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A Journey Beyond Sanity

by Darkwing Dust
Somehow transported from our world to Equestria, a young man unwillingly arrives in the form of an Earth Pony. Join us as we explore Stardust Balance's adventures, aiding the Mane Six throughout the seasons, discovering friendship... And love.

Once upon a time, a young man finds himself inside the very pony universe he only just became a fan of, during the very first episode in one of the many forms of Equestria's inhabitants. How did he get there? Why was he here? What must he do to return home? And, most importantly, why in God's name was he slowly growing feelings for a certain studious equine?

Join the befuddled human-turned-Earth-Pony as he aids the Mane Six in their adventures through every season by every episode in his own goal of returning back home with his limited knowledge of events, while they in turn teach the criticizing outsider the true meaning of friendship and what it means to have fun.

It will be trying on all ends; as the residents of Ponyville must deal with his dry humoured nature, and he in turn must deal with their warm innocent demeanor's.

One thing's for certain with this world: the fate of all who inhabit the equine world, alongside his tolerance and mental stability, may just be on the line...

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Everyone
Incomplete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Romance
Comedy
Adventure
Human
 
SSTM

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217 Chapters:

  1. Prologue: Once Upon A Time 2015-01-26 13:06:13 UTC
    530
  2. Chapter One: Man in our World 2015-01-26 12:52:56 UTC
    7802
  3. Chapter Two: Day of the Night 2015-02-06 20:15:57 UTC
    13356
  4. Chapter Three: Tickets and few Answers 2015-02-15 18:06:48 UTC
    10708
  5. Chapter Four: Open-Up Season 2015-02-22 18:02:41 UTC
    9735
  6. Chapter Five: Stardust The Punch-Off 2015-03-01 17:48:10 UTC
    9739
  7. Chapter Six: Bear Buster 2015-03-08 20:00:17 UTC
    11794
  8. Chapter Seven: Dragonstar 2015-03-15 20:00:33 UTC
  9. Chapter Eight: Think Before You Speak 2015-03-30 19:00:48 UTC
    7283
  10. Chapter Nine: Idle Visit 2015-04-05 17:00:16 UTC
    11963
  11. Chapter Ten: Migraine of the Century 2015-04-12 19:12:40 UTC
    5816
  12. Chapter Eleven: Addictive Song Up 2015-04-24 15:00:58 UTC
    6608
  13. Chapter Twelve: Call of the Censors 2015-05-04 19:00:14 UTC
    7100
  14. Chapter Thirteen: Whether Friends or Not 2015-05-10 17:06:07 UTC
    5457
  15. Chapter Fourteen: Fit for Failure 2015-05-17 13:00:18 UTC
    6328
  16. Chapter Fifteen: Feeling... Not Quite Alright 2015-05-29 15:00:08 UTC
    8581
  17. Chapter Sixteen: Sonic Mood Boost 2015-06-06 15:00:34 UTC
    6216
  18. Chapter Seventeen: Lie Master 2015-06-08 16:00:30 UTC
    8197
  19. Chapter Eighteen: The Friend Stopper 2015-06-09 21:00:17 UTC
    5505
  20. Chapter Nineteen: A Deceive and Negotiate Episode 2015-06-10 18:00:46 UTC
    7191
  21. Chapter Twenty: Isn't One Typical Birthday 2015-06-11 21:00:12 UTC
