Edited by HydraLightning

“Deathstroke please!”

“No.”

“But the Princess knows what she’s doing! You have to trust her!”

“I said no.”

“But-”

“No Twilight, just no. I am not one of her subjects nor am I even a citizen of this country. Besides, Celestia is nothing but a minor annoyance.” Deathstroke said as he continued to walk away with Twilight trailing behind him frantically.

“But Deathstroke, Celestia sent me a letter saying she needs to talk to you and Deadpool! You both revealed your existence on live international television and now the whole kingdom is in an uproar! A lot of different kingdoms and countries as well as rulers want to meet you!” She explained.

Deathstroke stopped in his tracks and turned to face Twilight.

“You think I care about that? I’m an assassin for Christ sake? Since when have I ever cared what authority figures think of me? Besides, that was all Deadpool’s fault.” He said very calmly as he tried to figure out how to convince Twilight to drop the subject.

“But she’s a princess and you’re an alicorn, that automatically makes you a prince! You should be working together! Wait a minute, what do you mean that you’re not even a citizen?” She asked.

“Just what I said. I’m from another country, don’t you remember?” He said.

“Oh, that’s right. Sorry about that.” She said sheepishly before she continued her rant.

“But still! You and your brother are the first male alicorns in history! You guys belong in Equestria! You could help revolutionize the country!” She ranted.

“No thank you.” He said in a somewhat mocking tone.

“But-”

“Dear God, you're almost as bad as Batman when it comes to hunting me!” Deathstroke groaned.

“Batman? Who’s that? Is he a bat pony?” She asked the mercenary who just decided to go along with the mare’s rantings if it would get her off his back.

“Oh God. Yes. Fine. He’s a bat pony. But he’s also the world’s greatest detective and a very skilled combatant.” He said with a groan, just letting her believe what she wanted if it got her to be quiet.

“Wait! Your friends with a bat pony? This is great!” She said happily.

…What the hell, I have to ask. He thought to himself.

“Why is this a good thing?” He asked.

“Because, you can convince him and the other bat ponies to talk to Celestia and give her a chance!” She said excitedly.

“…What?”

“Well… You see bat ponies don’t really trust princess Celestia… At all.”

“Any particular reason why?” He asked.

“Well, Princess Luna watched out for the bat ponies for over two thousand years but when the nightmare moon incident happened, they hated Celestia for banishing Luna to the moon. She’s tried to talk to them for over a thousand years but they refuse to talk to her at all. Even to this day she is not allowed to even set foot on their lands under… Harsh consequences.” Twilight explained.

Deathstroke listened closely before answering.

“Well it seems that she’s been paying for her own arrogance.” He said in the calm yet cynical tone that he always used with Robin and the Teen Titans.

“What! How can you say that?” She asked.

“She ignored her sister when she needed her most, she was too busy to think about the repercussions. Not only did she lose her sister, but she also lost a very powerful ally.” He explained calmly.

“B-But-”

“Let me guess. When Luna goes to see the bat ponies, they probably throw her a giant celebration and welcome her with open arms?” He added.

“Yes. While I am happy for Princess Luna, it effects Celestia very badly. They treat her like she is some kind of Pyrrha.” Twilight added.

“Her problem, not mine. We all got to pay our dues. She’s learning what it was like for her sister.” He answered. (1)

Before Twilight could even say anything, Deathstroke eyed a stallion, pulled out his beretta and chambered a round. The stallion in question ran when he realized the colt spotted him.

“What was that?” Twilight asked.

“Government Agent.” As he holstered his gun.

Twilight sighed. This was not an uncommon sight. After seeing the colt's combat skills, all the guards were too afraid to even approach him.

Deathstroke and Deadpool made it some kind of sick sport to scare the guards senseless whenever they tried to sneak up on them.

“I still can’t believe that you two were camping out in the Everfree Forest. That place is dangerous, you two could have been killed!” Twilight shouted.

“Amazingly enough, predators tend to stay clear of you when you kill most of them and make their skin into fine leather combat boots.” He said looking down at his ‘new’ boots.

Twilight turned green at the statement.

After composing herself she looked at the tall colt in front of her.

“What happened at the school and the hospital? It’s been the talk of the town.” The unicorn asked.

“Deadpool. Deadpool happened.” He said as he remembered the events of yesterday.

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*Flashback*

Deadpool and Deathstroke were sitting in class while Miss Cheerilee was giving a lecture.

“Come on!” Deadpool whined.

“No.”

“But I’m bored!” The insane colt continued to beg.

“I said no!” Deathstroke ordered while trying to keep his voice down.

“Why can’t we just skip class!”

“Because we have to blend in and you were the one who got us into this situation.” Deathstroke sighed.

This seemed to shut Deadpool up for a bit surprisingly.

Miss Cheerilee at this point finished her lecture and looked around the room.

“Any questions children?” She asked.

Deadpool raised his hand.

“Yes Deadpool?”

“When do we get to the hookers!” He asked. Cheerilee almost face faulted at hearing this.

“That is not an appropriate topic for a young colt to be talking about!” She scolded.

“So, no hookers then?”

“No!” She answered.

“Bored now!” Deadpool said before pulling out a gun and putting it under his chin and pulling the trigger.

*BANG!*

Deadpool’s brains splattered all over the place. Students were screaming and crying. Cheerilee was screaming at the top of her lungs as she saw the young colt just commit suicide.

Deathstroke on the other hand was sighed in annoyance.

“3...2...1.” He counted.

The school bell rang showing that it was time for lunch.

Deadpool leapt up from the pool of blood, completely healed and alright. Everypony was so stunned that they fell silent.

“Yippee! Lunch!” Deadpool laughed as he ran outside of the school house and sat down at a bench. He pulled a lunch box filled to the brim with Chimichangas and began chowing down on them.

Miss Cheerilee stood with her mouth agape, staring at the blonde colt.

“How the hell is he up and walking? He was dead a few seconds ago!” She thought before shaking herself out of her stupor.

She ran out of the schoolhouse and after Deadpool.

“I can’t even have a moment's peace with that son of a bitch, can I?” Deathstroke asked himself.

“NOPE!” Deadpool answered with a laugh.

“Deadpool! How are you alive?!” She asked in panic.

“Huh? Oh, my healing factor takes care of that.” He said as if it were nothing as he bit into his chimichanga.

“We need to get you to a hospital right now!” She shouted with worry.

“Nah, I’m good.” He waved his hand dismissively.

But Cheerilee would have none of that. She picked up the young colt and flung him over her shoulder as if he were light as a feather.

“Damn girl, you lift?” He asked.

