Idiot Friends

   It was a quiet morning in Ponyville. More specifically, Twilight Sparkle's castle. She was in her library talking with Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Spike, and Fluttershy. Twilight had also asked Pinkie Pie to come over at exactly the time that it was, so she and Gummy walked up to the castle just then, let themselves in, and waited outside the library with Pinkie's curiosity wandering. She was anxious to see her friends and wondering what they were chatting about, so she stuck her ear up and put it against the door. She never had supersonic hearing, but she heard well enough to decipher what the group was saying. The first voice she heard was Rarity's.

   The unicorn said "I just can't believe we have to tell her this! She'll be so upset!"

   Twilight replied "Well, we know it has to be done. Pinkie Pie will find out eventually, even if we don't tell her! There's really no possible way to avoid breaking the news to her."

   "I really don't want to be the pony to do it!" said Fluttershy, rather dramatically. Pinkie Pie couldn't believe what she thought she heard!

   "What? I can't believe it! They all know some big secret and don't want me to know about it! Do you think they could be kicking me out of the group? Or maybe they're gonna do something awful to me! What do you think?" she whispered to her pet alligator. The nonverbal Gummy didn't respond, but Pinkie knew - or at least thought she knew - that her friends were up to no good, and it involved something they knew she certainly wouldn't be fond of. She decided to listen some more.

   She put her ear back up to the door and heard Spike tell them, "At least we know she won't totally leave us forever when we tell her! Right?! Anyone? Aw, come on, you guys!" and she stopped listening.

   She whispered, "Hey Gummy, Spike just gave me a great idea! I'm gonna leave Ponyville so I won't ever have to hear the bad news!" and he didn't respond again.

    "Well, Pinkie Pie's supposed to be here right now, and she's never late for a visit with a friend! I better go let her in." said Twilight. She opened the door, walked out, and closed it.

   She saw Pinkie Pie standing there, who just said, "Twilight, how could you?!" started running away from the castle with Gummy, and finished, "I thought we were friends!" Twilight was very confused, and she certainly knew that wasn't just Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie. When she told the others, they couldn't agree more.

   In the Fairly Oddparents dimension, in Timmy's room, it was the middle of summer and no one was up. Except for Cosmo. It was early, and he was really bored. He couldn't watch the TV because he didn't know how to turn it on or where the remote was, he'd already eaten breakfast five times, and I probably shouldn't even start on the phone. He'd already thrown a party, but it was no fun without anybody else. Cosmo was looking for something to do, anything at all, even swimming to the bottom of the ocean! In fact, that actually seemed like a fun idea! So, he poofed to the beach and started swimming, more excited than ever!