Eggheads

by Twilightclopple

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance
Length: 3650

Twilight and Rainbow bond as a little more than friends.

After discovering her love for reading, Rainbow heads to Twilight's library to check out the next Daring Do. However, she makes a discovery that may bring the two ponies closer than just friends.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-05 08:44:01 UTC

Chapter 1

"Grinning like a filly, Daring closed her hoof around the mouth of the pouch, feeling the precious stones inside shake around. Finally, she had the gems she had sought for tirelessly since arriving on the island. The explorer wasted no time stuffing the all-important pouch into her saddlebag, and with a flick of her tail and a readjustment of her whip, Daring-do tilted her hat and was off, into the breeze."

          With extra, dramatic emphasis on the last sentence, right down to the last word, Rainbow Dash closed the book and held it in her lap adoringly. After finishing the fourth part of her favorite series, Rainbow felt less like an egghead than when she started. She was almost ready to start reading in public, where other ponies could judge her. Almost.

          "That was so awesome!" She squeaked to herself, feeling almost like Daring could hear her from behind the pages. Setting the book on her bedside table, the cyan pegasus vowed she would visit a certain purple librarian later to pick up the sequel. First, though, Rainbow needed food; her stomach growled its approval of the notion.

          With a tilt of her imaginary hat, and a flick of her technicolor tail, Dash trotted out the fluffy cloud door.

          "Spike!" Twilight called from the bookshelves. Silence; nothing but dust bunnies rolling on the floor like tumbleweeds. "Spiiiike! Where's my number one assistant when I need him?"

          Spike hurled himself into the room, tripping over his own feet as he ran. Wiping the crumbs off his mouth with a claw, he faltered under Twilight's stern glare.

"I see you've already eaten." She stated, nodding at the crumbs now littering her impeccable library floor, "Really Spike? That's the third box of cookies this week! Think about the nutrition!" At the last statement,Spike's face changed from flustered and apologetic to a look of disbelief. One eyebrow cocked, Spike stared at Twiloghy, and she already knew the answer.

"Well, anyhow, now that I have you here," She restarted, "Have you seen my good quill? Its time to take inventory." She pointed her horn toward the rows upon rows of books.

"Sure, I'll get it, Twilight." Spike agreed, as he made to leave.

"Uh, Spike, that's the kitchen."

"O-oh right, I knew that."

When he left the room, Twilight returned to her books, before calling over her shoulder, "Don't even think about it, Spike! The last box is MINE!“

"Oh come on!" Came the reply. Twilight smiled to herself under her book.

o.o.o.o.o.

Mother of Celestia, that's delectable, Rainbow thought to herself as she took a chunk out of her hay sandwich. She had always preferred hay over daisies and grass; to frilly, less filling. Chewing slowly, the blue weather mare savored the flavor, as she let her thoughts wander.

Does Twilight think I'm an egghead?

She snorted into her sandwich at the preposterous idea. Yeah, right. But does she think I'm just a dumb jock who tripped and fell face first into a book?

This thought bothered Dash more, and she felt her spirits dampen, and her stomach knot. Out of their friends, Twilight's opinion always hit home. She had always been the kind of filly who sought to prove her worth, but to the purple mare, Rainbow tried the hardest.

As Rainbow's train of thought left the station, she found herself with a considerably smaller appetite. After pushing away her half eaten meal, Dash's eyes rested on her book, sitting so quaintly on her table. As little as she wanted to see Twilight right then, Rainbow knew Daring-do needed her more.

Slinging her saddlebag over her back with her mouth, the mare left. Her throat choked as she beat her feelings down it again, and Rainbow Dash kept her eyes on the clouds.

o.o.o.o.o

          "The Complete Unabridged Works of Starswirl the Bearded, check."

Twilight trotted along the shelves, quill and scroll at the ready. "Infallible Tricks for the Organized, check. Unicorn's Guide to Advanced Magic, check. The-w-wha-huh?"

          Setting her quill aside, Twilight drew a tattered book from the shelf using her magic. It looked older than Celestia, worn and ancient. A questionable image decorated the front cover.