    7309
  22. Chapter Twenty-One: Overreaction and Priorities 2015-07-02 15:05:06 UTC
    6960
  23. Chapter Twenty-Two: A Pain in the Comparison 2015-07-09 13:08:10 UTC
    6726
  24. Chapter Twenty-Three: The Fabrication Chronicles 2015-07-14 15:00:16 UTC
    6113
  25. Chapter Twenty-Four: Owlicious? The [BEEP]? 2015-07-16 15:00:10 UTC
    4537
  26. Chapter Twenty-Five: Party of Choice 2015-07-18 14:00:08 UTC
    6626
  27. Chapter Twenty-Six: Night of Revelation 2015-07-25 14:00:50 UTC
    10444
  28. Chapter Twenty-Seven: A Change of Pace 2015-08-15 15:00:14 UTC
    6808
  29. Chapter Twenty-Eight: Rise of Balance I 2015-09-05 15:00:12 UTC
    5085
  30. Chapter Twenty-Nine: Rise of Balance II 2015-09-12 17:02:32 UTC
  31. Chapter Thirty: Background Greetings 2015-09-19 14:00:59 UTC
    6113
  32. Chapter Thirty-One: Nightmare Exposition 2015-09-26 15:04:11 UTC
    4198
  33. Chapter Thirty-Two: Honesty Is The Best Quality 2015-10-03 15:08:59 UTC
    2667
  34. Chapter Thirty-Three: Oh God, The Cutie Pox 2015-10-10 15:09:02 UTC
    4800
  35. Chapter Thirty-Four: Of Tortoises and Chess 2015-10-17 15:00:20 UTC
    4812
  36. Chapter Thirty-Five: Totally Not Darkwing Duck 2015-10-24 15:00:16 UTC
    5350
  37. Chapter Thirty-Six: Danger and Birthdays 2015-10-31 16:00:27 UTC
    8184
  38. Chapter Thirty-Seven: From Assumptions to Greed 2015-11-07 16:00:07 UTC
    5906
  39. Chapter Thirty-Eight: A White Hearth's Warming 2015-11-14 16:00:40 UTC
    5373
  40. Chapter Thirty-Nine: Balance Development 2015-11-21 16:00:10 UTC
    7240
  41. Chapter Forty: Parenting with Pinkie Pie 2015-11-28 15:00:28 UTC
    4533
  42. Chapter Forty-One: Roundin' up the Cattle Plot 2015-12-05 15:00:24 UTC
    4161
  43. Chapter Forty-Two: A Con by any Other Name 2015-12-12 15:00:26 UTC
    7269
  44. Chapter Forty-Three: Rainbow Dash, the Egghead 2015-12-18 16:00:28 UTC
    5269
  45. Chapter Forty-Four: Brimming with Starlight 2015-12-26 16:00:13 UTC
    8570
  46. Chapter Forty-Five: Oh happy Revelations 2016-01-02 16:00:22 UTC
    5516
  47. Chapter Forty-Six: Can you handle the Truth? 2016-01-09 16:00:21 UTC
    7952
  48. Chapter Forty-Seven: A Promise? That's a First 2016-01-16 16:00:15 UTC
    8109
  49. Chapter Forty-Eight: A Dragon's Tail 2016-01-23 16:00:18 UTC
    6647
  50. Chapter Forty-Nine: Whirlpool Balance 2016-01-30 16:00:24 UTC
    5152
  51. Chapter Fifty: Blobby Bla- Err, Gabby Gums 2016-02-06 16:00:16 UTC
    5071
  52. Chapter Fifty-One: Kamehame- ARGH! 2016-02-13 16:00:19 UTC
    9089
  53. Chapter Fifty-Two: Here comes the Bride 2016-02-20 16:00:13 UTC
    6184
  54. Chapter Fifty-Three: Waltz of the Changelings 2016-02-27 16:00:15 UTC
    7917
  55. Chapter Fifty-Four: A Deserving Hero? 2016-03-19 16:00:55 UTC
    7091
  56. Chapter Fifty-Five: Triumph of Sombra I 2016-04-02 15:00:21 UTC
    5587
  57. Chapter Fifty-Six: Triumph of Sombra II 2016-04-09 15:00:17 UTC
    7226
  58. Chapter Fifty-Seven: Too Many Pinkies Spoils the Show 2016-04-16 15:00:21 UTC
    4993
  59. Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Seeds of Affection 2016-04-23 15:00:22 UTC
