I was hyperventilating in the street, I had to move otherwise someone might ask me if I was okay or something.

But I'm not okay! I'm stuck as Big Brother to Twilight Fuckin Sparkle and need to somehow buck her or be stuck as her bro forever!

Calm down Crafty. You...you got this, just calm down. We can figure this out.

First things first, I have to tie up my body again. I do not need him getting in the way of this delicate situation.

***

Okay, done. You can go back to freaking out again.

...

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO???!!!!!!

No one can find out, I'd probably get put in jail if they found out I was using mind magic to get jiggy with the Element of Magic. I don't want to be her brother forever!!! And I can't leave my body in the basement forever, he could die! I don't want my body to die!

There was only one thing to do then.

Hope Twilight had some repressed sexual feelings towards her brother?

Doubt it.

I'd just have to do... the other thing...

***

Rape is such a... strong word. I've never raped anyone before. Okay maybe that thing with Twilight and myself on our first date could be considered attempted rape, but I thought she wanted it! And this is for a very good and important reason. It's not that I want to force myself on her, I want her to want it too. Just WHY did it have to be her brother's body.

I solemnly made my way through town to the café, forcing myself to brighten up when I saw her. Got to act like the loving brother, Crafty.

"Shining Armour! You're just in time, they just brought out our food."

"Great Twilight." I sat down and stared at the daisy sandwich before me, it's bright demeanour did nothing to brighten how sour I felt.

"Sooooo BBBFF, I was thinking-"

"BBBF?..." The odd choice in acronym made me look up, but her radiant face made my voice fall. Her eyes just sparkled, a tint of pink to her purple cheeks and a nose that scrunched as adorably as a bunny's.

She was saying something to me wasn't she?

"Huh? Wha?"

"Shining." She whined, "Did you hear anything I said?"

"Um, no. Sorry Twi."

"You've been doing that a lot today, is something bothering you?"

"No." Yes.

"You sure?"

"Everything's fine." Everything's not fine!

"Cause you know you can tell me anything."

"Thanks, but nothing is wrong, Twilight." I really want to fuck you.

"Okay. So as I was saying-" God she is so hot. And her hair is so soft, I wonder what it would feel like having her tail wrapped around me as I rubbed her soft ass. My hooves brushing her fine lumps as her tail fell down and around my thighs, brushing against my shaft, tingling my balls as I brought my hips closer. My-

...

Quickly I folded my legs over and nodded my head attempting to pick up the conversation again. Oh god why, not now, pleassseeeee not now.

An itch throbbed between my thighs. Dear Celestia I needed a scratch down there. I rubbed my crossed legs over one another trying to get rid of the itch but it just got worse. Staring at Twilight's perky lips wasn't helping.

Turning my gaze to an elderly couple behind her, I attempted to get rid of this rising boner. What would that old mare's- oh gah! no no no! Come on, we need to do this. Imagine it! Imagine them going at it! Right now!

Rising boner has been eliminated. Back to Twilight. Ah, she's so cute. Her bubbling eyes and huge eyelashes that dance when she blinks. Her mouth that smiles so sincerely and a laugh to sooth the soul. She can talk a lot, that's for sure, just look at her tongue moving around in there. Flipping around her mouth to match the speed of the words coming out of it. She could really work it. Imagine if she had that around my dick. Her mouth just over the head of it and her tongue swishing around rubbing it all over like a dog lapping water. She'd make her way towards me, her throat squeezing down as much as it could hold. Finally her nose brushes my stomach, her eyes look up at me like a puppy, begging for more...

God dammit brain!

Looking around again and laying my eyes on the uneaten sandwich, I chew it mercilessly, gnawing on it just to keep my mind occupied. So it would stop thinking about... that stuff, long enough for me to get rid of this damned itch!

"What do you think Shining?"

"Whfaf waghs thah?" I eloquently ask with my mouth full.

"I wanted to know what you thought of my planner I made. It details everything we're going to do while you're here: Tours, meet and greets, Pinkie's party-" Ah yes, the planner. Twilight had one of those for our date the other night. Luckily I had managed to talk her out of it ~~(threw it in the bin the first chance I got)~~ So perhaps I could talk her out of it this time.

"Oh that's great Twilight, but you know... I'm... I'm sort of tired. Yeah, from the trip. This has been great fun, but I wouldn't mind resting."

"Okay Shining, anything for my BBBFF. We can skip the tour."

Evidently we did not skip the tour because Twilight made it her mission to point out every little detail about this small town to me on the walk back to her home. I had to Ooo and Ahh the entire way back. By the time we did make it to her home, I felt tired from all the talking she put me through. But one look of that rump as she walked in first brought my energy straight back. God, I could take her now. Run toward, slam the door and ram her before she knew what hit her. And keep ramming her until the end of time. Her moans echoing in my mouth as our lips entwine, my hips locked with hers as sweat covers our fur in patches. Our manes fallen over our eyes, and only the sounds of sweet love to break the silence.

"Hey Twilight! Hi Shining!"

Or Spike could break it, he could shatter it like glass.

Internally groaning, I made my way inside and sat on the couch in defeat. That bloody dragon again! Ruining any chance I get at sexy times with my one and only Twilight. If he could only disappear for one day! Play sleepover at that walking vanity case's house. Everyone knows he has a crush on her, so stop cock-blocking the rest of us!

Hmmmmm...Sleepover...

"Hey there Spike, mind showing me to where I'll be sleeping?"

"Sure Shining, right this way." I followed him upstairs and into a spare bedroom across from Twilight's room. Within was a bed, table, bookcases (of course), and a wardrobe.

"Thanks Spike." I cast the sleeping spell on him and he landed face first into the floor. I lifted him into the wardrobe and barred the door with a chair. Before making my way into Twilight's room.

Her bed was comfy, I could lie on it for hours with Twilight snuggled up next to me. Now all I had to do was make that a reality.

"~Oh Twilight~, you wouldn't mind coming up here would you?" I heard hoof steps closing in, my heart beat quickening as they got louder. Then she appeared, her frame and body walked through the door. Her smile gracing me, and her eyes curious.

"What is it Shining?"

Author's Note

Alternate Title: Cock-Tease