Edited by: HydraLightning

Chapter 3 – School and friends (Part 1)

*Night 4*

Deathstroke was laying in the grass as he stared up at the night sky. He was not normally a man that got sentimental or touchy feelings about things. But he had to admit that he was amazed by the beauty of the stars and the moon. It actually seemed like it was alive.

The colt turned his head to see the bane of his existence on the other side of the camp fire. Deadpool.

“I can’t stand that little bastard.” He muttered to himself. He watched the insane mercenary sleeping on the ground as a string of drool rolled down the side of his mouth. The colt was snoring so loud that he wouldn’t be surprised if the whole town heard them.

He wanted to kill Deadpool so badly but he realized that it would just be a waste of bullets. So he figured that he might as well get some sleep.

Eventually he managed to drift off into a peaceful slumber.

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A group of royal guards were re-watching the footage of the two colt’s fight in Ponyville. The footage was turned in by a young filly that had just received a camera as a birthday present. They were lucky that she was messing with her camera at the right time.

The footage showed a bright flash in the middle of the sky to which a giant motorized carriage that was made purely out of steel and iron falling from the sky. From what the scientist could tell from researching the wreckage of the alien machine, the technology of the machine and its engine were far beyond Equestria’s Technology. The only clue they had to where it came from was a piece of the wreckage that had the words engraved on it which read ‘Made in the United States of America’.

“We have never heard of this ‘United States of America’.” Princess Luna said as she turned to her sister.

“Neither have I sister, but from the sounds of it, this country is far more technology advance than Equestria.” Celestia said in awe.

“Do you think the two colts are from this unknown country?” Luna asked.

“I believe that is a very distinct possibility sister, considering the fact that they knew nothing of where they were and knew nothing of Equestria from what Twilight has told me. I believe that it is safe to say that they are most likely from America.

At that time Celestia felt something very hard hit her in the back which caused her to stumble forward, surprising everypony in the room.

She almost fell flat on her face but managed to regain her balance.

She reached behind and felt the area of her back that was hit. She felt something attached to the area in between her wings. She grabbed it and found that it was a folded piece of paper that was taped to her back.

“What is it sister?” Luna asked when she saw the paper.

“I don’t know.” She said as she unfolded the paper and began to read it.

I’M FROM CANADA YOU DUMB BITCH!

DEATHSTROKE IS FROM AMERICA! PUT THE DAMN CAKE DOWN FOR ONCE AND GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT! THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES!!!

Sincerely, Deadpool

Dictated but not read.

Celestia and Luna and all of the guards just stood there with their jaws hanging open.

“How did he get in here?” Celestia asked.

“It appears that he is more skilled than we thought sister.”

“Princess? We found something that you might find interesting.” One of the guards who was re-watching the footage said.

“What is it?” Celestia asked.

“This.” The guard said as he rewound the footage and played the video.

The video started with the camera focusing on the sky and clouds that were drifting only for a bright blinding flash to appear and when the flash cleared the bus with the two colts came falling through the sky and crashed into the town square. The video is then paused before the fight that ensued could be shown.

“What is it we’re supposed to be looking at?” Celestia asked.

“Just after the giant machine appears, what appears to be a bright stream of light is seen flying from the machine and off into the distance. It looks almost like a shooting star.” He said as he rewound the video and paused it at the part he was trying to show everypony.

“What could it be?” Luna asked.

“It looks like a magical flare from the teleportation spell that brought the two colts to ponyville. It looked like it was headed towards manehattan.” Celestia said.

“Should we be worried?” A guards mare asked.

“No, it’s completely harmless, it’s just a simple flare of light. I’m more concerned about the two colts.” Celestia said to which the mare nodded.

“What should we do?” Luna asked.

“There is nothing we can do as of now. From the looks of things they have managed to stay hidden from our guards. Only Twilight and her friends have seen them and that has been off and on. As of now, we have no idea where they may be hiding.” Celestia said.

“Our Lunar guards our searching the area of Ponyille sister. Don’t worry, you should get some sleep. You have been awake for the past two days without rest.” Luna said as she turned to her sister who had bags under her eyes from lack of sleep.

“But Chrysalis is after these colts as well! We have to find them!” Celestia protested.

“We understand your worries sister but you will not be able to help these colts if you run yourself ragged. Besides, we have an idea of how to locate these colts. So go to bed dear sister.” Luna said only to see that Celestia had fallen asleep where she stood.

“Oh, you push yourself too hard sister.” Luna chuckled as she led her sleepy sister to her bedroom and tucked her in and kissed her on the forehead.

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Deathstroke found himself standing on the rooftop of a cathedral in the middle of a shadowy dark city.

Deathstoke began walking down the streets of the shadowy city. He noticed that his body was still a pony’s body.

“Not even in a dream can I get a break.” He sighed. But this raised a question for him.

“Why am I still in a pony’s body?” He wondered.

“Probably has to do with the magic of this world and the fact that my body was physically changed.” He thought to himself.

As Deathstroke looked around the city he quickly recognized it as Gotham City.

Thanks to his greatly enhanced mental capacity, Deathstoke could easily tell that he was in a dream. But this was not the real reason why he knew he was in a dream. In any normal case he would have no idea that he was in a dream at all. He sensed a presence enter his mind. Thanks to his increased brain capacity, his mind was resistant to most forms of psychic attacks.

The second something entered his mind it was like an alarm went off in his head.

The young mercenary looked around for a moment, his expression stoic never changing under his mask.

“I suggest you come out, your attempts at hiding are pathetic.” Deathstroke said in an annoyed voice.

Out of the shadows a tall female figure appeared.

“How did you know we were here?” The mare asked impressed.

“You’re not the first to try and invade my dreams. Others have tried before.” Deathstroke said.

“What! We are the only one besides our sister who possess the ability to enter another pony’s dreams! Tell us, who are these others that have such power!” Luna shouted.

“Individuals that were trying to kill me but ended up dead instead. However they were able to hide their presence better than you.” Deathstroke said to the shock of the mare.

“So what do you want?” Deathstroke asked. Despite being in the body of a colt and his voice changing, his voice still sounded surprisingly deep despite his voice sounding like that of a child.

Luna quickly shook off her surprise and regained her composure.

“We have entered thy- I mean I have entered your dreams so I can talk with you.” Luna said as she managed to stop herself from switching back into talking old Equestrian.

“Who are you?” He asked.

“I am Princess Luna, I am princess of the night. I rule Equestria alongside my sister Princess Celestia who rules the day.” She introduced herself.

“Never heard of you or your sister.” Deathstroke said, he had indeed heard of the two but only because they were mentioned by Twilight and her friends and at school from Cheerilee’s lessons. He just wanted to see her reaction.

“What! What do you mean you have not heard of us!? Everypony has heard of us!” Luna practically shouted in shock.

“Just what I said.” He said to which Luna couldn’t seem to believe. She decided to continue.

“My sister and I have been worried about the two of you! Where have you been?! We have been searching everywhere!” She said.

“Like I’d tell you.” He said with an annoyed look on his face that was hidden by his mask.

“But you must! Chrysalis is after you and your brother!” Luna shouted slightly angry.

“You mean the one who sent those over grown bugs after me and Deadpool? Who is she anyway?” He asked.

“Her name is Chrysalis and she is the leader of her own changeling hive. Last year, she managed to invade Equestria but was thwarted. Now she is after you and your brother.” Luna explained.

“Why did she invade?” She said.

“She was trying to take over Equestria. They feed off of love, so they tried to use our little ponies as a food source.” Luna explained.

“Why is she risking coming after us then after being defeated?” He asked.

“We don’t know but all we know is that you are in danger and need protection.” Luna said firmly.

This caused Deathstroke to laugh slightly.

“And what is so funny?” Luna asked with an annoyed tone.

“What’s funny is the fact that you think that I need protection.” He said.

“I have seen the video of what you and your brother did in the hospital.” She said turning slightly green at the thought.

“Then you know that I can take care of myself.” He said.

“Be that as it may you are still a colt and you need to be protected.” Luna said firmly but to her shock the colt seemed unfazed by her, he simply stood there with his arms crossed. She couldn’t tell what his expression was due to his mask.

“Why are you so hell bent on finding us anyway?” he asked.

“You and your brother are the first male alicorns in Equestrian history! You are automatically considered royalty! There are many who would seek to use you for their own selfish gains like Chrysalis for example.” Luna said.

“Besides, we are greatly concerned over your knowledge of this ‘black magic’. Such power could be catastrophic!” She continued.

“The only reason why you and your sister are so concerned over the fact of me having knowledge on black magic is because you aren’t the ones controlling it. How do I know that you aren’t are planning on using me and Deadpool for your own selfish means so you can gain more power?” He said with a glare.

“How dare you accuse us of treachery! You will not speak to us like that!” She shouted in anger as she tried to walk towards him only to realize that she couldn’t move from the spot she was standing in.

“Entering another’s dreams is risky business. When you enter into another’s dreams, you are at their mercy because if they know they’re dreaming they can easily manipulate the dream to whatever they want it to be. But in this case you’re at my mercy. This is my dream and I call the shots here and this dream is about to become a nightmare. I suggest you leave while you still can.” He said as he turned around and walked off.

“Get back here this instant child! We are not done talking!” Luna shouted in anger as she tried to free herself but to no avail.

“Don’t say I didn’t warn you.“ Deathstroke said as he vanished into the darkness.

At that moment Luna found herself able to move again.

She couldn’t believe that the little colt was able to make her look like a fool in an area of magic that she prided herself on for being a master of and the only one capable of even performing it besides her sister. The dream was still going otherwise she would have been forced out of the dream the second he woke up. She knew he had to be around here somewhere. She was going to find this colt and give him a piece of her mind.

At that moment something shot by in the shadows. Luna quickly snapped her attention to the figure hiding in the shadows.

“You can’t hide from us child!” She said with a smirk as she used her magic to shine light in the shadows.

