Twilight Sparkle - Coffee Things

by TonToonM

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Romance
Length: 1301

Twilight Sparkle just finished her Government work from her basement. Also getting a text message from her girlfriend to drink the new coffee.

Twilight Sparkle just finished her Government work from her basement. Also getting a text message from her girlfriend to drink the new coffee.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-28 01:48:28 UTC

Coffee Government

"Well I'm finally finished Spike, I constructed the Super Computer, it's way better than the one Alan Turing made," said Twilight eagerly.

"Roof Roof," cried Spike happily.

"Seems to be your happy, that's good, alright then," said Twilight clapping her hands together, "Let's start this..."

The engine rotors started and spined, eventually all of them was spinning, since there was only 12 of them. The rest of the machine was made of adamantium, Twilight bought some from the Black Market for 5,000,000 Bit Coins. Twilight had a net worth, of over 300 Trillion U.S. Dollars.

But she decided to keep it a huge secret which only the Russian and United States government know.

The Microchips beeped in the order to unlock the wires inside the Super Computer. In turn, turned on the Ethernet cable which divided itself into 4 different cords and connected to the wall. This sent out signals and connected to every single satellites every launched into outerspace

in human history. She could not remotely access the whole worlds internet and shut it down within minutes. Of course Twilight chose not to do this, since she did not want to ruin everything mankind has did, she swore to protect it with her own life.

"Alright I'm all connected Mr. President, nothing will harm the world now," said Twilight.

"Good, enjoy your day now, remember don't tell anyone, you job is done for now. If we need anything else we will just call you," hummed the President.

Thus the call ended. The call was untraceable. Twilight looked on the Giant Monitor in her basement. The whole world was using the internet, Trillions of data sent and received from computer to computer around the globe. It was more used in areas like Europe and North America.

But there was also an equal amount of data in the middle east and the East Asian areas. She laughed at the thought the world thinks the Government did not decode the walls of the Tor Network of the deep web.

Twilight yawned then said, "Man I feel tired, Spike are you awake?"

Spike was sleeping against the wall with a pillow he received on his birthday.

"I guess he is sleeping heh," laughed Twilight, "I need to sleep to."

Before she could leave the room though she got a text from an unknown number.  Twilight was smart enough to know she could trace down the number; when the number was traced down though, she had to use cryptography to find out who's number it was. Turns out it was Sunset Shimmer, her girlfriend. Twilight never told her parents she was a lesbian, they would have never understood her. Twilight read the message, it said.

Hey Twi, it's me Sunset, once you have decoded this, then you should drink the coffee grinds I sent to you. It is 37% stronger than regular coffee, should keep you up for days. Don't worry there are no side effects, the coffee should be on store shelfs in 2 days. I just sent you a first look, since you know, your my girlfriend and all. Enjoy your day and peace out. ALAN TURING FTW!!!! 360 NOSCOPES!!!

Signed, Sunset Shimmer

Twilight laughed at the message. She texted her back in regular form that she should have used Engima, she would have liked it better then spending 5 minutes trying to decode it using cryptography. Twilight put her smart phone down and ran to her front door. Beneath her were

the newly made coffee grinds sent by her lover. Twilight remembered the first time she met Sunset, the only reason Twilight liked Sunset was because she was a genius. Sunset's IQ reached 170. Making her IQ 5 higher then herself. Also they had a lot of things in common and work

for government and are also notable grey hat hackers.

Twilight grabbed the box and got the coffee grinds out and brewed the coffee. After finishing the brew she got a mug and drank the coffee. Sunset was right, it gave her more power then  regular coffee. Twilight knew there was probably some GMO's in there but she didn't care.

Twilight could see a lot of new things, she could read minds and felt the life forces around. She knew that in about 8 seconds somebody would knock on the door, she saw Sunset Shimmer saying "Hey Twi, I missed you, so did you drink the coffee?"

Just as she finished her thought. There was a loud knock at her door. Twilight walked to the door and opened it, she was Sunset.

"Hey Twi, I missed you, so did you drink he coffee?" asked Sunset happily.

"Yes, I drank the coffee, but it's strange I could see the future for a bit then it stopped," said Twilight confused.

"Sure, so what else did you see in the future, you have to prove it, because right now I don't believe you. You know you need scientific evidence it could just be a very lucky guess," said Sunset.

"The whole Internet will crash from Blackhat hackers, by the name of Cicada 3301," said Twilight in shock. Both Sunset and Twilight knew that they had killed of the remaining members of the group.

"Impossible Twilight we killed them off, there is no way that they are alive!" screamed Sunset in disgust.

"This is no lie, it should happen, in abou-" Twilight was cut of from a giant beeping.

The both of them ran to the sealed of basement and looked at the super computer which abruptly stopped. The giant monitor showed satellites randomly shutting of. Major Agencies loosing connections and eventually the whole world went dark. Twilight luckily had flashlights

inside her basement. Spike was still sleeping.

"Okay, that Coffee has some side effects, we are going to have to destroy all of the coffee grinds I gave to you, before they are stolen," said Sunset quickly.

"Alright then, how will we destroy, like fire or something?" asked Twilight confused.

"No, back at my house, I have a thing that will compress it into the planck length. The blackhole will not destroy the world, it will instantly dematerialize and we would save the world from disasters before major things happen that will destroy all of us," said Sunset, "Let's go."

Twilight and Sunset ran into the Living Room, they got the box full of coffee grinds and got in the car. They drove for about 15 minutes, it was really silent in the car. Twilight saw another vision and told it to Sunset.

"We have to hurry up, a Nuclear Bomb will blow up in the Philippines in 2 minutes if we don't end the existence of these coffee grinds, also what are these made of?" asked Twilight suspiciously worried.

"It's made o- of of, of GMD, Girnda Malde Dematz, it is a compound that can make you see the future, it was a test from a government, we needed a test subject, you were the best candidate. I'm sorry Twilight but it was for the good for the government," said Sunset

sadly.

"Don't worry it's fine, I really don't care, as long as I'm by with you," smiled Twilight.

Sunset smiled back and put the coffee grinds in the giant compressor. She activated the compressor and eliminated the grinds. All disasters were fixed but she did have to pay an extra 1 million dollars for a ton of reserve electricity for turning it on with no power in the area. She just smiled and said it was all over. Twilight agreed, but she then realized, the coffee cup was still sitting at her table. The adventure just began and her intruder alarm went of at her watch, knowing that someone broke into her house. She knew it would be a long day.