Author's Note

Surprise's POV

An Episode: 4

I had been told Pinkie Pie was to be expected to be at her new Party Launge. Of course, the small room she has at the Cakes’ house isn’t much privacy, and she obviously loves parties, so I guess that still did track.

As I arrived, I hear a strange noise from the small room on the back. As if some Pony was falling back into the room, from some place outside the room. There is just the one Pony who could pull this little trick off. It is as personal as Rainbow Dash’s Rainboom. I could as well try to raise the Sun or the Moon, but either way, I would still fail.

“That is curious. I sure did not know she was out of town!” I thought as I trotted to the door, knocking early.

“Pokey Smoke!” came from beyond the door, before Pinkie Pie came out, although it barely did look like her.

What I see is a Unicorn, although it is more of a Doll than a Pony.

“I know it is her, yet, she doesn’t look like Pinkie Pie. And for Celestia’s sake, why is her horn glowing?” I thought.

“Sorry, Surprise. I’m just back from the other end of Equestria. You can’t believe where I was, with whom or what we were doing!” she merely blurted out.

Then I could see a sipper on her back, just as it opened up, slowly at first, then faster, only to slow down to a complete stop at the together end. The next moment the horn grew limp and reverted to the regular rubber it had been crafted out of.

“Ok, I know you were not in the room, or in Ponyville, but where in Equestria were you, and what did you do with whom?” I responded, bubbling over with curiosity.

“Would you believe I was with Prince Blueblood the entire night? Even though I did wear this while I was there!” she responded, referring to the rubber suit that had made her into what looks like a doll.

“Of all the places you could go, and all the Ponies you could spend a night with? I guess that does take the Cake?” I responded, looking at the clear rubber falling to the floor as she stepped out of it.

“Yeah, but it was fun, you know. I saw an entirely new and very different Prince. Although I guess it is as much an excuse to wear the suit?” she responded, sipping it tight, before she inflated her new friend.

“Wait, you can do that?” I merely enquired with a deep gasp.

“Do what? I just intended to play the part of a blow-up Doll for the occasion. I had placed the horn on my forehead, just to make myself more appealing to him since he is a Unicorn and a Prince!” she blurted out.

“Aside from actually going to him, to actually see him in person, but to play the part as a Unicorn. You are an Earth Pony. How could either of us play a part as Unicorn? Even if I guess I would have been an Alicorn, since I have wings and all that!” I responded.

“That is a very old trick of mine. I make my own shortcut by poking through space and time, taking me directly into his bed room, in this case. Since I have a few friends, some of which just so happen to be Unicorns, or Alicorns, like Princesses Celestia and Luna. Just that I can’t forget anything, so I do remember every single detail, from there, there is no challenge to impersonate a Noble. The matter of my newly acquired Unicorn magic is a surprise to me as well!” she merely blurted out in an unstoppable torrent of words.

“Oh, I guess I did hear of it, somewhere, just can’t put a finger on where I heard of it, or from whom. Even without that, your accomplishments are still legendary. I am not sure, I truly want to have a clear recollection of every instant in my entire life, even if it starts at four or five years of age. I love forgetting certain things, if I ever do have to endure them. Like Rarity and Twilight Sparkle? Oh, I forgot, there are scores of Unicorns even in Ponyville. Then you just so happened to befriend each and every Alicorn known in Equestria, not that they are that many. Yet, both Celestia and Luna alone is no small feat!” I pondered.

“The one reason against me naming all the Ponyvillian Unicorns is the cheer number of them. Yes, of course Twilight Sparkle, Cadence, Celestia and Luna are all my friends. I have seen them on numerous occasions. I was the first to see Luna in Ponyville, with Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash by my side, but still, I was the first to see her. Speaking of which, even if you can’t use my suit, I could make you one, later today, if you would like? You just need to acquire a small list of items, before I could make the suit for you. Maybe I could tease you for a moment, before we go there?” she responded in a veritable fountain of words.

“Naming dozens to hundreds of Unicorns will only confuse me. The few important once are more than enough to me. If I need a suit, I know where your friend Rarity lives. We have all come to love Luna as of late, for what she can do for us, in a manner no other Pony could. How does one guard her subject against dreamt up Villains we can’t even see or touch? Yet, she is there for us. The suit and your tease, I will love both of them. Most likely because they are from you!” I responded with a smile on my face, giggling.

“Oh, but wait. I think I actually did have a spare horn and a few cans of the rubber required in order to make myself a suit. Or, in this case; making one for you? If you would like to try it out. I have a few hours, before he will be missing me. Let’s make the most out of it, shall we!” she put forth.

“If you happen to have the spares for me, how am I to say no?” I exclaimed.

“Exactly, that is what I wanted to hear. Oh, there it is. I did have a valve and a sipper left for you as well!” she continued, with a grin spreading out all over her face and beyond.

