A New Use For Some Old Ropes

by BreifChaos

First published January 24th, 2015 19:00

Applejack is far to stubborn to throw away those old ropes, and she needs to find a new use for them. And new use she does indeed find... (It's very short, but I wrote this when was very bored) (oh yeah, and as far as poorly written-ness goes, I did it on purpose. the literal thought process I had was "You know who needs a gorey, out-of-character, fanfic? Applejack... lets make one... Also the comments feed my inner-troll! I have real stories that I'm actually spending more than 30 minutes on.)

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A New Use For Some Old Ropes

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The sun rose on Sweet Apple Acres, and Applejack was already awake. She was bucking what was left of this years harvest. "Yee haw!" She yelled in delight as she bucked the last tree "That's the last one Big Mac!"

"Ya' sure you didn't miss any?" Big Macintosh said wanting to make sure it was all done. Unlike last apple buck season...

"Yep they sure are!" She said straightening her hat.

"In that case you should finally throw that goddamn rope away! Ya' never use the old ropes, and the last thing we need is a barn full a junk!" Big Mac replied.

"No way! I told ya'll ready, that there rope has a use! If I need to I'll find one to convince ya, then I sure as hell will!" Applejack shouted.

"You better! That there rope will be in that there trash if you don't find a use for it! I'll be pretty damn disappointed if there is no use, because you swear on your damn life it is!" He yelled back.

"Fine you wasteful dumb ass..." She complained walking towards the barn. She knew there was a use for it! But what...

-Time skip-

"Howdy there Rarity! Say could you help me for a tad bit?" Applejack shouted across the street to one of her dearest friends

"Why of course Applejack! Whatever do you need help with?" Rarity replied oh so generously.

"I need ya' to help me with my newest project, I figured your...uh... eye for beauty could help me out..." Applejack answered.

"I do have quite an eye for beauty, I'll help!" Rarity said following Applejack back to Sweet Apple Acres. They trotted down the dirt road and chatted about all the latest news.

"Here we are!" Applejack said interrupting their conversation, "follow me." Rarity followed applejack over to the barn.

"So what are we going to do, darling?" Rarity asked.

"Well, to start you can... uh... weave a basket or something, I'm gonna go grab us some snacks." Applejack suggested trotting off

"Okay~" Rarity nodded as she began weaving away

-Time skip-

"Alright applejack I made one basket. Isn't it marvelous?" Rarity bragged holding up a basket.

"Sure is nice! Ya' probably are hungry by now, though! Here have a fresh apple fritter!" Applejack offered holding out an apple fritter.

"Well, I suppose one couldn't hurt..." rarity said popping one into her mouth, her arms tingled, vision blurred "Apple jack... I-i cant mo-" she blacked out.

"Good night..." Apple jack chuckled dragging rarity over to the corner. She locked the doors, and tied rarity down.

-Time skip-

"Whe-ere am I? Applejack?" Rarity yelled out. She heard hoof-steps "Who-who's there?!"

"Hey there rarity!" Apple jack greeted "Hows it going?"

"Applejack? thank god to see another friendly face! Why can't I move?" Rarity asked worriedly.

"Well... I might not be the friendly face you want to see... now we're gonna do something useful with those ropes." Applejack said "I could monologue and tell you my plan... but that honestly would be less fun for the both of us."

"...what...Applejack? wha-why APPLEJACK?!" Rarity yelled.

"Shut up, you wouldn't dare let anyone walk in on this. they could suffer the same fate you..." Applejack trailed off "But just in case... I got us some duct tape..." Applejack said sticking the duct tape onto rarity's mouth.

"Mmm!" Rarity tried to scream.

"Well lets see now... aha! here we are!" apple jack said grabbing a knife with one hoof and took off rarity's blindfold with the other, "We need ta get that there horn off though, sugar cube!" Applejack to the knife up to rarity's horn slowly beginning to chop it off with a sawing motion. "Almost in the middle..." applejack grunted, then she hit the core of the horn. A powerful blast of magic shot out from the horn, blasting applejack to the wall. "Shit, that thing sure is powerful, better take off ma hat, and saw that thing of fast." Apple jack exclaimed standing up.

"Mhmm! MMh mm Mhh!" Rarity whimpered. Apple jack took her knife and swung her head, in fierce chopping movements. The horn came off and blood squirted out, covering the two ponies. "MMMHHHhh!" Rarity wailed.

"Ha... Good thing I took ma' hat off!" Applejack chuckled "I'll just set this down now..." She grabbed a razor blade, and made slits all down rarity's arms and legs. each cut getting deeper, blood pouring out, soon rarity's coat was mostly red.

"MMHHHHhhh! Mhhmhhmmm Mhhh Mh!" Rarity winced "Mhhmhh..." Rarity began getting dizzy... and her vision was blurred.

"This ought wake ya up for a while!" Applejack teased as she poured rubbing alcohol all over rarity.

"MMHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rarity screamed, as she blacked out. Applejack notice this and stopped torturing rarity, but instead tied a noose. She slipped around rarity's head, and untied Rarity's nearly dead body. resting her hind legs onto a box. And patiently waited for Rarity to wake up. She thought to herself about what she would do with corpse.

"Mmm-" Rarity screamed waking up, realizing what she just experienced wasn't a dream.

"Now sugar cube, here's where the rope really comes in handy..." Applejack chuckled as she kicked the box out from under rarity.

"Mmmmhh!" Rarity chocked "Mmmh! Mhh..."

"I'll be honest rarity... I never liked you..." Applejack whispered as Rarity died.

-Time skip-

"That's some good fertilizer for the plants you made" Big Mac said "How'd you make it?"

"I just... uh... found a new way to use those ropes... this fertilizer is quite a gem..." Applejack chuckled to herself.

"GUYS!" Twilight yelled running towards the two "Rarity is missing!"

Author's Note

Yeah... sorry for all the time skips and how wonky the pacing is. But I highly doubt you want to hear about just sleeping and complaining. not only that but I wrote this when I was bored... :ajsmug: