Good Till The Last Drop:

It was a Spring Afternoon, the sun was shining and everyone was heading home after a long day at work. Gmoney and Rydell walked down the road so they could dine at Sugar cube corner as was a sort of tradition for them after work. This time most of the gang couldn’t make it since Nero was on some sort of business trip to another country, Duhad was running errands or maybe stealing candy from babies you can never be sure, and Herr is still in the hospital for somehow falling out of his second story window. So this just left two to enjoy a meal at Sugar Cube corner.

Not really mattering what these two clowns ordered what was really important was that one of them noticed a mare was eyeing them up.

“Hey Rydell, I think that mare over there likes us.” Said Gmoney.

Rydell responded “Ya think? What gave you that idea? I’m not gonna help you pursue another mare just because a piece of their food was pointing in your direction.”

“No, I swear this time I’m sure of it. They keep looking back at us with ‘the Eye’”

“Ok then. Let me see who this magical mare is.”

“Light green, Unicorn, with a lyre as a cutie mark.”

Rydell had to scan the restaurant twice before he found the mare Gmoney talked about. It took a few moments before he realized she was also staring directly into his eyes, giving a seductive grin. It took no time at all for him to get up and talk to her. Something in him ticked, he didn’t care if Gmoney liked her because this mare, he was going to get. However, he was in too much of a daze to realize that Gmoney had gotten up and followed him. Nor did he also realize that he had tripped several times when making his way towards her. Rydell finally made to the Mare who was sitting next to some other background characters and froze. He didn’t know what to say to the mare and just as he was about to leave in embarrassment Gmoney said “Hey are you a musician? Because your voice is the most beautiful piece of music I’ve ever heard.”

Rydell was just about to smash his brains out on the table, but stopped when the mare giggled.

“That’s adorable. Come, take a seat.” She pushed the others off the table to make open seats for both Gmoney and Rydell.

“So what’s your name?”

“My name is Lyra and both of yours?”

“Gmoney”

“Gyrokon. Shit! I mean Rydell.”

After what seemed to be forever of talking, Gmoney invited Lyra to his house, but was yet again in surprise when she offered both of them to come to hers. All three made their way to her house, having to take several shortcuts to reach it. Along the way they passed several homeless ponies. One screamed about how bipedal fleshy creatures would bring the end of the world while others shouted about different sandwiches and condiments. They finally entered the front door and inside was a simple yet comfy home. It didn’t take any time at all because they hung around, talked, and even cooked some food until it was dark. It was then where everything began to get “sexy” as Lyra kissed both of them, saliva dripping off their lips that connected to hers when trading off. Of course Gmoney and Rydell didn’t kiss each other since that would be awkward and they didn’t swing that way.

As time passed, it quickly escalated to third base, first Rydell pulled out his skin cucumber and before Gmoney could get his beef thermometer out there was a knock on the door. Gmoney walked to the door a bit pissed that they were interrupted. He pulled open the door being pounded to find a familiar light green face. It was Duhad. He was holding several lollipops in his magic and then he opened his muzzle and started talking.

“Hey! You know it was really hard for me to find you guys. After I was done um ‘Purchasing’ candy I thought I could still make it before you left, but you weren’t there. So I traveled to Rydell’s house and found nothing there but a locked door. After I went to Gmoney’s to no avail and even tried Herr’s, but then I remembered he wasn’t there when I almost cut my hooves on some broken glass. Anyways, I had to search forever and ever, asking around, almost getting arrested by guards, and even bugging this one stallion who was supposed to write a disgusting story between me and someone else. I was just about to give up when I stumbled upon some homeless ponies mumbling about sandwiches and I asked them if they’ve seen you. Of course that didn’t work, but I did find hoof prints trailing in the trash that led directly to this house. So here I am!”

“Go away.” And with that Gmoney slammed the door right into Duhad’s face. Now that that was taken care of he could get back to business. He finally pulled out his DNA rocket and it was ‘devoured’ by the eager Lyra. This lasted for several minutes before Gmoney had already blown his hot, steamy load all over the place. It continued to escalate and Lyra revealed something surprising. Lyra had a giant pernus between her legs. Rydell was shocked at the oversized Slim Jim while Gmoney wasn’t, but Gmoney had already finished. The awkwardness was broken as there was another knock on the door. Rydell opened the door and swiftly ran over the eager Duhad and away. Gmoney simply walked out silently to go home and then everything was silent. After another few moments Duhad burst out

“So… Is there still time to join?”

the FIN.

Author's Note

You can Thank Duhad. You've brought this upon yourself.