“You know, that smile is scaring me, thankfully I know you better than to run and hide. With you, there is no point. I can as well accept the inevitable fate you have in store for me!” I responded with a hapless giggle to my voice.

“Just don’t tell me, you have heard of that old episode? I was ages ago. Besides, it would appear, poor rainbow Dash have a pension for stalkers. I saved her from these incidents, even if I may have been the one on her tail, once or twice?” she bubbled over in giggles.

“Hay, I know you better than that, Pinkie. I know that you know it too. Now, if you could explain all the details? What these are and how to use them?” I responded.

“Of course I know, silly Surprise. You know how I know all my friends intimately, in ways no other Pony ever could. Directly to the point, good. If you start with these two tubes, back and front!” she responded, still grinning like mad.

“Oh, okay,” I responded, picking the two tubes and slipping them in as she instructed me, feeling strangely open and vulnerable in the process; “this makes me feel extremely open and accessible, but, why do I feel wet, all of a sudden? I know I never felt this wet or open before!” I exclaimed with a strange look on my face.

“Good, I was expecting as much, it is the way you are supposed to feel at this point. If you slip the valve into your belly button and place the horn on your forehead?” she continued, instructing me in how to make myself into the perfect Alicorn, for whom ever you chose to be a gift for.

“Sure, Pinkie!” I responded as I slip the valve into my belly button, which gave me strange feelings, but at least it isn’t uncomfortable and it does fit quite well, then I placed the horn on the top of my head, pressing it down gently.

“As an Alicorn, you will have to have a Royal air to you, this should seal the deal. Just put them on, before I help you applying the second skin, the clear doll rubber and you are set!” she explained.

“That sounds a bit too easy, but if you say it? I guess I have to trust you?” I responded, picking the clear plastic extensions, placing them onto my own nails, one at the time, from my right thumb, only to start over with my left thumb.

I could feel the sipper as she placed it on the small of my back, and pressing down along my spine, all the way up to the lower edge of my hair.

Then she started to spread the gel over my face, from the forehead. I feel the clear rubber flowing over my nose and cheeks, then down my throat and neck. I guess I couldn’t feel the horn, but that is about as sensitive as the hard part of my hooves. She continues down my chest, over my jigglies, taking the time to tease my nibbles, before moving downwards. What I missed is how she placed a pair of semi clear rubber extensions on top of my nibbles as she kept teasing my chest.

I could feel her hands over my belly and on both sides as she continued down over my hips. Just as she had covered my mound, she slipped into the frontal tube that is covering my orchid. I can feel it very clearly and it was contracting around her as she had her finger inside of me. That feels very strange, I can’t put a finger to it, or explain it in words, you simply have to experience it to know what it is like.

She continues down between my legs, repeating the process of the first tube, once over, slipping a finger into the rearwards tube, with the same result, just not exactly the same feeling to it. It isn’t intended for me to be excited about, or is it.

Once she completed the tease of my rear tube, she continued with my rump and up my back, only to stop at my wings, giving them a full cover before she finished my back, and up my shoulders and neck. All the way up to the hairline.

She now moved down my right arm, over the elbow, down the wrist and hand, finger by finger, including the tips and nails, from the thumb and the smaller fingers in order, only to repeat the process with the left arm. I guess that shouldn’t be a surprise, but that is me, I am Surprise.

As she completed my arms, she moved over to my right leg, continuing down the thigh, over the knee and the calf, all the way down, including the hoof. “If you lift your right hoof, please?” she pointed out, before she finished my right leg. Only to repeat the process with my left leg, step my step.

“Shiny. Now I do look just like one of these play dolls you see for young stallions!” I pointed out.

“Yeah, I guess you do. Just that most of these commonly are Earth Type. There are a few Pegasi and Unicorns, but I doubt you find any Alicorns. Wonder why!” she responded.

“Part of it is in the class. Yet, if you want both a Horn, and Wings; that makes for a considerably more expensive doll. Few finds it worth it. You don’t really get a better doll, just because you add the Horns and the Wings. Either, but not both. There just isn’t a Market for them. We only have four Alicorns in all of Equestria at the time. All of them are mares!” I pointed out.

“Mares are known to have less interest in these dolls. How does it feel now?” she teased.

“I barely feel the issue with the open tubes now. Yet, I do feel incredibly wet. Oh, and my nibbles are much larger and sensitive too. I hope that was intended!” I pointed out.

“You will have forgotten all about the open tubes, once I have shown you the next step. The suit requires the extensions, or your fingers would have no nails at all. I chose these; because I figured you would be most comfortable with them!” she responded, still with the grin from ear to ear.