"Huh, I don't remember this one at all. It must have been here before I moved in." Twilight looked curiously at the mystery book. The title was encrusted with dirt and years had eaten away at the lettering, so that she couldn't make it out anymore. Cracking open the weathered pages, the unicorn stifled a gasp. Ponies, ponies everywhere; each pair was engaged in coitus alongside what seemed like a description of the act. This ancient script held the depictions of the very processes of pony reproduction.

          "Well, alright then. But this is a book nonetheless, and I'm sure it contains information worth knowing. So, Mysterious Coidal Guide, uh, check."

            Twilight was in the midst of levitating the book back on the shelf, when she heard a crash, a tumble, and a string of expletives from the front door. She dropped her book in surprise, gave it a look as of it were the book's fault, and trotted to the source of the commotion.

A chaotic jumble of  cyan hooves and wings last sprawled in front of Twilight as she looked down to survey the damage. Immediately, the blue pegasus sprung to her feet and straightened herself, looking positively red at her little stunt. The purple mare snickered a bit and grinned.

"Hi, Rainbow, glad to see you could drop in." Twilight giggled at her own pun, enjoying the pink blush on the face of her cyan guest. Rainbow relaxed a bit at her lame joke, and her nonchalant demeanor began to inflate once more.

"Oh, you know I always make an entrance!" Dash grinned as she swooped her mane out of the way. "No but seriously, I was booking it from that crazy orange one with the scooter of death, and tripped over something in the doorway." Dash kicked in the direction of the door, where an empty box caught Twilight's eye.

"Oh Celestia damn it, that purple son of a dragon."

Rainbow dismissed Twi's frustration, and sauntered past her to the bookshelves. "I need a book. Daring needs me." She declared. Twilight gathered her head and joined Rainbow, noting the sleek form of the latter while she perused the library.

          "Daring-do, where are you? Hmmm..." Rainbows search took her in full circle around the room, pausing at a tattered, very old book. Twilight's thoughts rushed back and hit her like a freight train when she saw the blue mare removing the book from the wall.

"WAIT, Rainbow, t-that's not the right book..." Twilight's voice tapered off to barely more than a squeak as she watched the pegasus's face change expressions like a light. Grinning, to shocked, to REALLY grinning, with a hint of... arousal?

Thinking it couldn't possibly be true, Twilight let the idea go and began to explain herself. "I think it some sort of description of mating rituals, valuable information, an old and delicate manuscript--"

"Twilight." Rainbow cut her off, and Twilight snapped her mouth closed like a trap.

"Y-yes, Rainbow?" She wasn't about to go on the defensive, so the unicorn decided to play it meek.

Dash shoved the book into Twilight's face, wearing a serious expression once more. Twilight really felt the nerves until Rainbow's face cracked into the biggest smile she had ever seen.

"Look at it. Look at this book. These ponies on the cover are totally screwing!" Rainbow snorted, biting her lip, before breaking down and collapsing, laughing hysterically like a school filly. "BAHAHA-these ponies-AHAHA-in a book--“ Suddenly she jumped up and stared at the book with a mixed expression.

"Uh, Twi? Why do you even have this book?“ Rainbow asked. "This is totally porn. Really porn-y porn."

Twilight opened her mouth, gaping like a fish, and before she could get a word out, Rainbow continued, louder than before, the grin returning to her face. "Hey, if you like porn, that's cool, I'm not judging; everyone enjoys some good porn from time to time-" Realizing what she  had said, the blue mare clapped a hoof over her mouth comically as her face grew burning hot, wiping all doubt that she had just admitted something she hadn't to.

Twilight stared, gaping. She stared so intensly, Rainbow began to fear her stare would burn a hole right between the pegasus's eyes.  After  the world's longest minute, the flabbergasted unicorn giggled, growing in volume until she was spouting downright peals of laughter. Rainbow was so taken aback by Twi's antics, her face began to change color-red, then beet red, and a sort of sickly green- both from shock and humiliation. She felt her pride being tattered and rose on the defensive.

