The Dazzlings' Chemical X-Ident

by ArtisanScribe

Training Montage

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The sun had risen on this Saturday morning only a few hours ago and Sonata was already up. She literally flew downstairs in her pink pajamas, planted herself on the floor, and switched the television on. Sonata sat in front of the television eating a bowl of the sweetest, most sugary cereal that the supermarket had to offer. It was good that she could fix a simple bowl of cereal without a catastrophe taking place. She giggled in delight as her favorite Saturday morning cartoon began. The orchestrated, heroic music blared from the TV just as Aria trudged her way down the stairs in her hoodie and a pair of jeans. Her hair was done up in its usual twin tails, just sloppier.

"You mind turning that down?" she grumbled and let out a yawn. "In case you didn't know, it's 8 in the morning."

"Sorry, Ari, can't right now, my show's starting!" Sonata said with glee.

Aria glanced at the TV and saw three little kindergarten age girls with humongous heads and eyes flying around and beating up criminals. The redheaded one with the big red bow on her head looked like she was the leader. The blonde one with pigtails reminded her of Sonata, a lot. The brunette was the tough one.

"You're always bossing us around, and I'm sick of it!" the brunette snapped at the redhead.

"I'm right there with you, sister," Aria spoke, walking into the kitchen.

Aria poured herself a cup of coffee and opened the freezer. She retrieved a small package of frozen sausage and emptied it onto a plate. However, before she put it in the microwave she looked at it, and then at Sonata. She thought back to yesterday when Sonata used her laser vision to burn the flower and melt the ice that encased her.

"I wonder..." Aria thought aloud.

Aria set the plate down on the counter and focused her gaze on the frozen sausages. Her eyes began to feel hot and turn red. A split second later, two red hot beams shot from her eyes and began to heat the sausages. They began to sizzle under her gaze and smell really good. After about a minute, Aria stopped and looked at her work. The sausages were cooked to perfection and ready to be eaten. Aria smiled to herself and went back into the living room to enjoy her breakfast.

Aria sat on the couch and looked on as Sonata watched her show. Soon, the end credits began to roll and Sonata shot into the air, again, flying in circles.

"That was the greatest episode ever!" she cheered. "Did you see the way that they beat up that mean, old monster? It was awesomesauce, for realzies!"

"Sonata, you're ten thousand years old and you're still watching kiddie shows?" Aria said with a smirk.

"Well, at least, the shows I watch are way better than the shows you watch." Sonata replied, crossing her arms in a pout.

"Are you kidding?!" Aria laughed. "Wrestling is awesome!"

"Oh, then I guess I was mistaken when I heard the Sailor Moon theme song down here last week," Sonata said with a wicked glint in her eyes.

Aria's eyes went wide and a massive bright blush formed on her face.

"I thought we decided to keep that a secret!" Aria whispered through gritted teeth. "You promised not to tell anyone!"

Sonata giggled and hovered above Aria.

"Oh, I haven't told anyone...yet. Ooh, let's not forget your little cosplay session, and the massive amount of selfies you took."

Sonata held up Aria's phone showing her multiple photos of herself in a Sailor Moon costume. Aria's blush deepened significantly and her face was almost completely red.

"Wh-where did you get that?!" Aria stuttered and reached up, trying to snatch her phone away. "Give it back!"

"Does it matter?" Sonata asked, a smirk painted on her face. "Oh, and don't worry, I took plenty of pictures and videos myself."

Aria's eyes widened in horror, her face completely beet red.

Sonata turned the phone to herself, holding it higher and chuckling as she scrolled through the photos.

"I personally prefer the Hatsune Miku costume, don't you?" she said.

A wicked grin plastered itself onto Sonata's face and she leaned close to Aria, the latter attempting to back away only to find herself trapped. Beads of sweat began to form on Aria's forehead; her heart and breathing rates climbing by the minute. Aria could feel Sonata's breath on her face as she stared into her little sister's suddenly dark eyes.

"Now," Sonata began darkly. "If you want me to keep this little secret of yours safe, you won't say another word about my favorite shows. Unless you want me to leak these onto the Internet..."

"Y-you wouldn't dare..." Aria said.

"Oh, no?" Sonata asked her thumb over the upload button on Aria's phone. "So, are we in agreement?"

Aria could only nod as the sheer terror had prevented her from speaking. Sonata's face suddenly lit up as if nothing had happened.

"Great! Thanks, Ari, I'm gonna go get dressed!" she said, cheerily.

Sonata flew up the stairs and Aria heard her giggling at the top. She wiped the sweat from her brow, her heart still racing.

"Sometimes I worry about that little idiot." Aria thought to herself.

Adagio came downstairs and looked at Aria with confusion.

"What's wrong with you?" Adagio asked. "You look pale."

"I don't wanna talk about it..." Aria replied, her voice shaking slightly.

-ooooo-

"Alright girls, let's establish what new abilities we have," Adagio said.

Sonata raised her hand excitedly.

"Ooh, ooh, Dagi, pick me!" she said.

Adagio groaned and pinched the bridge of her nose in annoyance.

"Yes, Sonata?"

"We can fly!" Sonata said as she hovered in midair.

"Sonata, how do I put this lightly?" Adagio growled angrily. "I said new abilities! We already know we can fly! See?!"

Both Adagio and Aria floated up to their little sister's level easily.

"Oh, yeah I forgot," Sonata giggled scratching the back of her head.

"Anything else besides flying?" Adagio asked, turning to Aria and glaring slightly at Sonata.

