TaCo TuEsdaY II: ThE TACOinG

The world splintered into pieces, and the Elements of Harmony were destroyed.

"What's happening?!" Sonata screamed.

"Without the Author, the World is being destroyed!" Pinkie shouted.

"Why?! His chaos was destroying the world!"

"No, it was making sure Discord DOESN'T destroy the world! Without the Author, the world is exploding!" Discord appeared.

"No, I'm not destroying the world." He said.

"Then who is?" Pinkie asked.

"The Author!" Sonata shouted.

"The Author is dead." Pinkie deadpanned.

"So? Maybe he's writing from beyond the grave?"

"He's not that powerful!" Discord shouted.

"Are you sure?" Sonata asked.

"No, not really. I mean, he did make mwa fuck Pinkie."

"Hmm..then who?" They asked in unison.

Creaaaaak

Snap

"The fuck?" Pinkie asked.

"Fourth wall breaking. We're putting it under too much strain!" Discord said.

"You totally stole that line from the first stor-" Pinkie clamped her hand over Sonata's mouth.

"Too much more pressure and it'll snap, we'll all die!" She hissed.

"Uh..wait." Discord said.

"What?" Sonata asked as the world healed, and the Elements of Harmony were fixed. The fourth wall was oiled, and stopped creaking, then it was fixed. Then it fell on top of Twilight, who was still fucking a book.

"If we're not writing this, and we have quotation marks, and the Author is dead...Who's writing this?"

I'm back, bitches.

-Stalking you always, The Horse