What she saw caught her off guard. She saw a stallion in a giant metal suit that reminded her of a space suit that she once saw in a comic. In his hand was a strange metal object. He pointed at her and fired a blue beam that she managed to just fly out of the way in time. Everything the beam touched turned to ice.

Luna fired a barrage of magical blasts at the stallion only to realize that he was no longer there.

By the time she landed, the concrete ground underneath her erupted and exploded, sending pieces of debris everywhere as a giant creature came out of the ground. Luna stumbled backwards from the shock of the force. What she saw mortified her. Standing in front of her was giant stallion that was twice her size and he looked like he was half pony, half crocodile.

Luna fired another barrage of magic but it seemed to have no effect as it hit him square in the chest.

The giant crocodile stallion roared as he slammed the mare into a wall, sending her crashing through the brick wall and into another building. The giant crocodile stallion came charging in but Luna was already up and dodged the stallion’s razor sharp claws.

As she ducked under a quick swipe, she delivered a strong upper cut to the stallion’s jaw and sent him stumbling backwards. She lunged at the stallion and delivered a series of repeated right and left crosses to the stallions face. The stallion kept stumbling backwards after every hit.

He managed to shake off his disorientation and roar in anger as he lunged at the mare with jaws wide open in an attempt to bite the mare in half. Luna barely managed to react in time as she grabbed the stallion’s top and lower jaw in an attempt to hold him back and avoid his razor sharp teeth. They struggled against each other for a few seconds before Luna started spin the stallion around. The crocodile like stallion was lifted off the ground by the momentum and was flung into one of the brick walls were he was knocked out before disappearing into a puff of black mist after a few seconds.

Luna looked around and saw the man in the weird space like suit aiming at her. She managed to raise a magic shield just in time as a beam of blue energy fired at her.

The shield was quickly encased in ice. The princess couldn’t believe her eyes at what was happening.

She managed to shatter the ice dome that was trapping her by blasting it with a very powerful magical attack that barely worked.

The giant stallion in the weird metallic suit threw a hard right hook that sent Luna flying backwards and into a wall only for him to punch her hard in the stomach, making her groan in pain. The stallion then grabbed Luna by the throat and lifted her high off the ground with only one hand and put his gun to her chin ready to fire.

Luna quickly noticed that his head was surrounded by a clear glass dome. She quickly slammed a hard kick to his face. Her hoof shattered the glass dome and a loud hissing sound was heard, this caused the stallion to let her go and quickly clutch at his throat. She took advantage of the opening and slammed a round house kick to his chin. The stallion collapsed over knocked out and a few seconds he disappeared in a puff of black mist.

Luna was panting at this point as she held her side in pain and wondered into one of the nearby buildings.

At that point she felt the whole place and shift and change causing her to fall over. The whole building she was in and grew bigger and darker until it was pitch black.

“WHAT THE BUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS CITY?!” The princess screamed at the top of her lungs in anger.

Deathstroke couldn’t help but smirk as he watched her from across the street on the top of another building. Deathstroke made sure to make the dream versions of Killer Croc and Mr. Freeze ponies look like ponies. Last thing he needed was her gaining any knowledge about humans and tracing it back to him.

“Welcome to Gotham City.” He said to himself with a smirk.

As Luna managed to stand up she grunted in pain, she looked around the dark room, only the moonlight coming in through the windows provided any light at all. The light was faint but she could just barely see in the deep darkness.

Her eyes fell upon a giant sign that was hanging over what looked like a receptionist desk.

She used her magic to light the area. She began to read the sign.

ARKHAM ASYLUM: MENTAL HOSPITAL FOR THE CRIMINALY INSANE

This caused Luna to gulp. She had no idea what this child had seen in life but what she saw so far horrified her. But what she saw next filled her with fear and horror.

On the ground were dead nurses and doctors that littered the ground of the asylum. What disturbed her the most was their faces. Their faces were stretched into sickening smiles that showed all of their teeth and gums. This wasn’t a dream, this was a nightmare. Those other creatures disturbed her but this horrified her.

Down the halls in the shadows she heard the sounds of hoof steps echoing. The sound was getting closer.

“Who’s there? Show yourself!” She shouted into the darkness.

At that moment she heard something that would haunt her for the rest of her days… Laughter… Insane laughter.

In the shadows a deranged stallion with white fur and a green mane that was wearing an untied straight jacket was slowly carving a smile into one of the female doctor’s faces. The mare was trying to fight back very weakly in his iron grip while she cried and whimpered before finally going limp.

Luna began throwing up at what she saw. But this got the stallion’s attention which caused him to slowly stand up. She had never seen such an act of evil in her entire very, very, very long life.

“What the buck is wrong with this colt! What has gone on in his life to cause him to dream of things like this!” Luna screamed mentally.

The stallion slowly turned around stood stock still for a few seconds before he charged out of the shadows with a straight razor in his hand. His eyes terrified her. She had never seen anything like it. They were empty and devoid of any life or humanity. They were like a doll’s eyes, soulless and empty.

The stallion closed the distance and slammed a series of rapid punches and kicks to Luna’s stomach chest and face. Luna tried to blast the stallion with magic only for him to dodge the attack and slash her across the chest with the straight razor. Luna stumbled backwards and fell onto the ground. She grunted in pain from the cut but managed to get up but was panting. The stallion was laughing insanely as he charged at the mare. Luna’s terror sky rocketed. This stallion was just way too fast and nimble for Luna to be able to hit him physically or with her magic.

She tried to grab him with her magic but he smacked her horn causing her horn to fizzle out and the telekinesis spell to fizzle out.

Luna was now terrified.

But what got to her the most was his smile. His lips were red and pulled into a gigantic grin that showed all of his teeth in an unnatural way. Before she could even move or react he slammed a hard kick to her stomach sending her flying back into a wall knocking the wind out of her. Before she could even activate her magic the deranged stallion grabbed her in a vice like grip, preventing her from using any magic at all. He slammed her into the wall and held the razor to her throat.

This had never happened to Luna before. She was the master of dreams but yet here she was at the mercy of this nightmare that a little colt conceived.

NO, this was not a nightmare. This was a memory! This deranged stallion was part of this colt’s memory and that was what terrified her the most.

Luna stared in terror into the deranged stallion’s eyes as his grin grew wider.

“Why so serious?” He asked before slitting her throat.

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Luna jumped up in her bed screaming at the top of her lungs and thrashing around. The guards outside her room came rushing in to see what was wrong. Luna would not stop thrashing and screaming in hysteria. All she could think of was of those horrible eyes and that smile. But most of all, that laugh… That laugh that said he was going to set the whole world on fire and dance in its ashes.

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*Day 5*

Deathstroke was sitting outside of the school at one of the lunch tables on the playground. The young mercenary could only sigh in annoyance as he rubbed his temple to relieve the oncoming migraine.

Of all the things he had seen in his life, nothing was like the scene that he was seeing in front of him. He wanted to shoot himself just to get rid of the image he was seeing in front of him.

Deadpool was acting like an idiot as he danced around like a fool. All of the colts and fillies were surrounding him in awe at his dancing.

Deathstroke could only watch in annoyance and anger at what he saw as Deadpool began dancing.

All of the foals began to cheer and clap as Deadpool finished with his dance.

“Well that was something.” Miss Cheerilee said with a shocked expression before she walked up to the young colt and sat down.

“That was utterly horrifying.” Deathstroke said as his good eye began to twitch.

As they both shook off their astonishment and shock, the teacher turned to the colt that was sitting next to her.

“Deatstroke, I needed to talk to you.” She said.

“About what?” He said with a sigh.

“It’s about yours and your brother’s aptitude test.” Cheerilee said. Deathstroke remembered the test that was given to him and Deadpool the day before.

For Deathstroke the test was a walk in the park but he clearly remembered seeing Deadpool writing his test answers in crayon.

“Your scores on your aptitude test are amazing, you are scores are that of doctorate level in university. Your results on the IQ test were also amazing, you scored over 200!” Miss Cheerilee said proudly to the emotionless colt.

“You’ve did perfect on every subject. Every subject except Equestrian history. I’m very concerned about your lack of knowledge on the subject. I’m also very concerned about Deadpool’s scores, they are all below average.” Cheerilee said with real concern as Deadpool ran off to play with some of the other foals.

“I’ll need to talk to your parents about this.” She said.

“Me and my brother are not from Equestria.” Deathstroke said as he already came up with an excuse in his head.

“What? You and your brother are from overseas?” Cheerilee asked.

“Yes, I’m from the United States while Deadpool is from the country of Canada.” Deathstroke said, remembering when Deadpool told him this on one of the many occasions he was rambling on about himself.

“Wait, you both are from separate countries? Are you saying that you both were raised in separate countries?” The young teacher asked.

“Yes.” He replied.

“You’re both brothers, why would you be raised in separate countries?” Cheerilee asked.

“Mother and father got divorced when we were very little. So mother took Deadpool back to her home country Canada. I stayed with dad in the United States of America.” Deathstroke lied as he polished off his mask that he was holding in his hand.

Cheerilee was horrified by what she had just heard. Divorce was practically unheard of in Equestria. She remembered when she was a little filly how she had only ever heard of one case of a family splitting up like that. Whenever a divorced happened in Equestria it was a big thing, social services usually got involved in order to try and figure out what was wrong and try to help the family out so their herd did not split up. From what she read the effects of a herd splitting up were extremely detrimental to the foals involved.

“I’m so sorry Deathstroke, I didn’t know.” She said sadly. Now it all made sense why Deadpool did so poorly on his aptitude test and why Deathstroke knew nothing of Equestrian history.

“I’ve never heard of those countries before, are they far away?” The teacher asked to which the colt nodded. She had heard rumors of there being undiscovered nations but she never believed it. That is until now.

“I will still need to talk to your family about this. Are you two currently being taken care of by the rest of your family’s herd?” She asked which caused the young mercenary to look at her confused.

“What’s a herd?” He asked with confusion.

Cheerilee didn’t know what to say. It seemed that this little colt hardly knew anything about Equestrian society. All ponies knew what a herd was.

“Um… Were your parents monogamous?” Miss Cheerilee asked.