"Oh har-har, hiLARious," Rainbow spat with feigned bravado, dripping emphasis on the last word, "How do you think I hone my skills? I ALWAYS make the mare weak in the knees, you know."

Twilight blushed, and Rainbow could almost detect the arousal on her features. "Y-you're a filly-fooler?  I didn't know that."

Rainbow's pupils shrunk to the size of peas and her face fell, as she again realized she had given away a bit of information she hadn't intended to. At least not now, anyway.

"For the love of Celestia." The blushing cyan filly muttered under her breath. What was her problem?

Though she didn't look it, Twilight was pleased to discover this new information. She had always fostered feeling for the rainbow mare, and no amount of shrouding herself in book after dusty book could deny or change that feeling. All Twilight knew now was that with the colorful streak painted across the sky, her heart would thump madly in her throat.

Twilight knew she was harsh on her friend sometimes. She sewed up her feelings concerning the blue filly in an impenetrable case, not letting sparks show through the cracks. Had Rainbow never returned her feelings, should she turn away, Twilight knew she would lose her. The unicorn would gladly have turned in every last book in her library in exchange for not breaking her friendship with the filly she had met and, somewhere along the road, perhaps unknowingly, fallen for.

          “...so yes, yes I am a filly-fooler!" Rainbow was out of breath. She had nothing left in her, just the sickening black feeling of knowing that her chances now next to nothing of the unicorn returning her emotions. Rainbow closed her mouth, tucking the feeling of defeat behind her rose eyes.

It took Twilight a minute to realize Rainbow was talking for the duration of her revelation.

The unicorn just blinked, and searched the pegasus's face.

Dash was confused, and could feel the last filaments of pride slip away. She knew it was her last change to save what bit of bravado she had left in her, and summoned the fire in her words.

"Oh, come off it, Twilight Sparkle. So close-minded, what are you, a virgin our something?"

Twilight blinked, mumbled something, and studied the floor. Dash knew exactly what was wrong, she just hoped, wished, it wasn't true. Too late.

"-Immavrgn." Mumbles that Dash could not make out, but had a feeling she already knew.

"Hmm?" Rainbow asked, looking imploringly at Twilight.

"I-I am actually a virgin, Rainbow Dash." Twilight said, nervously, but surprisingly strong. Rainbow felt herself crash down inside. Total douche was not sufficient to describe how she felt right then.

          Thick silence passed between the two, seemingly hardening like concrete as it suffocated the air. Rainbow felt awful, knotted into a tight bundle of guilt, every fiber in her body taking her that out was up to her to make this right.

"Twilight, I-I am so-" Rainbow practically swallowed her own words, and was choking on them.

"It alright. Don't be," Twiloght spoke in a soft voice, "I was saving myself for somepony anyway." Twilight mentally kicked herself; it was her turn to give away a bit of information she hadn't meant to. All the purple filly could do was hope her friend wouldn't pick up on it.

"I-Twilight--" The blue pegasus was silenced once more by a smile from her friend. Dash still burned inside. She felt she didn't deserve Twilight as a friend, and certainly didn't deserve her as a lover.

o.o.o.o.o

          Several minutes later, however, the incident was almost forgotten. Giggling, Rainbow Dash remembered something. "Twilight," the blue filly began,"you said you were saving yourself for somepony... Who? Do I know them?" Dash began to glow with foalish excitement.

Oh dear sweet Luna, Twilight thought. She studied Rainbow's eager face. Her pink eyes glittered, youthful and enchanting. Twilight noted the way her bangs fell slightly into her eyes, dotting the vivid irises with color. Twilight grew hotter than a rainboom. This was it. It was now, or it was never.

"Yes, you know them." Dash felt the world crumble away under her feet. It wasn't her. It would never be.

But she put on a brave face. "Tell me," the pegasus almost whispered. The pounding silence had returned.

Twilight took a breath while fire raged inside her. "You." She was surprised at how steady her voice sounded.

Dash felt her heart stop, but willed it to keep beating. She froze, certain she had misheard, until a wave of emotion crashed over her every nerve like a typhoon. It came out before she could stop it.

