S0ARING FoR P1E

by ZephyreeeZQ

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 997

This is a joke story if you can't take a joke leave this story alone crying to your mommy.

h1 im4 r41nb0w d3sh i h4ve a crush on s04r1n: A4D I W3LL B3COME HI3 APPLE PIE ~~~~~
(THIS IS A JOKE)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-24 09:14:02 UTC

FIRST D@TE!

It's been three days since i kissed s0arin ;3 and he said he would take me on a date today!

Friday afternoon 2:03

     I yawned as i woke up from my nap as i checked the clock THEN i realized, OUR DATE WAS IN 1 HOUR D: AND I HAD TO GO BUY THE APP1E P1E. I hurried and got ready SO being as SWAG as i was GOT READY IN 10 SECONDS FLAT. She flew out of her cl0oud swag house and landed in the streets of ponyville on to look for APP1E P1E AND on MY way i bumped into...... DI$C0RD. ''DISCORD DO ya have any app1e p!e?'' i practically yelled at him. ''I SURE DO RD'' he said as he threw it in my face, '' WUT THE HECK DISC0RD WUT DID I DO TO YOU?!?'' rainbow said.     '' you MURDERED MAH CHOCOLATE MILK'' DISCORD said dramatically as he threw another in my face. ''I'M BEING SERIOUS DISC0RD I NEED SOME APP1E P1E FOR ME AND S0ARIN'S DATE'' i yelled at him. '' WHATEVER THE ONLY FRIEND AH NEED IS flutterbutter'' he said sadly as he walked away in the rain. 'wait where did the rain come from?' i thought as i trotted to twilight's house. I banged on the door with my hoof ''OPEN UP TWILIGHT I NEED SOME APP1E P!E!!!'' I yelled through the door. For some reason she wasnt awnsering so i opened the door and i saw twilight reading some egg head stuff. ''HEY twilight i need app1e p!e!'' i yelled at her. she just looked at me like i was dumb and said ''i dont have time for your dumb problems RD  JUST GO BOTHER THAT DUMB PINK HORSE!'' twilight yelled at me as she pushed me out the door. '' IF YOU'D excuse ME i have to get back to MY FANFICTION!'' TWILIGHT YELLED AS SHE shut THE door IN my FACE. 'UGH GUESS I'LL JUST BOTHER PINKIE' i though as i trotted on over to sugar cube corner.

     Just as i went into sugar cube corner I didn't see pinkie so i went down to the basement to talk to her. ''Pinkie!'' i yelled as i galloped down the stairs. I saw pinkie doing something.... ''um Pinkie what are you doing?'' i questioned as i saw her dropping ingredients into a cauldron?      ''OH HI DASHIE i'm busy making something that could possibly DESTROY the universe!'' she said happily? ''uhhh ok? but thats not the point i need some app1e p!e!'' i sighed. ''uhh SO SOO SORRY dashie i can't really stop making this uhhh potion it's verrrry important'' she said as she dumped something into it. Then a poof of smoke came from the cauldron and turned pinkie orange? ''uhhh why don't cha' just ask apple jack she is GOOD at making app1e p!es'' pinkie said as she went back to doing whatever she was doing. ''ughhh ok bye pinkie'' i said as i flew up the stairs. I flew over to sweet apple acres as fast as i could, possibly knocking down alot of ponies. ''APPLE J@CK where are you'' i yelled outside the barn. Apple jack suddenly appeared from out of nowhere and said ''SHH sugar cube YA' WILL DISTURB THE APPLES NAP TIME'' SHE said quickly. ''wait what...? ugh nevermind that I NEED an apple PIE for ME  and S0ARIN'S DATE!''. ''WE'LL YA'LL ARE JUST IN LUCK I JUST MADE ONE FOR MAH MANNNY COUSINS WEEDING BUT YOU CAN HAVE IT'' SHE SAID AS SHE GAVE IT TO ME. ''thanks @PPLE J@CK!!!'' I YELLED AS I FLEW OFF TO WHERE ME AND S0ARIN'S DATE WOULD BE.

     I landed SWAGLY on the ground and looked for s0arin but i didnt see him. THE HE CAM UP FROM BEHIND ME. ''IS TH@T APP1E P!E?!'' HE YELLED HAPPILY. ''yes it is for our date remember'' rainbew dash said. ''UHHH YUP AS LONG AS I GET APP1E P!E''he said as he stuffed it in his face and ate it and HE LOOKED SO CUTE WHILE DOING IT. :3 ''UHMM S0ARIN I LOVE U'' I SAID BLUSHING >////< ''UHH I LOVE U APP1E P!E TOO'' HE SAID DUMBLY AS HE FINISHED HIS APPLE PIE. THEN HE PASSED OUT FROM EATING SO MUCH AND HE WAS SLEEPING SOUNDLY LIKE A LITTLE FOAL IT WAS SOOO CUTE :3. AND HE WAS SOOO HOTT LIKE TWILIGHT HOT NOT LIKE TWILIGHT SPRINKLE LIKE THE BOOK BUT HE WAS WAAAY HOTTER. and then i kissed him on the cheek and slept next to him.

FIN

i love HIM ;3~~~~

Hey i'm Rainbow Dash , I have a crush on Soarin he is in the WONDERBOLTS!

                           Tuesday Moring 10:34

I was Trotting around Ponyville when Suddenly i heard SOMEONE YELLING "HELP!!".

"Huh?" I said, Thats when i saw HIM sorain~~~ FALLING FROM TEH SKY ''OH NO I CANT LET MAH BABYPIE GUT HURT'' I gasped. I flew after him, AND i caught him in my arms. ~O@H MY G@WSH I AM HO!!LDING HIM*~ i blushed , "Uhhm' i suddenly Backed up , and i Fell over and he landed on top of me , "Oh m33 G0sh th4nks a p1e r4inb0w d3sh". Then r4inb0w d3sh Flew at me and we went flying and we hit FLutterButter(FLutterShy Nerd)

THEN she knocked over discords CHOCOLATE MILK '' MAH CHOCOLATE MILK'' HE HELPED FLUTTERBUTTER UP AND THEN STARTED MOURNING!! HIS CHOCLATE MILK ''WUT DID AH' EVAR DO1 TO U'' discord yelled at dem. ''don't worry discord i will make you some more.'' flutterbutter said happily to discord. ''THANKS FLUTTERBUTTER you're mah only friend'' he Suaid tearfully as they walked away into the sunset. ''wait isnt it the afternoon?'' rainbow desh said. ''wH%O CARE$ I WUNT M@H APPLE PIE'' soarin yelled, 'tis is mah chance' rainbew desh thought. 'i!! be YUR APPL!1 PIE SOARIN'' SHE said blushing, ''OKAY BURT I WUILL ONLLY USSE YOU FOR BUYINH APPLE PIE'' THEN H3 KISSED HER ;3

FIN