goat simulator

by thatguy45

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 412

a goat wreaks havoc.

once, there was a goat.

that's all that needs to be said, really.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-27 03:04:29 UTC

derp

you know what? i think i'm gonna start this off with something stupid. Celestia derped.

derp

300 eyes swiveled around to the sun monarch.

"uhhh... pardon me, i usually keep that under control."

derp

this time it was luna. "what?! no no no no no no no no no, it must have been cadence!"

"what?! don't pin this on me!!"

derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp! "... methinks that you should keep that under control."

"what, like you did?"

"how dare thee! have at!" and of course, a royal dinner cannot be truly completed without a fight.

"are they always like this?" asked the youngest and stupidest of the princesses, twilikesparple. why, she can't even break the fourth wall to repair things like that yet! and then, her friends showed up.

"hi twilight! we're here for no reason!"

something somewhere took a breath

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"okay, seriously, why is this happening?" and a goat flung himself through the window.

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"wat." was the first thing that came out of the goats mouth. every pony was in massive shock. that was completely absurd. half of the goats body was stuck in the floor. "oh, right. don't suppose i could have a little help? no? well alrighty then." the goat disappeared, then reappeared in front of them. it took all of four second for ten guards to point their sharp pointy sticks at the goat. not that it mattered.

"what was that?"

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" one fus roh bah later, and ten guards were everywhere but in front of the goat. "wait! i have an awesome idea! how many of you like to dance?" about half the ponies raised their hooves. "perfect!" he disappeared, and reappeared again but this time he had a ridiculous looking hat on. it was bulbous, blue mouse head. then suddenly music played.

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twilight found herself, along with luna, Celestia, cadence, and her friends, were dancing to a stupid, albeit catchy, song. "well that was fun. i'm gonna go somewhere else though." the music abruptly stopped, and his head returned to normal. then he jumped out the window again.

"hey wait! it's a three hundred foot drop!"

"i don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaare!" the ponies ran to the window, and watched in fascinated horror as the mystery goat fell to his death. which didn't happen. instead of the splatter they had expected, the goat bounced off the ground with a comedic slap, then righted himself and ran off along the streets of canterlot.

"well that happened."

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