She ignored the question as she ran down the dirt road leading to the hospital.

Teleporting out of her grip, Deadpool ran from her, laughing the whole way.

For ten minutes, she chased the little colt. When she finally managed to get lucky and tackle him, they both teleported.

As they reappeared they found themselves in the hospital, After the doctors examined the little alicorn they found nothing wrong with him.

“Ma’am, there is nothing wrong with the colt. He seems fine to me. Are you sure you aren’t just seeing things? Maybe you’re not feeling well.” One of the doctors said.

“B-But I, h-he-” She tried to explain but was quickly interrupted by the colt.

“Don’t worry candy ass, I got this.” He said as he slapped the mare’s perfect ass making her ‘eep!’ in surprise.

“You see you bunch of quacks, she’s actually telling the truth! I got bored and killed myself!” Deadpool said with a smile.

“That’s impossible, how are you still talking let alone standing here alive?” One female doctor asked.

“Healing factor. I can heal from just about anything in just a matter of seconds!” He smiled.

“That’s impossible!” She said.

“No, it’s not!” He said.

“Yes, it is!” The doctor countered.

“No, it’s not!”

“Yes, it is. Please stop lying.” The doctor countered, making the little colt angry at being called a liar.

Deadpool pulled out a pistol and pressed it to his temple and pulled the trigger.

Blood and brain matter splatter across the doctors making everyone scream in horror as the teenager’s body falls to the ground with a splat.

…Only to jump back up a few seconds later.

“Tadaa!” He says with his arms spread and doing jazz hands.

All of the doctors were silent in shock for a moment before they all began shouting.

“HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?” One doctor shouted.

“IMPOSSIBLE!” Another screamed.

“WHAT THE FUCK!” Another yelled.

“It’s really simple actually. I got science drunk one night when we met up in the bar and I bent him over the table and fucked him!” Deadpool said as if it were common knowledge.

“But if it makes you feel better, then I’ll be sure to buy science dinner the next time I have a three way with him and reality.” The colt said as he began walking out of the room only for a group of guards to stand in his way.

“We’ve been looking everywhere for you. You’re not getting away.” The guard mares said.

Deadpool pulled a rubber chicken out of nowhere and swung it around like a nunchuk.

“Don’t make me slap you with my cock!” He shouted.

“What the fu-”

“Hiya!” Deadpool battle cried as he charged in, slapping the mare in the face with the rubber chicken with such a force that she went flying back into another guard, knocked out from the blow. Deadpool threw punches and kicks all over the place as he knocked out the guards.

He black flipped over to Miss Cheerilee, grabbed her, dipped her back and locked lips with the attractive teacher.

The mare’s eyes shot wide open in shock as the colt’s tongue wrestled with hers.

He stood her back up and teleported away. Only to teleport back a few seconds later and pull a chimpanzee out of nowhere and set him down.

“You know what to do Bobo.” He said to the chimpanzee.

The chimp took a kung fu stance before leaping into battle.

“Well, my work here’s done!” Deadpool laughed before teleporting away.

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“Why can’t anything be simple with Deadpool.” Twilight sighed. But she was very amazed by the fact that both colts were able to heal so fast, especially Deadpool.

“Tell me about it.” Deathstroke agreed.

“That’s not the only thing that’s been talked about. You and Deadpool have been appearing all over the news!” The unicorn shouted.

“Don’t know what you’re talking about?” Deathstroke smirked.

“Yes you do!” Twilight pulled out a dozen wanted posters.

“These are some of the most dangerous criminals in Equestria! Why are you going after them!” Twilight ranted.

“They had huge bounties.” He said as if it were obvious.

“That’s not right! I mean it’s good they’ve been stopped, but you and Deadpool could have been hurt or worse!” She continued.

“Twilight, I know what I’m doing. I’ve been a professional assassin for years.” Deathstroke answered.

Deadpool and Deathstroke had taken out Equestria’s most wanted as well as a few international criminals. Thanks to Deadpool’s teleportation, they were both able to nab them all within a week and turn them in. Their hideouts were pretty obvious and easy to find considering the buildings they were hiding in practically screamed evil lair. It was an easy payday. Or so Deathstroke thought.

While Deathstroke was the silent assassin who killed his targets without ever tripping an alarm or being noticed or seen, Deadpool was a different story. Unfortunately, Deadpool’s idea of stealth was 255 pounds of C4 going off while running around using a minigun while dressed as a showgirl…In front of news crews! Not the weirdest thing the insane maniac assassin has done but annoying nonetheless.

“And you find nothing wrong with that sentence?” She questioned.

“Nope.” Deathstroke said, popping the ‘p’.

“That’s not normal and conducive for a growing colt! It’s not right and it’s not safe!” Twilight shouted.

“I know what I’m doing.” He sighed.

“And that’s what disturbs me. You shouldn’t know anything about being a mercenary or assassination techniques.” She said as she managed to calm herself down. Trying to be serious yet caring.

“You know, you could retire. With how much you and Deadpool made from those bounties, you’re both richer than Celestia and Luna.” She said, still trying to wrap her head around how that was possible.

“You and Deadpool can retire from this type of life, live your lives, grow up. Fall in love, start herds, and have little foals of your own.” She explained.

Deathstroke had tried to live the life of a family man, but it didn’t work out well for him. The loss of his eye was a constant reminder of that.

“Ponies have been talking about how they saw you fighting Deadpool again.” She said.

“You’re damn right he did! He even used some black magic to summon up a giant ghostly skeleton hand to smash me into the ground! Thanks for the extra hand buddy, but I have a rule against another guy helping me whack it!” The very distinct voice of Deadpool said as he appeared next to him.

“What!” Twilight shrieked.

“Oh, look at the time! We have to be somewhere where we won’t be interrogated!” Deadpool said as he looked at his watch.

“Don’t you even-”

“Remember! Reality’s an illusion, the universe is a hologram! Buy gold, bye!” Deadpool laughed as he put a hand on Deathstroke’s shoulder and teleported away.

“Dammit!!!” Twilight shouted.

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*Later that Night*

Deathstroke and Deadpool were at Cheerilee’s house, the teacher was taking care of them. Despite Deathstroke trying to tell the mare that he could take care of himself, she wouldn’t buy it. Turns out she was naturally a very motherly mare. For the past few days they had been staying here, the two colts being ‘given what they so desperately needed, a stable home’ was how Cheerilee put it.

The two colts were sitting in the room they now shared.

“So, what ya working on” Deadpool asked as he spun his pistol on his finger as he watched Deathstroke working on what appeared to be a robot.