Dash didn't say a word, and Twilight began to worry more than ever. This was the end. She lost her. Rainbow leaned in, not completely sure of what she was going to do, letting the moment move her.

Oh my stars, Twilight thought. Let this happen.

Oh Celestia, Dash thought, She is beautiful.

Just a bit closer. Her wings are stunning.

She's trembling, should I stop?

Please don't let her stop.

Their lips met. Twilight had the softest lips Dash had ever touched, soft like velvet. Twilight mewled at the sudden touch and grew significantly wetter and warmer in a certain area. She couldn't believe this was actually, finally happening to her.

Emboldened by her quiet noise of pleasure, Rainbow pushed her friend over so she was standing over her, lips still locked. Dash softly pushed her tongue into Twi's mouth, stroking her from the inside. Twilight responded immediately, giving a shudder and grinding ever so softly on Rainbow's leg. The slight motion of arousal from Twilight had Rainbow positively dripping in heat; she gave a groan as she felt her clit swell and harden.

Twilight was already hot and wet and ready, with hardly any stimulation down below. Rainbow finally broke the kiss.

"Are you sure this is what you want, Twi?" She asked, concern written on her face. Secretly, though, she, and her aching nethers, hoped Twilight would say yes. Twilight did not say yes, she simply nodded and whined, and Rainbow knew exactly what she wanted.

Rainbow grinned into Twi's fur as she planted a kiss on her neck, gently nipping, and eliciting a cry from her lover. She wasn't going to tease her, Rainbow was going to give her friend exactly what she deserved; pure, unadulterated pleasure.

"Twilight..." "Yes, Ra-oh!-Rainbow?" "You smell awesome." Twilight giggled, a sound so adorable that Rainbow rewarded her with another nip on her soft belly fur. Twilight,  though filled with pleasure, began to grow impatient. She bucked her hips into the air, hoping Rainbow would get the message.

Rainbow certainly did. Nearing Twilight's delicate sex, Rainbow ate her own words. Perhaps a little teasing was in order after all. The Cyan pegasus ran her tongue along her partner's inner thigh, then switched to the other, purposefully avoiding the prize in the middle. Twilight gave a whinny a moan in protest, until Rainbow's eager, wet sex forced her to give in, and she planted a kiss directly on Twi's stiff clit. Twilight's eyes shot open, and she cried out in perfect, exquisite pleasure.  Dash wrapped her lips around Twilight's most sensitive spot and gave sensual sucks, in between gentle licks. Twilight's clit throbbed and jumped in her mouth, Twilight twisted her hooves into Rainbow's mane, crying out. Rainbow had seen it enough during flight camp to know when a mare was close to cumming, and this one was.

"Mmmf, oh Celestia, it feels so good, I-ah-I-AH--" Twilight released a long groan that put an end to any stream of coherent thought she may have had.

Driven by Twilight's moans, Dash doubled her efforts. Leaving her clit for a moment, Rainbow drive her tongue into Twi's soaking hole, licking sharply upward, pressinng into her lover's g-spot in short, hard thrusts. Twilight mumbled something, punctuating each breath with a moan an octave higher than her regular voice. Rainbow then reached a hoof up to rub furious circles on the purple mare's erect, twitching clitoris.

That did it. "Oh my-oh-OHOHOH-RAINBOOOOOOWW!" Twilight thrashed uncontrollably  as her orgasm whipped through her like molten lava. Every touch felt like a thousand, and liquid squirted out of of Twilight's twitching sex, coating Rainbow's face.

Seeing the mess she made as she came down from her high, Twilight blushed. "I'm sorry

Rainbow." Dash laughed softly at Twi's comment, her chuckle hoarse with arousal. Standing over her once more, Rainbow reached her head down slightly to nibble at Twilight's mange. It tasted of sweat and honey; the cyan pegasus loved it.

