There I layed, surrounded by my friends, with an unknown taste in my mouth. Everything was pointing towards drugs. But my friends were to dumb to even get their hands on them.
"Mmmmm... Nnnngghhh!" I moaned
"Is the ass licker awake?"
"Phhhh, What the hell is in my mouth" I asked them
"Ha ha ha!"
"Really Jimmy, really, it was you" I said looking at the man identified as Jimmy
"Hell yeah it was" Jimmy said
"Asshole, so who else had a part in this ass licking?" I asked them
"All of us"
"Damn it Danny" I said looking at him
"Yeah" Danny said
"So what did you do?" I questioned them
"I think the real question is how did horse ass taste?"
"You fed me horse ass!" I yelled
"I guess you could say that"
"You, John are a shitty friend" I said, looking at my shitty friend
"You could also say that" John said
"Hey at least we didn't feed you Ron's dirty underpants" Danny said
"Hey my underpants taste better than yours" Ron said
"Are you implying that you know how my dick and your dick taste?" Danny said
"Asshole" Said Ron
"Hey let's let Oliver here tell us how it tasted" John said
"I guess it would be however horse ass tastes" I said, 'making an inference' as my English teacher would say
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So nows probably as good a time as any to tell you what just happened. But hopefully your smart enough to realize that my friends are assholes. Now, let me explain them to you, so hopefully you'll get something out of it. Their names are, Danny, he's normal. He has jet black hair, green eyes. Alyways wears hoodies (The one who makes dirty jokes about dicks), Jimmy, not to be racist but his SKIN is jet black. He's pretty big, buff, short, stalker (That black dude who sits in the corner and stalks girls), John, bronwn hair, piercing blue eyes, tries to show of his ass to girls, alyways wears muscle shirts, (The big beef head who flexes once and has a storm of girls trying to 'throw themselves at him' for lack of better term), Ron, wears the weirdest shirts you could think of, I mean take the weirdest person you've ever seen, times them by ten, and you have Ron (The one that shits in the filter tank at party's), and me, my name is Oliver, I have brown eyes, with black hair, I'm pretty buff, I've got a girlfriend, but I'm the one that gets pounded on by the bullies, who pounds on the bullies, (In all I'm the guy that gets pranked and ends up punching a guy in the gut even though John is the strong one). We're all 18 around years old and are about to start college after one more year. Yipee! Shitty learning! You just can't beat it now can you!
Now what just happened happens to be my friends force feeding me what they call horse ass. Don't ask me what it really was because chances are it was horse ass but it also had drugs in it or something like that (with the way I acted that night I'm not sure if I was on drugs). Anyway, I guess I should go into better detail. I started of like any other night (with the exeption that normal nights for me are full of arguing with my 9 year old sister about who gets the couch, yes I'm a terrible brother, but when your sisters an ass and wants to either play with you every night or have you watch her shows with you your gonna be an ass!).
"Oliver" A voice said coming up from behind me
"What do you need Ron, you here to talk more about which girls are the sexiest?" I said. Yeah he's really messed up.
"No. weren't we supposed to be coming over?" He asked me
"Oh shìt. I forgot. And I had plans with the principle. Guess I'll have to tell him another family emergency came up. What should it be this time. I'm thinking that my cousins grandma passed and she wants me there to support her. And yes I know that sounds like she my girlfriend" I told him. What would a good excuse be? Hmm...
"How about your cousin got pregnant and wants 'Everyone' there to support her" Jimmy said coming up out of no where
"Not bad Mr. Black" John said also coming out of no where
"So where's Danny? Did he switch places with you, Ron, and is shitting on the gym floor?" I said
"That was a one time thing!" Ron said yelling at me.
"Yeah but you want to do it agin don't you, but this time you should piss on the floor to" Danny said finally coming up
"Speak of the devil" John said
"Na, more like speak of the dick" I said
"So what do you want to do tonight? And no more shitting in the filter Ron" I told him
"fine I'll just shit on you" he muttered under his breath
"I'll help!" John said.
"Yeah well I'll see you guys later. I've got to go tell the principle that my cousins pregnant and wants me to support her" I said grinning ear to ear and walking towards the office
"Good luck!" They all called back knowing that this was my 15th time having to get out of the principles office.
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"So you mean to tell me that your cousin is pregnant and you need to support her?" The principle said
"Yup" I told him
"and it isn't your kid? And your not making this up?" He said, holy Shit he was slow.
