It's a common rumor that Ponyville's local spa offers a special, possibly illicit treatment to certain customers. Of course, Spike knows the truth: It's not a rumor. While out on a pleasant day with Pipsqueak, he decides to take advantage of this offer and give his favorite boy toy the time of his life. The best part is, Aloe and Lotus aren't the only ones working the spa this time. You know it's a good day when you go into a place of hygiene and come out dirtier than you went in.

Everyone in this fic is of legal age or higher, of course. Why wouldn't they be?