“Yeah, why?” Deathstroke asked with slight confusion.

“Uh… No reason.” She said. Monogamists were extremely rare in Equestria but not unheard of. No pony ever treated them bad or differently. But Cheerilee was still very concerned over the fact that they two colts came from a broken family.

“Deathstroke-”

“Don’t worry our family is taking care of us.” Deathstroke lied again as he got up and walked away. Abruptly ending the conversation.

Cheerilee’s ears splayed back in worry that she upset the young colt with the topic of his family.

As Deathstroke walked off he found a nice shady tree to sit under. He closed his good eye and tried to relax.

“Well look who it is Silver Spoon.”

‘Tried’ being the key word.

“If it isn’t the freak himself.” Diamond Tiara said in snobby tone.

Deathstroke got up and stared at the stuck up little filly directly in the eye.

“I recommend that you back away and leave me alone.” Deathstroke said with annoyance.

“Look Silver Spoon, it thinks is has the right to talk to us!” Diamond Tiara said in condescending tone.

“I don’t think we should be bothering him Diamond Tiara. Maybe we should just leave him alone.” Silver Spoon said with nervousness as she looked at the intimidating colt.

“You should listen to your friend.” The colt said as he walked off only for Diamond Tiara to chase after him.

“Hey! Get back here you one eyed freak! I’m talking to you!” The spoiled filly screamed as she blocked the path of the colt.

“Like I would waste my time listening to a stuck up little bitch like you. You have your head stuck so far up your ass that you can barely see the light of day.” The colt said with anger.

“How dare you! You’re just some freak that came out of nowhere thinking he can walk in on my turf!” Diamond Tiara shouted with anger. At that moment the cutie mark crusaders came walking up on the scene.

“Diamond Tiara, leave Deathstroke alone this instant! Didn’t your mom teach you to not mess with colts!” Sweetie Belle said with anger.

“Oh great, it’s the blank flanks to the rescue. Why can’t you idiots ever mind your business?” Diamond Tiara said with annoyance lacing her voice.

“We ain’t idiots!” Applebloom shouted.

“Yes you are! I mean considering the fact that you come from a whole family of inbred hicks that are too dumb to do anything but farm apples for a living! Calling you an idiot is an understatement! I mean you don’t have any parents!” Diamond Tiara ranted.

Applebloom was on the verge of tears at hearing this. She couldn’t hold it in anymore. The little farm filly broke down into tears.

“I mean look at you-” Diamond Tiara was interrupted by a tap on her shoulder.

“What is it can’t you see I’m busy!” The spoiled filly shouted in anger as she turned around.

POW!!!

When Diamond Tiara turned around she received a hard right hook to the face, knocking her out instantly. The mean filly fell to the ground with a thud.

The cutie mark crusaders and Silver Spoon could only stare in shock at what just happened as Deathstroke walked off.

As the colt walked off he eventually came to the playground and sat down at one of the tables where he saw a very familiar dragon.

“Hi Deathstroke, how’s it going?” Spike asked.

“It could definitely be better.” Deathstroke said with a sigh.

“Sounds rough, at least it’s quiet here.” Spike said as began drawing on a piece of paper.

“At least there’s that.” He said with a sigh as he actually began to relax thanks to the peace and quiet.

“Hey there ole’ one eye! How ya feeling?” Deadpool said as he appeared right behind the one eyed colt.

“ALL OF MY HATE!!!” Deathstroke shouted in rage.

“Awww, come on Deathstroke. Don’t be like that. I just want to spend some time with my big brother.” Deadpool said with an innocent smile as he batted his eyelashes.

“Why would I want to spend a single second with you, you deranged bastard!” Deathstroke shouted in anger.

“Aw, but big brother! It’s not my fault that the guards and the six sexy mares know where we are……Oh wait a minute… It is, hahaha!” Deadpool laughed.

“Say one more word and I’m going to put my foot so far up your ass that you’ll be chewing the gum on the bottom of my boot for the next week!” Deathstroke shouted in anger. Deadpool was actually silent as Deathstroke gave him a warning glare. After a minute or so of absolute silence he turned away from the insane mercenary and began to walk off.

“I fucked your ex-wife… and for the record we have hooves not feet.” Deadpool said as if nothing had happened.

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!” Deathstroke roared in anger as he tackled Deadpool to the ground.

Deadpool grappled with Deathstroke for a few seconds before kicking him off. Deathstroke flipped backwards and drew one of his swords. Deadpool did the same.

The two ran at each other and clashed blades with each other. The two slashed at each other with their swords as they ran out of the playground while still clashing their blades and ran towards another part of the playground where there were hardly any foals.

The two dodged, blocked, feinted, and parried the other’s attacks. Spike ran after the two and was amazed by what he saw. The two colts were fighting at such high speeds that most of the time they appeared as mere blurs.

The young colts then pulled out knives and held them in their free hands. The two colt’s now wielding both knives and swords slashed and stabbed at each other.

Deathstroke slashed at Deadppool who blocked it and followed the attack with a stab of his knife. The blade slashed Deadpool across the face causing blood to splatter across the green grass. To Spike’s amazement, Deadpool’s face healed almost instantly. The cut sealed itself back in a matter of seconds. Spike’s jaw was literally hitting the ground at what he saw.

Deadpool slammed a kick into Deathstroke’s chest sending him flying through the air. Deathstroke righted himself and ran at the colt and clashed blades with Deadpool again.

The two colts were fighting fiercely. To Spike’s shock Deadpool was smiling and laughing insanely with a deranged look in his eyes as Deathstroke looked determined to end his brother’s life.

They continued to slash at each other, the young colts were just a flurry of blades and strikes. The young drake could only watch as he saw the amazing fight.

Deadpool parried an attack and found an opening in Deathstroke’s defenses. He leapt into the air and unleashed a flurry of bone crushing kicks. Deathstroke was whipped back and forth by the strikes. Spike could hear Deathstroke’s bones snapping like twigs. Spike felt sick to his stomach and terrified.

The young colt’s arm and legs were bent at sickening angles. Even Deathstroke’s neck was bent at a disturbing angle. Spike was scared for the one-eyed colt. But to his surprise Deathstroke’s bone’s slowy began to snap back in place with a series of pops and crunches which echoed loudly.

After ten seconds the colt’s body was healed back. Deadpool watched the whole time in amusement.

“Your healing factor is really lacking compared to mine. I mean you really had to force it there. I can tell my friend. ten seconds is slow.” Deadpool said as he inspected his nails in a mocking manner.

Deathstroke readied his sword and knife in anger as he ran at Deadpool who charged in response. Before the two could even attack each other they were interrupted.

“STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!” Spike yelled at the top of his tiny lungs.

The colts skidded to a halt and turned their attention to the drake that was running to them.

“Hey Spike, how’s it going!” Deadpool said with a smile.

“WHAT IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA’S GIANT FLANKS ARE YOU TWO DOING!” Spike shouted.

“Ha! I’m not the only one who thinks the same thing!” Deadpool laughed.

“What were you two doing trying to kill each other!?" Spike said this time a little less loud.

“Working out.” Deadpool answered.

Deathstroke looked at Deadpool for a moment in anger before answering.

“Yeah… We were just working out.” Deathstroke said calmly.

“But you guys were really going at it!” Spike added with worry.

“Don’t worry, we know what we’re doing, besides we’re professionals.” Deadpool said.

Spike looked at the two colts for a moment with suspicion before he calmed down.

“Ok, as long as you guys aren’t hurt. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anypony about what you guys were doing.” Spike said with a smile as he finally calmed down. The two mercenaries simply nodded in appreciation.

“How did you guys do that?” The little drake asked the two colts.

“Do what?” Deathstroke asked.

“When you guys were fighting, I saw you two get hurt. But I saw Deadpool’s cut heal instantly and your bones fixed themselves. How did you guys heal so fast?” Spike asked.

Before Deathstroke could say anything or come up with an excuse Deadpool answered.

“Our healing factors!” He blurted with a laugh.

“A healing what?” Spiked asked in confusion. Deathstroke sighed before giving an explanation.

“It means we can heal faster than normal and that we can heal from injuries most would not even survive.” Deathstroke explained.

“Yeah, but mines better!” Deadpool shouted. Deathstroke face palmed.

“You guys got super powers! Cool!” Spike said with an excited look in his eyes.

“If you think that’s something then you’d be surprised by the powers that my friends have!” Deadpool laughed causing Spike’s jaw to drop.

“But you have to keep this a secret.” Deathstroke said, surprisingly in a nonthreatening tone.

“Yes sir!” Spike said with a salute to which Deathstroke nodded in response.

At that moment the school bell rang. Signaling the end of recess.

As the three walked back to class. Spike saw something that made him tilt his head in confusion. He saw Diamond Tiara staring at them, mainly at Deathstroke with a death glare. Her left eye was black.

“Hey guys, why does Diamond Tiara look angry at Deathstroke? And why does she have a black eye?” Spike asked with confusion.

Deadpool couldn’t help but bust out into uncontrollable laughter while Deathstroke couldn’t help but smirk.

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Miss Cheerilee began to teach a lesson on the politics of Equestria and how the princesses run Equestria. Deathstroke was listening intently. Only for the purpose of gathering information and gaining an advantage. Deadpool on the other hand was leaning his head on his hand looking board out of his mind.

As the young teacher was writing on the chalk board, the front door of the school house opens up. Miss Cheerlee quickly turned around to see who was there. To her shock she saw Diamond Tiara being helped into the classroom by her friend Silver Spoon.

“Diamond Tiara! Silver Spoon! Where have you been, the bell rang 15 minutes ago!” The teacher said with shock. But when she saw the filly’s black eye she began to panic.

“Diamond Tiara what happened to you!? How did you get that black eye!?” She asked with worry.

“DEATHSTROKE KNOCKED ME OUT!!!” The spoiled filly shouted in anger as she pointed at the one eyed mercenary.

“What! Deathstroke, is this true?” The teacher asked as she turned to the colt in question.

