The Great Adventure

Once upon a time there was a pony named Big Mac, he was sad.

“Im sad because I am not in a fun group to have fun in” he said sadly.

“Well I think I can help” a voice said.

“H-h-hello where are you?” Big Mac said pulling a carriage.

The voice popped out of the ground and said.

“Hi name is Pinkie Pie and I can cheerer you up i pinkie promise and I NEVER break a pinkie promise no mater what the cost.”Pinkie Pie said happily.

“Okkkkk and how are you going to do that” Big Mac said skeptical.

“I will make you laugh” Pinkie Pie said.

“Try it” Big Mac said.

“Ok” Pinkie Pie said.

She made a face that made Big Mac chuckle a small bit. She continued to make funnier and funnier faces till it hurt. Big Mac laughed really hard his sides hurt.

“Oh my god your faces actually did make me laugh, I never laughed this hard” Big Mac said trying to breathe.

“I am happy again want to become partners in making ponies laugh” Big Mac said cheerfully.

“No sorry im already partners with-“Pinkie Pie got cut off by,
“ME CHEESE SANDWICH and its ok if he comes along IF and only IF, he can make us both chuckle a little.”

Big Mac thought “This is going to be really hard.” (that’s what she said)

Big Mac made faces and showed them pictures of humans being funny. He also did 1 pony skits and plays. Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie laughed their plots off because he was so funny. they could barely keep the laughter in.

“We laughed so hard it made our sides hurt we have never laughed this hard in our life you are in.” Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie both said.

So Big Mac got accepted and was no longer sad. And they (it’s not happily ever after) made ponies laugh except 1 (ahhh there we go) and that pony was named Maud Pie. Maud Pie was sort of like a Goth and depressed at the same time but she was not.

“I was born on a rock farm with Pinkie Pie” Maud Pie said without any sort of happy tone.

Cheese Sandwich thought “Is she depressed or something it’s like she had a traumatic experience that ruined her life.”

Cheese Sandwich did not know that pinkie pie had a sister in fact she never told him about her background at all. All of the ponies stared at Cheese Sandwich with a blank slate. (If you don’t get this then you did not go to 6th grade.)

Cheese Sandwich said nervously (D-d-d-did I say that out loud.)

“Eeeeeeyup.” Big Mac said loudly.

“Oh god sorry Maud and pinkie but you never told me that you had a sister.” Cheese Sandwich said.

Pinkie Pie said “Sorry I had forgotten to tell you.”
“Guys it’s getting late I thing you should go to someponies house.”Maud said still sounding depressed.

“Well we stay on the road I don’t know who’s house we could crash at.” pinkie pie said sounding like Maud but in a higher pitch.

“we I mean you guys can stay at my place Apple Jack and the Cutie Mark Crusader are going to be gone tonight their all at a sleepover.” Big Mac said in his deep voice.

“Thanks Big Mac you are my best friend no homo.” Cheese Sandwich said.

“No problem but please don’t say that sentence again.” Big Mac said quickly.

“Ok.” Cheese Sandwich said.

So they went to his house/barn (whatever it is) and. . . .

“So what should we play first?” Big Mac said.

“We should play some hide and seek.” Pinkie Pie said.

“Ok I would love to play that game.” Big Mac said.

“No no no silly not that kind of hide and seek.” Pinkie Pie said looking at Cheese Sandwich with a smirk.

“Sweet celestia.” Big Mac said widening his eyes.

“Your mind is fucked up mate im not like that.” Pinkie Pie said looking disgusted.

“Sorry what kind of hide and seek.” Big Mac said questionably.

“The one where Cheese is always It.” Pinkie Pie said.

“Come on really mate why it is always me why can’t it be the new one.” Cheese Sandwich yelled.
“Because he is new and it is not fare for him and plus I bet he knows every hiding spot in this joint so that’s why any other questions smartass.” Pinkie Pie said angry.

“Nope.” Cheese Sandwich said with a blank face.

“Good let’s get this party started.” Pinkie Pie said in her normal.

So they played hide and seek for hours, they had a really fun time until . . . BOOM!!!