Chapters One day I was born by mr. And mrs. Whooves , but they didnt want a colt alicorn they gave me to the ponyville adoption center l, there was a nice pegasus mare named fluttershy , and other ponies ,I loved being here but one day a mysterious wierd looking pony (im not sure he's even a pony) he called himself discord, he said in a calm voice "I'd like to adopt a pony please?" The clerk was scared she said "t...theres a...a..an alicorn p..p..pony over there " discord took me left bits on the table and left wit me , a couple years later I was 7 eight years old , I do chores for daddy discord and and I have so much fun.
One year later its my birthday im nine years old now and im in ms.cherrileess class it's fun being in my first day of school ,I make new friends , I play with toys, I blow bubbles and I do my most favorite drawing!. After school I drew a picture of daddy discord ,sister screwball , and me holding hands daddy discord liked it so did sister screwball, I run outside and try to learn to fly but I fall down get a super big boo boo daddy discord has to put a bandaid on it with neosporin, daddy discord know's I love the wonderbolts so since I've been good he got us tickets, I screamed "YAY ! I love my happy family" -the next day- were at the show and the wonderbolts are soaring through the sky ,my favorite is spitfire because I like her uniform its blue ,blue is my favorite color ,after the show, the wonderbolts notice me and ask if I want a picture I say yes and me,my family l, and the wonderbolts do a group picture , we go home .
cotton candy clouds, chocolate milk rain?
Today wasnt very much a good day for me,I accidentally knoked over daddy discord's clay trophy off the shelf, but he said it was okay, as long as I be careful next time. The next day I woke up and breakfast was on the table , my favorite eggs , bacon, hay, and chocolate milk, I had a very nice day today , I was the town and I happened to see sister derpy I smiled and said "hi sis" she looked back and said " hi brother" , today my dad made cottan candy clods that rain chocolate milk , it was funny ,but it tasted great . I love helping around the house , today I did the laundry it was fun I put them in, took them out and folded them.
I have seen the new kid in my class his name is dawn lighthooves, he is my best friend ,we hang out all the time, but then there was a bully the bully called me and dawn blank flanks and my feelings were hurt, a couple days later I got angry the bully called me a name and I snapped , I punched the bully square in the face but daddy discord says its okay because its self defence. Its been days since I was able to go back to school , I got suspended and I got to help daddy discord around the house it was fun, I usally stay inside helping discord ,playing video games,listening to music, checking hoofbook,Ect. Tonight I went to bed at exactly 10:00 pm ,then the next morning i woke up and got dressed and got ready for chores, chores are fun and I do them everyday.
Its been 5 years and im 16 years old, I have decided to join the Manehatten Marine Corps, they are a powerful army , I borrow my dads car to drive there. I walk up to the recruit bench by the High school , I sign my name "chriis aaalliccoorrnn"after im done signing I put down my number adress and bio,the army was tough, they trained us,yelled at us,etcetera and I didnt like how they treated us , but we have been in two wars.I almost died my choice of weapon is a "Honeybadger with holographic sights" I came back from the army when I was 20 years old ,after that the army changed me , I no longer control my feelings I snap randomely.
After I retired from the army and I seen a mare sitting in grass field , she was beautiful her name was Crescent Dreamer, I blushed as I saw her ,but it looked like she was sad I walked over and asked "hello ma'am are you okay?" She replied "yes.....im okay" we had a nice conversation then I walked and whispered "she is so beautiful" and then she kissed me on the cheek, I blush I was in love, a couple days later I found out that my wife cheated on me , so I said "meh" then went to ask out crescent I bent down on one knee pulling out diamond ring "will marry me" she said yes then we got married we now live a happy life in canterlot.............THE END