Hi, my name is Celestia, but I’m referred to as Principal Celestia.
Anyways, the school is taking a field trip to our country’s capital. I hope every student will get to experience the joy of visiting in the main city, since they live so far away from the capital that it takes a while for them to get to the capital. And even then, their parents don’t really have much money, and is busy on other stuff that has to do with their life and so does the students, Sports, socializing, projects, and etcetera. A lot of students couldn’t come today, because their parents were scared of “the outsiders” that came to visit our glorious country, and of the recent Ebola Plague. In fact, the only ones who came on the field trip are the students named Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and the hero Twilight Sparkle, with her dog Spike.
The bus arrived around noon, and the first ones who got out were Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Celestia. “Wow! Look at the skyscrapers! And do you hear that weird music?” Pinkie Pie asked. “Pinkie Pie… that music has always been playing, forever, ever since our glorious country was founded on September 9th, many years ago.” Rainbow Dash replied, acting like it’s supposed to come natural to people. “Now now girls, let’s get a tour of the city like we’re supposed to, shall we?” Celestia stated. Everyone agreed. We were led by a group of officials to take a tour of the city. “Ever since the civil war, the southern country has always been threatening to take over our glorious country, but with no effective results. To the left there’s the Ideology Building, to your right is our flag of our glorious country.” The guide stated.
The group of people were lead down to a hotel room, and saw various paintings listed there. Some of which included them beating a certain country down. “Strange.” Pinkie Pie replied. “That’s a little bit violent, don’t you think?” Twilight asked the guides. “We must not question the glorious leader, let’s continue on.” The guide replied. “This is so much different than the areas that we live in” whispered Applejack to Celestia.
The group was taken to some main attractions, including an ice skating ring and some radios on sale. They didn’t have an off button, though. While the group was enjoying their selves, several of the city’s people came up to talk to them. The group was littered with questions. “Are you really from the Suburban areas of here?” “Is it true that you have video games and pizzas in those other areas?” “Do you have more fast-food restaurants than we do?” “Do you still have radio in those areas?” “Is it true that you have access to websites that we don’t?” the natives asked. Celestia was shocked at how many people gathered around her tour group. “Now now, my group still has several places to visit before they are supposed to leave.” Celestia stated to the group.
They then visited the largest building, at least length and width wise. “Here’s where they host the mass games.” The guides stated. There were several cards that had different colors on them. “Each of these cards makes up a sort of TV screen-like display, and whenever you flip one of them they each have a different color. Together, they make a beautiful display. There are about 20,000 in total.” Everyone gasped. “20,000? That’s so awesome!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed. They had heard about the mass games before, but had never experienced it in person. They followed Celestia into a room with a bunch of televisions, each displaying a show. It gave a tour of the capital city. Most of the ones show the people carrying an umbrella while walking, and barely displayed any cars. It also showed a traffic guard, guiding the seemingly non-existent traffic. It then showed the border between this country and the enemy country south of us. The announcer stated that several countries supported the imperialist country, and told that one of the main ones are USA, Canada, United Kingdom, and Israel. It then told them that the countries that supported this country were China, India, Palestine, Cuba, and Laos. It then showed the News Channel, with recent updates of what’s been happening inside this country, and it also shows a group of people singing, though it seemed very plain, as if it was uncultured. Next, one of the other ones showed a rant against Imperialism, which no one except Celestia, Sunset, and Twilight knew anything about.
“Oh, there’s one more place we must visit before we leave.” Celestia stated. They went to one of the tallest buildings, and went inside. “Requesting to see the glorious leader please.” The woman hesitated for a moment, but accepted Celestia’s request. All went inside, and gasped, for they saw the leader of their country in person. Everyone was joyful and bowed. “It’s been a while hasn’t it, Principal Celestia? I hope that you resolved the issue with that White Unicorn that was found from another world, it even made the headline on KCTV news. Matter of fact, you already know, of course, that the Unicorn Lair is really just a mirror. I’m glad I get to see you again, for you have one of the highest standards for students in our glorious country, good job.” Stated Kim-Jong-Un.
