T'was a sunny day in Ponyville. The birds chirped blissfully in the trees, the fillies and colts played, enjoying the freedom of the last few days of summer break. Twilight sat on a bench, viewing the peaceful scene before her. She took a deep breath of the fresh, clean air. Nothing could ruin this day...
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"THIS DAY IS RUINED!" Yelled Tommy Wiseau, in his French... Belgian? Polish? Accent. He had thrown his football deep into the woods behind him in the park. No way was he going in there!
"What, are you a little chicken? CHEEP-CHEEP-CHEEP-CHEEP!!!" Said Denny with his creepy molester smile, making a horrid rendition of a chicken.
Tommy looked at him with his dead, soulless eyes. "That's naaht true, it's bullshit, it's naaaaahhhhht."
Denny cracked a grin that would burrow deep into the souls of any puny mortal, excluding Tommy. "Then prove it! I'll go with you!" Said Denny. Tommy nodded in response, and they both journeyed deep into the woods...
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