"Well, I just found out that I have laser vision, too," Aria said triumphantly.

"Show me," Adagio sneered.

"Gladly," Aria replied.

She focused her gaze on Sonata and grinned evilly.

"Aria, what are you doing?" Sonata asked fearfully.

Aria's only reply was:

"Payback."

Sonata zipped out of Aria's line of sight just in time for the lasers to hit a nearby tree.

"Watch where you're shooting!" Sonata exclaimed angrily. "You almost hit me!"

"That was the plan," Aria said with a laugh.

Suddenly, a loud creaking noise resounded in the air. The Dazzlings looked toward the tree that Aria hit to see that it was coming down at an angle that would destroy their home. The worst part of it all was that this wasn't just an ordinary tree, and Sonata knew it.

"PEANUT!!!" she screamed and dove toward the tree.

She grabbed it and hauled it above her head with ease. She placed the tree back on its stump and held it in place. Adagio and Aria looked on in shock. Sonata looked up at her bewildered sisters and called out to them.

"The tree's not going to hold! Dagi, Ari, I need your help!"

The two looked at each other and flew over to Sonata. They saw Peanut and a few other squirrels, presumably his family, standing around the tree. Sonata lifted the tree and sat it on its side. She then turned to Adagio and Aria.

"Girls, can you help me lift this into the backyard?" she asked them.

Without a word, the two sirens each took hold of one end of the tree while Sonata took the middle to balance it out. Together, the three sirens flew the tree into their backyard.

"What now?" Aria asked as they set the tree down.

"The tree's too long to stay back here on its side," Adagio said. "We need to cut it to a suitable size."

She turned to Aria.

"Aria, on my mark, we'll start cutting from each end until Sonata says to stop."

"How do you know you have laser vision?" Aria asked.

"If you two have it, then I must have it too," Adagio replied.

"That makes sense," Sonata added.

Aria shrugged and turned to her end of the tree. Adagio gave the signal and the two started to slice the tree on either end until it was about the size of an average log.

"It's perfect!" Sonata cheered. "How do you like your new home Peanut?"

Peanut and his family cheeped happily and ran inside their new home.

"All in a day's work!" Sonata said triumphantly, as she stood in a heroic pose.

Adagio and Aria both facepalmed until all three sirens suddenly heard someone clapping. They returned to the front yard to see a very short person in a beige trenchcoat and a large fedora on their head. White gloves covered his hands and white boots covered his feet. Sonata immediately recognized the person.

"Hey, it's you!" Sonata called.

"You know him?" Adagio and Aria asked in unison.

"Duh, of course, I know him!" Sonata replied with a roll of her eyes. "He's the guy who gave me the taco sauce that gave us superpowers!"

Sonata flew over to the man and smiled at him.

"Hey, mister, did the operation go well?"

"Oh, yes it went very well..." The man replied. "I did not expect the effects to take hold so suddenly."

"Well, it's good to see that you're all better!" Sonata said with a smile. "By the way, I never did catch your name."

The man chuckled to himself and began to remove his trenchcoat and fedora. He threw them to the ground and stood before the Dazzlings in all of his glory. A white dome with purple stripes sat atop his head. A violet cape flowed behind him and he wore an indigo suit with a white belt around his waist. The three sisters looked on in silence until Sonata started screaming.

"Sweet seas below, he's been MUTILATED!!!"

"I think you mean mutated." Adagio corrected.

"Who are you?" Aria asked. "For that matter, what are you?"

"I am a being of extreme intelligence. Intelligence far beyond that of an average human. Yes, I am indeed mutated, by the same thing that has given you superpowers. I was only but a simple primate, a chimpanzee to be exact, with seemingly no intelligence whatsoever. After an accidental explosion, I became a being so incredibly intelligent that I gained the ability to speak, meaning that I can talk. Through my intelligence, I have created many things so incredibly complex that even modern day scientists could not comprehend the complexity of my inventions. Also, on the day of that accidental explosion, I was mutated, transformed and disfigured into the being you see before you. Henceforth, I became known as, meaning that my name became known to the world as, the one and only, meaning that I,me, myself alone am the only one to be named Mojo Jojo!"

The Dazzlings were silent once again.

"Yes, well that's great and all, but we have to be going now," Adagio said, grabbing Sonata and pushing Aria toward the house.

"I thought you wanted to rule this world," Mojo said with a sneer.

Adagio froze and turned back to Mojo with a smirk of her own.

"Now you've peaked my interest." she said.

"Excellent," Mojo said, wringing his hands together. "With your powers and my genius, the people of this world will crawl at our feet."

Sonata looked at Mojo and suddenly gasped.

"Girls, we can't trust him!!" she said.

"Why not?" Aria asked.

"He's just like the villain in my favorite show: The Powderpuffy Girls!" Sonata cried. "He's Koko Bobo; the archenemy Bellossom, Blissey, and Butterfree!! He's evil!"

"You still watch that kid show?" Adagio laughed.

"Don't talk to her about that," Aria warned.

"You'll have to excuse our little sister," Adagio said, smiling at Mojo. "We think she was dropped on her head when she was a fill--I mean, baby. Now, what were you saying about taking over this world?"

Sonata glared at Adagio and then at Mojo. She didn't care what her sisters thought. She knew what she was talking about, and she was going to stop Mojo Jojo no matter what it took.


Author's Note

Chapter 3 is done! Only two more to go! Again, let me know what you guys think! :pinkiehappy: The end's coming up pretty soon. Thank you guys for reading so far!

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