O Hai Ponies

by AuTiSm

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Human, Comedy, Random
Length: 172

Tommy Wiseau, a genius of the arts of film finds himself lost in a strange land. Even worse, the natives are bent on tearing him apart. Can he escape?

Tommy Wiseau, a genius of the arts of film finds himself lost in a strange land. Even worse, the natives are bent on tearing him apart. Can he escape?

Crossover with The Room. I regret nothing.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-31 12:49:03 UTC

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART

T'was a sunny day in Ponyville. The birds chirped blissfully in the trees, the fillies and colts played, enjoying the freedom of the last few days of summer break. Twilight sat on a bench, viewing the peaceful scene before her. She took a deep breath of the fresh, clean air. Nothing could ruin this day...

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"THIS DAY IS RUINED!" Yelled Tommy Wiseau, in his French... Belgian? Polish? Accent. He had thrown his football deep into the woods behind him in the park. No way was he going in there!

"What, are you a little chicken? CHEEP-CHEEP-CHEEP-CHEEP!!!" Said Denny with his creepy molester smile, making a horrid rendition of a chicken.

Tommy looked at him with his dead, soulless eyes. "That's naaht true, it's bullshit, it's naaaaahhhhht."

Denny cracked a grin that would burrow deep into the souls of any puny mortal, excluding Tommy. "Then prove it! I'll go with you!" Said Denny. Tommy nodded in response, and they both journeyed deep into the woods...

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