    3686
  60. Chapter Fifty-Nine: Tricks up their Sleeves 2016-04-30 15:00:16 UTC
    6558
  61. Chapter Sixty: Be Prepared! 2016-05-07 15:00:10 UTC
    4743
  62. Chapter Sixty-One: The Ties That Bend 2016-05-14 15:01:11 UTC
    4193
  63. Chapter Sixty-Two: Breaking Friendship 2016-05-21 01:00:11 UTC
    4016
  64. Chapter Sixty-Three: Darkness Conquers All! 2016-05-27 23:00:11 UTC
    5076
  65. Chapter Sixty-Four: A Friendship Finale 2016-06-03 23:00:13 UTC
    8768
  66. Chapter Sixty-Five: Redemption Is Not Exclusive 2016-06-10 23:01:02 UTC
    5414
  67. Chapter Sixty-Six: Do You Trust Me? 2016-06-17 23:00:27 UTC
    5773
  68. Chapter Sixty-Seven: Friendship is Balance 2016-06-24 15:00:21 UTC
    8385
  69. Chapter Sixty-Eight: Equestria Girls I... Yay... 2016-07-08 23:00:24 UTC
    9497
  70. Chapter Sixty-Nine: EQG II... Yay... 2016-07-22 23:00:26 UTC
    10142
  71. Chapter Seventy: Thorn in our Side 2016-08-05 23:00:31 UTC
    3908
  72. Chapter Seventy-One: The Warrior of Encouragement 2016-08-12 23:00:22 UTC
    5456
  73. Chapter Seventy-Two: Puts Lebowski to Shame 2016-08-20 13:00:11 UTC
    4648
  74. Chapter Seventy-Three: JaJa's Surreal Journey: Stardust Crusaders 2016-08-26 23:00:28 UTC
    4978
  75. Chapter Seventy-Four: You Help Me, I Help You 2016-09-02 23:00:47 UTC
    2852
  76. Chapter Seventy-Five: Ponies with Attitude! 2016-09-09 23:00:33 UTC
    5873
  77. Chapter Seventy-Six: Hey Flutter Flutter Swing! 2016-09-16 23:00:03 UTC
    2618
  78. Chapter Seventy-Seven: City of the Hill 2016-09-23 23:00:26 UTC
    4477
  79. Chapter Seventy-Eight: Colours of the Rainbow 2016-09-30 23:00:22 UTC
    3401
  80. Chapter Seventy-Nine: It's Magic, You Know! 2016-10-07 23:00:38 UTC
    6099
  81. Chapter Eighty: A Kingdom of Isolation 2016-10-14 23:00:36 UTC
    5282
  82. Chapter Eighty-One: The Phantom Menace 2016-10-21 23:00:24 UTC
    3485
  83. Chapter Eighty-Two: Howdy Darlings! 2016-10-28 23:00:07 UTC
    2558
  84. Chapter Eighty-Three: Complete and Utter Dependence! 2016-11-05 00:00:26 UTC
    3011
  85. Chapter Eighty-Four: Stardust Time 2016-11-12 00:00:22 UTC
    4899
  86. Chapter Eighty-Five: Shining Star 2016-11-19 00:00:33 UTC
    4644
  87. Chapter Eighty-Six: Accidents Happen 2016-11-26 00:00:41 UTC
    3062
  88. Chapter Eighty-Seven: Gotta Rock 'Em All! Gotta Maud 'Em All! 2016-12-03 00:00:41 UTC
    3707
  89. Chapter Eighty-Eight: Team Spike and Star 2016-12-10 00:00:37 UTC
    4054
  90. Chapter Eighty-Nine: Acquaintance-Friend 2016-12-17 00:00:32 UTC
    6822
  91. Chapter Ninety: The Princess and her Warrior 2016-12-24 00:00:27 UTC
    4920
  92. Chapter Ninety-One: Traders of the Heart 2016-12-31 00:00:22 UTC
    4488
  93. Chapter Ninety-Two: The Princess of Memories 2017-01-06 18:00:18 UTC
    4458
  94. Chapter Ninety-Three: Games of BOREDOM! 2017-01-14 00:00:16 UTC
    4234
  95. Chapter Ninety-Four: It's The End... 2017-01-21 00:00:17 UTC
    6994
  96. Chapter Ninety-Five: ...But The Moment... 2017-01-28 00:00:14 UTC
    10460
