TaCo TuEsdaY II: ThE TACOinG

"Are you sure we should do this?" Asked Pinkie.

"Fuck no." Replied Discord and Sonata in unison. They began to walk through the Abandoned castle of Tachk O Bel, looking around.

"Dude, I heard there were like...Zombies here." Sonata said, probably high off her ass.

"AM NOT!" She screamed at the ceiling, showing how far she has fallen into madness.

"OH FUCK YOU!" Yes. Fuck me.

"...Wow. Your a dick. No wonder why your last story had like 5 dislikes." I am a dick and- HEY! You know what? Get the fuck back to the story.

"Yes, there are Zombies. The last person to eat here had diarhea so bad he exploded. No joke, I saw it. It was funny as fuck, but also really really gross. They say his Zombie haunts the place." Discord said.

"Zombie's don't haunt, silly." Pinkie said, bouncing up and down on Discord's di-

"WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. TOO FAR, AUTHOR, TOO FAR." Pinkie grumbled, showing that Sonata's madness had rubbed off on her.

The zombie of Tachk O Bel crashed through the ceilings, and raised a hoof.

"A hoof?" Asked Discord, showing that the entire trio should be in a mental hospital.

It's a goat.

"A zombie. Who's a goat. I swear he was human."

Nah, he was a goat. The goat charges at you, screaming "EXTERMINATE!"

Lasers shoot out of it's eyes. Discord summons a motherfucking lightsaber and whips it, making it cry-read Dr. Seuss. The goat then exploded.

The trio then see the Taconomicon, and are corrupted by it's dark influence.

"MINE!" They shriek in unison. They lunge at the Taconomicon, being corrupted by it's dark powers.

Will the trio Defeat the Author? Will they fuck twilight? Find out in the next chapter!