“Just something I’ve used in the past against a group of teens.” He said as he pressed a tool against the circuitry, causing small sparks to fly.

“Oh my God is that what I think it is!” Deadpool smiled insanely at all the possibilities.

“I’ve made a few. I have one that looks like you as well as me that are fully functional. I was thinking of sending a message to Celestia and Luna as well as her whole court.” Deathstroke explained.

“I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW!” Deadpool shouted.

“What are you two doing in there!” Cheerilee shouted from her bedroom.

“Nothing!” Deathstroke shouted back.

“GIVING EACH OTHER REACH AROUNDS!!!” Deadpool shouted only for Deathstroke to kick Deadpool in the nuts.

*CRUNCH!!!*

“AAAHHH!!! Take a joke asshole!” Deadpool said in a high squeaky voice.

“Go to sleep you two! Young colts need their sleep!” Cheerilee said.

Surprisingly enough the two remained silent. Deathstroke was honestly surprised that Deadpool shut his mouth for more than 2 seconds.

They heard the sound of Cheerilee rustling in her sheets as she laid back down in her bed.

Eventually the two heard her breathing soften, letting them know that she was sleeping soundly.

“So how do you work these things?” Deadpool asked giddily.

“This.” Deathstroke said as he jammed a syringe into the insane colt’s neck.

“Agh! Asshole!” Deadpool hissed.

“It’s a microchip that lets you control and see, hear, and know whatever the robot is doing. It lets you control it fully with your thoughts. Now we just need to get them there.” Deathstroke explained in his low yet smooth voice. (2)

“Sweet! You let me handle getting them there!” Deadpool smiled insanely as he rubbed his hands together eagerly.

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*Canterlot – A few minutes later*

It was a political nightmare. Nobles and ambassadors were demanding to know where the two colts were and why Celestia lied to them. However, no matter what she said they looked at her with suspicion and, believing that she was lying.

“The colts are currently somewhere in Ponyville.” Celestia sighed as she was trying to gain control of the situation.

“Nobody likes a liar Celestia.” A cold yet smooth voice said.

“WHO GOES THERE! SHOW THY SELF!” Luna shouted using her Royal Canterlot voice.

“No need to shout moon cheeks! But on the other hand, I think it’s sexy.” A giddy voice said only for Luna to feel a hard smack against her perfectly shaped ass. Causing her to ‘EEP!’ loudly.

Before either Princess could turn around, two young, well built colts walked past them and into their field of vision.

Dear Gods! How did they get behind us without us even sensing them! How long have they been there!

The two immortal sisters thought in panic at how easily they snuck past their guards. They were so stunned that by the time they regained their senses, the two colts were already in the center of the room.

“So, you wanted us.” Deathstroke began menacingly.

“Now you have us!” Deadpool finished in a sing-song voice.

Everyone was stunned and scared into silence.

But after a minute the silence was broken.

“You have been the talk of the world, young ones.” A young Griffiness said.

“So we have.” Deathstroke answered.

“Were have you two been?” Celestia asked.

“It’s ‘where’ and we’ve been globe hopping a bit… Dammit Axel, you’re a college student and yet you still make typos like this. How can you call yourself a writer!” Deadpool ranted. Though confusing everyone with the typo part.

“We can see that. The question is why!” Luna demanded.

“Since I don’t have my usual clientele, I decided to use this time to make a name for myself here in this new and uncharted territory. Unfortunately, there were only weaklings for me to fight.” Deathstroke answered.

“Why did you not answer our summons?” Luna demanded.

“Simple really, you have no authority over me.” Deathstroke answered without even facing her.

“How dare you, we are the princess of the-”

Deathstroke never let her finish as he pressed a button on his wrist that played a recording of the Joker’s laugh.

“HAHAHAHAHA!!!” The laugh echoed.

Luna immediately began panicking for a moment as she looked around the room in fear.

“It seems that dream still haunts you.” Deathstroke smirked under his mask.

“That was no dream! That was evil incarnate!” Luna shouted in fear.

“Geez lady, get a hold of yourself. I fought him multiple times. You don’t see me crying.” The one-eyed colt mocked.

Celestia grabbed Luna’s hand, trying to comfort her. After a moment it worked.

“I think we got off on the wrong hoof Deathstroke.” Celestia said as she walked down the steps from her throne.

Deathstroke ignored her as he began talking to the court of nobles.

“I’m not some pawn for you or your pathetic princesses to use. I don’t give a damn about your causes, your wants, your dreams, or your greed. You could be dead for all I care. I came to make it clear that I am not some pup you can command or beckon to do your bidding.” Deathstroke said in a cold tone.

“The only time you can tell me what to do is when you hire me for a contract.” He added.

“So it is true, you’re both assassins?” One ambassador asked to which the one-eyed colt nodded.

“Interesting.” The ambassador said as he thought about how useful the young assassin could be if he hired him and his brother.

“There is no need for you to follow that line of work anymore my little pony. You are safe and among friends.” Celestia tried to convince the colt.

“Yeah, you say that while we’re in a room filled with politicians and nobles.” Deadpool remarked.

“You do not understand the potential that you have! Your decisions will shape Equestria’s future!’ Luna said with urgency.

“Just because we have a horn and wings? Really? That’s a little tribalistic, don’t you think?” Deadpool said.

“WHAT!? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT?!” Celestia shrieked in horror at the implications.

“I don’t know, but maybe it has to do with the fact that the only princesses you have are all alicorns!” Deadpool shouted.

“I’ll have you know my mother was a proud pickle! I will not stand by and have you insult her and my proud heritage!!!” Deadpool shouted in rage.

“I assure you I am not a tribalist in any way, shape, or form!” Celestia shouted as she saw that all eyes were on her and her sister.

“Your status as royalty means nothing to me. I just came here to tell you that if you keep sending guards after me, then I’ll be sending them back in body bags and anyone who comes after me or sends others after me will be blacklisted from my services. You want to hire me, fine. But cross me and you die. Simple as that.” Deathstroke said glaring at the two princesses.

“But to show you all that there are no hard feelings. We’re going to help you with your little bug problem!” Deadpool smiled insanely.

Before anyone could say anything the two colts jumped into action. Deathstroke lunges at one of the griffon ambassadors and sliced the hen’s head off before her body guards could even react. Deadpool teleported behind a minotaur ambassador twisted his neck 180 degrees, snapping his neck.

Bodyguards were drawing weapons and ready to kill the colts. Guards were moving into action. Many saying this was an act of war. Nobles and ambassadors were quick to put as much distance between them and the colts. The colts never flinched.

