Luna's Lament

“UGH!” Twilight’s cry of frustration reverberated throughout the train car.

It was a well furnished 30 foot by 15 foot private train reserved for the princess’ diplomatic errands.

“What is is Twilight?” Andrew stared at the purple alicorn.

“Zebrican culture is so hard to understand!” She groaned.

Luna lifted her head from its place on Andrew’s lap. She had dozed off for a little bit, the train ride was 27 hours after all.

“Perhaps I could help?” Andrew offered.

“Pfft. What could you possibly know about Zebrican culture?” Twilight scoffed.

“We had a place like it back on Earth. What is it you need help with?” Andrew asked, memories of his travels in Kenya, the Congo, and Tanzania.

There’s this proverb here and I can’t find it’s real meaning.” She said, sliding the book over to him.

Andrew picked it up and read:

“He who shields himself from life’s troubles is but a shield for others doing the same”

“Poetic.” Luna muttered into Andrew’s thigh.

“I think I know what this means.” Andrew said after a minute of thought.

“Shoot.” Twilight said.

“I believe that this means that if you hide your problems, others will use you as an excuse for their own cowardice. Essentially, if you hide from your problems, people will use you to make it ok in their mind.” Andrew finished explaining and Twilight’s jaw dropped and Luna’s ears perked up.

“Now there’s another trait I like about you.” Luna purred, picking her head up and pecking him on the cheek.

“Well done. I get it now.” Twilight said, finally picking her jaw up off the floor.

“Well we had places like Zebrica back on Earth that I travelled to once.” Andrew explained.

“Ah. Also, what’s the deal with you and Princess Luna?” Twilight said very directly.

Luna’s head shot up, no longer drowsy.

“Well I guess you’re not one to beat around to bush are ya?” Andrew chuckled.

“No, so explain what’s going on.” Twilight was becoming impatient.

“Well you see dear,” Andrew mocked a fatherly voice, “when a mare and a stallion love each other very much-”

“Cut the crap!” Twilight snapped.

A death stare from Luna quickly curbed her attitude.

“Well, Luna and I have known each other for many months and we got together and confessed our feelings for each other. That’s about it.” Andrew explained.

“Princess, with all due respect, he’s a human! He’s not even our species!” Twilight said.

“Does it look like I care Twilight? What’s the matter, are you jealous?” Luna smirked.

“N-no! Absolutely not!” Twilight stammered.

Luna had caught her. Twilight couldn't hide her examination of Andrew very well at all.

“Then keep your eyes off my man-candy!” Luna giggled, nuzzling into Andrew’s side.

Twilight was lost for words at this. She opened her mouth, then closed it and went back to reading.

“Nice move Luna.” Andrew whispered into the mare’s ear, giving it a slight nip as he did so.

Luna nuzzled deeper into his stomach, her forelegs draped over his right thigh.

“I love you Andrew Carcillo.” Luna sighed happily.

“I love you too, my beautiful Princess of the Night.” Andrew added, earning him a peck on the lips for his effort.

Twilight winced as the two made contact.

The rest of the train ride was filled with Andrew and Luna’s light snores and breathing. Twilight would gaze up and down Andrew’s body until a familiar heat began to build in her loins. She didn’t know why the human was turning her on but she may as well relieve herself in the train car’s bathroom, after all, she had nothing more entertaining to do besides study Zebrican philosophy.

Twilight rose and walked towards the bathroom, feeling herself grow wetter as she did so, anticipating the moment to come. She shut the door to the bathroom and saw how large it was. If Andrew had seen it, he would compare the magic to that of the TARDIS. The spacious lavatory would never fit normally in the train car. She settled down and turned on the tub, making herself a nice warm bath. She sank into the tub, shuddering at the immense relaxations she felt as the warm water soaked her light lavender fur and skin. Thoughts of when she once found Andrew naked in the guard changing room and began to turn it into a fantasy. Unknowingly, a hoof had slid its way down to her nethers and started subbing circles around her sensitive love button. Twilight imagined Andrew taking her in his big beefy arms and slamming into her with hard thrusts, bucking her until she couldn’t walk right. She began to rub faster and stuck the front of her hoof into her snatch. She moaned loudly and instantly covered her mouth.

Hearing no movement, she continued to masturbate fiercely, her climax nearing. She had not noticed that her moaning and groaning in pleasure had woken someone up. Andrew to be precise.

Twilight heard three loud raps on the door.

“Twilight? You ok? I hear moaning.” Andrew said.

“MOTHER BUCKER! ANDREW!” Twilight screamed as she came, in a state of not caring that Andrew heard her.

“I’m coming in!” Andrew shouted and with a turn of the knob he stood in front of the tub. Twilight was still basking in the glow of her orgasm when she looked up and realized who was standing there.

“Uh...how much did you hear?” Twilight blushed bright crimson.

“Only the last part, and my name being screamed. However, Luna says that the ideas going through your head gave her quite a few ideas.” Andrew smirked.

“WHAT!” Twilight was glowering at him.

“Next time you need to relieve yourself, make sure that we’re actually asleep and put a soundproofing spell on the bathroom alright? Oh and use Flash Sentry for your fantasy next time.” Andrew chuckled.

“HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?” Twilight yelled, before she could think of the obvious answer.

“I’m in love with the Princess of the Night. She tells me about some of your other dreams as well. It’s ok though, for that I’ll tell you that Flash keeps a picture of you in his locker in the castle.” Andrew said.

“He-he does?” Twilight’s anger faded.

“Yeah, why wouldn’t he? He’s just a big ‘ol softie on the inside.” Andrew laughed.

“That’s not very nice!” Twilight said.

“You should hear what your brother thinks of him then, now that, my dear princess, is truly evil.” Andrew whispered in her ear.

Her eyes went big.

“Clean yourself up! We’ve got 2 hours ‘till arrival!” Andrew informed her as he shut the bathroom door.

Twilight could hear him and Luna rolling on the floor, laughing their plots off hysterically.

She just frowned and cleaned herself up, knowing that she might never live this down.