  97. Chapter Ninety-Six: ...Has Been Prepared For 2017-02-04 00:00:21 UTC
    2771
  98. Chapter Ninety-Seven: Rainbow Rocks I... Joy... 2017-03-03 20:00:16 UTC
    7492
  99. Chapter Ninety-Eight: Rainbow Rocks II... Goodie... 2017-03-15 17:44:34 UTC
    6982
  100. Chapter Ninety-Nine: Dragonborn 2017-03-31 23:00:22 UTC
    4856
  101. Chapter One-Hundred: Fus Ro STAR! 2017-04-06 19:00:21 UTC
  102. Chapter 101: Calm Before The Storm 2017-04-12 20:00:12 UTC
    6539
  103. Chapter 102: Recollection of Sorrow 2017-04-21 17:00:21 UTC
    7763
  104. Chapter 103: Agent T! 2017-04-28 14:00:50 UTC
    6044
  105. Chapter 104: I Wanna Be Like You! 2017-05-03 23:00:27 UTC
    8972
  106. Chapter 105: Reap What You Sow 2017-05-12 01:00:21 UTC
    7464
  107. Chapter 106: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E 2017-05-18 21:00:17 UTC
    7250
  108. Chapter 107: Daring Do and the Twilight Warrior 2017-05-26 14:00:26 UTC
    7980
  109. Chapter 108: I'll Make A Pony Out Of You! 2017-06-01 14:00:18 UTC
    5640
  110. Chapter 109: How To Train Your Stardust 2017-06-08 18:00:24 UTC
    9139
  111. Chapter 110: Anger! Frustration! Breaking [BEEP!] 2017-06-14 23:00:13 UTC
    4026
  112. Chapter 111: Do Warriors Dream of Certain Doom? 2017-06-21 11:00:28 UTC
    9525
  113. Chapter 112: Recognizing Repercussions 2017-06-29 09:00:18 UTC
    7745
  114. Chapter 113: Haunted Reminders 2017-07-06 23:00:40 UTC
    5851
  115. Chapter 114: We Flawed Specimens 2017-07-12 01:00:23 UTC
    5309
  116. Chapter 115: We Are Number One! 2017-07-20 23:00:16 UTC
    6750
  117. Chapter 116: Terror That Flaps In The Night 2017-07-26 23:00:04 UTC
    5393
  118. Chapter 117: Good Ol' Uncle Star 2017-07-29 23:00:09 UTC
    6730
  119. Chapter 118: Crusaders of Imbalance 2017-08-06 23:00:07 UTC
    4961
  120. Chapter 119: Twelfth Day of Hearth's Warming 2017-08-15 23:00:13 UTC
    7441
  121. Chapter 120: Knowledge is Balance 2017-08-23 23:00:37 UTC
    7146
  122. Chapter 121: Star Deprivation 2017-08-30 23:00:42 UTC
    4661
  123. Chapter 122: PONY PARTY! 2017-09-06 23:00:18 UTC
    7585
  124. Chapter 123: Zagreus is the Pony's Shame 2017-09-15 23:00:43 UTC
    8616
  125. Chapter 124: The Beast That He's Been Keeping 2017-09-22 23:00:17 UTC
    13540
  126. Chapter 125: Friendship Games I... Snore... 2017-10-13 23:00:37 UTC
    9269
  127. Chapter 126: Friendship Games II... Drivel... 2017-10-27 23:01:05 UTC
    16548
  128. Chapter 127: Buffalo Mad, Buffalo Smash! 2017-11-03 23:59:50 UTC
    5643
  129. Chapter 128: Chief of the Wild Pony West 2017-11-11 00:00:00 UTC
  130. Chapter 129: Starlight, Starbright 2017-11-18 00:01:46 UTC
    5785
  131. Chapter 130: A Healthy Relationship 2017-11-23 23:59:55 UTC
    5782
  132. Chapter 131: Of Suns and Stars 2017-11-30 00:00:09 UTC
    8893
  133. Chapter 132: The Changeling Armada 2017-12-08 00:00:45 UTC
    9048
  134. Chapter 133: Love Soothes A Distraught Heart 2017-12-16 00:00:50 UTC
    7380
  135. Chapter 134: You're A Mean One, Judas Blueblood 2017-12-23 22:30:38 UTC
    6839