But before anyone could do anything the bodies of the two dead ambassadors’ bodies where covered in green flames and quickly changed into the bodies of two dead changelings. Gasps were heard as they realized that Chrysalis’s forces had infiltrated the castle.

“The ambassadors are in cocoons in the broom closet down the hall.” Deathstroke said to the bodyguards who quickly ran down the castle halls to get their wards.

“Well there you have it ladies and gentle colts! We also do parties. Contact us and we’ll handle your problems. For a fuck ton of cash of course! Sexy thicc mares are also accepted as well!”

“Well time to go!” Deadpool said as he sheathed his sword.

Both sisters were too shocked to even say anything. Luna was furious, not at the colts. But at the fact that Equestria’s defenses and military forces have gotten so laxed that intruders were able to infiltrate and even kidnap the ambassadors that have come to their lands. How far had Celestia let the defenses of the kingdom slip while she was gone for the past millennium?

“H-How?! How were you able to find them when we didn’t even sense them with the spells we put up?!” Celestia asked in a shaky voice.

“I’ve fought mass murdering psychopaths, the world’s greatest detective, and a guy who can tear the world in half with his bare hands if he wanted to. I’ve learned a few things.” The one eyed colt replied.

“Y-Yes, Twilight has mentioned the earth pony colt who is able to fly and do the impossible.” Celestia said terrified at the thought of one so young with such power. The way he was described was as if he was a god.

“What about the one known as Batman?” An ambassador, a bat pony asked.

“He is the world’s greatest detective. Trained and mastered over 120 forms of combat. Though he is younger than me, he is a deadly combatant despite his rule of never killing.” He said.

“A young colt able to do that? Where is he now?” A bat pony ambassador said.
“Last I checked, gotham city.” Deathstroke said before turning to say something to Luna.

“By the way, Batman has fought that ‘Evil Incarnate’ as you call him, on a regular basis. Way more times than I ever have. Not once has he ever flinched or showed an ounce of fear when taking him on.” Deathstroke said with a smirk under his mask.

And just like that the two of them teleported away. Leaving the two alicorns and royal court speechless.

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*The next day at school*

Deathstroke and Deadpool were sitting at their desks getting ready for the day. The two knew that Chrysalis was tired of her peons getting slaughtered by them. So she was going to send a huge force to drag them kicking and screaming. Or so she thought.

“How many do you think she’s sending?” Deadpool asked.

“Probably 50 to 100. Somewhere in that range. Considering that this society is medieval mixed with modern it’s not uncommon to send huge forces since the weapons are not as advanced as ours. With a gun we’re able to take on a huge force of opponents since they mainly use swords and sometimes magic.” Deathstroke answered. (3)

“Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if they still lined up on battlefields in huge lines and formations facing each other. But, it would let me use my bazooka. My record for kills in one shot is currently 29.” Deadpool laughed.

“You set up the traps?” The insane assassin asked.

“Yes, I know I can’t trust you with them. You probably blow yourself up trying to use a microwave.” The one eyed colt said.

“11 times actually.” Deadpool said casually.

Deathstroke gave Deadpool a deadpan stare for a moment before speaking.

“You’re a fucking idiot.”

“Hey! Hey! Hey! Just because it took me 9 years to graduate preschool, does not mean I’m stupid!” Deadpool shouts.

“That’s exactly what it means! Preschool isn’t even a requirement! How you failed that is beyond me, but not surprising.” Deathstroke sighed in annoyance.

“Settle down you two, class is about to begin.” Cheerilee said as she walked in ready to begin the lesson.

The two sat down at their desks ready for the day.

The day went on as usual Cheerilee lectured on the day’s lessons.

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*A few hours later*

The young colts were bored out of their minds but they managed to stay focused. Well, at least Deathstroke was staying focused.

“When do we get to kill the mooks?” Deadpool whispered impatiently.

“When they attack.” Deathstroke said as he felt his patience wearing thin.

“But I want to kill them now!” Deadpool whined.

“Shut the hell up.” Deathstroke ordered.

“But come on! Deadpool want killy, killy, stabby, stabby!” Deadpool whined even louder.

Deathstroke slowly pulled out his combat knife that was on his hip and was about to stab the bane of his existence only for his plans to be interrupted.

“What are you two doing? You’ve both been talking-” Cheerilee began only to be interrupted by the sound of buzzing.

“What is that noise?” She asked.

“The sound of future organ donors that are about to make some very generous donations.” Deadpool said as he hopped up and reached into the crotch of his pants and pulled out an assault rifle out of nowhere.

Deathstroke checked his M4 Carbine that he had hidden on himself and chambered a round.

“Changelings are attacking. Keep everyone inside. We'll come back for you all when we’re done killing them.” He said as he began to walk out of the school house.

“Wait, you’re supposed to stay inside! You can’t-” The two shut the door behind them, Deadpool locked the door behind him.

“Sorry can’t hear you! Too busy kicking ass and looking good while doing it!” Deadpool shouted as Cheerilee pounded on the door, shouting angrily for them to open the door and come back where it’s safe only for the two alicorn colts to ignore her.

“FINALLY! It’s only been a week or so but it feels like years! I can’t wait to finally shoot my load at these fuckers!” Deadepool said as he heard the sound of buzzing getting louder and louder.

“I’m going to teach this bug bitch what happens when you try to fuck me over.” Deathstroke growled as he saw a small army of changelings flying at the village. The second the changelings saw them they all began to fly towards them.

“Grab the bug spray bitches because the exterminator is in town!” Deadpool laughed as he and Deathstroke both opened fire at the swarm of changelings.

The bug-like creatures all flew in perfect unison like a school of fish, changing directions in an attempt to confuse the colts. (4)

The endless gunfire causes changelings to fall out of the swarm dead. The two assassins never let up on their assault as the group of insectoids fired bolts of magic as they tried to hit the colts with spells and blasts. But the two kept dodging and firing their rifles as they slaughtered any and all enemies that came at them. The changelings, seeing that this was not working, broke formation, and all attacked at once, hoping to overwhelm the two.

The two assassins were back to back as they continued to gun down changeling after changeling until the swarm got so close that they had no choice but to move as the swarm slammed into the ground where they stood.

Deathroke flipped over a changeling that flew at him and drew his sword at such great speed that it sliced the insectoid’s head in half horizontally. He flipped the blade so he was grabbing it in a reverse grip and stabbed it into a changeling that was coming up behind him. Impaling its heart before ripping it out, splattering green blood everywhere.

He slung his rifle over his back and drew his pistol. With his pistol in one hand and a sword in the other he charged forward.

Deadpool was laughing as he flipped around with his katanas in hand and butchered his enemies to pieces.

