulling back on the wire with his left hand, holding the mare’s hand.

Rainbow Dash flipped her gun, grabbed it by the barrel and slammed the butt of it in the mare´s head. The mare staggered by the impact and lost her axe. Rainbow Dash took it before it could hit the ground and buried it in her the mare´s head. Osborn unwrapped the wire. The body tipped over the edge and fell into the water.

“You okay?” Osborn asked?

“Yeah,” Rainbow Dash looked at his blue colored forehead. “You?”

“An icepack on the head and I will be alright.” He rubbed his red burned neck.

“Where are we going now?” Applejack asked behind them.

“I don´t know.” Rainbow Dash said. “She said she wanted to get out of town, so… drop her of at the city limit?”