Love Me

by ZeroPony55

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 3044

Chrysalis tries to escape from her lover/stalker Celestia

What it's been years since Chrysalis "lost" the fight at Canterlot and it's been months since Celestia ditch her kingdom for Chrysalis. Well today is the day, Chrysalis escapes her lover/stalker Celestia and it's probably hard to ditch a goddess so have fun Chrysalis.

Warning: I'm breaking the 4th wall so if you hate that, your going to hate me
Warning: This isn't a clop go somewhere else or check Vavacung other contest. (I'm not posting a link, go find it yourself.)

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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-25 05:04:50 UTC

Love Me

So what it's been months that Celestia ditch her kingdom to chase after her love, Paper I mean Chrysalis and not that other mare from a different comic that has nothing to do with this story. So anyways Chrysalis sent her best changeling to help rule Equestria, who he is probably not important to this story, and Chrysalis regrets not sending herself. Queen Celestia does things to queen Chrysalis like BDSM, B&D, S&M, a lot of fetishes, like shoving stuff up her... eww eww the paper wet. Damn, Celestia is acting weird.

Our story begins with Celestia cooking her lover some breakfast. Chrysalis thought this is weird since changeling feed off love but once she sees her the breakfast it makes sense. The food could spell out "F ME WITH THIS FOOD." Chrysalis just looks at Celestia.

"Whaaaaaaaa I felt like doing something needed. Is that so bad?" Celestia ask with her puppy face.

"Yeah, you really need help."

"What do you mean I need help?"

Suddenly a male hunter changeling and bursting through the door. "Sorry my majesties, please pardon my interruption."

"Don't worry about" Chrysalis says but really she happy while Celestia stare daggers at the hunter.

"Yeah just tell us what you need and get out" Celestia says. This time Chrysalis stare daggers at Celestia.

"I'm just hiding from my fans who want to mate with me like crazy."

"Well do that somewhere else" Celestia says.

"Please ignore her, you're more then welcome to stay hiding here since you're a monster hunter."

"Thanks, I might be a monster hunter but as a archer alone, I'm the very best like no one ever was."

"Well shouldn't you be hunting then?" Celestia ask.

"Nah with the army back, monster hunters can have a break."

"Well you can have a break somewhere else" Celestia then lilt up her horn and teleport the changeling somewhere in the hive "now where were we?"

"Uh I have to use the bathroom" Chrysalis walks backwards making sure Celestia doesn't pull any tricks.

"Use my marehood as you bathroom" Celestia calls out.

"Nope nope nope nope nope nope..." Chrysalis says this until she in the bathroom. She soon discover that the hunter is stuck in the toilet.

Chrysalis pulls the hunter out. "Many thanks, I was wondering how I'll get out of the toilet."

"Yeah... can you do me a favor?"

"Anything my, Queen."

"Transform into me and distract Celestia for me."

"Why?"

"Because she's insane! This morning she wanted me to have sex with her by using food."

"Why me, I was trying to escape from sex and this is Celestia were talking about. When she finds out I'll be finish."

"Nah you be fine and besides wouldn't you do anything for your Queen?"

"Yes my Queen, but before I head to my doom. What are you doing?"

"Once Celestia figures that I'm gone, she come chase me."

"So basely I'm wasting my life."

"No because I'll drag her to Canterlot and make have to take her own job again."

"Are you sure? What if-"

"It's full proof now change into me and I'll change into you."

So Chrysalis change into the hunter and the hunter change into Chrysalis. They both left the bathroom "Looks what happens when you use magic on my changelings. They end up in our bathroom" the fake Chrysalis says.

"Whoops my mistake but, hunter, seriously leave. I have some business with Chrysalis."

"Yes ma'am" the real Chrysalis says. She quickly got out before Celestia blast her out. Once out she quickly made it out of the hive and it Equestria territory. " Wow I thought this would take me a while to get to Equestria but it just feels like I just left the hive" Chrysalis thought "I wonder has figure out that left?"

"Get back here, Hunter and face your punishment!" Celestia shout.

"Damn where's that farcaster" the hunter says looking through his pouch. Celestia soon got a hold of the hunter with her magic. As she levitate him to face to face. Right then he found his farcaster. With all of his might, he toss it on the ground and a green smoke cover him and just like that he's gone.

"CHRYSIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!"

"I should really head to Canterlot but I never did send Chang my best wishes" Chrysalis thought "I have time till Celestia get's here so why not." So Chrysalis went to Sweet Apples Acres without a disguise and nopony in Ponyville care.

