Night Skies and Chocolate Milk
"Discord's a freak!"
"Luna's a crater-faced moon-horse!"
"Discord's a heartless tyrant!"
"Well, someone forgot about little miss Nightmare Moon!"
"He's ugly!"
"Says the guy who has an attraction to a horse!"
Within a small class room filled with various people -all wearing pony t-shirts- was a girl and a guy. The girl had messy brown hair, glasses, braces, and acne covering her face. She had blue eyes that were almost unnoticeable behind her giant glasses. She wore a t-shirt with a strange, severely mismatched, cartoony creature. She was also very skinny and lanky.
The guy sitting next to her was slightly taller. He wasn't too skinny or too fat, but just about right. He had spiky black hair and blue-green eyes. He also wore glasses that weren't as large as the female he was sitting next to. He wore a shirt of a navy-blue, royal-looking cartoon pony.
"Will you two please just stop?" A boy wearing a Rainbow Dash t-shirt said, "We get it, Danyka loves Discord, Leo loves Luna. They're not even the best ponies! We know who the best pony is!"
"Derpy!" Another guy in a Derpy t-shirt added.
"I second that!" Someone else agreed.
"No, Rainbow Dash!"
"You guys know nothing! Fluttershy is the best pony!"
"No, Applejack is!"
"She's a background pony!"
"SHUT UP!"
This was Johnson High School's Brony Club. It was an after school club that gathered up fellow fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to discuss episodes, characters, and various other things. Right now, they were having another one of their infamous fights.
The room broke into a frenzy of arguments. The first girl and guy simply stared at the various bickering all over the room. They then glared at each other murderously.
"Discord..." Danyka growled.
"Luna..." Leo snarled.
However, a new guy suddenly walked into the room. They all immediately silenced their arguments when he walked in and sat down. He had blonde hair, light blue eyes, and a firm, but kind expression. He was wearing a t-shirt with Princess Celestia on the front. One thing that Danyka and Leo had in common is that they did not like this guy at all. The boy was Cole Helios, class president, straight A student, and loved by all the girls. Problem was that he was a jerk, and he was the one who started the "Brony Club", so he was the designated leader. No one liked him, but everyone was afraid to stand up to him, because all the adults loved Cole, and he could get even the principal to do what he wanted.
"Look out, it's Sunbutt's husband." Danyka snickered.
"Better not say that, or he'll send us to the moon!" Leo added. Even though Cole was a fear-inducing tyrant, both Danyka and Leo knew how to get under his skin without getting themselves in trouble.
Cole only glared at them before he started, "So, season four had a great ending. What did you guys think about the finale?"
"Great!"
"Awesome!"
"Twilight kicked butt in it!"
Immediately, both Danyka and Leo killed the good compliments to the episode, "Hated it."
Everyone gasped at their comment.
Cole sighed with annoyance, "And why did you two hate it?"
"Tirek hurt Discord!" Danyka complained.
"He also imprisoned Luna!" Leo added, "You guys should know that we're very protective of our favorite characters!"
"Celestia was imprisoned too," Cole said, "But do you see me complaining? No. So why don't you two shut up about it. They're not even a part of the mane six. More or less background characters."
"Why you little-" Quick-tempered Danyka rose from her chair and started to charge at Cole. However, Leo held her back.
"Sunbutt fan isn't worth it," He said, "Save it for a Tirek fan, Dany."
Cole rolled his eyes, "So, I noticed that Hasbro said something about possible romances in season five. What do you guys think about it?"
"I hope Fluttershy and Discord get together!" One of the girls wearing a Cadance shirt said. However, almost immediately, Danyka appeared in front of her and grabbed her by the shirt collar.
"Say one more word about that god-awful ship," The teenager growled, "I. Dare. You."
The other girl in the Cadance shirt gulped, "I mean uh... I hope you and Discord get married! You'd make the most adorable couple!"
"Danyka Jinx!" Cole yelled, pulling the enraged fangirl off the other girl, "We're supposed to be promoting the magic of friendship! Not your idiotic imaginary boyfriend!"
"Hey, lay off her!" Leo defended, "She has a reason to be angry, just like I have a reason to be angry when stupid people ship your stupid Sunbutt with Luna!"
"She is not stupid!" Cole argued, standing up and glaring threateningly at Leo, "Your stupid Nightmare Moon is ridiculously overrated!"
"Like Fluttershy and Fluttercord!" Danyka added.
Leo stood up and went right up to Cole's face, "Celestia has no personality. Like you."
Cole's face turned red, "You... You...! Luna is..."
Leo smirked, "That's right. You don't have any reason to hate Luna."
Cole only turned a brighter shade of red, signaling his anger, "Danyka Jinx and Leo Star... You are more trouble than you're worth. You've done nothing but argue with me and the rest of the club."
"I think you deserve more conflict in your life," Danyka shot back, "Considering Celestia never does anything!"
Cole had clearly been pushed to his limits. He suddenly charged at Danyka with his fist raised. However, Leo tackled him before he could get to her and pinned him to the ground.
"Look, Cole, I don't care if we argue about ponies," Leo said calmly, "But this is stupid. You were going to punch Danyka just because you didn't agree with her? That's low, even for you."
Cole didn't have an argument. Instead he pushed Leo off him and stood up, glaring at the two.
"Danyka Jinx and Leo Star," The Celestia fan said with an edge of steel in his voice, "I want you two out of my club! I gave you plenty of chances before, but now you've crossed the line! I want you out now!"
Danyka rolled her eyes before she immediately headed for the door, "Doesn't matter to me. You guys suck anyway."
Leo only glared at Cole before he quickly followed Danyka out the door.
Cole breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank god those two are gone. Now, let's get back to business. Isn't Celestia the best princess?"
As Danyka unlocked her locker and put her extra books into it, Leo came over and stood next to her.
"Y'know, I think you overreacted just a little back there," Leo said with some slight contempt, "You shouldn't have attacked Cindy like that."
"You mean the Fluttercord shipper?" Danyka asked. She slammed her locker shut, "Look, I can't help if I despise that ship with all my soul. If Discord's gonna be anyone's hubby, he's going to be mine. I know you've got to feel the same way about Luna."
"Well, I do. But you got us kicked out of the Brony Club."
"The heck with the club! Cole's a modern day Tirek! And you know how much I hate Tirek!"
Leo shrugged, "I suppose you're right. Cole's a jerk. I don't even know why we joined it in the first place."
"Because we wanted to meet more Bronies. Buuuuut... Cole screwed it up anyway. I didn't really like anyone in there anyway. Maybe except for you. You're pretty cool."
"Well, thanks. And I agree with you there. Me and Cole had so many arguments because he forced everyone to say Celestia is the best princess or he'd get them in trouble somehow. God, I hate that guy."
"Who doesn't?"
They both laughed at the joke before calming down.
"Hey, I'm gonna grab a pizza and head back home," Danyka said. "Wanna join me? We can watch Luna Eclipsed... After we watch The Return of Harmony."
"Oh please, we're watching Luna Eclipsed first." Leo argued.
"In your dreams!"
"Oh, and you're ordering pepperoni, right?"
"Again, in your dreams!"kinda
They again laughed at their own jokes.
"Hey, I'm all for it." Leo said.
"Good," Danyka replied, "Be at my house. Five o' clock."
"You got it. Luna Eclipsed."
"You're funny. The Return of Harmony."