"On a normal day I would tell you to go kiss my ass and sit down. But you know what, since your excuses are not usually this out there im prepared to just let you go and give you 3 more detentions to add on to your 6" He said to me.
"Thank you! I just really have to be there an-"
"Shut up and just go, it's been a long day and I'm sure the real reason behind this is another party so just go" He said interrupting me half way through.
"Thanks!" I said running out
That actually worked! Now dont get me wrong it's worked before but that was before I got my reputation in my freshmen year. So what how am I supposed to get home? I missed my bus, I can't walk, and I'm not calling my mom to tell her I got in trouble again. That would end in a big Ass whipping. Hmm... I know! I'll just get on another bus! What is my little sisters bus number... Umm, I think it's 69... Or maybe that's just Danny's influence... Nope it's definitely 69. Time to tread where no mans gone before a place numbered 69 with my sister... Uhhh, yeah. Don't read this mom.
I started walking towards the her school. "Hmm" 5 minutes till she gets out of school. And.. Theres number 69! I ran over to it and knocked on the door. It opened to reveal the grungiest man ever. This dude looked like he actually chose number 69 on purpose!
"What do you need" he asked me in a gruff voice
"I'm here for sister" I said to the dude
"Brother!" I was so rudely interrupted in the middle of my sentence.
"Whatcha need sis?" I said trying to keep my cool. Now here's where I explain what she looks like. She's pretty much looks like redneck repunzel. Except somehow she makes it cute. As for a name? I call her Asshole but her real name is Sue.
"Why did you come? Is it just another one of those things that's you being selfish?" She asked me. Good god this girl is perceptive. Still an Asshole, but perceptive. Hmmm... What excuse. I think I'm gonna need the bullshit meter. So how about something simple like... I just wanted to see you... *ERRRRR* 89 bullshit points. That's bad. How about
Mom told me... *DING* 26 bullshit points. Not bad, but if I said that she would tell me off and I would have no way home.
How about...
I'm hanging out with my friends for the whole night so I thought I would ride with you since I don't want you bothering me later... *DING* 8 bullshit points, We have a winner!
"Hello, Oliver?" She started trying to get my attention "I came because my friends will be with me all night and I thought I would ride with you so you dont bother me tonight. Come on bullshit meter don't fail me now! "Oh... Okay. I sit back here!" She said obviously happy that I came even with the reason why(like I said, if you put me on a scale of good brother that list 1-100, I would be -1000)
She pointed me to the back of the bus and sat down in the back "You can sit right there since Hanna's not here" she said. I plopped down onto the seat and closed my eyes. Completely oblivious to my sisters comments (I'm a -1000 so I have an excuse) I quickly got to sleep. Ahh! Good ole sleep!
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"BIG BRO" A voice yelled in my ear "Shit! What do you need?" I asked the voice (now identified as my sister) "were home. And you fell asleep halfway there and, and, sniff, (she actually says the sniffing noise) you just left me hangin! I thought you were cool, but instead your just 20% lamer!" She said, yelling the last parts. "Is that good or bad?" I asked her "bad! Brothers are supposed to care for their sisters!" She roared at me
And the winner for most times called an asshole (my sister just suggests it)... *Ding Ding Ding* Me! With an overwhelming 693 times per usual, every week! "Is this what fairyland brothers do? Or is it what gay brothers do?" I asked her "and now your using bad language! Why can't you just be nice!" Jeez, everyone's a critic. You just can't fall asleep on the bus without waking up to screaming girls and other atrocities these days. She ran out crying as where I just walked out casually into the house.
How to play this off... How about some good old brotherly love! "Listen here sis if you tell on mom I will never ever make sure youll be scheduled for weekly swirlies!" I yelled out to her before she reached the door. Now she, by some miracle (or curse) she heard that and stopped running. I walked up to her and saw tears running down her face. "If you don't stop crying I'm going to get in trouble! So stop it and act like nothing happened!" I roared at her this time. Yes, at a site that would have made even the coldest hearts melt somewhat, I was still being an asshole. "Fine!" She said sucking up the tears and walking into the house.
Another problem solved by the worst brother in the world! Cue congratulations music!
I heard a car pull up behind me. "Now time to endure living hell" I said, scared for what was to come.
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And that brings us to about now. You see, during that night, we played video games, are pizza, crapped in the filter tanks, stalked woman, and pranked my sister. When we went to bed. I woke up at that scene with the stuff in my mouth.