"Did that feel good?" Dash's voice was quite smokey, and sounded extremely sultry to Twilight. Rainbow had never been been more aroused in her life; her nethers burned with passion, and produced a musk so strong, anyone could easily smell it. She desperately craved attention below, but wasn't one to beg. All the weather filly could do was hope her friend could take a hint.

"Mmm, of course! Oh!" The unicorn gasped. "You're ... aroused." Rainbow Dash just stared at the filly under her for a second before forfeiting her brows and tilting her head.

"You don't say?"

Twi chuckled. "That's not what I meant. I suppose you could use some attending to? I reckon I read about this somewhere, if I could just--" Twilight was really returning to her old self.

"Twi."

"If you just-"

Twilight."

"If only I had that darn book, I could-"

"Twilight Sparkle!"

Twilight fell silent and looked up. Dash grinned down. "This isn't how this works, y'know."

"Right, Rainbow." Twilight smiled, then adopted a sultry look, "I'll handle this."

Rainbow groaned just from the anticipation. Finally, satisfaction was in reach. All of a sudden, the blue filly was on her back, before Twi even had the chance to stand up. Magic; unicorns were really something.

Twilight kissed her friend square on the lips, not wasting a second before shoving her tongue inside, almost roughly. Rainbow was somewhat surprised at her friend's sudden change in behavior, but her burning sex wasn't complaining. A warm feeling spread inside the cyan mare from the kiss, but was quickly transformed into hot pleasure with the purple hoof that was snaking its way down the blue fur. As Twilight's hoof got closer and closer to its destination, Rainbow grew unbelievably desperate, bucking her hips in hopes to meet halfway. To her dismay, Twilight had Dash pinned in a strong grip; the cyan filly could hardly move at all. However, the hold put pressure on Dash's achingly erect wings, which drew a pleasured moan from the trapped pony.

Finally, Twilight's hoof reached the very top of Rainbow's twitching vulva, and ever so gently stroked her clitoris. "Ah! Oh yes, Twi, right-right there!" Dash choked out, feeling herself finally reach the pleasure she had been begging for.

Twilight stroked wide circles around the hard nub, observing the reaction of the quivering pegasus under her ministrations. She noticed how as she got faster with her circles, the blue filly would moan faster in time with the rubs, sometimes with an adorable crack in her voice. That was Twilight's favorite part.

Dash, after being incredibly horny for so long, knew she wasn't going to last long like this, and was desperate to feel the unicorn's snout on her sex. Something had to be done.

"Twilight-gah, oh buck-lick me!" Dash moaned. Twiloght was more than happy to oblige. Pausing her rubbing, Twilight slid down Rainbow's body and ran one long lick from base to tip of her friend's vagina. Rainbow squealed in delight, her voice cracking, which only spurred Twilight on, wanting to hear the sound again.

"OH LUNA! Ugh Twi, you're so good! Mmmf, yeah, right there, that's it, don't stop!" Rainbow was definitely a lot more vocal than Twilight, but the purple mare didn't mind.

Twilight was now sucking on Dash' s clit in earnest, using one hoof to circle her opening, and the other hoof to pull on the pegasus's tail, which she loved. Rainbow couldn't contain her moans, and her voice cracks were increasing in number as her pleasure was being driven up the wall. She couldn't help, there was no way she could hold back; Rainbow was about to release.

"Twilight! I-I-I'm about to- AH I CAN'T STOP IT, I'M CUMMING!" A stream of fluid shot out of Rainbow, splashing Twilight, who was still faithfully licking. Rainbow screamed as her orgasm rocked her very core of being, and liquid fire shot from every nerve ending. She shuddered and twisted around her lover, burying her muzzle into the purple mare's shoulder, riding out the contractions.

It took several minutes before the pair was completely back to normal, laying next to each other. Twilight was almost out cold, and Rainbow hadn't been this exhausted since the Best Young Fliers competition. Still, both minds were reeling.

"Twilight, I think I love you." It took all of Dash's courage to admit it outright.

"I love you too, Rainbow Dash." Came the drowsy reply.

"There's just one thing I need." Rainbow stated blandly.

"...What's that?"

"I still need the next Daring-Do."

o.o.o.o.o