Lost: The End Nears

THE NEXT DAY

I woke up, not feeling as happy as I should. It had been a day since me and Lyra broke up, and it was all because of Carrot Top. It had been only a day, and my house was a complete mess. I had glass mugs everywhere, with cider spilled all over the table and counters. I didn't want to do anything really, except just drink and wallow inside my home until I felt better, which I knew would be never.

My day was going bad already, but it was about to get a whole lot worse. I heard a knock at my door.

"Coommme innnn....." I slurred.

The door opened, and Carrot Top walked inside. "So, now that Lyra's out of the way...how's about you and me-"

I threw a mug at her. "I don't wants nothing t'do with ya! Ya ruined mah life by takings away mah girl and kissing my's own face in front of her!"

"Well, now that you're single-"

"I says I don't wants nothin t'do with ya ya she devil! I don't like ya! I like Lyra! But since ya took her away...imma just.....imma just gonna.......what was's it thats me was gonna do?" I was very drunk.

The mare just kept on flirting with me. "You were going to kiss me and tell me how much you love me?"

I threw another mug at her. "NO!!! I DON'TS WANTS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!! JUST GET OUT BEFORE I GET THE KATA- katan kattanana? The swordy thing! BEFORE I GET THE SWORDY THING INVOLVED WITH THIS!!! AND IF YA DON'T LEAVE....I'll get the guards and tell them that I has a intruuuuuduurrrrr..........." I fell down on the table, face first, unconscious.

I woke up again in a bed in an unfamiliar room. Getting out of the bed, which was very soft, I looked around. A door, a window with closed curtains, a nightstand with a lamp and pictures. It was too dark to see the pictures, so I opened the curtains. letting the sunlight inside.

I looked at the pictures. Rage took over. I ripped open the door and stomped down the stairs. I looked around for a door or an exit of some sort. There was a door, but it was nailed shut, and so were the windows.

I heard the same voice of the mare who ruined my life. "Morning sweetie!"

I turned around. "You......You ruined my life.....kidnapped me.....and now you're calling me 'sweetie'?! What's your deal?! I don't want anything to do with you! I just want to be alone, without you!!!"

She took a few steps closer. "Well, now we can be alone...together..."

"Just get it through your damn mind!!! I don't like you! I don't want to be with you! I never want to be with you! I never have wanted to be with you, and I never will want to be with you, so just let me go, and stay away from me before I do something that will make you regret the day you were even born!!!"

"There isn't anything you could do to make me regret anything, hon."

I facepalmed. "Why do you keep flirting with me?!"

She came closer to me, only a few feet away. "Because I love you, and you need to learn to love me too! So, let's start over, okay? Hi there, I'm Carrot Top! Would you like to buck me?"

"Alright, that's it!" I kicked the door several times until it finally opened. Right when it burst open, I ran out as fast as could.

As I ran, I could hear Carrot Top yelling out, "I will get you, and you will love me Roe!!!!!"

What the frick is wrong with that mare?! I don't like her! She just can't get it through her dang head!

By the time I reached my house, the affects of my hangover were kicking in. I slugged over to the bathtub and took a nice cold shower. I didn't like taking cold showers very often, but since I heard they help with hangovers, I decided to try it out.

It worked, and by the time I got out of the shower and got dressed, there was another knock at my door. I grabbed my katana and yelled, "Who is it?"

"It's Bon Bon! I need to talk to you, like, right now!"

I set the katana back into it's place and opened the door. "What is it Bon Bon? I need to get back to wallowing in shame."

"Why?"

"Why what?"

"Why did you do it?"

"I didn't kiss Carrot Top! I tried explaining to her that Lyra was already my marefriend, but she wouldn't listen, and kissed me! And earlier today, she kidnapped me and locked me in her house when I blacked out from being so drunk! The mare's crazy!"

She just raised an eyebrow.

"Fine! Don't believe me! See if I care!" I grabbed a bottle of wine which I can't remember buying. "I guess I'll just live the rest of my life drinking and wallowing in shame alone under this roof while King Sombra destroys Ponyville!"

She froze. "Did you say King Sombra?"

"Well duh! Of course I said..." FUCKING DRUNKEN BRAIN!!! "You can't tell anyone! NOBODY CAN HEAR!!!!"

She nodded her head.

I sat down on the couch started chugging down the bottle of wine. I heard the door close and saw Bon Bon sitting next to me. "Why ya still here? You obviously don't believe me and think I would actually cheat on Lyra, right?"

"I'm not saying that I don't believe you...it's just.....I can't believe that Carrot Top would actually do that."

"So you don't believe me?"

"Well, I do...but I don't believe that she would do that."

"So you do believe me, or you don't, because it sounds like you're saying both."

"I....I just.......I need to go find Carrot Top." She said as she left for the door.

"Be careful! The mare's crazy!" She had already left, but my drunken mind had me say it anyways.

I just sat there, drinking the alcohol, wallowing in my shame once again, waiting until somehow my life does get better.