Life as a princess can be tough. You have annoying foreign dignitaries, stuck-up nobles, and from time to time a major crisis that nearly tears the country in two. The solution to this? Why, a healthy workout regime and plenty of exercise, of course!

Then when that isn't enough, a friendly boxing match is always a good option. Or not, when you have two magical, god-like bickering sisters in the ring.

Trust me, for a show like this, you'll wish it was pay-per-view.

Big thanks to my amazing collab partner and all around sexiest human being alive, Flanagan! Also big thanks to my editor fecundity!

Cover art from the very talented scorpdk!