“Today Janet we have this brand spanking new kitchen appliance by the name of Deadpool! It slices, it dices! It can make French fries and coleslaw in seventy different ways!” Deadpool said as if he were the host of a shopping network channel.

He sliced two changelings’ stomachs open, their innards spilling out as they fell to the ground clutching at their guts, trying to keep their insides from falling out. The insane assassin twirled around slicing a changeling’s head off, slicing another’s throat wide open, and stabbed another 7 times in the chest before he could even react.

Deadpool backflipped into the middle of a group of changelings and began juggling live grenades.

“Come on kiddies, let’s play with Deadpool’s balls! Catch!” He said happily as he flung the grenades at multiple groups of changelings.

*BOOM!!!*

Huge explosions rocked the ground as body parts and blood was sent everywhere.

“HA! You know, if you all give up your women then I’ll only smack you all to death with your own dicks! What do you say?” The insane colt asked.

His answer was a massive barrage of blasts that filled him with holes and blew his legs off. The whole area was now a crater with smoke covering the area.

“We got him!” One of the changelings said with a smirk.

“We’re supposed to bring them back alive you idiots! Even if he’s still alive, you blew his legs off!” Another shouted in fear at what Chrysalis would do to them for failing but his fear was soon directed at a smoke covered crater. A lone figure was running towards them.

“HERE COMES STUMBY!!!” Deadpool yelled as he ran at the changelings in question on nothing but two bloody stumps where his legs used to be. His speed is faster than what it was before. Leaping through the air and latching onto one of the changelings back.

“Get off of me!” The changeling shouted.

“You’re not getting out of here a virgin.” Deadpool whispered into his ear with a psychotic face splitting grin.

“AHHH!!! GET HIM OFF OF ME! GET HIM THE FUCK OFF OF ME!!!” The changeling captain screamed as he ran around trying to get the crazy colt off of him.

“I’m going to make you squeal like a little piggy!” Deadpool laughed.

Deathstroke slammed a punch into an enemy’s face, shattering the changeling’s skull before slamming an axe kick into another enemy’s head, splitting it’s skull with the pure force of the strike. He quickly pulled out his pistol and put a bullet between a changeling’s eyes that was flying towards him. He gunned down any that came at him.

Eventually the changelings that weren’t engaged in combat with the colts saw that attacking from the air wasn’t doing any good. So, they all quickly landed on the ground and began charging at the two.

Perfect. Deathstroke thought with a smirk as he saw what the changelings were trying to do.

*BOOM!!!*

“What the hell is-”

*BOOM!*

“What’s going on!”

*BOOM!*

“We have to-”

*BOOM!!!*

“Stop! Nobody move an inch!” One of the changelings shouted.

“Looks like they found the land mines.” Deadpool said as he walked up to Deathstroke.

“Yep.” Deathstroke said as he pulled out a detonator.

“Hey, I have an idea! Why don’t we just fly and-” The changeling was cut off as Deathstroke pressed the button on the remote. Activating all of the land mines.

*BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!*

“That’s the first wave down.” The silvered hair colt said as he reloaded his pistol.

Deathstroke turned his attention to Deadpool and saw that he was sitting inside of a military jeep that was painted black with his symbol spray painted on the side of it. On top of it was a mounted M60.

Not bothering to ask how he got this car, he leapt into the back of the jeep and took hold of the machine gun.

“It’s only fair to warn you big bro! I’m technically not allowed to drive or operate a motorized vehicle in the United States of America, Canada, and Mexico. Man was Logan pissed! The X-Jet was history!” Deadpool laughed as he slammed his hoof down on the gas pedal and they both sped off into Ponyville.

Deathstroke fired the gun at any and all changeling soldiers that they came by. Some of the changelings were fighting with the Royal Guard or attacking civilians. The bullets ripped through them, sending them flying back from the high caliber gunfire. The bullets tore apart their exoskeletons and shredded their battle armor.

Deathstroke’s quick and accurate aim helped out the Royal Guards and the Civilians immensely.

“It’s pretty obvious, old bug cunt is using her red shirts to try and capture us all while distracting us from her second objective. Our hot pony waifus!” Deadpool explained as he ran over a bunch of changelings only for one of them to hit the windshield and get stuck. It’s body broken but still trying to get at the colts.

Deadpool just turned on the windshield wipers causing it to hit the bug creature in the face repeatedly.

“Try the wiper fluid.” Deathstroke said.

Deadpool hit the wiper fluid button, spraying it on the changeling and the windshield. Eventually the changeling slid off of the front of the car and under it, getting run over in the process.

“Nothing like going out on a drive and just killing indiscriminately. Ah, I’m so hard right now.” Deadpool side with relief.

“What doesn’t make you hard.” Deathstroke said sarcastically.

“I’ll let you know when I find out!” Deadpool said as they drove to find the girls.

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*With the Mane 6*

The girls were rounded up by one of Chrysalis’s top generals. Some of the girls tried to fight back like Applejack and Rainbow Dash. They put up a good fight but now they were next to the girls, the two of them bruised up with bloody lips and black eyes. Twilight and the others were tending to the two mares’ injuries while the changelings made sure they didn’t try anything. Thankfully, Applejack and Rainbow Dash’s injuries weren’t serious.

“Why are you doing this?” Twilight asked.

“Simple, my queen ordered it. You six have been a thorn in her side for far too long. You six will be brought to my queen for punishment.” He said seriously.

“Punishment? For what?” Rarity asked.

“For stopping our invasion of Canterlot. Besides, we can’t have you getting in our way of retrieving the two colts.” The changeling general said.

“What do you want with Deathstroke and Deadpool?” Twilight demanded.

“Those two will be of great use to our queen, with them under her control nothing will stand in her way. Along with the fact that she will be able to produce more alicorns and maybe even an heir to her throne.” The general said.

“They’re just colts! You can’t do that to them!” Twilight shouted in disgust.

“It doesn’t matter what you think. They will be brought under our control.” He said.

“YEEHAW!!!”

The general turned around only to see his forces being slaughtered left and right by the two colts who were riding on a strange metal contraption. He couldn’t believe how easily his forces were being cut down like they were nothing.

“You done fucked up bug boy!” Deadpool screamed as Deathstroke fired M60 into the army of changelings.

Deadpool leapt up onto the steering wheel and steered the jeep with his hooves as he drew two pistols and fired at the changelings who surrounded the girls. The changeling soldiers fell to the ground dead with bullet holes between their eyes.

Deadpool was laughing as he steered the vehicle with his hooves like the maniac that he was.

The car skidded to a halt in front of the changeling general who couldn’t believe what had just happened. Luckily for him, some reinforcements came to his aid.

