Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Dark Rescue Team

   I think I dozed off again. But how? Why? I usually never fall asleep when I play pokemon. I quickly looked around, surveying my surroundings. It is really dark. I looked around again. Nothing.

"Hello?~"

   My ears quickly swiveled towards the music-like voice.

   "Uh, hi?" I replied.

"Oh good!~" the voice said, rather cheerfully, "I'm kinda new at this. So. . . um. . ."

   I waited for the voice to continue.

   "Er. . . RIGHT!~" the voice shouted, "I wasn't supposed to talk to you at all. . . um. . . YOU HAVE HEARD NOTHING!!!~ NOTHING AT ALL!!!~"

   My head feels a little funny. Then I blinked furiously in the inky blackness and shook my head hard.

   I think I dozed off again. I quickly looked ar-

"Welcome!~" a musical voice interrupted.

   I tried to open my mouth to speak, but I can't, almost as if it was sealed shut with MonsterGlue.

"Er. . . F-fresh new experiences await beyond me- No wait!~ Um. . . yeah, nevermind!~"

   What in Equestria is this weird pon-person talking about? I studied the blackness again. Maybe this is. . . a dream?

"You can join the world of pokemon, but only after you answer a few of my questions!~"

   I nodded, obviously interested. Pokemon? Sure! Right now this is mounting up to be the most strangest dream I ever had.

"Yeah!~ That's what I like!~ Enthusiasm!~"

   As soon as there was a burst of rainbow-colored light. My hoof instantly shielded my eyes. Then lowered it.

"Let the questions begin!~"

"Would you ever consider sticking to a plan to do ten push-ups a day?~"

   "No?" I replied.

"Ah, okay.~ A fortune-teller says you have a bad future ahead of you. How do you react?~"

   "I will worry a lot I guess."

You want to reveal that you like someone a whole bunch!~ What do you do?~

   My cheeks flamed at that. Does the voice know about my crush on Sweetie?

Nah, maybe not.

"I'mma waiting!~"

   "I'll keep it to myself!" I blurted.

You feel a burst of happiness!~ How about expressing it with a little-

   "NO!"

"Alright, sheesh!~ What do you think of a jungle exploration!~

   "Is it in real life?"

"Yes!~"

    "Then no."

"Okay then, grumpy-pants.~ Well then. . . You're daydreaming. . . then your friend sprays you with water!~ What to do?~"

   "Revenge!" I shouted. That's what I'l do if I have real friends, right?

"You think someone call your name!~ But there's nobody around!~ So what is it?~"

   "Uh, I probably just thought it up or something."

"Do you often change the channels while watching TV?~"

    "Nah. So how many questions are left?"

"A few more!~"

   At that, I groaned.

   "No."

"Do you think you might be a genius?~"

   "YES! NOW GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!"

"Not with that kind of tone!~ Anyway. . . you don't get bothered by noise and ruckus nearby, do you?~"

   "I was born and raised in Ponyville, what do you think?"

"I'll take that as a yes. You have a really important test tomorrow!~ What do you do?~"

   "Relax and play on my Game Pony."

"Do you like being in the center of attention?"

    "No."

"Have you had any hobbies for a long time?~"

   "Yeah."

   'Hurry up already!!!' I mentally screamed.

"Do you think lies are sometimes necessary?~"

    "Yes?"

". . ."

    "Um. . . hello? Voice thing? Was that the last question?"

". . . Er. . . Right!~ So sorry!~ And no, this is the second to last question!~ Are you ready?~"

   "I need to pee." I whined.

". . . Er. . . Do you often forget to lock the door when you go out?~"

   "No."

"Final question!!!~ You. . . um, see a cake that is past it's expiration date, but by only one day!~ What to do?~"

   "I'll eat it!" Now that made me feel hungry too.

". . ."

    Silence again, wonderful.

". . . "

   "Can I pee now?"

". . . You're more of a relaxed person!~"

   "Wait, what?!"

   The voice sighed, "Nevermind!~ A relaxed person like you would be a Munchlax!!!"

   What what what what what what what????!?!?!? WHAT?!

"Oh!~ You don't like that?~"

   I opened my mouth to agree.

"WELL TOO BAD SUCKER!!!~" the voice took a deep breath and went on, "ANYWAY!!!~ ADVENTURES AWAIT!!!!~ BLAH BLAH BLAH!~ DON'T DIE!~ BE STRONG!~" the voice too a deep breath, "AND STUFF!~ K THANKS BYE!~"

   And with that I blacked out.

???

     "L-lord M-mew?" a squeaky voice stuttered.

   "Don't call me that." snapped another.

     "W-why is it s-so d-dark?"

   "Because I like it that way. It's very mysterious. Anyway! Are the preparations complete?!"

     "Y-yes, just like you said. A human-turned pokemon?"

   "Good. And who's overseeing the turning process?"

     "O-our new t-trainee, M-munna."

   "Oh for Arceus's sake, really?!"

     ". . . "

   ". . . "

     "P-please d-don't k-kill m-me."

   "Oh Pelipper, do you know how much TIME I have to spend looking for that human to fix all of this mess!!!"

     "N-no sir?"

   "NEARLY CENTURIES!!! AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIMES I NEEDED TO ASK DIGLIA TO STOP TIME FOR ME?!?" Mew screamed.

      "NO SIR!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!"

   "Heh, I liked it when you grovel for your life. Now shoo, go back to your stupid Post Office."

      "O-okay." Pelipper waddled off into the darkness.

    "Oh, and another thing, you better hope that stupid Munna doesn't screw up this time."

      Pelipper stopped. "I h-hope s-so too s-sir."