Applejack does all of Twilight
“Oh Bella.” Edward Cullen said, his eyes lidded in a dreamy haze as he looked at the orange pony.
Wait- an orange pony?
“Ah think ya mean Applejack, hun?”
Edward chortled as he looked at Applejack and winked saying quite devilishly back. “That's what I meant, love.”
“Don't forget me!” Jacob Black said popping up from under the sheets and Edward chortled again as Jacob said with a wink of his own, “We both know I am hotter than you.”
“Oh Jacob, you stink terribly but you are hotter than me... yes.”
“Say.” Applejack said confused as she looked around the bed the three of them were in. “Where is Bella?”
The three sat up on the bed and looked around the small Cullen cottage for the fourth person in their polygamous relationship.
“She's just gone outside to hunt, my love.” Edward said with another wink then chortled some more. Applejack laughed too. Bella was the queen of their lives, so sexy and curvy... plus her daughter was hot too.
“Ah sure do love Bella.” Applejack said thinking of that sexy braud. Ever since she had been transported to the human world she had found her place quite snugly with the Cullens. She frequently had orgies with Edward and Bella and Jacob and Carlisle and Emmett and Alice and all the other vamps and werewolves, but Edward and Bella and Jacob and Carlisle and Emmett and Alice and all the other vamps and werewolves frequently had orgies with Applejack too.
She was so very happy.
But still her heart longed to have orgies with Bella's dad and mum and even Renesme.
Now Applejack didn't see herself as much of a paedophile but if a hundred year old vampire could pork a eighteen year old girl why couldn't she pork a half vampire half human quickly ageing child? In a few years she would be an adult anyway.
“Applejack...” Edward said angrily and she blinked as she looked at him and pointed to herself saying.
“Me?”
“You were thinking of porking my daughter weren't you?”
“It's just... vampires and werewolves and even the trees here are so sexy. Ah want ta buck everythin' that moves”
“But you can't Applejack.” Jacob said and laughed quite hard in her face at this. “You can only buck what is closest to you... which is me and Edward.”
“Do ya two want to do a caterpillar shag?” Applejack said licking her lips. “Ah'll take in Edward's cock with mah mouth and you do me up the rear.”
“Sometimes I feel as though you don't love me enough, Applejack” Edward said with tears in his golden eyes. “That you'd rather have Jacob in your mouth and me up your rear. Am I a pain in your ass, Applejack?”
“Well not yet.” Applejack said with a laugh and bopped her eyebrows saying with a sultry grin. “But ya could be.”
“I'm home everyone!”
The three looked up as they saw Bella there with blood on her luscious lips and Applejack just hubba hubba'd out loud as Bella was so curvy and sexually desirable.
“Bella, get here and we can have a four way. Ah bought a strap on.”
“My God, Applejack!” Bella said frustrated as she came and sat down and Applejack looked at her with green eyes fogged over with lust. “All you think about is banging me! I am more than just some sex object.”
“Actually, no ya are not. Ya are only an object for mah use and Ah will use you ta the end of the world.”
“That is the most romantic thing I have ever heard, Applejack.” Bella said in love and started kissing Applejack, Applejack's furry lips so soft and hairy.
“Mmm!” Applejack moaned as she kissed Bella and shouted to her men. “Now lets all git down on me. Don't worry there is enough room.”
“Can I join in?” Bella's dad asked as he popped his head through the door and Applejack said with a serious laugh.
“Ah will kill ya if ya don't.”
The dad laughed and came in getting down on Applejack, the two vamps, one werewolf and one dad sucking out her fluids.
“Mmm mmm!” Applejack said and Carlisle and the other vamps came into the room getting down on Applejack's delicious muffin too.
Soon the werewolves came and Applejack stretched to get them all some of her juices and soon the town joined in. Applejack just screamed and shouted in pleasure.
“Oh Celestia that is GOOOOOOOD!” Applejack said in a begging voice for more. She just had to have everything. She knew Edward said it was impossible to buck everything but she had to at least try. She couldn't let limits get to her and so she widened her entrance, taking in the trees and town and sea and soon the world as it all got sucked into her vag and she just moaned and grunted in a heated passion as she had absorbed all of Twilight.
She sat there panting as she felt everything and everyone in her, all the people and vampires and werewolves she loved and looked before her seeing Renesme just looking at her astonished.
“Well what are ya waiting for Renesme?” Applejack asked in desperation to make love to all of this world. “Git in there.”
Renesme smiled and touched Applejack on the forehead, showing the pony her own inner bliss at this prospect before she stood back and dived into Applejack's universal canal and the pony moaned as she felt her insides explode with orgasms before everyone shot out of her and she was back in the bed with everyone she loved.
“That...” Edward said as he panted for air, “Was incredible.”
“See Edward.” Applejack said as she took in gasps regaining herself from the extreme pleasure. “Ya only have the limits you put on yaself. I knew I could buck everything here.”
“You are so right Applejack.” Edward said and kissed her, Applejack pushing him away and said with a grin.
“And Ah even porked ya daughter.”
Edward's eyes popped opened and he screamed in damnation “NOOOOOOoooo!”
That was the day Applejack knew he really loved her.
The End.