  136. Chapter 135: Fallen Snow 2018-01-15 18:00:28 UTC
    4882
  137. Chapter 136: An Avalanche of Imbalance 2018-01-16 00:00:27 UTC
    8955
  138. Chapter 137: Deadbeat Kindred Spirits 2018-01-25 21:00:38 UTC
    5269
  139. Chapter 138: Griffon Dissension 2018-02-02 19:59:48 UTC
    7855
  140. Chapter 139: Weirder Than Canon 2018-02-10 00:00:45 UTC
    5719
  141. Chapter 140: Stardust Kart: Equestrian Races 2018-02-16 20:59:54 UTC
    6035
  142. Chapter 141: 56 Tricks Later 2018-02-21 22:00:43 UTC
    5521
  143. Chapter 142: Changelings Among Us 2018-03-03 00:00:45 UTC
    7320
  144. Chapter 143: LEEEEEEEET'S PLAY! 2018-03-09 23:59:54 UTC
    7811
  145. Chapter 144: Harvesting Diamonds 2018-03-16 18:00:43 UTC
    5610
  146. Chapter 145: Promise of a Warrior 2018-03-22 14:59:47 UTC
    9603
  147. Chapter 146: Friendship Affairs 2018-03-30 16:59:42 UTC
    8790
  148. Chapter 147: Love Will Never Be Doomed 2018-04-07 03:00:17 UTC
    6442
  149. Chapter 148: Specialties of an Individual 2018-04-12 14:00:58 UTC
    11498
  150. Chapter 149: How To Pick Up Wings 2018-04-20 22:59:56 UTC
    6733
  151. Chapter 150: The Dragon Inquisition 2018-04-27 23:00:30 UTC
    5690
  152. Chapter 151: World Enough And Time 2018-05-03 23:00:00 UTC
    7386
  153. Chapter 152: To His Coy Mistress 2018-05-11 23:00:48 UTC
    13915
  154. Chapter 153: Legends of Everfree I... Help... 2018-06-15 23:00:01 UTC
    12153
  155. Chapter 154: Legends of Everfree II... Make It Stop, Make It End...! 2018-06-29 23:00:52 UTC
    15910
  156. Chapter 155: The Hand Balance Deals With Us 2018-07-06 23:02:36 UTC
    10270
  157. Chapter 156: The Human Factor 2018-07-12 15:41:17 UTC
    9764
  158. Chapter 157: Veteran of Contempt 2018-07-20 23:06:50 UTC
    7016
  159. Chapter 158: Vow to Fight, Vow to Run 2018-07-27 22:58:47 UTC
    7266
  160. Chapter 159: Star Depot 2018-08-03 22:59:35 UTC
    9429
  161. Chapter 160: Lavender Tower 2018-08-07 22:57:24 UTC
    6249
  162. Chapter 161: Walking Disaster 2018-08-15 19:59:46 UTC
    4132
  163. Chapter 162: Dance Magic... Hmmmmmm... 2018-08-23 22:59:40 UTC
    4533
  164. Chapter 163: Remorse For The Enemy? Don't Think So 2018-08-30 23:00:02 UTC
    6894
  165. Chapter 164: Parental Intervention 2018-09-07 22:59:47 UTC
    7373
  166. Chapter 165: All Hail King Stardust! 2018-09-11 22:59:45 UTC
    11826
  167. Chapter 166: Always My Best Friends 2018-09-21 14:00:47 UTC
    8169
  168. Chapter 167: The Wendigo Incursion 2018-09-28 14:59:49 UTC
    6140
  169. Chapter 168: Pear Factory 2018-10-04 10:57:26 UTC
    8349
  170. Chapter 169: Remember It So You Don't Have To! 2018-10-12 11:43:16 UTC
    6414
  171. Chapter 170: Flash Magic... Yes You Heard Right 2018-10-18 11:44:57 UTC
    6376
  172. Chapter 171: Plunderin' Dat Pony Booty! 2018-10-24 15:29:54 UTC
    6713
  173. Chapter 172: Babylon Dragoon 2018-10-29 13:54:08 UTC
    6110
  174. Chapter 173: I'm Mister Wright Christmas! I'm Mister Dawn! 2018-11-08 15:08:55 UTC
    7498
  175. Chapter 174: Call of the Sirens 2018-11-15 15:00:12 UTC
    4373
