Colt with a Secret

" I can't believe this. " said a surprisingly calm princess Celestia. The two royal sisters were looking down on Night, Kiara, and Nala. "There are only two ways an Alicorn is made, they are eithergiven the power with a pire enough heart or born an Alicorn. And the thing is, at least one parent has to be an Alicorn, and thare are only four other Alicorns, myself included, that exist."
" And that's what makes even less sense." Said Luna to the other ponies." Obviously no alicorn has made a child in over a thousand years, snd this Night is still a colt."
"Wait a second. " said Rainbow Dash. Don't alicorns age a lot longer than regular ponies. I mean, he could be over a thousand years old."

"Actually Rainbow. " Said Twilight. "Alicorns age normally until they reach there thirties, then they age really slowly. So the fact that he is a colt still makes no sense. It is possible someone made him into an alicorn but I doubt the three of us would just do that and keep it a secret. " Celestia and Luna nodded.

"Hey guys!" Exclaimed Pinkie. "He's waking up." They all looked to see Night getting up from the floor, yawning and rubbing his eyes.

"Where am I?" He asked tiredly.

"Your in the friendship castle young Night." Said Celestia. Then Nights eyes went open with fear. He saw that he was surrounded by the elements of harmony and the princesses.
"Aw, s..t."
"Excuse me. "Celestia said sternly. "Nopony should ever say that kind of language. "
"I'm sorry o great princess. " he said sarcastically. "It's just that my life long secret has now been exposed and now surrounded by two princesses."
"Okay, usually I say there's no need for formalities. But i'm starting to think now that a little bit of formalitie is appropriate. "
"So Night." Said Twilight. Can you please who you and your friends are and please tell the truth. "
"What if I don't, your going to turn me stone or something. "
"No, we would never do something like that. "
"Ah have a feeling you don't like us very much, do yah." Said Applejack.
" What do you think your all a bunch of stereotypes. The bookeorm, the country bunkin, the cocain addict, the hippie, the deva, and the lesbian."
"Wait, What! " said Rainbow Dash. "I'm not a lesbian!"
"And i'm not on cocain. Wait, what's cocain."
"The only one here I actually like is Fluttershy because she's not completely annoying. "
"I hate to say this. "Said Luna." But this colt may be our biggest challenge yet."