//-------------------------------------------------------// Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Dark Rescue Team -by catfire13- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// IN WICH BUTTON MASH FALLS ASLEEP AND ENTERS THE SUPER LONG AND BORING QUESTIONNAIRE OF DOOM //-------------------------------------------------------// IN WICH BUTTON MASH FALLS ASLEEP AND ENTERS THE SUPER LONG AND BORING QUESTIONNAIRE OF DOOM    I think I dozed off again. But how? Why? I usually never fall asleep when I play pokemon. I quickly looked around, surveying my surroundings. It is really dark. I looked around again. Nothing. "Hello?~"    My ears quickly swiveled towards the music-like voice.    "Uh, hi?" I replied. "Oh good!~" the voice said, rather cheerfully, "I'm kinda new at this. So. . . um. . ."    I waited for the voice to continue.    "Er. . . RIGHT!~" the voice shouted, "I wasn't supposed to talk to you at all. . . um. . . YOU HAVE HEARD NOTHING!!!~ NOTHING AT ALL!!!~"    My head feels a little funny. Then I blinked furiously in the inky blackness and shook my head hard.    I think I dozed off again. I quickly looked ar- "Welcome!~" a musical voice interrupted.    I tried to open my mouth to speak, but I can't, almost as if it was sealed shut with MonsterGlue. "Er. . . F-fresh new experiences await beyond me- No wait!~ Um. . . yeah, nevermind!~"    What in Equestria is this weird pon-person talking about? I studied the blackness again. Maybe this is. . . a dream? "You can join the world of pokemon, but only after you answer a few of my questions!~"    I nodded, obviously interested. Pokemon? Sure! Right now this is mounting up to be the most strangest dream I ever had. "Yeah!~ That's what I like!~ Enthusiasm!~"    As soon as there was a burst of rainbow-colored light. My hoof instantly shielded my eyes. Then lowered it. "Let the questions begin!~" "Would you ever consider sticking to a plan to do ten push-ups a day?~"    "No?" I replied. "Ah, okay.~ A fortune-teller says you have a bad future ahead of you. How do you react?~"    "I will worry a lot I guess." You want to reveal that you like someone a whole bunch!~ What do you do?~    My cheeks flamed at that. Does the voice know about my crush on Sweetie? Nah, maybe not. "I'mma waiting!~"    "I'll keep it to myself!" I blurted. You feel a burst of happiness!~ How about expressing it with a little-    "NO!" "Alright, sheesh!~ What do you think of a jungle exploration!~    "Is it in real life?" "Yes!~"     "Then no." "Okay then, grumpy-pants.~ Well then. . . You're daydreaming. . . then your friend sprays you with water!~ What to do?~"    "Revenge!" I shouted. That's what I'l do if I have real friends, right? "You think someone call your name!~ But there's nobody around!~ So what is it?~"    "Uh, I probably just thought it up or something." "Do you often change the channels while watching TV?~"     "Nah. So how many questions are left?" "A few more!~"    At that, I groaned.    "No." "Do you think you might be a genius?~"    "YES! NOW GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!" "Not with that kind of tone!~ Anyway. . . you don't get bothered by noise and ruckus nearby, do you?~"    "I was born and raised in Ponyville, what do you think?" "I'll take that as a yes. You have a really important test tomorrow!~ What do you do?~"    "Relax and play on my Game Pony." "Do you like being in the center of attention?"     "No." "Have you had any hobbies for a long time?~"    "Yeah."    'Hurry up already!!!' I mentally screamed. "Do you think lies are sometimes necessary?~"     "Yes?" ". . ."     "Um. . . hello? Voice thing? Was that the last question?" ". . . Er. . . Right!~ So sorry!~ And no, this is the second to last question!~ Are you ready?~"    "I need to pee." I whined. ". . . Er. . . Do you often forget to lock the door when you go out?~"    "No." "Final question!!!~ You. . . um, see a cake that is past it's expiration date, but by only one day!~ What to do?~"    "I'll eat it!" Now that made me feel hungry too. ". . ."     Silence again, wonderful. ". . . "    "Can I pee now?" ". . . You're more of a relaxed person!~"    "Wait, what?!"    The voice sighed, "Nevermind!~ A relaxed person like you would be a Munchlax!!!"    What what what what what what what????!?!?!? WHAT?! "Oh!~ You don't like that?~"    I opened my mouth to agree. "WELL TOO BAD SUCKER!!!~" the voice took a deep breath and went on, "ANYWAY!!!~ ADVENTURES AWAIT!!!!~ BLAH BLAH BLAH!~ DON'T DIE!~ BE STRONG!~" the voice too a deep breath, "AND STUFF!~ K THANKS BYE!~"    And with that I blacked out. ???      "L-lord M-mew?" a squeaky voice stuttered.    "Don't call me that." snapped another.      "W-why is it s-so d-dark?"    "Because I like it that way. It's very mysterious. Anyway! Are the preparations complete?!"      "Y-yes, just like you said. A human-turned pokemon?"    "Good. And who's overseeing the turning process?"      "O-our new t-trainee, M-munna."    "Oh for Arceus's sake, really?!"      ". . . "    ". . . "      "P-please d-don't k-kill m-me."    "Oh Pelipper, do you know how much TIME I have to spend looking for that human to fix all of this mess!!!"      "N-no sir?"    "NEARLY CENTURIES!!! AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIMES I NEEDED TO ASK DIGLIA TO STOP TIME FOR ME?!?" Mew screamed.       "NO SIR!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!"    "Heh, I liked it when you grovel for your life. Now shoo, go back to your stupid Post Office."       "O-okay." Pelipper waddled off into the darkness.     "Oh, and another thing, you better hope that stupid Munna doesn't screw up this time."       Pelipper stopped. "I h-hope s-so too s-sir."