  176. Chapter 175: Diamond in the Rough 2018-11-21 12:36:34 UTC
    7531
  177. Chapter 176: Midnight to Dawn 2018-11-30 14:59:22 UTC
    7577
  178. Chapter 177: Hail, Hail, Flanktopia! 2018-12-04 15:48:57 UTC
    9899
  179. Chapter 178: Mirror Magic... Yep 2018-12-12 14:58:22 UTC
    6940
  180. Chapter 179: Once Upon A Dream 2018-12-21 15:59:15 UTC
    8162
  181. Chapter 180: HydroStardust Zone Act II! 2018-12-25 13:14:55 UTC
    5490
  182. Chapter 181: Fall Upon A Stream... 2018-12-31 20:57:38 UTC
    9750
  183. Chapter 182: There Was A Man I Knew 2019-01-10 15:01:07 UTC
    7617
  184. Chapter 183: The Twilight Before The Stars 2019-01-18 15:58:53 UTC
    9400
  185. A Journey Beyond Sanity: The Movie: Part I 2019-02-08 19:57:00 UTC
    16222
  186. A Journey Beyond Sanity: The Movie: Part II 2019-02-15 19:57:27 UTC
    25499
  187. A Journey Beyond Sanity: The Movie: Part III 2019-02-21 19:56:45 UTC
    19471
  188. A Journey Beyond Sanity: The Movie: Part IV 2019-02-28 20:00:11 UTC
    23465
  189. Chapter 184: Friendship Con 2019-03-15 15:57:00 UTC
    8702
  190. Chapter 185: Class is in Session! 2020-03-26 18:00:07 UTC
    7388
  191. Chapter 186: Ministry of Magic... Ponies 2020-03-27 18:00:52 UTC
    5753
  192. Chapter 187: The Soul of Wit 2020-04-04 20:01:04 UTC
    4906
  193. Chapter 188: Style These Days 2020-04-08 20:03:32 UTC
    3962
  194. Chapter 189: Hocus Focus 2020-04-18 20:36:31 UTC
    7033
  195. Chapter 190: The Little Merpony 2020-04-24 14:00:19 UTC
    6227
  196. Chapter 191: Times Gone By 2020-04-30 21:00:10 UTC
    7624
  197. Chapter 192: Homeyearncoming 2020-06-19 16:00:14 UTC
    5967
  198. Chapter 193: A Guide to Abide 2020-06-25 17:00:22 UTC
    5902
  199. Chapter 194: What We Missed And Cherished 2020-07-03 20:23:04 UTC
    6228
  200. Chapter 195: Then There Were Three 2020-07-22 14:00:16 UTC
    6958
  201. Chapter 196: The Dragon Warrior 2020-10-09 15:04:47 UTC
    4687
  202. Chapter 197: Temptation of the Clam 2020-10-15 21:28:23 UTC
    6272
  203. Chapter 198: Triple Friendship 2020-12-18 00:04:08 UTC
    9918
  204. Chapter 199: What We Learn Amongst Ourselves 2020-12-24 15:20:53 UTC
    7901
  205. Chapter 200: Hearth's Warming Unity 2020-12-31 23:30:03 UTC
    7754
  206. Chapter 201: Righteous Surpassing 2021-01-08 15:00:07 UTC
    6891
  207. Chapter 202: Harmonic Reconnection 2021-02-24 19:19:42 UTC
    6545
  208. Chapter 203: Chaotic Accompaniment 2021-03-04 17:39:50 UTC
    4967
  209. Chapter 204: The Bells Of To Come 2021-03-14 19:17:12 UTC
    4025
  210. Chapter 205: Weebow Dash 2021-03-18 21:01:18 UTC
    4077
  211. Chapter 206: AppleStinge 2021-03-28 11:26:30 UTC
    5301
  212. Chapter 207: A Light of Tough Love 2021-04-04 12:56:27 UTC
    7068
  213. Chapter 208: Autumn's Balance 2021-04-17 23:16:27 UTC
    6238
  214. Chapter 209: Day of the Father 2021-04-24 19:34:59 UTC
    6781
  215. Chapter 210: Magical Depravity 2021-05-29 17:49:51 UTC
    6890
  216. Chapter 211: The Prince of Family 2021-05-30 14:01:06 UTC
    9840
  217. Chapter 212: Best Gift Ever! 2021-12-25 20:30:31 UTC
    7038