“Eeenope.” He said in a manner similar to Big Mac.

“LIAR!!!” Diamond Shouted.

“Please calm down.” The teacher said to the filly.

“Deathstroke are you lying to me?” The teacher asked.

“No I am not. I’ve was minding my own business during recess.” He said.

“He was with us.” Sweetie Belle said.

“You three blank flanks saw him! Tell her the truth!” The spoiled filly shouted again.

“Diamond Tiara, I will not tolerate name calling!” Cheerilee said warningly before she turned to the cutie mark crusaders.

“Deathstroke was playing marbles with us when Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon came up to us and started to call us names. He ignored her and she got upset and slipped on the marbles. She fell face first and hit a tree.” Sweetie Belle said with an innocent smile.

“Is this true?” She asked the others who nodded. Cheerilee knew that Diamond Tiara would like to cause problems for the three fillies and other students. She knew all too well that Diamond Tiara was not above lying to get her way or get away with something.

“Liars! Silver Spoon you saw what happened!” The filly shouted.

“Actually… My glasses fell off… I wasn’t able to see anything.” Silver Spoon lied. Afraid of what Deathstroke might do if she ratted him out.

“W-Well, I saw Deathstroke and Deadpool fighting! Spike was there, he saw the whole thing!” Diamond said in a desperate attempt to get back at the one-eyed colt.

“What are you talking about? We were playing cards, Deadpool was eating Chimichangas the whole time.” Spike said nonchalantly.

“That definitely sounds like me!” Deadpool laughed while eating a chimichanga.

“Diamond, I do not appreciate you lying and trying to get your fellow students in trouble.” Miss Cheerilee said upset.

“But I’m not lying! That one-eyed bastard is lying! I mean look at him he’s a freak! He’s probably faking the whole missing an eye thing!” She ranted as she stomped over to Deathstroke who was sitting at his desk and snatched his eye patch right off of his eye. Surprisingly enough he didn’t do anything.

Everypony gasped at what they saw.

“See! He’s not missing an-” She stopped dead in her tracks when she turned to face him.

His right eye was dulled over with a cloudy milky white color that showed he was blind in that eye. The area around the eye had scaring that was hidden by the eye patch. Everypony could only look on in horror.

Miss Cheerilee had a hand to her mouth in horror at what she was seeing. Her horror quickly turned to anger as she turned her attention to Diamond Tiara.

“Diamond Tiara! You have done enough! You have been bullying other students, you been lying just to try and get them in trouble, and now your making fun of another students disability!” She said angrily but somehow still managing to keep her composure and somehow without yelling.

“But-”

“You have Detention for the next week and I am going to call your father about this.” She said as she grabbed the eye patch from her.

Diamond Tiara was rendered speechless by what she had just heard. But what finally pushed her over the edge was when she saw Deathstroke smirk and flip her the bird without Miss Cheerilee seeing.

Diamond Tiara screamed as she pulled at her mane, she stomped over to her desk and plopped down in defeat.

Miss Cheerilee walked over to Deathstroke and handed him his eyepatch back to which he took it and silently put it back on.

“I am so sorry about that Deathstroke.” The teacher said to the colt.

“Don’t worry about, she needed to be taught a lesson.” Deathstroke said casting a smirk at the spoiled filly. The teacher then walked over to the young filly.

“Diamond Tiara, I am sorry that I had to do that but this is for your own good. I am sorry you got hurt. Wait here while I go and get you an ice pack for your eye.” She said kindly and softly. Cheerilee cared greatly for all of her students, it hurt her when she had to punish them but she knew this was for Diamond Tiara’s own could.

As Cheerilee walked off, Diamond felt something small hit her in the face and fall to her desk. It was an eyepatch. She found a note attached that read:

You can have this one. I have plenty of spares. You’ll need it to cover that shiner.

• Deathstroke

She looked up to see a smirking Deathstroke. The filly seethed with rage as she pulled on her mane and began to scream in anger. Deathstroke could actually be heard laughing to himself.

Meanwhile as Miss Cheerilee was grabbing an ice pack from the fridge she kept in one of the backrooms of the school she couldn’t help but wonder.

“How did he lose his eye? Deadpool said that Deathstroke’s wife shot it out. How could that be possible, he’s just a colt. It couldn’t be true, could it? No, I can’t take any chances, I have to look into this! Something is definitely not right!” She thought as she walked back to the classroom.

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Class had ended for the day and the two colts were walking through town.

“Well, I’m gonna go fondle and grope that sexy mare Pinkie Pie! Seeya!” Deadpool said before teleporting away.

“Finally, some peace and quiet.” Deathstroke muttered under his breath.

Deathstroke walked through the town on his own as he ran a hand through his mane.

“Dammit, how the hell am I supposed to get back to my world?” He thought. He couldn’t just come out and say “Hey I’m an alien from another world, do you know how I can travel through dimensions?”

From what he could tell there was no way home. The chances of what happened were 1 in infinity. But he wouldn’t give up.

But for now there was nothing he could do but deal with the cards he was dealt.

He walked around for ten minutes just to pass the time. Eventually he came to the edge of Ponyville. He passed by a little cottage with numerous animals large and small. They all frolicked around without a care in the world.

Off in the distance Deathstroke heard what sounded like an angel singing. He saw a young Pegasus mare sitting in the middle of the field picking flowers with a gentle smile on her face as little birds flew around her singing and chirping.

“It’s like a scene right out of a Disney movie.” He said as he pulled out a cigarette and lit it with his lighter. As he took a long inhale of his cigarette, he instantly felt his nerves begin to relax.

Unbeknownst to him a little white rabbit was nudging the timid mare and pointing at him. Fluttershy looked up and saw Deathstroke standing off in the distance.

The shy mare gave her wings a few flaps and flew over to him.

Deathstroke watched the mare soar through the air gracefully and land slowly in front of him. He hated to admit it, but she looked as beautiful as an angel in that moment with he wings spread.

“D-Deathstroke?” She asked timidly as her hooves gently touched down on the ground.

“Hm?” he said as he took another puff.

Fluttershy gasped when she saw the lit cigarette in his mouth.

“T-Those are bad for you! Little colt’s shouldn’t be smoking!” She shrieked barely above a whisper.

“There’s a lot of things that I shouldn’t be doing and are bad for my health but I do them anyway.” He said with a shrug.

The young mare gasped.

“W-What do you do?” She asked.

“Nothing you need to worry about.” He said, surprisingly very gently.

“O-oh, ok.” The young mare.

“Um… You know Twilight is looking for you, right?” She said.

“Yeah. She seems very intent on getting me to talk.” He said taking another drag.

“There’s nothing wrong with talking to her.”

“Yeah, well she wants to talk about stuff I don’t want to talk about.” He said.

“Never really been much of a talker really.” He added.

“O-Oh…W-Well…You could always talk to me.” She said as she played with her fingers nervously.

“…I’ll keep that in mind…Thanks for the offer.” He said out of confusion. He never really talked with others much. Those he did talk to were often assassins, murderers, and super villains. Often times they were trying to kill him. To him this was a new experience to even be offered something like this.

As he finished his cigarette he dropped it on the ground and stepped on it, snuffing it out.

(Start Song)

The two ponies turned their heads when they heard a loud rustling coming from the edge of the woods. A pack of wolfs made completely out of wood came out of the woods and locked their eyes on the two before lunging at the two.

“Timber wolves!” Fluttershy shrieked as a timber wolf leapt at her. The mare screamed in fear as she saw her life flash before her eyes thinking that she was going to die.

But before the wolf could even reach her, Deathstroke snatched the wolf out of the air by the wind pipe with his gloved hand.

“Get the fuck away from her.” He said in a low and deadly growl before he threw the wolf back at its pack. The wolf tumbled on the ground but managed to stand up again and shake its head to gain its bearings. It growled in anger at the colt.

In a flash the colt drew two pistols and aimed them at the timber wolves that were now circling them. Deathstroke looked into the eyes of the wolves. Their eyes were covered with a weird black shadowy mist that made their eyes glow black. Something was not right with these things. He had seen one or two of these things wondering around the camp. They didn’t give him any trouble because they were alone.

Now he was facing a whole pack and something seemed very off about them.

“D-Deathstroke w-w-what do we do!” Fluttershy cried in fear.

“Just stay behind me.” He said calmly as the wolves lunged at him.

Deathstroke unleashed a barrage of bullets at the wolves. Cutting some of the wolves to pieces.

Deathstroke spun around and shot the wolves that were behind him and Fluttershy. The wolves were cut to pieces. Unfortunately he ran empty as two more wolves leapt through air at Fluttershy. He quickly lifted both of his arms in an attempt to keep them away from her. It worked but they both latched onto his arms causing him to grunt in pain as their teeth tore through his skin. A third wolf leapt onto his back and bit into his shoulder. Somehow Deathstroke managed to stay standing through the pain.

“DEATHSTROKE!!!” Fluttershy cried in horror as she saw blood run down the colt’s chest from the bite.

“AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!” The colt bellowed in anger as he flung both of the wolves that were latched onto his arms straight into a tree, shattering them to pieces. He grabbed the wolf on his back and threw it to the ground. The wolf refusing to let go, tore a chunk of flesh out of the colt’s left shoulder as it was thrown to the ground. Deathstroke crushed the downed timber wolf’s head with his boot, crushing it into splinters.

Deathstroke drew one of his swords and slashed a wolf that leapt at him to pieces. These wolves were fast. But Deathstroke was faster.

“Ok, now I’m mad!” He said as he unleashed hell on the wolves.

Two of the wolves dove for his hooves only to have their heads lopped off. Deathstroke pulled the pin out of a grenade and tossed it into a cluster of wolves. The wooden canines looked at the explosive in confusion, not knowing what it was.

*BOOOOOOOOOM!!!*

Fluttershy felt her chest shake from the blast. Her eyes went wide. Dead wolf body parts were landing everywhere from the explosion.

Deathstroke drew an M4A1 carbine assault rifle that was strapped to his back and aimed at the oncoming timber wolves and unleashed a hail of gun fire.

