The Ending According to Me

"Hey Owlicious," said Spike.

"Who?"

"You.  I'm talking to you Owlicious."

"Who?

"You.  You're name is Owlicious, just like mine is Spike."

"Who?"

"Spike, I'm Spike!"

"Who?"

"Standing in front of you!"

"Who?"

"YOU, I'M STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU!"

"Who?"

"ME!  ARE YOU BLIND?!  ARE YOU STUPID?"

"Who?"

"ME!"

"So you're stupid?"

Spike's eyelids drooped.

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"Spike, have you seen Owlicious?  I can't find him anywhere."  Twilight trotted around the library, looking for the owl.

Spike stretched out his arms and sat up in his bed.  It was still soggy from all the rain that had gotten into it.

"Nope, haven't seen him Twilight."