Sweetie Belle Swallows Toothpaste

by Fandom Trash Snivy

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Random, Slice of Life, Sweetie Belle
Length: 1256

Toothpaste is NOT delicious, and Sweetie Belle finds this out the hard way.

Brushing your teeth is easy (just ask Colgate). One night, Sweetie Belle happened to swallow her toothpaste.

Chaos ensures (no Discord involved).

Published 2015-01-19 21:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-19 21:10:01 UTC

Minty Fresh

It was seven o'clock p.m and Sweetie Belle was in the bathroom, brushing her teeth.  She could barely use her magic, so she picked up her toothbrush with her hoof. With the other hoof she held down the tube of toothpaste and twisted off its cap with her teeth. Grasping the tube, she squeezed a generous amount of toothpaste on her toothbrush.

"Time to get my teeth clean!"

Sweetie Belle picked up the toothbrush with her right hoof and began to brush her teeth. It took about thirty seconds to finish brushing her teeth. Just as she was about to spit the toothpaste into the sink...

She accidentally swallowed.

"Oh no!" Sweetie Belle cried. "I swallowed the toothpaste!"

She hurriedly checked the tube of toothpaste to see what somepony should do if they ever were to swallow any toothpaste. To her horror, the tube actually had a warning printed on it about if a pony ever were to swallow its contents:

"Warning: Swallowing this toothpaste may be toxic. Contact a local doctor and/or seek a poison control center immediately."

Sweetie Belle screamed in fear. "What have I done? I'm poisoned!"

She fell onto the floor and began to weep. "But it tasted minty fresh! I can even smell it, and it smells so good!"

Gathering courage, Sweetie Belle got up again. "I'm not going to let any kind of stupid toothpaste make me sick. I'm going to drink as much water as I can to rid my body of any potential poison!"

Sweetie Belle ran downstairs and began to gather every single cup she could find. She checked in the sink and in cupboards. Soon, she proudly walked upstairs boasting a total of fifteen cups. When she was back in the bathroom, she turned on the sink with her teeth and began to fill up the cup that was in the bathroom before she brought in the other cups. After that cup was filled to the top, she began to fill every other cup.

Five minutes went by and soon Sweetie Belle had finished filling up every single cup. Not wanting to drink every cup with her bare hooves, she decided to practice using magic on a nearby pile of towels about the same weight as one of the cups. She closed her eyes and used her magic. She effortlessly lifted up the pile of towels intact. She set down the towels and used her magic on one of the cups. Not even a single drop of water leaked out in the process. She used her magic to lift the cup of water to her lips and drank from it. The crisp, clean, fresh water tasted pure. It felt like drinking from the cleanest waterfall, the most majestic fountain, the purest spring.

"That tasted amazing!" exclaimed Sweetie Belle. "I must drink more of this water to rid myself of this poison!"

One by one, Sweetie Belle used her magic on the cups and began to drink from them. Her throat was becoming a waterfall as water trickled down from her lips, onto her tongue, and went down her throat. It wasn't long before Sweetie Belle finished drinking out of all sixteen cups of water.

Sweetie Belle exhaled as she went out of the bathroom and into her bedroom. Suddenly, she had a certain sense of fear. What if I'm still poisoned? she asked herself. She shook off that thought as she climbed into her bed. After all, it was only eight ten p.m. She got under her sheets and closed her eyes...

Sweetie Belle screamed like a banshee as she fled out of her bedroom. "I'M POISONED!" She ran into the bathroom and used her magic as best as she could to turn on the sink. As soon as the water began to flow out of the faucet, Sweetie Belle began to levitate the dripping water into her mouth. The magic acted like a hose as her throat became a waterfall again. Sweetie Belle soon began to feel a little bottom-heavy. Water. Need wat-

Suddenly, she fell to the floor as the water was still flowing out of the faucet. "Oof!"

Sweetie Belle shook her head. Suddenly, she realized that the sink was starting to overflow with water. She hurriedly began to look for the drain plug.

"I must've pushed off the drain plug as I was putting down the cups!"

She checked in the tub. Not there. She checked behind that hole in the bottom of a bucket that worked like a toilet. No luck. Sweetie Belle then glanced back at the sink, which was overflowing like crazy. She used her magic to drink all of the water that almost began to seep from under the crack of the bathroom door. She exhaled in relief, but only for that time. She realized that she forgot to turn the sink off. She tried to use her magic to turn off the sink, but...

She couldn't turn it off. She was just too full. She couldn't do anything but drink more water. Sweetie Belle needed to do something, and she needed to do it fast. It was now or never. She slowly began to amble up to the door of the bathroom, but she slipped and faceplanted onto the floor. She felt extremely bottom-heavy and her bladder began to ache.

Sweetie Belle stood up as best as she could and tried to use her magic to open the door. She facehooved herself when she remembered that she was still trying to open doors and windows with her magic. Closing cabinets and cupboards were one thing, but doors and windows were another. She leaped up and tried to open the door with her hoof. She fell onto the ground as the water from the overflowing sink began to engulf her in the bathroom. Some of it even began to seep under the crack of the door like she feared. She tried to use her magic to drink the water like she did, but her magic just faded into mere sparks when she attempted to.

After that idea failed, Sweetie Belle tried once more to open the door. She leaped up and tried to grasp the door's handle, but she fell off into the water. She splashed around in the water as she tried to get up again. She needed to do something to help herself. Her bladder felt like it was about to explode. She wasn't standing, yet she was swimming. How could there be that much water?! Sweetie Belle thought to herself.

She decided to try a new tactic: scream for help. "Rarity! Rarity! Please he- *gurgle*"

Sweetie Belle slipped into the water that was flowing rapidly inside of the bathroom.

Anytime soon, big sis. Anytime soon...

Rarity immediately got up out of bed. "Sweetie Belle, is that you?"

In the bathroom, Sweetie Belle heard Rarity's hoofsteps in the hall. "Yes big sis! I'm in really big trouble right now, but I can't really explain why. Just please open the bathroom door!"

Rarity was galloping down the hall like a bullet. She wasn't going to stop at nothing in order to help her sister. She used her magic to open the door...

A whole bunch of water splashed Rarity in the face.

"Sweetie Belle, what just happened here?"

Sweetie Belle looked Rarity square in the face.

"Look Rarity, this isn't what you think it is!"

A long period of silence took place between older sister and younger sister.

"I really have to pee!"