The wolves were torn apart by the gun fire. The young colt didn’t let up as he gunned down the onslaught of wolves. As the last of the wolves were turned into nothing more than tinder the gunfire stopped as the magazine went empty.

The young colt quickly changed out the empty magazine for a fresh one, chambered a round, and checked the field for anymore threats.

“Clear.” Deathstroke said when he saw all the wolves were dead. He turned around and slung the rifle over his shoulder as he walked back to Fluttershy

“You okay?” He said as he helped the young mare up who was now shaking in fear at what she saw.

“Y-You’re hurt!” Fluttershy gasped as she saw the colt’s torn up shoulder and fore arms.

“I’ll be fine.” He said as he looked at his wounds. He stared at his still bleeding wounds. By now the bleeding would have at least stopped. Wounds like this would take a little longer than normal, at least a few hours to heal the majority of the damage even with his healing factor. But something was off.

He could still feel his healing factor working, but it was working much slower than normal.

“You don’t understand, timber wolf saliva has a special magic in it that makes it hard for wounds to heal!” She panicked.

He looked at the wound on his shoulder. Deathstroke found this interesting. It must have been pretty strong magic to bypass his healing factor. He could still feel his wounds trying to slowly knit themselves shut but it felt like it was moving at a snail’s pace. It was still healing faster than the average person, but this could lead to problems having to deal with these kinds of injuries. He hated to admit it. But he wished his healing factor was as good as Deadpool’s.

From what he saw Deadpool’s injures healed almost instantly, something like this would probably be healed by now even with the timber wolf saliva.

“I fucking hate you Deadpool.” The colt muttered under his breathe.

“I need to treat your wounds!” She said as she tried to take him to her cottage.

“Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine.” He said as he began to walk away. Before Fluttershy could say anything, the two ponies saw all of the remains of the timber wolves begin to glow and form together. In a matter of seconds the all the dead timber wolves formed a giant bipedal timber wolf that stood 12 feet tall.

“It’s an alpha wolf!!” Fluttershy gasped.

“Run! I’ll handle this!” Deathstroke said as he slipped on his mask and charged the giant wooden wolf with his M4A1 assault rifle drawn and ready.

Deathstroke fired every bullet in the magazine at the alpha wolf. It only seemed to slow it down. The wolf charged the colt. Deathstroke used the grenade launcher on his rifle and fired a round square into the beast’s chest. As the smoke cleared he could see a huge chunk of the wolf’s chest was gone, inside of the wolf’s chest was glowing green orb. He could only assume that was its heart. It roared in anger and pain as it stumbled backwards a few steps. It shook off the blow and charged the young colt. He tried to reload the grenade launcher but the alpha timber wolf moved at surprising speeds that even Deathstroke was caught off guard by and grabbed him before he could fire it and slammed him into the ground hard. The gun clattered to the ground.

The creature roared as it began to crush the colt in its bear hands.

“DEATHSTROKE!!!” Fluttershy cried as she saw the colt being crushed. Her expression of horror quickly changed to pure awe and amazement at what happened next.

Deathstroke was forcing the wolf’s hands open. He then slammed a kick into the alpha’s chest causing it to drop him. The mercenary quickly grabbed the wolf’s hand and swung it by the arm into the ground. The colt did this five times before he swung the beast around three times before throwing it 50 feet through the air and into a giant boulder. Its head smashed into the boulder, shattering it to pieces.

“I’m finishing this.” Deathstroke growled as he drew one of his sword and flung it into the air high above his head. He then pulled out his two Desert Eagles and loaded them with high explosive incendiary rounds. He fired two shots, one from the gun in his left hand and one from the gun in his right. The creature was sent stumbling backwards as the shots blew off chunks of its body.

As the sword came falling down the mercenary back flipped and kicked the sword, sending the blade flying straight through the air and into the alpha’s exposed heart. He then unleashed every single shot into the timber wolf’s heart and body. The explosive rounds tearing the beast’s heart and body to pieces.

The magic holding the creature’s body together began to become unstable as its heart was now destroyed, the creature exploded into pieces of timber which were now burnt to ashes in seconds from the blast.

Deathstroke’s sword was sent flying through the air at him. The colt simply held out his hand and caught it without even looking at it and sheathed the blade.

(Stop Song)

Fluttershy fell to her knees.

She could not believe what she just saw. Deathstroke was just a little colt and yet he took down a giant alpha timber wolf. He completely destroyed it while injured. This should have been impossible. But what got to her the most was that he had saved her life.

Deathstroke picked up his discarded rifle and began to walk off only to stumble in pain. Luckily he managed to keep himself standing.

“Dammit, I forgot about the timber wolf saliva.” He said in annoyance.

“Oh no! Don’t worry, I know how to treat your wounds!” Fluttershy said as she quickly picked the young colt up in her arms.

“Hey! Wait a minute!” The colt protested only for the mare to ignore him as she took flight and flew to her little cottage off in the distance.

“I guess it wouldn’t hurt to get my wounds patched up. Just as long I get this timber wolf saliva out of my system.” He sighed.

As the mare flew off into the distance with the colt in her arms, two changelings were hiding at the edge of the woods.

“Dammit it didn’t work!” One of the changelings said.

“You idiot! Were supposed to capture him, not kill him!” The other changeling growled in anger.

“Controlling those timber wolves seemed like a good idea.” The first changeling said as they shape shifted into ponies and flew off.

“The queen is going to be pissed!” The other changeling said as they disappeared off into the distance.

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Deadpool teleported in front of Sugar Cube Corner. The young colt walked into the building, as he opened the door a bell rang out.

“Hi there little one, what can I get you?” A plump mare with light blue fur and a two tone pinkish mane that swirled upwards in a unique hairstyle asked.

“Yes, I would like to order two sexy pink hot buns and whatever Pinkie Pie recommends!” Deadpool said with an innocent smile. Mrs. Cake eyes went wide at what she heard.

“S-Sexy pink hot b-buns.” Mrs. Cake repeated to herself in shock.

“Also, let these kids and everypony in the restaurant order whatever they want! It’s on me!” Deadpool said as he pulled out a huge bag of filled to the brim with bits and set it on the table.

All of the foals cheered.

“O-Okay.” Mrs. Cake said in shock and surprise as the colt handed the bag of bits over to her.

“Don’t forget, sexy pink hot buns. Tell Pinkie the ‘Merc with the Mouth’ asked for them. She’ll know what it means.” He said with a wink before walking over to a table and sitting down.

Out of the kitchen Pinkie Pie came out on a pair of skates and was giving all the little colts and fillies there treats at blinding speeds. When all of the little foals had their orders she came skating over to Deadpool’s table and laid a bunch of sugary treats and foods on the table.

“Mr. and Mrs. Cake! I’m done with my shift!” Pinkie Pie called out to the married couple who responded with an “Ok, have fun Pinkie!”

The pink mare sat down next to the little colt in the booth.

“Hey Pinkie! How’s your day going?” Deadpool asked happily.

“It’s going good deady!” She said as she gave him a big bear hug to which the colt laughed and giggled happily at receiving.

“Eep!” Pinkie shrieked when she felt Deadpool grope her ass ad begin squeezing it.

“Yep, hot sexy pink buns!” He said with a laugh as he then hugged her.

“Deady, little colts do not act that way.” Pinkie said with a wag of her finger.

“Oh alright, I’ll behave…For now.” He said with a smirk.

“Okey dokey loki! So what are you doing here?” She asked with a gigantic grin.

“I just came by to say hi to my number 1 favorite pony, Pinkie Pie herself!” Deadpool said with an ear to ear grin.

“Awww! That’s so sweet!” She said as she heard the heartwarming words. She gave him another hug. Surprisingly, Pinkie Pie was quiet as she hugged him, this caught Deadpool off guard. They stayed like that for a few moments until Pinkie finally broke the silence.

“Um…Deadpool?”

“Yeah Pinkie?” He asked.

“You know you can talk to me about anything, right?” Pinkie said. Deadpool could hear the worry in her voice and a hint of sadness mixed in there.

“…Yeah Pinkie…I know.” He said softly.

What’s going on?

I think they’re having a moment or something.

How is this a moment?

Pinkie Pie feels bad because she believes that Deadpool is an abused colt. Deadpool is amazed that somebody actually gives a rat’s ass about him instead of finding him annoying.

I’m confused.

Me too.

Why don’t we show up as much as we often do in other fics? Aren’t we always rambling on in our loveable assassin’s head?

We are. It’s just the author likes to not over use us. He’s saving us for later on or something like that, I don’t know.

You mean like when Luna eventually enters Deadpool’s dreams?

Bingo.

Cool!

Indeed.

As the two broke the hug they both smiled.

“I’ve always hated eating alone, why don’t you join me?” Deadpool said in a gentlemanly tone as they both began to chow down on the sugary treats.

“That’s right guys, I’m smooth!” Deadpool said to the readers with a wink, causing Pinkie to giggle.

“So deady, want to go for a walk?” Pinkie asked as they finished eating.

“Sure!” He said with a laugh as they both darted outside. The two began to ramble on about random things. The two laughed and enjoyed each other’s company.

“So Deady what do you want to do?” The pink mare asked with a giant smile.

“Have amazing reality shattering sex with you!” Deadpool said with a straight face.

Pinkie’s face turned bright red in embarrassment.

“D-Deadpool!” Pinkie stuttered.

“Oh alright! But that pink ass will be mine!” Deadpool shouted with his fist in the air.

“Let’s go have some fun and play!” Deadpool said with a laugh.

“Oki doki loki!” Pinkie giggled as the colt grabbed her and teleported both of them to find a victim to prank.

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The colt and the mare entered the cottage. The mare carrying the colt to the bathroom.

“I can walk you know.” Deathstroke said only for Fluttershy to ignore him.

The animals in Fluttershy’s cottage stared at the injured colt in curiosity.

As she set the colt down on the counter Fluttershy finally broke the silence.

“I need you to remove your armor.” Fluttershy said.

“I’m fine. I can patch this up myself.” He said as he got off the counter only for the mare to put him back up on the counter.