“I’m completely insane. But even I can tell you it’s a bad idea to kidnap our waifus.” Deadpool said as he stared at the general with an insane glint in his eyes as he flashed a psychotic smile that said he was going to gut him like a Thanksgiving turkey.

“Your skills are impressive, but they won’t help you boys.” The general said coldly.

“Are you kidding! They are gonna kick your butt-” Pinkie began but was interrupted by a hard smack from the changeling general that struck her cheek.

“Shut up you annoying horse. Or I’ll really giving you something to-”

*CRUNCH!!!*

The general was sent flying from a kick to his face courtesy of a now enraged Deadpool.

“Y-You hit her.” Deadpool said as his eyes slowly turned red in rage.

“My nose! You little bastard!” The general said as he got up clutching his nose in pain.

“DON’T YOU EVER TOUCH HER!!! DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING TOUCH HER!!!” Deadpool screamed in pure rage as he lunged at the general. Slaughtering any changeling in his way. He slammed a kick into the general's skull, shattering his horn. Making him scream in agony.

Before he could react Deadpool crushed the general’s knee caps with so much force from his kicks that it caused his knees to bend completely backwards.

A series of jabs and hooks along with a few hay makers to the face shattered the general's jaw and facial bones. Deadpool went to town on the changeling who was now trying to beg for his life but couldn’t due to his now shattered jaw.

Deathstroke had already taken care of the other changelings that now laid dead at his feet leaving him to watch Deadpool’s psychotic rage. The general was now choking on his own blood since Deadpool crushed his rib cage.

Deadpool continued to slam strike after strike onto the maimed changeling. Until eventually, the general was no longer even screaming. His eyes were set straight and his sound was the soft death gurgles of him choking on his own blood.

Eventually Deadpool stopped attacking the now dead changeling general who had a look of pure terror on his now dead face.

“Well, that was fun.” He said before turning back to the girls. He handed Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack ice packs. They thanked him but the six mares couldn’t help but stare at the blood covered colt who had just brutally beat to death a changeling general in front of them in a fit of psychotic rage.

“Deadpool, you take the girls to safety. I’ll handle the rest.” Deathstroke said as he left the six shocked mares in the care of the Merc with the Mouth.

“Six girls all at once! Don’t have to tell me twice!” Deadpool laughed as he took the girls to safety.

“I know we just saw some messed up shit. But I have to ask. Why does Deadpool have baby legs?” Rainbow Dash asked before Deadpool teleported them all to safety.

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Deathstroke was slicing through the last of a changeling squad with his swords and making sure that the students were alright. He slung the blood off of the blade.

He looked at the blade intently and wiped the last bit of green blood off with his gloved fingers.

“It’s funny really, I don’t even notice it anymore. To me it’s a minor inconvenience, like rain water hitting my face. Sure, I know It’s there but not enough to consciously think about it.” Deathstroke said as if he were talking about the weather while examining the green blood on his fingertips. Having already sensed the presence behind him.

“Why worry about weaklings? They are nothing but dirt to be trampled underneath.” Chrysalis said as she made her presence known.

“Precisely.” He said as he turned to face her.

“You are perfect. You have no hesitation when you strike and no remorse. So why do you not want to join me? I could give you and your brother everything you could ever want! You could be my king! We would rule this land together! We could rule the world together!” Chrysalis said with a predatory look in her eyes.

“I’ve heard it all a thousand times from beings far stronger than you could ever hope to be. And I have killed them all the same.” Deathstroke said as he walked towards the changeling queen.

“We could have done this the easy way but no matter. It doesn’t make a difference to me if I have to bring you back willingly or kicking and screaming.” She said with a dangerous glint in her eyes as she drew her sword.

The two lunged at each other. Their blades clash, sending sparks flying everywhere. Deathstroke drew his pistol and fired at the queen. She managed to throw a shield of magic up just in time to block the bullets.

But on the third shot it shattered her magic, but she managed to dodge it just barely. Chrysalis didn’t know that Deathstroke had years of experience fighting magic users.

He slammed a kick into her chest but she rolled with it and leg sweeped him but the assassin handspring back to his feet before he could even hit the ground.

She tried to stab the young alicorn in the chest but he swatted the blade away and with his katana and tried to slash her across the throat but only managed to barely scratch the chitin of her neck.

“Impressive, not even Celestia was able to land a strike on me.” She said as she clashed blades with Deathstroke.

“But it’s still not enough!” She shouted as she blasted the colt with a powerful blast of magic sending him flying into a tree.

She quickly shot him with a stun spell and lifted him by his collar.

“Not bad, foal. But maybe with a few more years of training you might actually be a threat.” She said as she reached up and pulled his mask off. But gasped when she did.

Under the mask was a bunch of circuits and a little television screen with Deathstroke talking on the screen.

“You know, it’s funny really. I told someone the exact same thing, once. Of course, this robot only uses a fraction of my power and skill in combat.” The broadcast ended only for a timer to appear on the screen.

3…2…1..

*BOOM!!!*

Chrysalis was sent flying back from the blast. Skidding across the ground in pain. She slowly got up, seething with rage.

“You bastard! You think that’s going to stop me! I have reinforcements arriving as we speak!” She shouted in rage.

“I know, that’s why the other robots are currently slaughtering them as we speak.” Deathstroke said as he came up behind her with a smirk as he stabbed her before she could even react. The katana biting into her side. Causing her to scream in pain.

“Dammit she moved at the last moment. I missed her vitals.” He said in annoyance.

“This can’t possibly get any worse!” Chrysalis screamed in rage as she used her magic to heal her wound to where it was bearable.

“BY THE POWER OF FOX KIDS!!!” Deadpool screamed as he led the charge of Slade Bots as they slaughtered the changeling reinforcements that were being destroyed.

(Start “Here We Go” from Digimon)

Having taken the girls to safety, Deadpool teleports beside the evil queen and slams a kick into the side of her head.

The two alicorns began an assault on the evil queen.

“Come on bug butt! Show me what you got!” He said as he gave her two haymakers to the face.

“Bastard!” She growled in pain.

Deathstroke drew his staff and blasted her with an energy blast from the end of the staff. Sending her stumbling backwards.

He began to beat her with a barrage of strikes that never gave her a chance to fight back. The two colts overwhelming her

When Deathstroke kicked the queen towards the insane colt, Deadpool pulled out some bug spray and began to spray her in the face with it. Making her cough nonstop, making it almost impossible for her to breathe.

“What did you do to me!” She coughed only for the two colts to begin firing at her with endless gunfire.

