Lost: The End Nears

We went to the living room to see who wanted to see Lyra. We saw Bon Bon listening to the story of a purple mare with a wavy pruple mane and tail.

"So then he grabbed the hic stick and swung it at.....swung it at.....what did he swing it hic at? Oh, yeah! He swuung it at a hic bee's nest! But then he hic missed and hit me in the face! And that's how I got this hic black eye!"

"Uhm..." Bon Bon said after the stroy

" .............................hic.......................................................................wait.......what were we talking about again? Oh, yeah! I hic remember! We were talking about how Neon Lights gave hic this black eye! So It started hic last night when-"

Bon Bon put a hoof over the mare's mouth. "I would love to hear it, but Lyra's here! What did you need her for?"

The purple mare, which I remember to be named Berry Punch, just stared at me. Her right eye seemed swollen and black.

"Hey, hic I know who you is! You're that cute fluffy bunny! Why'd you run away? I was about to gives ya some carhicrots, but you ran away from me!"

I facepalmed. "That's because I'm not a cute fluffy bunny! I'm the only human in Equestria! Roe! Ever heard of me? I think it would be hard to mistake me for a bunny."

Lyra punched my side. "Yeah. That's Berry for you! So, Berry why did you need me?"

"I've have gots to tell you a funny story about me hic getting this black eye! Sit down! This is a hic heck of a story! Okay, so it was just me and Neon Lights just going to a bar for some dr-hic drinks...

"I need to know! Do you or do you not like grapes?"

"Burry-"

"Berry" Berry corrected.

"Shut up. I wouldn't have liked grapes if I wasn't drinking this wine right now!"

"Yeah I guess hic you're right." The purple mare said as she took another swig from her mug of beer.

"I'm bored." Neon yelled as he threw his bottle behind him, hitting somepony in the process.

The stallion yelled at Neon. "I's a going to have my lawyer put you in a lawsuit!"

"OH SHUT UP! JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LAWYER DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN BE BETTER THAN ME!!! WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUDGE MAN?!"

The two got in each others face, snorting at each other. A crowd gathered around the two, chanting 'Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!'. The two stallions both took the first move, each swatting their hooves in each others direction.

A random drunken mare yelled out, "AW YEAH SISSY FIGHT!!!" before collapsing on the ground unconscious. They kept swatting at each other until the other stallion hit Neon's glasses, causing them to fly into the air until they hit the concrete floor. Shattering into two, each lens was still intact but separated from each other.

Neon moved over to his glasses, tears forming in his eyes. He slowly turned around, glaring at the other stallion. "You...what have you done? You broke my glasses! Do you realize how much those costed?! They costed twenty two bits! Now you're a gonna pay for it!"

Just then, Neon swung a hoof at the stallion, knocking him out cold. Berry Punch and Neon Lights both ran out the bar, laughing for no apparent reason. Neon heard a weird buzzing noise that was driving him crazy.

"Where the heck is that buzzing noise coming from?! I can't stand it anymore! Burry-"

"Berry!"

"Shut up. Find me a stick!"

The purple mare grabbed a large stick, more of a branch, and gave it to the drunk stallion.

"Now help me find the where'bouts of the buzzin noise. I can't stand it anymore! Wait...did I already say that?"

Berry put a hoof to her chin. "I can't remember. I thinks the noise is comings from that weird tree tumor ovurrr therrrre....." She almost collapsed, but managed to catch herself again. "Huh? What's going-...oh right. It's coming from that weird tree tumor."

"That's no tree tumor! It's a wasps nest!" Neon yelled, mistaking the bee hive for a wasps nest.

Neon had forgotten that he was a unicorn, so he picked up the stick and swung at the bee hive with the stick in his mouth. He missed badly and ended up hitting Berry Punch's right eye. The two fell asleep under the tree. When they woke up, they just went about their day as they normally would. Neon going to work on creating some dubtrot with some friends, and Berry going back to the bar.

"...and that's how I got this hic black eye!"

There was a long pause.

"hic" Just then, Berry Punch fell off of the couch, hitting the floor with a loud thud. Lyra helped her up, but things started to get weird.

Berry started stroking the side of Lyra's mane. "Your hic mane feels soft. Did I-hic I ever tell you that your mane is s-hic soft? You're like my hic bestest friend."

Lyra moved back a little, just far enough so Berry was out of reach. She kept stroking though, thinking she was feeling the unicorns mane and kept on repeating, "It's so soft."

Berry looked up above me and went wide eyed. "Aw crap! I've gotta hic go pick up Berryshine frome hic school in a few hic minutes! See ya la-hic later Lyra, Bon Bon, and cute fluffy bunny!"

She wobbled out the door, still repeating, "Her mane felt soooooo soft."

There was an awkward silence.

"Welp....that happened." I said as I sat down in a chair on the opposite side of the room. "Is she always like that?"

Bon Bon nodded her head. "I'm surprised on how she doesn't ever feel the effects of a hangover anymore. She has been drinking for such a long time, you'd think that she wouldn't even be able to make it from her bed to her doorstep from being so drunk."

We just sat there discussing random topics that just happened to pop up randomly for the rest of the day.