“No you’re not young stallion!” Fluttershy said as she now gave him a look that said ‘I mean it young man’ that was more adorable than intimidating.

As he was about to get off of the counter again he felt his head spin. With his healing factor hindered he was feeling the effects of the blood loss. He put a hand on his head as he tried wait for the spinning to stop.

“Oh my! I need to clean your wounds now!” She said in a panic. Deathstroke sighed and unclipped the latches on his armor. Fluttershy helped him take off his armor so he wouldn’t strain himself as well as his under armor clothing which comprised of a black under armor compression t-shirt and shorts.

Deathstroke now sat there in nothing but his boxer shorts on top of the cold counter top.

“How did my life come to this?” He asked himself.

Fluttershy gasped when she saw the full damage that the wolves caused to the young colt.

There was a huge bite mark on the young colt’s shoulder with some teeth still inside the wound along with some flesh missing. The flesh on his forearms was torn to pieces. The fur around his wounds was matted and soaked with blood.

Fluttershy quickly grabbed a first aid kit and opened it up. She reached in and pulled out a little red pill.

“Here take this.” She said as she held it to his lips.

“What is it?” He asked but as he finished the sentence she shoved the pill in his mouth, surprised by the shy mare’s actions he ended up swallowing the pill.

“It’s a blood pill. It helps with blood loss. It’ll help restore your blood levels to a safe level.” She said.

Deathstroke could slowly feel himself become more aware and the effects of the blood loss slowly going away. He was amazed by the fact that something like that would be in a normal everyday first aid kit.

As she grabbed a pair of tweezers she was getting ready to pull the teeth out of his shoulder.

“This will sting a bit but I need to do this to heal you.” She said comfortingly and surprisingly calm.

“I understand. Do what you got to do.” He said.

She began pulling out the timber wolf teeth out of the colt’s shoulder. To her surprise he didn’t even flinch as she slowly pulled the teeth out of his flesh.

“Y-You have a lot of scars.” She said with worry.

“Yeah…Yeah I do.” He stated emotionlessly.

She worked for 15 minutes on his shoulder.

When she got the final tooth out of his shoulder she counted a total of 21 timber wolf teeth as she set the bloody teeth in the bathroom sink. She put the tweezers back in the kit.

“We need to clean your wounds.” She said as she walked over to the bath tub and turned on the water. When she felt that the water was at the right temperature she put the drain plug in the drain and let the tub slowly fill.

“This isn’t necessary.” The young colt said.

“Y-Yes it is, the only way to treat you for the timber wolf poison is with a special medicine Zecora made. You have to bath in it and wash yourself with it. I-It’s the least I can do for you saving me.” The shy are said.

“Isn’t there any other way.” The colt groaned.

“I-I could take y-you to the hospital. The have the medicine in a form that can be injected.” She said.

“On second thought, this is fine.” Deathstroke said. Deathstroke had no problems with getting a shot, but he figured that going to the hospital would be a sure fire way to be found out by the guards.

“Okay then. I’ll go get the medicine then.” She said quietly with a smile on her face as she turned off the water when she saw that it was full and stepped out of the room.

The colt sighed as he took off his shorts and his eye patch and tossed them with the rest of his armor and stepped into the tub.

Deathstroke was not a man who often bothered with simple comforts. But he had to admit this did feel nice. The hot water stung at first on his wounds but after a few seconds it helped to ease the pain of his wounds and helped his body relax.

He was surprised by the size of the tub. It was huge. It took up half of the room. The bathroom was very spacious to begin with.

He figured she was an animal caretaker due to the all the animals that were wandering around the cottage. He even remembered seeing a bear. It would make sense that she would need a bathtub this size to clean her animals.

Deathstroke took this time to look at his body. He never really got the chance to examine it. He ran his fingers through his pitch black fur. It felt weird yet at the same time natural. Even though this body was different it still had his scars on it.

He had a horn and wings. The idea of being able to fly intrigued him greatly as well as the idea of performing magic at the same time. He grabbed some of his silver mane that was hanging in front of his face and looked at it for a moment before letting go of it.

The young colt grabbed a bottle of shampoo and began washing his mane.

Deathstroke’s ears twitched when he heard the door open.

The bathroom was covered in steam, the steam was so thick that even with his enhanced vision he couldn’t see through it. He figured it was Fluttershy back with the medicine.

He saw Fluttershy coming through the steam as she stood at the edge of the giant bath tub…In nothing but a tiny green towel that barely covered her at all. She held the medicinal soap in one hand and a bath sponge in the other hand.

The young colt could only stare at the beautiful mare standing in front of him.

Her breasts were at least a double EE. She had a thin waist with beautiful wide hips. She had an hour glass shape to her. She was gorgeous. Her towel barely covered her breasts, hell it barely even covered her nipples.

She had a perfect plump ass, it was perfect. It bounced with each step. Her ass was barely covered by the towel, if she moved even the slightest bit too much he would be able to see her marehood completely.

“F-Fluttershy, w-what are you doing?” Deathstroke asked, with his eyes as big as saucers and his muzzle had a faint red hue to it.

She stepped into the tub and he caught a full on view of her marehood as she stepped into the water. This caused Deathstroke to squeeze the bar of soap he was holding in his hand so hard that it flew out of his hand. The bar of soap shot around the room bouncing off the walls, it sounded like a bullet ricocheting. The bar of soap finally fell to the tile floor.

“I’m here to put the medicine on you, silly.” She said as if it were nothing.

“H-How are you not embarrassed right now!” He asked, surprised at how the shy mare was able to be so calm.

“What do mean?” She said as she tilted her head.

“You’re a little colt that I’m helping wash up and heal. Why would I be?” She said as if it were something natural.

“Shit! That’s right, in her eyes I’m a kid that she’s trying to help, that’s why she’s not embarrassed! To her she’s just helping me!” He shouted mentally.

“Besides, I need to help you scrub your back.” She said.

“I-I can do that myself.” Deathstroke said, he was so surprised that he was stuttering.

“It’s okay, I know how hard it is to scrub your back with wings in the way. Your arms are hurt and it would be painful and hard for you to apply the medicine.” She said in her usual soft voice.

The mare moved behind the young colt and put a giant glob of the medicine in her hand began to gently and very delicately rub the green medical gel into his shoulders. Fluttershy was surprised at how rock hard the young colts shoulders were. Most of his body was very muscular,fit, and toned.

Deathstroke grunted in pain at the mare’s touch on his wound at first. Fluttershy cooed that everything was going to be alright and that the pain would go away any second.

True to her word the medicine was taking affect and soon he felt no pain coming from his shoulder wound. In fact it started to feel good. Deathstroke’s face was still red from how a big breasted pony woman was massaging him.

As the mare continued to work his shoulders he couldn’t help but finding himself relax. He wasn’t sure if it was because of the massage this mare was giving him or his newly acquired instincts. He had read somewhere that foals automatically became more relaxed when their mother or a mare was nearby. Something about a herding instinct that made them feel safer and relaxed.

Even if he was relaxed. He couldn’t help but be on his guard. This mare didn’t seem like a threat, but looks can be deceiving.

After doing this for ten minutes. She then moved to his arms and began the same process.

Deathstroke kept staring at the water and hardly moved as he sat their saying nothing.

“This is weird.” He said finally breaking the silence.

“How is this weird? Family and friends do this all the time for each other. Didn’t your parents ever take care of you like this?” Fluttershy said as if it were the most normal thing in the world.

Deathstroke had noticed that these ponies were a lot more touchy-feely with each other than most humans were.

“Nope. I’ve been alone almost all of my life.” He stated simply.

Deathstroke heard the mare behind him begin sniffling.

“What is she-” Deathstroke’s thoughts were interrupted as Fluttershy pulled the young colt into a hug from behind him. It took everything in him to keep his reflexes under control and not lash out.

“Oh sweet Jesus… Those have got to be the biggest tits ever!” He thought as he felt the mare’s breasts press against the back of his head.

“…I’m so sorry Deathstroke.” She said as she held him for a moment that felt like it went on forever. When she finally let go she went back to applying the medicine into his arms. Thankfully she dropped the subject.

When she finished that she moved on to his mane despite his protest. When she finished she then moved onto his back. Still insisting that she do it.

“Just got to get your back and your wings then we’re done.” She said.

“Thank God.” He thought.

The young mare then began her work on his back and then moved on to his wings.

*POMF!*

The second she touched them they opened up and extended to their full glory in an instant.

As she washed his wings the sensation he felt was indescribable. He learned very quickly that wings were very sensitive as he felt himself getting ‘riled’ up.

Fluttershy began to straighten out his feathers and gently pull out any lose hanging feathers. He quickly realized that she was preening him.

As she kept preening his wings Deathstroke felt Deathstroke Jr come out of his sheathe and stand proudly at full attention.

Thanks to his new equine form, Deathstroke had the scare of his life the first time he had to take a piss. He thought his dick was gone until he realized that stallions have sheathes for their genitalia. Deadpool laughed for hours at Deathstroke almost panicing.

Deathstroke quickly decided that it would probably be best that he leave. As he got up he quickly grabbed a towel and wrapped it around himself.

“Where are you going? Did I do something wrong?” She asked with worry.

“No, you’ve been very helpful…Thank you.” He said going back to his emotionless tone as he tried not to stare at the mare who was wearing only a towel.

“Y-Your eye.” Fluttershy stutter as she finally saw his bad eye up close. She gently turned his head to face her so she could have a better look at his eye. That was when Deathstroke got a full on view of Fluttershy. Her towel barely able to hide her huge breasts. At that moment Deathstroke decided to put his armor on.

“I have to go.” He said quickly going for his stuff.

“B-But I still haven’t bandage your wounds yet!” She said as she got out of the tub only to accidently slip on the bar of soap on the floor and fall on top of Deathstroke.

