Twilight Sparkle's Dirty Secret

A small puff of smoke twirled through Princess Celestia’s bedroom, catching her eye as she walked in. Walking over to her bed, she watched it enter as she climbed up onto her golden blankets, floating around for a few seconds before suddenly sparking into the solid form of a hardback novel. The book hit the floor with a small thud, and her eyes quickly recognized the cover. She smiled, and with her magic levitated it over to her desk.

It seems Twilight finally got around to returning my copy of “The Invisible Mare”.  Certainly took her long enough, she thought to herself as she closed her bedroom door behind her.

Celestia recalled sending it off nearly a month ago. Surely it hadn't taken her former pupil that long to read it.

What could she have been doing with it all this time?

Celestia gave it some thought for a moment, but merely shrugged it off.

Must have been busy with her new title.

She proceeded to trot over to her desk, feeling the need to read through one of her favorite classics now that it was back in her possession.

Celsetia reached to open the cover, placing her hoof down onto the book to open it. She paused however, noticing that it was oddly sticky around the edges.  She retracted her hoof slowly, and peered at the edge with a raised eyebrow. A thin layer of some white, creamy liquid was dabbed on the edges.

That’s a little… unusual.  Celestia squinted her eyes as her hoof resumed its natural position.  It’s very unlike Twilight to take poor care of a book,  especially one of my books.  She then pondered about it for a moment before reaching a conclusion.  Perhaps Spike just spilled a little ice cream on it before he sent it back.  That little dragon always did have a little clumsiness in him.  Raising her hoof and turning it over, she observed the substance a little closer.  It seemed to have a thicker consistency than most ice cream, and was a tad cloudy too.

Bringing her hoof closer to her snout, Celestia eyed it a bit more before she cautiously sniffed the substance that was on her hoof.

It certainly does not have the scent of ice cream though, she decided.  But then again... I don’t really remember what ice cream smells like.  Or even the last time I had some for that matter.  Celestia  pursed her lips at the thought.  She looked back to the residue on her hoof again, and slowly inched it towards her muzzle.

There’s only one way to find out.

Gingerly, her tongue poked out of her mouth and dabbed up the supposed ice cream with haste.  Retracting it back into her mouth, she swirled it around a few times to make the most of the flavor, before finally swallowing.

“Huh,” she said out loud.  “That didn't  taste like any ice cream I have ever had before… Perhaps it is some new flavor that has hit the market in the last few years. I should really stay updated on these things...”

Celestia’s eyes darted back down at her book again. The tome still had a fair amount of the ice cream still on its cover.  Her eyes darted around just to make sure nopony was nearby as she slowly levitated the book up with her green magic sparkling around it. In one swift motion her tongue darted out of her mouth and she licked off the mystery ice cream from the cover, then setting the book down again.

Her entire tongue was coated in the unknown flavor, so she could easily discern what it tasted like. Clicking her tongue, she processed that it was faintly sweet, with just a hint of something odd.

Perhaps paper?  ... Wait, how exactly do I know that is what paper tastes like?  Either way, I believe this tastes like paper, but I should probably try some later on just to be sure.  ...Er, did I really just decide to eat paper?   Not wanting to dwell on that thought, she quickly swallowed the ice cream and refocused her attention back to the book, the taste still lingering in her mouth.

Hmm, that ice cream was definitely good though, she thought to herself, still tasting the sugary flavor of the white liquid.Maybe I should cast a quick spell to figure out what flavor that was. Definitely need to have Luna try some of that too…

With a goal in mind, Celestia then paused for a few moments and thought of what she could do, before a spell she learned not to long ago resurfaced.

Aha! Starswirl’s identifier spell.

She then began to ignite her horn, the directions stated Starswirl’s book replaying through her mind. A light emerald glow filled the room as her horn sizzled a bit, the familiar tingling feeling flowing through it. A matching green glow formed around the book, some more white sparks flying about before the magic put the word in her mind.