“If so, I hope it will not be as hard to adjust to, when I go back to myself. Even if I guess I could enjoy being an Alicorn too. Even if some of my friends would have a very hard time, adjusting to me being an Alicorn. Aside from all the doll-like qualities to both my looks and feels. On the other hoof, what is the next step?” I inquired.

“It is still you, just an Alicorn. Sounds insane? I never had any of these problems, but I am special all by myself. Yeah, it is most likely your friends who has the hard time adjusting. I haven’t really let on the new Unicorn doll self to any of my friends. The only one who saw it is Prince Blueblood. That was a blast, I guess you wouldn’t see it in him when you saw him. Now, if you would put forth your hand, while thinking of where you wanted to go, as in the Royal chambers of Luna!” she blurted out, poking the air before her with her right hand.

“You mean like this?” I inquired as I placed my hand before myself in the same manner as she just showed me, seeing the same strange effect in the air, feeling a strange rubbery resistance towards the palm of my hand.

“That looks good. I think you can do it, if you want to see her right now?” she responded.

“A free Audience with the Princess? Now, that is something I could get used to!” I responded, giving the air before me a new poke, only to see something I had not expected, the horn she gave me is coming to life, glowing as if I had been born with it.

“There, I think you are going to give her a very nice surprise, as your Name is suggesting!” she pointed out with a merry giggle.

“It feels strange, as if I was poking a rubbery membrane, rather than the air before me, but there is something more there. Something I can’t quite put a finger to, or dress up in words right now. I imagine you know what I try to poke at, Pinkie?” I pondered as I carefully poked at the fourth wall before me, as if I tried to find a gap or a crack within the fabric of space and time.

“There, I think you will have this down to an art in no time. Yet, I will be with you for a while longer, if you don’t mind?” she responded, her joy beaming as if she had been a bright sun on my sky.

“There, it is as if I actually feel what I am looking for. I think I will be able to be with her. Naeh, no problems. As a matter of fact, I will enjoy having you around for a while longer, or the entire day? Just this strange feeling I have. It is as if you are beaming physical light and warmth, not mere joy!” I pointed out.

“Then it will be my pleasure to see you through to the other side. You will see sides of our deer Princess no other Ponies have other seen. Well, at least not yet. Don’t worry, I enjoy spending time with you as well. I never really thought of it in those terms. Curious expression!” she responded.

“There, right there. I feel her. Now I can go to her any time. Just hope she wouldn’t mind seeing me!” I put forth.

Then I could see how the air changed, as if a door opened up, right out of nowhere. If only, she could have prepared me for what was about to happen. Yet, I guess I am thankful for what she gave me, and the time with her.

“If it had not felt strange, you know you lost it. It is the first time you attempt to actually using magic. Be it Alicorn, rather than merely Unicorn magic, but still.

“You are right, and it is. Even if flight technically counts as Magic, this is still different all the same. Why do I have the feeling, no regular Unicorn or even Alicorn could regularly perform the trick you just taught me?” I pondered, almost as if thinking out aloud, yet still expecting a response.

“I know, and I love being right. I am very good at it. Yet, I guess I do enjoy your company more, and a few cakes and a pile of pastries would also be great!” she merely blurted out.

“A lonesome Pony is a depressed Pony. I do enjoy your company as well. I guess I have heard of your passion and urge, or need for these, once or twice. Can’t say I blame you. I could have a few Muffins right now, too!” I put forth.

“All my friends know of it, and most of Ponyville too. If you place your hands on the rim of the entrance? I think I should give you a heads up on a detail I noticed, as I was visiting the Prince!” she pointed out.

As I complied, she placed her right hand on my hip from behind, before her other hand was sliding in between my legs and a finger found its way to my orchid, then eagerly slipping inside, feeling the wet and slippery juices.

“Oh!” I moaned as the finger touched my orchid, revealing the slippery juices.

“Ooooh!” I continued as the finger slipped in and lingered for a while.

“I guess I expected the reaction!” she merely teased me.

“Wait, while is my horn glowing, in pink?”I inquired as I noticed the glow from my horn.

“The word is Magic, but it is your Excitement shining through!” she carefully explained.

“Time to go,” I pointed out, pulling my hands to my sides, before I stepped in; “I don’t feel like letting her wait for me, would you come with me?” I pondered.

“Sure thing!” she merely responded, as she came a step after me.

“I think she will be here soon!” I pointed out.

“She will be here in about half an hour. Probably just enough time for me to explain a few details and give you a good tease!” she pointed out.

“I may need some things explained, and the tease sounds like fun!” I expressed eagerly.

“On the one hand, some things will carry consequences on your person, even after you exit your suit and go back to yourself. On the other, there are a few things I think you may feel like trying out!” she pointed out, now standing behind me, placing a hand on each of my jigglies and using her fingers on my nibbles.

“That feels much better than I had expected. The sensations are more acute, not dulled down and delayed as I had expected!” I breath in a new moan.