The Ending According to Me

Philomena landed on Celestia's back, brushing some of her feathers with her beak.  All the ponies watched in awe as what had just been a pile of ashes was now a majestic phoenix.

"So, Philomena was fine the whole time?" asked Fluttershy.  Celestia nodded.  Fluttershy let out a sigh of relief, she had been so afraid of getting banished.

"It's okay Fluttershy, you didn't know."  Fluttershy smiled.

Without warning, Philomena fell off of Celestia's back and onto the ground, coughing and wheezing.

"What happened!" yelled Fluttershy.  Celestia knelt down to see what the matter was, and then stood back up with a grave look in her eyes.

"Fluttershy, you didn't try to give her a warm bath or aromatherapy did you?"

"Why, I did both those things!"

"It's caused Philomena to pass out!  She might not live."

"Oh no!"  Fluttershy rushed forward to help Philomena, but Celestia held out a hoof and stopped her.

"No Fluttershy, you are banished.  TO THE MOON!" bellowed Celestia.  Her horn glowed with magic.  Fluttershy let out a scream and galloped away as quick as she could.

She went as far away as possible, galloping into her house and boarding up the doors.

Celestia broke out into laughter as Philomena got back up.  They wing-fived and laughed some more.  "That worked too well," said Celestia.