Fallout: Equestria: Stars & Stripes

by fuck mcdickbutt

Chapter Three and a Half: Revelations

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The earth is round!?!?

             Kilowatt, still screwing with the terminal in the weapons room, had exposed a window, and in doing so, threw my entire world into a whole new perspective. As the wall panels slid into the pristine white floor of the stasis room, a huge, spotless wraparound window materialized, giving me a 270 degree view of the whole earth.

             And for someone who had seen the sky every day for my entire life (minus the last two weeks), my stomach wasn't taking it well. The entire cloud-horizon line, ever so slightly curved, reminded me of a fluffy white pillow. I remembered hearing something about a round planet on the Science channel, I'd never actually thought it to be true.

             "This is the most hauntingly beautiful thing i've ever seen!" Said Kilowatt.

             Kilowatt was staring out of the ship with an intensity that bordered on insanity. Honestly, I had no idea how he could stand it. I had only glanced out, and now I was... oh no.

             I turned to the trash-disposal hole as I felt a familiar tugging in my stomach, and bent over it, dry-heaving until my brain cleared up. My breath now tasted like vomit. And stale coffee beans.

             "You done?" Asked Lost Star.

             "Almost." I bent over the trash again, this time actually throwing up violently. The smell only got worse as the incinerator at the bottom of the can burned up my vomit, realeasing vomit-vapors into the air. I was surprised that nopony passed out.

             "Cool!" Yelled Char, her inner Pyro escaping as she began to throw paper cups down the trash, and watching them burn with apparent glee. At least the smoke from the cups dulled down the stench of my vomit.


After a long couple of hours of similar antics, Colgate, whom we elected leader for now, called lights out. We all sighed in approval. I trotted into the other of the two rooms of the Skreex, and laid in my stasis pod.

At Dawn, we begin.

First of all, I want to thank all of the kind FoE  fans that have helped this become one of the most popular Foe sidefics released in the past few months (and stick a certain finger to the FoE haters). From now on, the chapters to this story will be about 3000-5000 words long. The first few were just an intro. But, because of this, I will only release one or two chapters a week from now on. For the overall length, I am thinking of going to about 25-30 chapters, maybe submit it to EQD.Thanks for reading!

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