"So what was it really?" I asked
"Oh, it was your sisters stuffed animals ass hair" Danny said
"Shit! That was her favorite! Oh man if she rats me out then I'll never be able to hang out with you ass holes again!" I yelled at them "Do we still have time to get another?"
"maybe if we rush, we have about 2 hours to locate another one" Ron said answering my question
"Jimmy, do you know where to get one!" I asked him
"The store" he dead panned
"The what?" I asked him
"The store, it's where you buy stuff" He said, continuing the deadpan
"To this store you speak of?!" I said as we tiptoed out of my room and into the outdoors. We got in Ron's car and drove off. I got bored of the radio and plugged in my phone. Time for some not so kid friendly shit.
Ohhh. Uhhhh No No No
By:Eminem (Viewer discretion is advised. Everything is bleeped but i still made my point that we arnt kids hopefully)
See, I don't.. know why
I liked you so much,
I gave you all of my trust
I told you.. I loved you..
Now that's all down the drain
You put me through pain
I wanna let you know how I feel
.:CHORUS:.
**** what I said.. It don't mean shit now..
**** the presents, might as well throw 'em out..
**** all those kisses, they didn't mean jack..
**** you, you ***.. I don't want you back..
They call me superman, leap tall **** in a single bound
I'm single now, got no ring on this finger now
I'd never let another chick bring me down, in a relationship
Save it *****, babysit, you make me sick
Superman ain't savin' shit, girl you can jump on Shady's ****
Straight from the hip, cut to the chase, I tell a ************' ****, to her face
Play no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what's her face
I'm a different man, kiss my *** kiss my lips, ***** why ask
Kiss my ****, get my cash, i'd rather have you whip my ass
Don't put out, i'll put you out, won't get out, i'll push you out
Puss blew out, poppin' shit, wouldn't piss on fire to put you out
Am I too nice, buy you ice, ***** if you died, I wouldn't buy you life
What you tryin' to be my new wife, what you Mariah, fly through twice...
But I do know one thing though, ******* they come they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo'
Maybe i'll love you one day, maybe we'll someday grow
Till then just sit your drunk ass on that ******' runway **'...
.:CHORUS:.
**** what I said.. It don't mean shit now..
**** the presents, might as well throw 'em out..
**** all those kisses, they didn't mean jack..
**** you, you ***.. I don't want you back..
You thought.. you could.. Keep this shit from me..
Yeah, you burned bitch.. I heard the story..
You played me.. You even gave him head..
Now you're asking for me back..
You're just another hag..
Look elsewhere 'cause you're done with me..
.:CHORUS:.
**** what I said.. It don't mean shit now..
**** the presents, might as well throw 'em out..
**** all those kisses, they didn't mean jack..
**** you, you ***.. I don't want you back..
You questioned.. Did I care?
You can ask anyone.. I even said you were my great one..
Now it's.. over..
But I do admit I'm sad..
It hurts real bad..
I can't sweat that cos I loved a ***..
.:CHORUS:.
**** what I said.. It don't mean shit now..
**** the presents, might as well throw 'em out..
**** all those kisses, they didn't mean jack..
**** you, you ***.. I don't want you back..
oh, oh, uh huh, yeah..
oh, oh, uh huh, yeah..
oh, oh, uh huh, yeah..
oh, oh, uh huh, yeah..
oh, oh, uh huh, yeah..
oh, oh, uh huh, yeah..
oh, oh, uh huh, yeah..
oh, oh, uh huh, yeah..
(Repeat to fade)
"Why are you listening to that?"
"Cause I can" I said. Anyway, I'll skip the boring parts. Me went into the store, bought the toy. Got back into my house, shoved the toy in my sisters closet, and went back to bed.
My dream was very strange. I was in space. But walk-able space. With lasersharks (not really).
"Tonto, we're not opin Kansas anymore" I said (I ment Tonto)
"What?" I looked behind me and saw a small, sky blue, rainbow haired horse. The same type I bought for my sister.
"What?" I said
"What?" It said
"My friends drugged me didn't they?" I asked myself.
"What?" lIt said (It wasn't very bright)
"They drugged me" I said to it
"Oh. Okay" It said, trying to stop acting redundant.
"So." I said
"So, what's your name?" It asked.
