Letters from an Irritated Princess

Dear Princess Celestia,

My purse just got hit with a magic orb thingy. Now it's sentient and asking me in a wheezing low voice to wish for things to make my life happier, especially if it involves trapping my enemies within its twisting, hoarding maze-like contents of makeup and vanity products complemented with a seemingly infinite number of pockets.

Should I use this for detention?

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Dear Principal Celestia,

Detention? For you, that is perfect. Heck, I could probably use one of those purse prisons (sounds catchy, am I right?) just to cut down on occupied space in so many ways for all the irredeemable villains in my world.

I don’t know if a purse will fit all of mine, though. Do you know if those things come in a bigger size?

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Dear Princess Celestia,

That’s a silly question.

I have all the tote bags.