Weeping Human

by PostTest

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Human, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Spike, Comedy
Length: 3010

A human-turned-statue-that-can-move is looked on by Twilight Sparkle.

George was a fairly normal human. In events that should've killed him, or have killed him, he is sent to Equestria.
Join George as he ventures the wonderful traps of Twilight Sparkle's treebrary, explores the Everfree Woods, feel loneliness, and being able to move.

Published 2015-01-27 17:30:03 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-30 13:13:41 UTC

The past thousand years

I'm not really weeping. I guess I got my name from those Weeping Angel things in the Doc Who series since I move when no one is looking and stop when they look at me. Red light, green light.

I wasn't always like this.. Okay maybe I was since my time in Equestria I was because I got shot in the face with a rainbow death beam that passed me and shot also the guy behind me named Discord(I call him Dissy).

At first, I was walking down the streets at Earth, heading back towards my home. I reached a footbridge, then obviously went up to walk over. But the footbridge apparently was unstable and crashed below me, sending me to my near death.

The fall didn't kill me, the suffocation did. When I fell down, I was groaning and every part of my body hurt. I cried, but I got ran over by a car. So I couldn't. Debris were all over, the dust particles floating everywhere. I felt oxygen in my lungs disappear, and wham! I'm dead.

At least, back then, I thought so.

My near-death experience had created a portal under me. I don't know why- but the next thing I know I was sucking in air like crazy, and also falling to my death like crazy.

I screamed for my life. I turned and saw the ground coming above me fast. Pink clouds soared above me and multi-colored flooring spread at all directions. Three figures were right below me. Two horses with horns and wings and a serpent thingy that looks funny.

"-it's over, Discord!" The white horse calmly said. The other one, the blue horse, nodded in agreement next to her.

"What could you possibly do to hurt me?" The draconequss asked, sneering.

"This." The two alicorn sisters floated up to the air with white eyes, their horns charging up with energy.

Around this time, I was near the ground already, and was already bracing for impact. But when the alicorn sisters shpt the rainbow of death, it got me as well.

"Nooo!" I heard a cry somewhere near me, and a cracking of stones. "I shall return!"

After the rainbow death, I apparently fell to the floor. I don't know how I survived the six hundred mile fall. Maybe the rainbow death ray gun softened my fall? That's a much better explanation than aliens with trajectory beams.

I felt my feet go numb, then my legs, torso, then my arms. I didn't know what was happening, so I struggled, and gained control for a short while, allowing myself to stand.

"It seems as if we caught something else." The blue alicorn whispered to her sister.

"Indeed." Thanks, captain obvious.

Then my whole body went numb. I couldn't feel anything, not breath, hear, feel. Nothing. I felt numb all over. I can only see what's happening in front of me plus peripheral vision.

"Should we try to free it?" Blue alicorn asked.

"No." Whitey firmly replied. "Both are to be kept in custody. The creature may be a creation of Discord."

Racists! Boo!

Fast forward a few hundred years, and my sanity hasn't been faring well. The twin alicorns found the ponies, which were very much like them minus the fact that they don't have both horns and wings. The twins ruled over them nicely, but Blue Alicorn turned evil and got banished to the moom. Shame.

My gaze settled on the flora in front of me and my neighboring statue, Discord. The alicorn sisters deemed fit to place us in their Royal Garden, where most high-priority prisoners turned statues were placed. Others are crushed and destroyed.

Crack!

That sound was the only thing close to hope I have. I never gave up on trying to escape. Maybe this'll be the chance!

I forced my body to have feeling, and believe it or not, it had. I could feel my arms, my legs, my face! I could look around now instead of one direction, which sucks, because I don't like the band.

I hopped down my pedestal, making a small dent to the ground below my stone hard feet.

Stone hard?

I'm still a statue, but one with feeling. I could move freely now! I could-

"What the-" the pony gardener, Flora, said, confused. "How did the statue fall down there?"

Flora was an earth pony, female, and had three flowers for a cutie mark. She's awfully shy(as she talks to the statues about her life. I don't think she knows we're all prisoners.), has a yellow coat and blue mane. She talks to us statues a lot.

I tried to run away, but I couldn't. It wasn't because I was frozen by fear, but because I was frozen. Again. My body felt numb all over. Ugh.

The earth pony tried to push me, revealing no success. Then she tried to tip me over then push me, but only proved that overturned statues are harder to push than standing statues. So she just stood there, panting.

Finally she relented, looked away, and called for unicorn help.

That's when I felt my body again. I realized that moment that if someone stares at me, I can't move. I can only freely move when no one looks at me.

So I made a break for it.

Fast forward to present time (Twilight Sparkle time). I found out over the years I'm immortal, and with the time span between my escape and present time, I explored most Equestria unseen. Literally.

I reside in the Everfree Forest, where I hone my newly found deadly skills. Apparently, I'm an assassin and I can kill anything that doesn't look at me. Even the strongest adult dragon can't stand against a Weeping Human. How do I know? A giant dragon tried to pee on me only to find out later that his neck was cut open by my bare fingers.