"I'm Oliver" I said
"Cool I'm-"
"Let me guess! Your name is skittles!" I said, nailing its name
"No it's-"
"Shhh, don't you cry no more" I said petting her
"Get off!" The horse said
"Why" I asked
"Because! I'm the amazing, one and only, Rainbow Dash! Best flyer in Equestria!" She said flying up out of my arms an-Wait Flying! What the HELL! Oh I get it it's a dream thing.
"That's a terrible reason"
"Jerk" she said flying away. Only to hit an invisible barrier
"Ha!!!" I laughed at her
"So what do you want to do?" I asked Skittles. I didn't know what the hell just happened, but I was talking to the a horse in space with wings. And the introduction we had literally sucked ass. I mean, if I could I would change some of what I said but who really cares.
"I want to know where we are!" She yelled out, obviously just accepting the fact that we just had the worst intro humanly possible and pushed it off like it was nothing. So we just sat there. Until I felt a sharp pain in my ass.
P.S. Eat more skittles
I meet Bella from Twilight
Having a dream, that you are stuck inside space with a rainbow and sky colored horse is weird. Having a pain in the anus area whilst having that dream is also weird... and could make you scared of what's to come when you wake. Having 2 dreams in one night? Uncommon. Now, how does this tie in with the story? Because all of these rarities were happening to me. Now, the first symptom wasn't so bad, it was the second one that got me. For all I know I've been captured by bandits and they're doing some 'Not so friendly stuff' to me. As for the third, 2 dreams in one night has never happend to me. At least I was assuming it was a dream happening. I didn't even question why I had been able to feel everything perfectly, or why everything had been in so much detail. I'm an idiot.
"Um... help?" I called out into whatever unforeseen darkness my mind had made for me. Shit... that sounds really emo.
Emo stuff aside, I think that for you to get a better view of where in the pits of Hell I was. It was a small room, probably about the size of a kids bedroom. Then, imagine there's a bed somewhere in that room, pushed off to the side against a wall. There was nothing else around except for a lightbulb and a bunch of gray, boring as crap walls. Now, here's the kicker, I was half naked, chained up to the bed, the bed had no mattress, and the lightbulb seemed to be flickering. Is this some kind of new weird fetish? No, no way. I am *not** that weird*
"Hm... subject A seems to be male, possibly hermaphrodite. This thoery is assumed because of possible nipples. Subject seems to be able to eat both meat, and vegetables, courtesy of Colgate. Lyra concludes it to be human, if slightly off. May be a pony using a spell gone wrong. That could explain the reason why subject has possible nipples and testicles at once. Subject seems to have originally had a piece clothing on the top. Could suggest subject was either advanced enough to make clothes or was given them by his/her mate/friend/acquaintance/master. Subject seems prone to sharp objects and needles"
... was that voice talking about me? Because if so, that bitch is going to die!!! No-one. And I mean it! No One! Is calling me a hermaphrodite, AND ESPECIALLY not someone's servant! Why are you making my dream so HORRIBLE mind!
"Subject check 23. It has been 11 hours, 22 minutes. Rainbow Dash still will not wake, along with subject. Subjects tail still appears to be genuine and will be considered that until proven wrong"
11hours and 22 minutes? Rainbow Dash? Wasn't that skittles real name? Tail? I don't feel any... thing... back there... shit. I did indeed feel something in my pants. Well, two something's but 1 of them was new and protruding from the top of my buttock. Definately feels furry. Damn it mind.
Creak
I looked over at the source of the noise to see the door slowly opening inward to reveal yet another horse in one night full's dreams. She was... hard to explain. The most prominent thing was a large horn protruding from it's fore head. Its fur was a lavender purple, it's hair was a... magneta purple I think? She had a pinkish stripe through her hair too with the same color pattern on her tail. She had what looked to be... an ass tatoo? It was a starlike shape with, you guessed it! Purple coloring!
"Subject seems to be awake and aware and is observing its surroundings" She noted writing it down on... how is she writing that down? I looked at the feather she was using to write very carefully. Subject appears to be too lazy to write using physical means and has resorted to either invisible wires, or the more likely reason, necromancy. Yeah, necromancy is it.
"Test one... reactions to stimuli" She announced, using her invisible wire/necromancy and writing it down on her note page with a final swish. Did she say... stimuli? Oh HAEL NA!!!!! Using my quick wits I thought of the most prominent quote that fit my situation I could think of.
"I used to be an adventure like you... then I took an arrow to the knee" She looked at me like a... a pony that had a face... I don't know any face expressions that horses make, sorry. Anyway, as she looked at me with that... face... thing... I started trying to break the restraints. Come on dream hero powers! Don't fail me now!