She threw a reinforced magic shield that managed to hold up to the gun fire, if only for a little bit before cracks started to show.

“I just sprayed you with some bug spray since you’re an overgrown roach I figured a can of raid could take you down.” He said, enraging her.

She fired multiple magic bolts at the two, Deathstroke rolled out of the way while Deadpool was shot in the chest five times.

“Ow, you bitch! That hurts!” He said before teleporting behind her and smacking her hard on the ass.

“But you do have a nice ass, so you’re forgiven this time.” He said only for her to kick him in the skull, shattering his face and sending him flying at Deathstroke.

“Catch me!”

…Who sidestepped the flying colt.

“Not on your life.” Deathstroke said as his ‘brother’ slammed head first into a boulder.

Deathstroke took advantage of Chrysalis’s vulnerable state as she tried to clear her lungs of the bug spray and charged her with his staff.

He unleashed a barrage of strikes on her that she had no hope of blocking in her state. His strikes hit weak points and joints, causing the chitin to crack and shatter in some places.

Deadpool, having recovered, came out of nowhere and dropped kicked Chrysalis directly in the face. His hooves smashing into her face, sending her rolling backwards, tumbling until she landed flat on her back.

Deathstroke, taking advantage of the moment, ran to the downed changeling queen and swung his power staff down at her head, trying to crush her skull, only for Chrysalis to roll out of the strike just in the nick of time. Despite her condition, she managed to get to her hooves and fired a flurry of magical blasts at the two.

As the two colts dodged and blocked her attacks, Chrysalis took off running. Deadpool and Deathstroke quickly chased after. She was ducking and dodging between trees and buildings and alleyways. Ducking out of sight here and there only for them to catch up to her within seconds. The two eventually chased her to the school house.

“Finally done running, good. You’ll just die tired.” Deathstroke said as he and Deadpool began closing the distance between.

Deathstroke fired a blast from his power staff, hitting Chrysalis directly in the chest. Making her tumble backwards and land on her back. Before she could even react, Deadpool jumped onto the changeling queen and stabbed his sword into Chrysalis’s heart and twisted the blade, ripping through her chitin exoskeleton like it was nothing. Killing her instantly.

The two were panting as they both tried to catch their breaths.

“Is it just me, or was that too easy?” Deadpool asked.

Suddenly Chrysalis’s body was surrounded in green flames before it shifted back into the form of a changeling drone.

“She had one of her drones take her place when we lost sight of her during the chase.” Deathstroke said.

“So where is the real Chrysalis?” Deadpool asked.

(End Song)

“Right here.” Chrysalis said from behind them, making the two colts quickly face her with their weapons at the ready and pointed at her.

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you. Not unless you want your little friend to pay dearly for your actions.” Chrysalis threatened as the two colts saw what she was talking about.

Chrysalis had taken Sweetiebelle hostage, holding her knife to the little filly’s throat.

“Drop your weapons or she dies, and don’t even think about trying to teleport away or I’ll open her throat.” Chrysalis threatened with a wicked smile as she pushed the knife to the now crying filly’s throat, drawing a small droplet of blood as the tip touched her fur covered skin.

The two colts reluctantly dropped their weapons, realizing that there was nothing they could do without endangering Sweetiebelle’s life. The only thing they could do was wait for her to let her guard down and find an opening.

“Smart, it’s not like you two could get to me fast enough anyways.” Chrysalis said with an evil grin.

Deadpool looked to Deathstroke to see if he had a plan but noticed that something was wrong with him. Deathstroke was staring at Chrysalis, his eye focused on her intently.

“Let him go.” Deathstroke said, just barely a whisper.
“What did you say colt?” Chrysalis said, not able to hear him.

“Let my son go.” Deathstroke said just more clearly now.

“Your son? What are you talking about? I’m not letting this filly go, you should have taken my offer when you had the chance.” She said, as she eyed the colt wearily.

“HOLD ON JOSEPH! I’M COMING!” Deathstroke shouted, Chrysalis’s hand muscles started tense so she could move it as she tried to drag the knife across the young filly’s throat.

But before she could even move said hand or knife, Deathsroke had already cleared the distance and wrapped his hand around the blade of the knife. Putting his fingers between the blade and Sweetiebelle’s throat.

No matter how hard she tried to wrestle the knife from his grip, she couldn’t hope to overcome his strength. She prepared a charge of magic, which would kill the filly but knock him out. But to her dismay Deathstroke was squeezing the knife blade so hard, not caring that his hand was bloodied and cut, shattered it to pieces with his sheer brute strength alone.

Time slowed down from Chrysalis’s point of view due to the adrenaline pumping through her veins. The broken shards of the blade looked as if they were suspended in the air at that moment, slowly falling around her as if they were snowflakes on a cold winter’s eve. Deathstroke’s hand reached for the biggest shard and snatched it out of the air and gripped it tightly in his hand, and stabbed it in her face. Seeing the broken blade slowly make its way to her right eye in excruciating slow motion. The whole time Deathstroke’s eye was locked on hers. His face the epitome of pure rage.

*SHINK!!!*

Time kicked back on for Chrysalis as she screamed at the top of her lungs as she clutched at her right eye. Unable to bear this pain, a pain she has never felt before in her entire life.
Sweetiebelle fell to the ground as the Changeling Queen dropped her. Finding herself free she ran to Deadpool as Deathstroke charged at the evil Queen.

Deathroke snatched up his sword and took and swung at the Queen, but only for her to dodge the attack at the last moment.

“YOU BASTARDS! I WON’T FORGET THIS YOU HERE ME! MARK MY WORDS! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!” Chrysalis shouted before teleporting away.

Deathstroke looked at where the queen was in silence for a moment.

“We’ll be waiting.” Deathstroke said in a deadly tone.

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Now that the battle was over, more guards came to help clean up the mess and dispose of the dead changeling bodies as well to help and treat the wounded.

Deathstroke was leaning up against a tree, smoking a cigarette. He and Deadpool had returned Sweetiebelle back to her sister but she didn’t want to leave Deathstroke’s side for some reason. But she was happy to see her sister and rushed over to her. Thus giving Deathstroke a moment of peace to himself as Deadpool was busy talking to the girls, making sure everyone was ok.

He took a long drag from his cigarette. Letting the nicotine settle his nerves as he waited for what he knew was going to come. He saw the Princesses riding in their chariots off in the distance. Hurriedly flying to the small town of Ponyville.
“Figures. She only shows up when the fighting is done. With me here, I’ve thrown a wrench in her little hidden plans and trickster mentor schemes.” Deathstroke said to himself.