As the two opened their eyes they realized the position they were in. They were both locked into a kiss. They stared at each other for a second before Fluttershy quickly tried to get off of him in a panic. When she moved she felt something long and hard poke her flanks. As she moved more it poked her marehood causing the both of them to gasp. She didn’t need to be a genius to figure out what it was as her wings shot up in surprise. Deathstroke’s hands had accidently landed on Fluttershy’s ass. Gripping the mare’s ass, it felt softer than silk and shapely. The flesh was so soft that it spilled between his fingers. It didn’t take him long to realize that he was grabbing the mare’s tight and perfect butt.

“EEP!” She shrieked as she jumped off of him. They both quickly scrabbled for their cloths. As they quickly finish putting on their cloths Fluttershy quickly began to apologize in a panic saying that she wasn’t trying anything.

“I-It’s okay…Let’s just vow not to tell anyone of this moment…Ever.” He said with a serious tone to which she nodded quickly.

The young colt got his armor and weapons on and made sure that they were secure. He walked to the door to leave but was stopped by Fluttershy calling him.

“Deathstroke.” Fluttershy said making Deathstroke stop in his tracks.

“What?” He said with a sigh of annoyance.

“T-Thank you for s-saving me.” Fluttershy said shyly.

The colt just stood there for a few moments silently, not evening turning to face the mare. The colt remained silent as he simply opened the door and walked out without saying a word.

Deathstroke made his way back to his campsite in the Everfree forest. As he did, he noticed that most of the timber wolf’s poison was gone from his system but he was still feeling the effects of it. The assassin could feel his healing factor working slower than normal but better than what it was earlier.

The colt could feel that he still had a cracked rib from being slammed into the ground by the giant wolf.

He knew a way to get the rest of the poison out of his system. But he hated it and it was a real pain in the ass.

When he finally got back to camp, he took a few minutes to rest and clear his thoughts.

“Why did I act like an idiot around that mare?” He said as he leaned against the tree. Deathstroke figured that it was best for him to just try and focusing on fixing his healing factor.

“This is going to suck.” Was all he said as he began to focus real hard. Deathstroke learned a little trick a long time ago when it came to his healing factor. He could force his healing factor to heal his body completely and instantly. It was very useful but it had a few drawbacks.

1) It took a lot of energy to use. Whenever he used it, it left him completely drained for hours.

2) When used it couldn’t be used again for a while. Therefore he mainly used it in emergency situations.

3) It sent him into a temporary state of animalistic insanity.

Unfortunately the two changelings from earlier thought it would be a good idea to try and kidnap Deathstroke at this moment.
The young colt’s wounds began to heal in front of the changelings’ eyes. The timber wolf poison was eliminated from his system instantly. His cracked rib along with all of his wounds healed themselves instantly. The wounds caused by the timber wolves healed as the flesh knitted itself back together. This all happened within a split second. The colt screaming the whole time.

“What the hell! Did you just see that!” The first changeling said, not able to believe what he saw.

“Holy crap, yeah!” The other changeling said as he saw the colt begin to grab his head and began thrashing around like he was losing it.

“Come on! Now’s our chance!” The first changeling said as they charged out of the bushes at the howling and screaming colt. At that moment the colt began to literally tear trees out of the ground in his insanity and throw them like they were nothing.

The two changelings skidded to a halt in fear.

“What the fuck!” The second changeling shouted in fear.

The colt’s head quickly snapped in their direction.

The colt bellowed a scream of pure rage and insanity as he charged at the two changelings. The two changelings ran. They never made it more than ten feet as the colt closed the distance.

Nopony could hear their screams as they were torn apart.

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Deadpool and Pinkie Pie were walking through the streets of Canterlot. The young alicorn and mare were smiling and talking as they walked around the city until they came across a theme park.

“Oh a theme park! Let’s go have some fun Deady!” Pinkie said with a gigantic grin.

“You got it Pinkie!” Deadpool said with a giant smile.

The two decided to ride a roller coaster. Pinkie screamed the whole time as she held Deadpool tightly, pressing his face into her breasts. The young alicorn could only laugh as the roller coaster took a fast drop which made the mare scream louder in joy and excitement.

The two went around the theme park going on rides and playing games. Deadpool won Pinkie a little teddy bear at a game of throwing a baseball at stacked bottles. Deadpool quickly realized that the game was rigged and instead of throwing a ball at the bottles, he threw a grenade instead. Nopony was hurt thankfully but the stall was history as it rained fluffy toys that the amusement park goers caught.

After two hours of fun they both left the amusement park and were both sitting at a table near an ice cream stand as they ate their ice cream.

“That was really fun deady! I haven’t been to an amusement park in a long time! Thank you for spending time with me!” Pinkie giggled.

“I’m glad you had fun Pinkie.” Deadpool said with a smile.

“I’m always happy to spend time with a bestest best friend!” Pinkie giggled. She laughed to the point she snorted a few times.

Deadpool found it adorable and cute at the same time.

The two began talking for a bit.

“Do you like to read comics?” Deadpool asked.

“Oh I love comics!” Pinkie said with glee.

“Really?” The colt said with a smirk.

“Yeppers! I love reading the power ponies and mega mare and mare-uto! I’ll read any comic I can get my hands!” She said with a laugh.

“Cool, I always read comics when I was a kid, they always made me happy and were a great way to escape reality.” Deadpool said with a smile that carried a hint of sadness.

The young mare quickly noticed this as she hugged the little colt.

“What’s wrong deady?” She asked with concern.

“Huh? Oh nothing. Just a little tired.” He said as he saw families passing by. Happily going about their business. The colt stared at the happy smiles that they had as they spent time with the ones they loved.

What’s going on? Are they having a moment again?

Yeah, from the look of things. This is a serious moment.

What the hell! The words Deadpool and serious should never be in the same sentence, ever!

Why are you getting so worked up? I think it’s good that he’s beginning to open up to Pinkie Pie.

No! I will not allow Deadpool to be serious! Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for Pinkie Pie and Deadpool ending up together! I just don’t want it to happen this way! I have to stop this!

I don’t think so. I will not let you interfere! This romance shall blossom!

You think you can stop me! I’d like to see you try bitch!

You asked for it!

OW! Hey, don’t punch me you bastard! I’m gonna get my big brother on you!

Yeah right, like you even have a big brother!

I do to have a big brother and if he was here, he’d be kicking your ass all through the multiverse!

Multiverse? What the hell are you talking about? Your brother can’t be that strong.

I’m talking about how my big brother can kick your ass!

That’s it, I’m ending this.

Wait a minute! Why do you have that Taser?

Oh, this is just to help you relax.

Wait a minute! We can talk about this! You’re supposed to be the gentleman/good side of Deadpool! Wait! Wait! AHHHHHHHH!!!

Works every time… He’s twitching a lot, maybe I should call someone…Nah, he’ll be okay.

“WOULD YOU TWO DUMB FUCKERS KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE!!!” Deadpool shouted as he pulled at his long mane in frustration. His hair was frazzled just like Twilight’s was when she thought she was tardy.

“Deady…are you okay?” Pinkie Pie asked with worry as she saw the young colt shouting at himself as he tried to tear his hair out.

The colt didn’t hear the young mare.

“Dammit I’m trying to have a moment here but you two won’t shut up! Blue! Please stop riding that dirt bike around my mind! What did you say! Don’t make me come in there!” Deadpool shouted to himself as a few ponies were staring at the insane colt.

“Deadpool!” Pinkie shouted as she gently grabbed the colt by the wrist to prevent him from hitting himself and tearing his own mane out.

“Huh?” He said as he snapped out of his internal argument.

“Who are you talking to?” She asked with worry.

“The voices in my head. Don’t worry, this happens all the time.” He said with a laugh as he went back to his ice cream, causing the ponies that were staring at him to go back to their business.

Pinkie Pie began to worry more about the young colt.

“D-Deady, you hear voices?” Pinkie asked with concern.

“Yeah! The two were dishing it out in my head a view seconds ago. I mean they were screaming and shouting the whole time.” The colt said with a smile.

“Do they every tell you to do anything bad?” She asked as her ears pressed themselves against her head.

“Sometimes, but it’s more for fun. They do tell me to do a lot of fun things!” He said with a laugh.

“How long have you heard these voices in your head?” Pinkie Pie asked.

As the colt looked into the pink party mare’s sapphire blue eyes, he saw that there was no judgment, no scrutiny in them. Just pure concern and worry.

“Ever since I’ve lost my mind years ago when I went insane.” He said.

“I’m sorry.” Pinkie Pie said with sadness as her ears splayed back against her head.

“Don’t be Pinkie, you’re not the one who did all this to me. Besides! I’m happier this way!” He said with a laugh.

“What do you mean? Why are you happy this way?” Pinkie asked with an innocent look on her face as she tilted her head in confusion.

“Because I’m always happy and I don’t have to care about things. I can do whatever I want whenever I want. Like that time I wedged a silver potato up a werewolf’s tail pipe. Man, you should have seen when that car just became nothing but a flaming fire ball of death! And I still got my silver potato back!” Deadpool said as he pulled a silver potato out of nowhere.

“Ooooh, that’s shiny!” She said.

“I know, right!” He said before putting it away. At that moment Deadpool’s eyes began to get a faraway look.

“But whenever I was alone and I had no friends around. Those voices always kept me company. They were the only thing that kept me warm those nights I sat on the streets shivering in the cold. But it taught me something. Sanity is just an anchor that ways you down. Something that people say to make themselves believe that they are normal, something that makes them believe that they fit in. When in reality it’s just a word. Sanity does not exist. Everybody is different, for sanity to actually exist we would all have to be exactly the same mentally. But that is impossible. We are all unique creatures that are who we are. So who is to say who is sane and insane?” Deadpool said with a melancholic smile as he cupped Pinkie Pies face in his hand very gently, causing the mare to blush as his face was mere inches from her faces.

“W-Wow…That was very deep Deady.” Pinkie Pie said with a blush.

“That’s what she said.” Deadpool said with a sly grin as he gently let her face go.

Pinkie and Deadpool both busted out into laughter at the joke.

As the laughter died down Pinkie looked at the colt.

“You know you can tell me anything right? I am your friend.” She said with worry.

