TaCo TuEsdaY II: ThE TACOinG

by snakeizar

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Human
Length: 940

The sequel to Taco Tuesday, where Sonata, Pinkie, and Discord must have sex with Twiligh- I mean, defeat the mad keyboard wielding author.

In this sequel to Taco Tuesday… The three Elements of Taco (Sonata, Pinkie, and Discord) must have sex with Twiligh- Sorry, I mean, the three Elements of Taco must defeat the Madness of the Author.

But the Author has a secret weapon. Writer's block. Can the Elements of Taco fuck Twilight at the same time as saving the entirety of reality? Read this fucked up story to find out.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-25 01:50:01 UTC

Chapter 1.5: Fucking Twilight

*Sigh* Your not going to do it, are you.

"FUCK NO!" Twilight shrieked.

Atleast do it with a book?

"FUCK N- Actually...maybe."

Uh...I don't know how to respond to that.

"..."

Your having sex with the dictionary, aren't you.

"Uh...no." Applejack popped out, and growled.

"...Yes." Twilight sighed. Applejack disappeared.

Nope.

I sighed, yawning. I would work on TaCo TuEsDaY II: ThE TACOinG soon.

Discord appeared, and slapped something down on my desk. I looked at him. I pressed a button, and a video played.

Youtube Video

"I quit."

"Excuse me?" I asked.

"I said, I quit." Discord growled. "You've gone too far."

"...NOPE!" I screamed, and then the credits began to roll. Then the Elements of Taco exploded, and Discord and Sonata and Pinkie died. I don't kid. That's it. You think there's another chapter? Well wrong. There isn't.

TaCo TuEsdaY II: ThE TACOinG: The ...Sequel?

"We need your help, Agent Dick." Agent Penis said. Sorry, Agent Discord, and Agent Pink.

"I quit the agency a year ago. I said I wasn't coming back." Agent Dickcord- Discord said.

"OK, STOP WITH THE PENIS JOKES!" They screamed. I grinned and stopped.

"Actually, it was just one chapter ago." Agent Pink said.

"Are you seriously?" Agent Discord shouted.

"Yes I am seriously! Now get your fat ass off that chair, and put on your Taco!?"

"WHY WAS THAT A QUESTION!?"

"I DONT FUCKING KNOW, I THINK THE AUTHOR IS JUST WAY TOO LAZY TO CORRECT HIS MISTAKES!"

"They put on their Elements of Taco and summoned Agent Sonata Dus- Wait. Why are there quoutation marks? WHY AM I PHYSICAL? WHY CAN'T I MAKE JOKES!?"

That's because the Elements of Taco have transcended! Now, WE are the authors, and YOU are the characters.

"NOOOOOOO!" The Author screamed as he was swallowed up by the Taco Rainbow.

The Author regained control, just for a few moments, so he could say this.

"I...never liked....Taco's...anyways." He held up his middle finger, and the world exploded.

I'm back.

The world splintered into pieces, and the Elements of Harmony were destroyed.

"What's happening?!" Sonata screamed.

"Without the Author, the World is being destroyed!" Pinkie shouted.

"Why?! His chaos was destroying the world!"

"No, it was making sure Discord DOESN'T destroy the world! Without the Author, the world is exploding!" Discord appeared.

"No, I'm not destroying the world." He said.

"Then who is?" Pinkie asked.

"The Author!" Sonata shouted.

"The Author is dead." Pinkie deadpanned.

"So? Maybe he's writing from beyond the grave?"

"He's not that powerful!" Discord shouted.

"Are you sure?" Sonata asked.

"No, not really. I mean, he did make mwa fuck Pinkie."

"Hmm..then who?" They asked in unison.

Creaaaaak

Snap

"The fuck?" Pinkie asked.

"Fourth wall breaking. We're putting it under too much strain!" Discord said.

"You totally stole that line from the first stor-" Pinkie clamped her hand over Sonata's mouth.

"Too much more pressure and it'll snap, we'll all die!" She hissed.

"Uh..wait." Discord said.

"What?" Sonata asked as the world healed, and the Elements of Harmony were fixed. The fourth wall was oiled, and stopped creaking, then it was fixed. Then it fell on top of Twilight, who was still fucking a book.

"If we're not writing this, and we have quotation marks, and the Author is dead...Who's writing this?"

I'm back, bitches.

-Stalking you always, The Horse

Epilogue

In the end, The Trio were erased from history, and returned to their original state.

The mad Author returned to the 3.3 dimension, beyond the comprehension of the ponies.

All was well, for the realm of Equestria.

But one day, the Author would return.

The world of Equestria would rejoice, but also despair.

For this sick twisted fuck-

"HEY!"

Known as the Author would put these ponies through hell.

For...

I'm back, bitches.

CHAPTER 1: Braving the castle of Tachk O Bel

"Are you sure we should do this?" Asked Pinkie.

"Fuck no." Replied Discord and Sonata in unison. They began to walk through the Abandoned castle of Tachk O Bel, looking around.

"Dude, I heard there were like...Zombies here." Sonata said, probably high off her ass.

"AM NOT!" She screamed at the ceiling, showing how far she has fallen into madness.

"OH FUCK YOU!" Yes. Fuck me.

"...Wow. Your a dick. No wonder why your last story had like 5 dislikes." I am a dick and- HEY! You know what? Get the fuck back to the story.

"Yes, there are Zombies. The last person to eat here had diarhea so bad he exploded. No joke, I saw it. It was funny as fuck, but also really really gross. They say his Zombie haunts the place." Discord said.

"Zombie's don't haunt, silly." Pinkie said, bouncing up and down on Discord's di-

"WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. TOO FAR, AUTHOR, TOO FAR." Pinkie grumbled, showing that Sonata's madness had rubbed off on her.

The zombie of Tachk O Bel crashed through the ceilings, and raised a hoof.

"A hoof?" Asked Discord, showing that the entire trio should be in a mental hospital.

It's a goat.

"A zombie. Who's a goat. I swear he was human."

Nah, he was a goat. The goat charges at you, screaming "EXTERMINATE!"

Lasers shoot out of it's eyes. Discord summons a motherfucking lightsaber and whips it, making it cry-read Dr. Seuss. The goat then exploded.

The trio then see the Taconomicon, and are corrupted by it's dark influence.

"MINE!" They shriek in unison. They lunge at the Taconomicon, being corrupted by it's dark powers.

Will the trio Defeat the Author? Will they fuck twilight? Find out in the next chapter!