A Series of Unfortunate One-Shots

I'm going to try and show you

This world I'm living in

Where nothing really rings true

And the party is my kin

I've got cupcakes in my hair

A cannon in my teeth

Cotton candy smell in the air

And a cookie sword and sheath

Grown up stuff is taxing

I get bored too easily

My personality is clashing

With my prescribed ADHD

Element of Laughter

Listen to what I say

Put those stupid plans on halter

For it's time to part-ay

Did I mention that I'm mad?

Cuckoo loco crazy

But if it makes the world glad

A joy, oh, so hazy

Maybe it's an eye opener

It's hard to keep track

When you're bouncing in your own fur

And running front to back

A premiere party planner

So I thought I'd let you know

Have fun with my banter

Sit back and enjoy the show