I go to the castle of the Royal Pony Sisters. I like being a statue near here, even though no one stays here anymore. A lone traveler often comes across the castle and pays their respects. I stalk them around until they scream and shout and run away.

But now, I feel a large source of dark energy. Curious, I try to sneak a peek in what it was.

I can't move.

I struggle against the bonds of rock, only to find it was useless. Someone must be looking at me.

Instead, I look forward and see six ponies- purple, orange, cyan, yellow, white and pink. They all look at me.

"What is that horrendously looking thing?" The white one asks, horrified.

That thing has feeling, ass!

"Whatever it is, we can deal with it later." Purple quickly says. "Nightmare Moon is to be dealt with now!"

The other ponies charged inside the castle with purple, showing their agreement to Purple- who must be leader.

My body regains control, and I fall to my knees, catching my breath. Being a statue can grant immortality, powerful weapons, and great sight, but unfortunately does not grant breathing while being a statue. You can find yourself always desperate for air when you're a statue. Sometimes, we take the most important things for granted, and we regret not taking it seriously when we lose them.

After catching my breath, I cautiously walk inside the castle of the Pony sisters. I stop moving immediately- I mean it literally. I couldn't move, it means someone is looking at me.

The six ponies that entered is faced against a large- as a large as Celestia herself may have been- dark blue Alicorn.

Impossible, the only Alicorns left alive were Celestia and Luna..

Oh.. Yeah.. Luna.

I see her wearing her full battle armor from her last clash against Celestia, the one that banished her to her power, the moon. She's laughing maniacally.

But suddenly, these ponies, the ones that just entered, started glowing and floating. The last time I saw this was a thousand years ago, when..

When..

Rainbow death beam.

Sure enough, the rainbow death beam shot out from the six of them, heading towards Nightmare Moon. From here, I could hear the 'Noo!'

Then there, lay down was a smaller alicorn. Now much of a lighter blue, like the night sky, with mane a flowing blue with stars in them. Celestia appears almost immediately, surprising the six ponies. Using this opportunity, I try to run away. Sadly, Celestia notices me and uses her magic to bring me to her place.

"You know about this statue, Princess Celestia?" The purple pony asks, surprised. Celestia sets me down to face the six ponies who're looking at me a little confusingly, minus the white one who is looking at me like I'm a dead, rotting fish.

"Yes." Celestia answers. I can't see her face, she's behind me. "He is a living being, capable of walking the ground and seeing as we ponies do. He wasn't always like this, but that is a story for another time. But I must warn you not to look away from him."

"What do you mean, Princess?" The cyan one asks. "It doesn't look strong. I bet I can take it down, 10 seconds flat."

Celestia chuckles. "I doubt it. I once saw an old dragon killed with the creature's hands."

The ponies gasp, and the yellow pony faints. The cyan pony looks at me as if I was a walking killing machine, which I can assure everyone at this room this room, I'm not.

How did you know it was me?

"You're the only one who can cut quite cleanly and precisely." Celestia replies. "Besides, who can quite easily cut down a dragon?"

Oh coo- wait.. You can hear me?

"Yes." Celestia chuckles. "All the time, and all around the world."

.. Fuck.

"Uh, Princess?" The orange pony asks, confused. "Who are ya talkin' to?"

"Him." I feel Celestia's hoof on my shoulder. "I could hear him and I bet Luna could, too, when she wakes up."

"But it has no mouth!" The white one protests.

I HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YOU KNOW. Fucking racist..

Celestia winces at my sudden outburst, and clears her throat. "I should tell you that he doesn't appreciate it. In fact, he said some.. inappropriate words to prove his point."

I hear a groan beside me. Sadly, I can't see Luna standing up, due to the fact that she was indirectly looking at me, plus the fact that I'm currently a statue.

Wait.. Those are the same.

The sisters exchanged words, and Luna says, ashamed. "Sister, will you ever forgive me?"

YES! No one is looking!

Unfortunately, I must have been thinking too loud as every alicorn in the room whips their heads towards me.

"..what?" Luna dumbly says.

"Exactly." Celestia sighs. "And yes, dear Luna. I already have."

A large smile planted itself on Luna's muzzle as she's hugged by her older sister. And lover-dover sister stuff happens.

The two sisters now look at me. I could also see the ponies looking at me.

Can't.. Move..

"Twilight.." Celestia begins.

"I'd be happy to, Princess Celestia!" The purple one immediately says, smiling.

"Yow know me too well, Twilight Sparkle." Celestia chuckles.

With magic, they carried me to a treehouse- a library- and set me down a little to the left of the front door. I feel ponies' gaze on me, making me unable to move.

Sigh.. I feel like I want to weep.

Testing, testing, 1 2 3..

Author's Note

First of all, THANK YOU ALL for the MASSIVE amount of favorites, reads, and likes in the first day of the posting. I mean seriously. My notifications had a lot in them.

Secondly, thank you for the compliments down the comment section! It really means a lot to me, since I'm a beginner writer and my first language is not english(the to and too are confusing).