Crack
Success! I jumped out of the seat, and ran into the door.
Snap
Now this dream is getting somewhere!
"Spike lock the doors!" The horse yelled out, trying to contact a friend. Probably another necromancer friend of hers.
Chink
"You've forced me to resort to my biggest power... Lucid dreaming!" I yelled at her. It was official, what started out as a short, weird, maybe fetish dream, had turned into all out lucid dreaming battle dreaming. Good job brain. I'm not as bored now.
Anyway I- what quote did I use? Hm... did I really just use a Skyrim quote? That one none the less? You know what, who care-"
"I got you!" The purple pony exclaimed as she picked me up with the wires. Wait... Where are the wires? Does that mean she really is a necromancer?! I, obviously, couldn't move, and looked like I was in an invisible air coffin.
"Does that mean this is a Harry Potter dream?" I voiced aloud to myself as I saw the purple horse whip out her notepage.
"Amazing... subject seems aware of its surrounding and is making claims of dreaming. Could be deluded. That could also explain violent behavior" At this point she seemed to be smiling from ear to ear, quite literally. "Subject may be... A new... INTELLIGENT SPECIES! Oh I can't hold it in anymore! This is amazing! Spike! Get down here!" She yelled out, calling down her other evil necromancer friend.
"What is it Twilight?" A child like, but man sounding voice said. I heard footsteps coming down the stairs and saw... a giant lizard. A GIANT freakin lizard. A giant, walking, LIZARD. He was purple and green with a, lizard thingy... you know, the weird things that look like a Mohawk? Whatever, he had one of those going down his back along with claws and a long tail.
"So, why did you ask me to lock the doors?" The lizard thing asked Bella from Twillight.
"No time for that Spike! I need to send a letter to princess Celestia!" Bella said back.
"Okay what do you want me to write?" Responded Spike from... um... I got nothing. Sorry world, no nickname this time.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I have recently found a creature outside of my friend Rainbow Dashes house. The peculiar thing about the creature is that it bears Rainbow Dashes tail and it appeared to wear clothing on all parts of its body. When it woke up it made a peculiar comment about knees and arrows and adventures then broke out of the chains I had it in in case it was dangerous. It broke down my door then ran out and started talking to itself. I don't know whether it was copying things out of other ponies mouths or if it is actually sentient though. I have dubbed it Subject A until it is given a name. I also still don't know whether it is a new species or an old one but I have never come across it in one of my books. Please respond when you have time.
From your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle
As the dragon wrote down the words Bella said without question (slave much?) and blew it... on... fire... what? The weird thing was instead of the letter crumbling to the ground into ash it sort of, disappeared.
"Necromancer..." I muttered under my breath.
"So, can it really speak?" Spike the non nicknamed lizard said.
"Well, it can at least copy phrases that it hears. When it broke out it said some phrase about arrows to the knees and adventuring then broke out. It's much stronger than I thought." Bella responded, answering NNL (Non-nicknamed Lizard).
"So how are we going to keep it contained?" He asked her, not realizing nothing could keep me contained.
"Well, first we need to see if it can talk. Can-you-under-stand-me?" Bella said, drawing out every word.
"No. I can't understand a word you're saying." I retorted back at her. She pulled back out her note page with her evil necromancy and started writing again.
"Subject also appears to have a side of sarcasm. Could show subject was not a pet. I still cannot get a straight answer that shows subject is sentient." She wrote down, feeling the need to dialogue everything.
"Current place, locked in a basement. Current situation, locked in dream state. Current subject, named subject A, appears to be calling me subject A. It appears to be horse like and can wield different types of necromancy. Its accomplice is almost as incompetent as it is. Accomplice shall be dubbed, subject B. Subject B appears to be a lizard like, lizard thing. May also be able to wield necromancy" I said, conjuring my invisible fake notebook with necromancy. "I hope I'll wake up soon" I muttered under my breath.
"Twilight, did that thing just talk?" NNL asked Bella.
"I think it did. Did it just call us... 'Subjects?'" Bella said, answering NNL's question.
"I think it did. Is that bad? That sounds bad... oh no.... what if it's secretly an... an, ALIEN!!! Twilight! Get princess Celestia! AHHHHH!" NNL screamed as he ran upstairs
"Of course it's an not an alien Spike, it may just be an accidental summon. I'm interested about the necromancy thing though. Necromancy is a forbidden art ever since we learned that instead of weakening a person it took out their soul and sent it to the Soul Cairn," Bella said.
