The School Wants my Blood.....
Chapter One: Another Day Another Nickel
Raul despite his name sounding more French like in nature was actually fully American or 'English' if you want to be technical. His parent were a bunch of culture freaks who would jump at the chance to go explore new countries just to see them and what they were like, Raul couldn't blame them either it's always been his top goal to explore space after he was done with the small things on earth.
I woke up at the distasteful sight of the devils fiery death staring at me through the curtains, the sun. Now I don't mind the sun during the afternoon and such but when I’m waking up I wouldn't care if they blew the damn thing up right where it was. As I pulled myself unwillingly from my comfortable bed I found myself in the bathroom looking at a miserable excuse for a human.
After about an hour of cleaning up showering and such I ate my breakfast and noticed the weather has been a bit weird as of late but everyone just says I’m becoming paranoid. I don’t care what they say a clown statue isn't supposed to move and squeak like it did, it still sends shivers down my spine just thinking about it. The weather called for an insane snow storm making its way down the east coast.
When I had enough of the awesome music from the weather channel I got up and started the trek from my dorm room in Johnson and Wales University. The walk had been mostly uneventful up until I got tripped by the school douche-bags. They honestly were always looking for a fight, and I was more than willing to give it to them.
Now I never said I was the best fighter but I was decent enough to hold my own until a professor came by and in the same breath I breathed in when I saw him the next he was gone. All I heard were three smacks and the three stooges were on the ground writhing in pain from their knuckles being hit by a metal ruler.
I sometimes asked him why he carried the thing but right now was not the right time as he looked at me the same fire in his eyes as he lifted the ruler to deliver my punishment I closed my eyes waiting for it to slowly come but it never did not until I opened my eyes to see him smiling.
Growing frustrated at the growing predicament I proceeded to class after thanking the professor by paying him in limes. Now before you ask ‘why limes? ‘ I will never tell anyone why that agreement was made or how so just let sleeping beasts sleep and maybe just maybe I will hint toward it in the future maybe not.
Anyway with that out of the way the walk to the classroom was a quick 3 minutes seeing as how it’s down the hall from my dorm. Cringing outside the door when I heard the teacher disciplining the poor student. Unbeknownst to me I was late, really late, like 5 minutes late. This was not a class I did not want to be late to seeing as if I was my head would be on a silver platter with a 60 year old teacher sprinkling pepper on it. So as sad as I was to walk in the room I had to do it in order to get the homework. Now before you go on saying thing like ‘you would risk your life for homework?’ this was a class I did not want to fail, it was culinary arts so knocking this off my list is a start.
When I walked into the room everything fell silent as the teacher got up to look at me than proceeded to tell me to sit down and write a 2 page essay on why I was late and how sorry I was. Now you’re all thinking ‘that’s pretty harsh for being late…’ but honestly it was a god send compared to the other people who were late.
When the class ended the teacher pulled me to the side and asked why I was late. I told her the truth of course, well if the truth was that I helped Mr. Wazoski out with bringing in some supplies, but no one needed to know that wasn’t the truth.
When I was on my way to my next class I felt a tugging on the back of my hoodie. When I looked to see who it was exactly my brain nearly broke. Well seeing as how I forget to tell my girlfriend of five years why I didn't meet up with her, I wasn't about to be forced to tell now. When I turned to run it felt like I ran into a brick wall and then blacked out
Now so most pf you can get a picture of what my girlfriend looks like she about five foot five, blonde, and blue eyes. Yeah she’s a looker that’s for sure.
When I woke up I was in the nurses’ office with my girlfriend sitting next to me sleeping, which was the cutest thing I have EVER seen in my life. Well moving on, I quietly got out of the bed and immediately my head started spinning and a quick yelp of pain escaped my lips as my hand rushed to my mouth to prevent sound I looked over to see if angelica woke up. She did.
While I explained everything to her she seemed calm about it and said if I did anything like that again she would put me back here personally. Which I couldn’t help but smile and hug her for seeing as that was her way of saying that she cared about me. Not to mention she told me I actually did run into a brick wall…
Seeing as it was lunch period we had lunch with the nurse who was more than funny, she was a walking comedy act. All I had was soup though because I didn’t want them wearing un-digested food if you know what I mean. Okay I’ll stop trying to be funny.
Well after lunch with the nurse we headed to my dorm so I can rest there. By the time we got their classes were almost over anyway. So angelica decided to stay with me in my dorm so she can make sure I was okay (~). Before any of you start running wild with your imaginations we do not sleep in the same bed, it’s against campus rules for couples to sleep in the same bed, couch, chair, etc.…
So, now since that’s cleared up let’s continue shall we? Alright when I was asleep I had the weirdest dream that I ever had. It was about a world filled with ponies that had humans as pets, which was the most disturbing thing there considering the ponies were multi-colored. Well it didn’t help that when I woke up I was in a cold sweat and angelica was near me with a warm rag. When she was done explaining what happened when I was asleep she said I was mumbling something fierce and before I woke up I said “YOU MUST FREE THEM”. Now when someone tells you that you normally start freaking out right? Well not me…. I completely flipped my shit.