Lastly, soft criticism is allowed in the comments. Point out my flaws, mistakes in grammar, and simply the wrongness of it, and I'll be sure to edit or reply in earnest.

Enjoy :twilightsmile:

Testing, testing, 1 2 3..

When Twilight Sparkle, the purple unicorn, closes the door, she also lifts me up in her magic aura and brings me to the basement, which was a room with nothing but a few bookshelves.

"Spike!" Twilight yells. "Can you watch it for a few minutes?" She asks as Spike runs down the basement.

"Sure thing, Twi!" Spike eagerly accepts the request and watches me. Like a hawk.

For the whole four hours, Spike the dragon keeps watching me. He doesn't go up for bathroom breaks, he doesn't go up for snacks, he doesn't even blink, I mean wow. That's way beyond creepy.

I guess being cartoonish also helps. I think as I notice Spike's purple outline.

On that four hours, I was randomly spewing out words. Even those that didn't make sense to me, or words long forgotten that I remember now due to that random spew.

Being stared at for hours began making me feel claustrophobic once more, like the few years I had as a new statue. I didn't like this.

I didn't need to like this. I shouldn't have tried to find out what that enormous source of dark magic was.

Heaving a sigh, I play the word game again.

Pi.. Pie.. Sigh.. Tie.. Lie.. Vie.. Die.. Tie.. Ma- Oh there's Twilight!

Sure enough, Twilight Sparkle walks down the stairway, surprising Spike, who in turn turned around to look at Twilight Sparkle in surprise, who, also in turn, tripped down the stairway, bringing Spike along with her.

A few seconds of freedom's given to me, and I embrace it and attempt to run for it.

"Oh no you don't!" The muffled voice of Twilight Sparkle growls. Horn glowing, she grabs my stone foot, which makes me trip.

Why the foot and not the body? I don't know. Maybe for comedic relief. Or revenge. Don't know, don't care.

I trip just a few inches from the stairs, it's woods exterior mocking my attempt to escape.

God-fucking-damn it!

I hear a groan behind me and a certain unicorn grabbing me by her magic. She set me down in the same place she put me last time.

"Hold this." She says, grabbing a mirror from.. where did it come from? Anyway, she grabbed it from her sides and makes my hand hold it, which was on my side bent the wrong way.

She then proceeds to use magic to attempt to turn it.

Well this isn't so.. OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT FUCKING HURT YOU FUCKING UNICORN YOU FUUUU

What happened was this : Twilight was attempting to use magic to move my arm that was holding the mirror near me so that I could see my face. But she couldn't move it, so she added more force.. Added more force.. Added more force.. And then my arm broke off my body. And let me tell you, that pain was worse than death. At least death is painless right after, but in this case.. I can still feel it..

Back to the screaming and shouting..

PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK! I mentally scream as Twilight panics and tries to put the arm back by pushing it back.

"It won't work!" Twilight screams.

Meanwhile, Spike is upstairs cooking dinner. He happened to hear Twilight scream, so he immediately runs down the stairs.

"Twilight! Twilight, what's wrong!" Spike asks, but quickly finds out when he finds my decapitated arm in her magic aura.

For a few moments, everything was silent.

"Uh." Spike chuckles nervously. "I'll get the duct tape."

Spike's child footsteps echoed at the basement, given the fact that no one talks on, before or after Spike left.

And then we scream.

--

A few minutes of duct tape, glue, and magical attaching got me all patched up, but ugly for that matter. I had duct tape in my left shoulder, and a bunch of glue that spilled out of the part they reconnected. I look ugly.

When Twilight fixed my arm, she didn't even try to redo what she did a while ago, instead, she left it at the same place.

Twilight yawns. "I'm sleepy." Risking a glance over her shoulder, she sees her number one assistant, Spike, already curled up asleep at the floor. She smiles, seeing how cute it is.

Taking this as an advantage, I tiptoe closer to her. Luckily, she didn't notice either because she's partially deaf or I'm really stealthy.

I'd pick the former.

"I'm going back to bed." Twilight yawns. She grabs Spike in her magic aura, making it comfortable for him and being careful not to wake him up. "I'm testing you first thing in the morning!"

Oh god..

No testing..

Please..

Anyway, Twilight Sparkle turns her back and walks up to her room. Her hoofsteps grow fainter and fainter.. Gone. A slam is heard upstairs, and I assume that Sparky's already in her room.

Growing excited, I tiptoe. The basement had stone floors, which made it hard to sneak because of the echoes. I reach the stairs and also tiptoe up.

The house is dark. No candles are lit, and only snoring from above is heard. Looking around, I notice a few bookshelves with a lot of books and the door.

The door!

I run to the door, eager to escape, but someone foils my plan.

As soon as I step near the door, a trapdoor above me opens up, revealing a mirror tied on a rope.

She did all this in four hours?

I call hax.

At first, the mere thought of me freezing myself by looking at myself in the mirror has me laughing, my sides aching. But the red-light green-light took it's rules and applies it to me, as well.

...

Can't move..

The me in the mirror is statue like. Doesn't move a muscle.

Twilight did say she's gonna test me tomorrow morning.

Maybe I could test her house too.