“Yeah, she does like to do her little schemes of not telling people what they need to know.” Deadpool said as he walked up to Deathstroke. Taking his mask off and shaking his long blonde locks loose.

“Aw, much better.” He said with a smile and a sigh of relief.

“What’s the aftermath look like?” Deathstroke asked.

“A significant amount of casualties on the royal guards end while most of Chrysalis’s forces are dead, dying, or running. But thankfully no civilians were hurt.” Deadpool answered.

“Looks like the royal guard can actually say they took part in an actual battle for once.” Deathstroke smirked darkly.

“True dat! Those pansies never do anything worthwhile. Just running like little bitches in the face of anything slightly scary. Ha!” Deadpool laughed.

“Deadpool! Deathstroke!” Twilight called out to the two from a distance as she came walking towards them with Celestia and Luna and the rest of the girls in tow.

“Welp. Looks like we have to deal with Sunbutt and Moonbutt.” Deadpool laughs.

Deathstroke gave an annoyed sigh as he tossed his cigarette to the ground and stepped on it, before making his way towards Celestia and Luna with Deadpool following beside him.

“We have much to discuss with you two.” Celestia said with a serious look.

“Yes, indeed you do.” Deathstroke said glaring back at the solar diarch. Startling her with his behavior towards her. As most would never dare to behave this way towards her and her sister.

“You are not to teleport away either!” Luna declared.

“As if you could stop us!” Deadpool laughed before slapping the lunar diarchs perfect ass hard, making her ‘EEP!’ before they all followed them back to their chariot.

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*Later that night*

Chrysalis was furious. Not only had she lost so many soldiers but she lost her right eye as well. The pain was unlike anything she had ever felt. Fortunately for her, her doctors managed to patch the wound up and give her something for the pain. Unfortunately though, her eye was lost and she would now have to wear an eyepatch over it or use a cosmetic spell to make it look like she didn’t. Which wouldn’t restore the eye, just make it look like she still had the other even though she didn’t.

Right now she was overseeing the commencement of a backup plan she had set up in case the attack on ponyville failed.

“Is everything ready?” She asked one of her changeling guards.
“Yes, everything is ready and in place to begin immediately my queen.” He answered.

“Good.” She said as she entered the room where a massive arcane circle was drawn into the ground with pieces of the bus that crashed into ponyville when Deadpool and Deathstroke, laid into the middle of the circle neatly with magic symbols painted on it.

“I may not have been able to get those colts, but I can bring someone from where they’re from.”

Chrysalis said as she began channeling her magic into the magic circle and metal. The spell Chrysalis was using made it so she can reach into the place of origin by using an item as a conductor, such as the metal from the bus, and allowed her to reach into Deadpool and Deathstroke’s place of origin and pull someone out of there similar in power to the two.

As she poured her magic into the ritual, unique symbols began to appear around the room. The symbols began to spin around in a circle around the wreckage, moving faster and faster.

Chrysalis began to smile viciously, but quickly grew concerned when she saw the ritual was no longer under her control.

“What’s happening?” She asked.

“I don’t know, but the ritual is going out of control.” The changeling said as the room began to shake.

She could see the figures of individuals who were being pulled through the symbols that circled the room, their bodies glowing brightly. Too bright for any of their features to be seen.

Before anything could be done, the figures being summoned shot to the sky in bolts of light and were sent flying through the cave roof, smashing through it like it was nothing. The impact doing nothing to them. Not even leaving a scratch on them as they shot off into the sky as streaks of light and off into the distance.

Chrysalis, having been thrown back by the blast, slowly got to her feet and stared at the aftermath of what just happened. Not able to believe how things got out of hand. But she quickly snapped out of it and began ordering her drones to find those that she summoned. (5)

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The Joker was watching the news as he sat in the doctor’s office as it covered what had happened in ponyville. Eating a bag of popcorn as he watched the slaughter between the two colts.

“Well, well. Looks like Deathstroke is here as well. This should be fun.” Joker said with a sinister laugh as he stood up from the office desk, and put on a brown trench coat to hide his wings.

He walked out of the room and down the corridors of the children's asylum, bodies of patients and staff laying everywhere. Blood and body parts lay strewn about. Bloody handprints were streaked across the walls from desperate victims. Others had permanent smiles on their faces from the psychopathic clown’s Joker Toxin. The most disturbing part was that most of the victims were children.

“Well, this has been fun, now it’s time to cut loose and really show this world what I can do.” Joker said as he walked out of the building and was now a safe distance away from the building.

All while pulling a detonator out of his jacket and activating it.The building blowing up behind him in a fiery explosion that lit up the night sky in a fiery inferno of death and destruction. All the while Joker never looked back as he walked away from the explosion as he wore his signature evil smile as he stepped out into the dark city amongst the screams of terror and panic. Fading away into the crowd as if he was never even there. (6)

Author's Note

(1) I figured that the bat ponies would be more associated with Luna since they would most likely be nocturnal in this fic. That being said, they wouldn't be fond of Celestia for the whole banishing her sister to the moon instead of helping her first.

(2) I figured that this would be the best way for Deathstroke to control his slade bots since in Teen Titans he seems to be very skilled at making them, even though they never show him actually making them. I'm not sure if he actually makes them himself. If someone knows the answer please let me know.

(3) I figured since the world of Equestria is still stuck in a medieval like setting, they would use similar tactics that were used in medieval times for warfare.

(4) Large schools of fish do this to avoid and confuse predators in the ocean.

(5) Should I bring in just Marvel and DC characters? Or should I bring in a couple of other characters that were featured in deathbattle? If so, who?

(6) I'm just going to go with Joker being the way he actually is. A mass murder psychopath who is beyond redemption.

Hello everyone! I'm really sorry for the long wait on this chapter. Life has been hectic and I'm getting back into college again. Along with having a new job. As well as a whole entire list of other things.

There's no excuse for how long this took to make this chapter. But the main reason would be that I have had massive writer's block with this story. Thankfully due to some wonderful friends on this site I was able to push past it and finally able to get this chapter out and continue the story.

For the future though, I'm going to write smaller chapters for this story. Around 3k to 5k words in length so it will be much more manageable for me and much speedier publish them on here.

Any, thanks to all those who still stuck around and to those that left, I understand completely and am thankful you gave my stories a chance. There will be more to come in the future!

Also big shout outs to Xinrick, Phoenixcolt45, SonicBlitz18, and HydraLightning for helping me out with this.

As well as a big shout out to josue for keeping me going on this story and helping me through my writer's block with this story.
As well as giving me a lot of awesome ideas to use in the future for this story.

Anyways, thank you everypony and God bless.

~ Axel