As Chrysalis enter the farm a pony-changeling hybrid walk up to her "Hellwo and welcome two Sweet Applers Acrews (^.^) ."

"HEY, APPLECHANGE WHERE ARE YOU?" somepony shout.

"Over here, daddy. ( ' . ' )^ "

"Oh there you are" a changeling walk up "don't disappear on me like that."

"Sorwy.( - . - ) "

"It's ok but don't go running off..." the changeling look up to see Chrysalis "my, queen what are you doing here?"

"First I want to congrats you on you marriage even through that's quite a while. Second I'm trying to escape Celestia."

"Isn't she in Canterlot?"

"Nope that's Raiden in disguise."

"Really?" Chrysalis nod "well he is the best, except for you of course."

"Now if you excuses me I have to make sure that I make it to Canterlot before she comes by."

"Applechange is a huge fan of Celestia, isn't that right" Chang says as he messes Applechange mane up.

"Ye-up. ( ^ . ^ ) "

"So get going to Canterlot, if we see Celestia we're distract her for a bit."

"Thanks" Chrysalis left and quickly made her way to Canterlot.

"And before you" Chang use his magic on Chrysalis's hoof. "It's be easier if she isn't tracking you for now."

"Thanks, I amaze you aren't highly as skill as Raiden."

"Don't worry about it. Now go."

Chrysalis ran all the way to Canterlot with a new thing in mind. What's with Applechang?

With the hunter gone, Celestia now sets her sight on finding Chrysalis. With the dragonball pony tracker device she set's off. However she needs to wear something inconspicuous; because wearing cloths in a whole where mostly everyone is naked make sense. So she puts on the outfit that Chrysalis worn when she came back to Equestria for about five pages (I counted, pages 39-43). So she is off to find her lover that happens to be in Sweet Apple Acres? This confuse Celestia since changelings don't need food. However it didn't matter to her since she here for one thing and one thing only, Chrysalis. Soon Applechang spot Celestia and quickly ran up to her.

"Ooo my gosh, Sempai visit my home (>~<)" Applechang says as she ran around like a school filly. "here have an apple ^ô^(>.<)" she tries to get  to Celestia height to give the apple. Applechang forgot she could fly, and almost fall down because of that. Celestia catch her with her magic.

"You not, Chrysalis."

"You mean that old pony that was here before? (>~<)"

"She's not old, she's my lover."

"(0///////0) WHAAAAAAAT that ruins my Papestia ship this can't be!" Applechang she soon starts sobbing.

Soon Applejack appear "Applechang what have I've told you do... Applechang are you crying?"

"( v , v ) Papestia."

"How many time have I told you that you can't be doing that and wait Papestia..." Applejack look at Celestia. "Celestia what are you doing here?"

"I'm came to ummm just to say hi."

"But why are in a uniform?"

"I don't want to be notice in public."

"Then why didn't you teleport here or just use your fancy magic and change into a random pony?"

"Look it's..."

"Celestia I'm the element of honesty. Do you really think I can see through your lies."

"Alright, I'm just looking for, Chrysalis."

"Ahhh I think she went to Canterlot."

"Thanks, Applejack I must be off-"

"Can't you stay here for a while, mah daughter is such a big fan of yours and you did just make her cry."

"Umm I guess since I did make her cry" So Celestia spend who know how long with Applechang. After Applechang got over her shipping thing, she went ahead and show her every that she had Celestia relate. Playing cards, pictures, dolls, even a throw pillow "That's a nice collection you have there."

"I know isn't it great (>~<)"

"Yeah and I should really be going now."

"Of course, but before you go. can you sign some things? ( ' ~ ' )"

"What do you mean by some things?"

When Chrysalis finally enter to Canterlot. She wasn't arrest on spot; instead she just was greet as if she was a normal pony. This felt weird to Chrysalis since she attack Canterlot but anyways she made into the castle, no problem. Again the guards just left her alone like if she just a noble.

As she made her to the throne room she encounter Luna. "Chrysalis, what a surprise to see you here."

"It's not like I want to be here" Chrysalis mumble.

"Are you here to take Celestia away from me?"

"Why? I thought you wanted to rule Equestria. Didn't Nightmare Moon came to existence because of that?"

"No but I wish that I had another one me. If Celestia isn't here, do have any idea how hard is it to rule?"

"Yeah why do you think I didn't want to actually take of Equestria when I invaded."

"Wait since when did you invaded? I thought you guys came to only get some love and leave."