Soul Cairn? Is this like, Skyrim with horses? That would be cool. Weird, but cool. And if that not necromancy then it has to be... what was that school of magic called that had a telekineses spell? I think it was alteration.
"-And that how foals and fillies are made," Bella said at the tail end of her sentence.
"What?" I asked, perplexed as to why she was explaining sex to me. Good thing I wasn't listening to that. I'd rather not know horse mating habits unless it will save my life
"I was explaining why you can't possibly be here, unless you were a new species that is undiscovered. So, am I right?" The purple (And also pink) horse asked me.
"3 things. One, 'Why U Do Dis MIND!' 2, how does explaining how I can't be real lead into the sex talk? 3... SHUT UP!!!" I roared at her, making her literally back up in fear. Her sudden moment of shock caused her to drop the spell, allowing me to get out of her magic spell. "FREEDOM!" I yelled, running out of the small, dank basement up into a... Library? Seriously? Who has a testing facility in a library?
"TWILIGHT!" The large, lizard thing yelled. Calling down to her
Oh crap, the lizard thing will give away my position after I leave! Ill have to take him with me. Damnit. Well, at least after that I just need to find another one of the holds and I'm home free!
"Hey! NNL!" Look at that conveyant distraction for at least 5 seconds!" I said pointing towards a window. He actually looked at it. He looked over at the window, with his hand to his chin as if thinking what was going to be over there.
"I don't see a conveyant distraction that will take my attention for at least 5 seconds where-" Before he could finish talking about how he couldn't find any conveyant distractions (Seriously? Dumb much?)
"Don't worry kid, where I'm taking you well make lots of money, and, if my suspicions are correct, we can smoke some marijuana after we gain a reputation as good thiefs," I said, oblivious to the look on the dragons face. Which, if I had looked, was the kind of face that said, plain and simple 'IM SCREWED'.
I did, after about 5 minutes of running finally look behind me. In the far distance I saw a shitload of pitchforks and torches running. Just another reason why the Twilight is the worse thing ever (The show, not the horse. Although the horse at this moment sucks too).
"Forest! No ones finding me in there! Come on NNL! We have some running to do!" I said, clutching the lizard tightly while running into the forest.
"HEEEELLLPPPPP MMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! He screamed, trying to yell at the villagers. Maybe if I had left him it would have been a better idea. Maybe he wouldn't have noticed where I was going and I wouldn't have to deal with this.
"Shut up lizard! Because of you and Bella, I don't even know whether or not I want to have dreams anymore. My dreams are alyways kinda crappy but this, this takes the cake!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. Giving my mind a mental middle finger.
"Oh! Did you say cake! I love cake! But triple decker double fudge chocolates my favorite. Oh, hi Spike! Anyway, do you like cupcakes? Those are my favorite! Hey, are you okay? You look sad. Do you need help?" A voice said, at a nearly incompetent babble, but slow enough so that it didn't sound like someone was just stringing words together. I looked over at the source of the voice to find a pink, fluffy, adorable horse, with, what looked to be actual sympathy in her eyes. And, I picked her up, turned around, and threw her at the incoming mob of horses.
I can only assume it looked something like this,
Why this is a thing, I don't know. But thanks anyway google.
Back to the story though. I turned back around and made a break for it into the forest. It was at that moment I started to feel dizzy. I heard the mob right behind me but I kept on stumbling, until I fell over, flat onto NNL.
"Sorry buddy," I said to the lizard.
"TWILIGHT! ANYPONY! HELP!" He screamed in my ear.
"Spike I'm here! Don't worry!" The malicious ball of purple fuz and terribleness said as it came walked into my line of sight.
"Twilight! Wait what's happening?" He exclaimed, alarmed at the sudden intrusion of light.
Im waking up!
"Twilight?" He questioned alarmingly at her.
"I... I can't grab a hold of you with my spell!" She screamed, with a single tear going down her face... thing... whatever it was.
Really brain? What kind of cliche attempt at sad shit was that?
I then closed my eyes. Intent on waking up, away from further emo dreams.
"Ugh! My head!" I muttered, as I slowly regained consciousness.
"Oliver? What happend?" I heard Jim ask, sounding slightly frightened.
I opened my eyes and saw my whole room was messed up. And to make things worse, there was a green and purple colored lizard next to me.
"What the fu-"