“You’ve said that before Pinkie. But don’t worry, I know and thank you…You’re going to ask me some questions aren’t you?” He said with a laugh.

“Yeppers.” She said with a smile.

“Okay.” He said as he took another bite form his ice cream.

“Why are you and your brother always trying to hurt each other?” She asked.

“That’s how we bond with each other!” Deadpool said with a laugh.

“Why don’t you let us help you and take you to Princess Celestia? The Princess is really nice, she just wants to help you” She asked with a kind smile.

“Because it’s much more fun this way! Besides, I don’t trust her.” He said with a laugh.

“Why don’t you trust the Princess? She’s very nice!” She asked in confusion.

“She may be nice but she is a politician, therefore… I DON’T TRUST HER!!!” He stated.

“Besides, the nobles practically have her in the palm of their hands. She needs to start thinking on her own. She needs to tell the bad nobles to fuck off and actually listen to the good nobles.” He said.

“Little colt’s shouldn’t use naughty words like that!” Pinkie Pie said trying to be serious.

“Oh, if you think that’s naughty, then you should see the other naughty things I can do with my tongue.” The young alicorn colt said as he wiggled his tongue in a suggestive way. This caused the mare to blush very hard as she went back to her ice cream.

“You shouldn’t say things like that.” Pinkie muttered.

The two finished their ice creams and began to walk out of the ice cream shop and onto the streets of Canterlot.

“Thank you for being friends with Spike.” Pinkie said with a smile as they walked down the cobbled streets of the city.

“No problem Pinkie Pie, Spike’s a good kid. He needs some friends.” Deadpool said with a smile.

As they both walked down the street someone shoved the two out of the way. Deadpool stumbled back a little. But Pinkie Pie fell on her butt.

“Owie.” Pinkie said as Deadpool helped her up.

“You okay Pinkie?” Deadpool asked with worry.

“Yeah, I’m okay. I just hurt my tushie is all.” The mare said as she rubbed her flanks in pain.

“Serves you right for getting in my way peasant.” Said the stallion that bumped into the two. Deadpool had a good idea on who it was. When he looked up he saw a blonde haired stallion with white fur. His cloths looked expensive but tacky while his mane looked like it had been styled for hours.

“Hey Blue Balls! Get the fuck back here and apologize to my friend you son of a bitch ass turkey fucker!” Deadpool said with anger as he faced the stallion.

“How dare you speak to me like that you filthy peasant I am prince Blueblood and I-”

*SMACK!!!*

“Ah shut up!!!” Deadpool said as he back handed the pompous prince, interrupting him.

“I’m an alicorn, so that makes me your boss or something!” Deadpool shouted in anger.

“W-What, you’re an alicorn!” Blueblood said in shock as he put his hand to his now bruised cheek. When the prince saw both the pair of wings and the horn on the colt his eyes went wide.

“No! It can’t be! I demand you stop this instant! You are not worthy of being a member of royalty!” Blueblood shouted in anger only to be kicked directly in the stomach and sent flying backwards into a brick wall.

Deadpool then turned towards Pinkie Pie.

“Come on Pinkie, I’m taking you home.” Deadpool said as he grabbed the mare’s hand and teleported himself and her back to Sugar Cube Corner.

“I had fun with you Pinkie Pie. We should hang out again. But right now I got to go kick Blueblood’s ass. See ya!” Deadpool said.

“Hey! I still haven’t thrown you and Deathstroke a party yet!” Pinkie pouted.

“Don’t worry! You will, just plan it for after we whip Chrysalis’s ass.” Deadpool said with a smile.

“Okie Dokie Loki!” Pinkie said with a gigantic smile.

Deadpool then teleported back to Canterlot.

“Ok Blueballs, I’m really pissed off right now!” Deadpool said in anger.

“I-I don’t care who you are, but I will teach you what happens when you mess with me!” Blueblood said in rage as he turned to his bodyguards.

“Kill that brat!” Blueblood shouted as ten big burly bodyguards dressed in blue armor charged at the colt with swords.

“I’m going to kill you bastards! I’ll show you what happens when you lay a hand on my friends!” Deadpool said with a giant manic grin as his mane became slightly frazzled as his insanity sky rocketed.

“You think you can kill us! Don’t make me laugh!” One of the bodyguards shouted as he lunged at the colt. Deadpool simply grabbed one of the swords on his back and drew it so fast that it was nothing but a blur.

The stallion ran past the colt and came to a stop. Deadpool simply pulled out a second sword and inspected it out of boredom as the stallion behind him body fell to the ground split directly down the middle.

The other body guards gave battle cries as they lunged at the colt. Deadpool moved at such speed that the four guards he just sliced to tiny pieces passed from this world to the next without even knowing they died.

The colt sheathed his swords and drew a pistol and fired five well placed shots that all found there marks in the five remaining bodyguards skulls. As their heads exploded, Blueblood was terrified at the colt’s combat prowess.

The prince tried to run only for a knife to land straight into the wall right in front of his face.

“Where do you think you’re going?” Deadpool said with a laugh.

“W-Wait a minute! What are you going to do to me?! I-I’ll pay you if you let me go?!” Blueblood pleaded only for Deadpool to aim his gun at the prince’s leg and pull the trigger. A bang rang out as the bullet tore through the stallion’s left leg. Blueblood screamed at the top of his lungs.

“Whoops! I thought the safety was on- Ah who am I kidding, I knew the whole time!” The young colt said with a laugh.

“You fucking psychopath!” The stuck up prince screamed as he fell to the ground clutching his leg in pain. Deadpool walked over to the prince and crouched down next to him.

“You see, that’s the thing. I am a psychopath and I’m only going to say this once. Don't you ever lay a hand on Pinkie Pie or the other elements of harmony. Otherwise…” Deadpool then pressed a hoof on the stallion’s wounded leg, causing him to scream.

“I’ll make you my bitch for the rest of your fucking life. But we both know you’re going to do that anyway. Quite frankly I’m going to enjoy hurting you mainly because I’ve always hated your character Blueblood.” Deadpool said with a sadistic grin.

“I’ll get you for this! I swear it!” Blueblood said through gritted teeth.

“I was hoping you would say that.” Deadpool said as he pulled out a pair of brass knuckles out of nowhere and slipped them onto his hands and began walking towards the now terrified stallion.

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Celestia was almost done with day court. Only an hour remained until she was through for the day. Celestia hated having to deal with these pompous nobles. Not all of the nobles were bad, some of them were even good. But a good portion of them were complete idiots that thought they were better than everypony else just because of a stupid title or wealth.

She wished there was some excuse to end day court early, any excuse at all. She was still very tired from trying to find the two alicorn colts. She was worried about Luna. It took an hour before she could get Luna to stop screaming. She had no idea what Luna saw but she intended to get to the bottom of it.

At that moment a bright flash filled the room as Blueblood was teleported into the middle of the room. He hit the ground with a thud. He was bound and gagged with rope and duct tape. He was covered in bruises and blood. Everypony gasped in shock.

Attached to him was a note along with a video camera. As the guards took Prince Blueblood to the castle infirmary, Celestia held both the note and the camera in her hand. She couldn’t believe what was happening.

She read the note.

Dear Fat Ass Cake Gobbler,

You better keep this piece of shit in line, I can deal with him coming after me or Deathstroke, but when he goes after Pinkie Pie or the other elements of harmony then he’s taken things way too far! Anyway, he sent his bodyguards to kill me. It was hilarious when how he thought his pathetic bodyguards thought they even had a chance. So him and I had a little fun. He screamed like a little bitch way before I even beat the living shit out of him. You should have seen him screaming “Oh Celestia no!” or “Please! I’m sorry!”. Oh and don’t worry, Pinkie Pie wasn’t around when I killed Blueball’s bodyguards and beat the shit out of him. I teleported her back to Sugar Cube corner before this all happened.

Oh and for the record, what I did was self-defense…This time. From this point on I’m going to make Blueblood my bitch. For the record you have no say in the matter. Not that you ever did to begin with.

Also, if you don’t believe me on the self-defense thing then take a look at the video camera.

Sincerely, Deadpool the Merc with the Mouth!

P.S.

I’ll be sending you the corpses of his lackeys in 3…2…1.

At that moment ten corpses appeared in the room with a bright flash and fell to the floor with sickening splats. Blood splattered everywhere, all over Celestia, the guards, and the nobles who were now screaming in terror.

Celestia began to throw up. When she managed to stop after a few minutes of nonstop vomiting, she ran to her bedroom. When she managed to calm down after a few minutes, she looked at the footage on the video camera.

The footage showed Pinkie Pie and Deadpool walking through the streets of Canterlot. Then Blueblood came along and shoved the two of them out of the way. Pinkie fell to the ground only for Deadpool to help her up. Deadpool then grabbed Pinkie Pie and teleported the both of them away. Deadpool reappeared seconds later by himself. She saw Blueblood ordered his personal guard to kill the little colt only for the colt to kill them all and then proceed to brutally beat and torture Blueblood. As the video ended a logo flashed by on the screen of a little chibi Deadpool that read ‘This was a Deadpool production’.

Celestia couldn’t believe what she just saw. She felt like throwing up again.

She knew Blueblood was bad, but to try and kill a little colt! This was unacceptable!

But what Deadpool did was scary. He killed those guards without any hesitation. He even laughed and smiled at their deaths.

She had to find this colt.

Author's Note

Hello everypony! I am SO sorry for the long wait for this chapter. As I wrote the chapter it just got bigger and bigger to the point that I had to split it into 3 chapters!

Also there was the fact that I was getting pictures for this fic commissioned.

So what do you think of the picture that I got commissioned by this guy:

http://americandork.deviantart.com/

This guys art skills is phenomenal!!!

I'm definitely going to keep going to him for commissioning pictures for my fics!

Also, there's an upcoming surprise in the third chapter that will be uploaded today. A real shocking surprise!

Also, a big shout out to Xinrick and qazse for helping me out with ideas for the story.

Also, another big shout out to my new editor HydraLightning!

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