Twilight Sparkle’s Ejaculation Fluids.

“...”

Or Her Cum.

Black dots formed around the edges of her eyes as the world began to spin rapidly, her thoughts clouded as the floor suddenly became a bit closer to her head then she’d have liked.

Celestia.exe has crashed, please reboot.

Rebooting…

Awakening with a sudden jolt as her eyes snapped open, Celestia founder herself sprawled across the floor, the past few minutes a haze. Blinking away some of the blurriness in her eyes, she began to sit up, wincing as her head throbbed. Must’ve been a bad thing to make her head hurt this much. Rubbing her head a little with a forehoof, her memories slowly came back to her.

Alright, Spike sent the book Twilight borrowed, and… mother of me.

It took all of her self control to not pass out again.

I ate… Twilight’s… what have I done…

Her eyes then darted to the book mere feet away with her, her saliva along with a few white flecks still on it. Eyes widening in horror and she stared at it, Celestia scooted away in a frenzy of panicked hooves, feeling her stomach begin to churn as one thought raced through her head.

I ate Twilight’s cum. I ate Twilight’s cum. I ate-

And she came.

Clutching her stomach, Celestia was unable to contain her disgust for much longer. Her breakfast, lunch, and mid day cake all went rushing up her throat and out of her mouth as she puked all over her bedroom’s marble floor, the green half-digested food spreading across the floor. What seemed like an endless amount of vomit continued to flow out of her, and she could only think one thing.

Thank goodness that vilestuff is out of me.

Eventually, her stomach was emptied, and her body was satisfied with it’s work. The disgust fading to a dull disdain, and Celestia shook her head as the exhaustion of being disgusted took over her. Panting, she fell down onto her side, processing the new found information that she had just consumed her former student's bodily fluids.

Twilight… she did that on my book. She did that on my book.And I ateit... What is wrong with me!? What’s wrong with Twilight for doing to this to me!?

She then felt some more pain begin to spread in her stomach, and she forced herself to calm down.

It’s all right Celestia. Breathe… Breathe…  The maid already has enough to clean... She forced several shaky breaths in through her nose and out through her mouth again.  It did very little to assuage the mixture of emotions that she felt every time she thought about what just transpired, and she wasn’t going to be able to stop thinking about it for a long time.  A combination of anger and disgust bubbled inside of her, and each second it grew exponentially.

Her eyelid twitching uncontrollably, Celestia gulped and felt that her throat was still scorched with bile.  Between the disgust and anger, she knew which one she preferred.  Her jaw clenched tightly with rage.  She wanted to… well, get back at Twilight for this.  Somehow.  There was no way she could allow this action to go unpunished, several dark possibilities coming to her mind all at once.

Okay… wait a minute, Celestia.  Get a grip on yourself!  This is Twilight after all.  Your former pupil.  You know she would never have done… that… had she known I would have… eaten it.  She shuddered at the memory.  I’ll just relax, and not think about it.

It took a while, but Celestia finally managed to stop thinking about Twilight, Twilight’s… fluids, what Twilight had done to her book, and ice cream as well.  And for a few seconds, it seemed to work.

A faint knock then came from her door, Celestia climbing to her feet and whipped around  around just in time to see Luna enter.

“Sister?” Luna inquired, stepping in just as Celestia quickly cast a spell to hide her puke.

Swallowing, she said,“Yes, Lulu, what is it?”

“A suitor as just sent me several gallons of vanilla ice cream.  Would you like to partake in it with me?”

Celestia’s pupils then shrank to tiny specks.  Her eyelid began twitching fervently again, and she scowled.

“Um… Tia?”

Luna tilted her head in concern.

Celestia, however, was far from listening to her sister.  In rage, she slammed her hooves on the ground, turned, and ran out onto her balcony.  She threw up her hooves wildly into the air and screamed with every fiber of her being.

“TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHTT!”Celestia Vs. Twilight Sparkle