This is a non-serious ship fic for a funny reason;

"In this lovely land there were 2 mares deeply in love, so much so that they caused an internet wide campaign on censoring it from existence; unfortunately I am not able to tell this story, so please enjoy this less interesting story about a shy Pegasus, and an orange farming earth pony... The colour not the fruit."

Backstory --> So, J-Wall had a ship campaign where he was finding a ship between every one of the mane six, to which he found a drought on AppleShy... He was also picky about it being 10K words, so naturally I just made one and added about 8K "(filler)"s to it for padding, HOWEVER! you will not bare this suffering as he did... Only the brilliance, magnified.