"Well I kind of need to invade to do that but anyways when you said take Celestia away from me. It sounds like ruling Equestria isn't the actual reason."

Luna turn around all embarrass. "I don't know what your talking about."

"Well I'm sorry to say but-"

"Celestia is a changeling you sent" Chrysalis fell silent. "didn't expect that now?"

"Ahhhh... how long did you know?"

"About Celestia being a changeling? A few days after I fell in love with her, I'm mean the changeling."

"So you did fell in love with your sister!"

"Hey keep it down, we don't want anypony to be listening."

"Sorry about that."

"Now I don't know who do love, my sister or the changeling."

"It's clearly the changeling."

"But he acts some much of my like my sister."

"Well changelings are suppose to act like the actual pony."

"Like how you did when you acting like Cadance."

"Hey! You weren't there when it happen."

"Yes but it's call talking to other ponies about the news."

"Fine whatever, back to the topic at hoof. Picking either Celestia or Raiden, that's the changeling's name."

"Oh so that's his name."

"Yeah, now go ask him out already" Chrysalis then drag Luna to Celestia's room.

"Wait isn't this suppose to be your love story?"

"Who cares we need more shipping."

They were at Celestia room in a matter of sceonds. "You really want me to do this?" Luna ask.

"Yeah, also I'm very hungry."

"Alright, guards please leave. I like to talk to my sister without any interruption." The guards leave on order and Luna went in.

"Afternoon, Lulu, what can I do for you?" Raiden in disguise ask without turning from his work.

"I just want to ask you something, Raiden."

"And what is... what did you call me?" Raiden ask nervously.

"The guards aren't here so you can revert to your changeling form, or do you want me to do it?" Raiden reveal his robotic changeling form. "Whoa I didn't see that coming."

"What? That I'm a cyborg ninja."

"Yeah, Chrysalis you never told me that."

"Well who do you think put you in that changeling casing? He's so good you can even see or feel when it was happening."

"Funny thing is that I wasn't the one who free her, also what are you doing, my queen?" Raiden says.

"Trying to escape from your-" Chrysalis point at Luna "-insane sister, seriously what's up with her?"

"I don't know, I just act like, Celestia gave up finding you" Raiden state.

"Anyways I still wanted to talk to you, Raiden."

"What is-" Luna went up to the him and kiss him. "-why would you do that?" Raiden ask breaking off the kiss.

"I'm in love with you." Raiden blush a bright red. He thought his cyborg body won't produce feeling but he was wrong. "Are you sure his your best?" Luna ask as Raiden faints for kissing Luna.

"He had a very bad marriage in the past."

"Wait you mean his married?" Luna ask feeling sad inside.

"Well not anymore-" Luna felt a little happier "-just talk about."

Suddenly the actual Celestia spat on the window with a creepy smile "I found you."

"That's my time to leave, Raiden get up and put back you disguise, then get to the throne room." Raiden got back up and did as he was told. "Woah what did, Applechang do to Celestia? Is this what it's like to have a fan, well they not going to control me at all" Chrysalis thought.

"Woah, his is good" Luna thought.

Raiden got to the throne room first then Chrysalis. Celestia on the other hoof was having trouble getting in her own room. "Stupid magic enchant windows." She eventually got in but she was being laugh at by her own sister.

"Having trouble sneaking in your own now, Tia?"

"You could have help."

"You left me behind, so this your own fault."

"Whatever I need to catch a queen."

"Wait for me, I want to watch you fail."

As soon as Celestia enter the throne room, she is confront by multiple of her guards. "Halt undo you your transformation, faker" a sky blue with a light blue straps mane mare guard order.

"But I-" Celestia got interrupt by Raiden.

"Before she does that I have something to say" Raiden announce.

"Oh no" Celestia thought.

"As you can see we have a suppose faker, but truth be told. I'm the faker."

"WHAT!!!" Everypony in the room expect for Luna, Celestia, and Chrysalis shout.

Raiden revert to his changeling form and guards surround him. "I've been faking all those months you think the actual Celestia came back. However in this case" Raiden point at Celestia "that's the actual Celestia."

"How do we know this just another fake princess?" the same blue mane guard ask.

"Use the spell and find out."

So the guard did use the spell on Celestia and nothing happen, they all believe Raiden. "Forgive us for not noticing this faker, your highness."

"Why?" Celestia ask as tears start forming.

"Well uhhh-"

"Not you, Chrysalis."

"You keep stalking me everywhere and wanting to do all these weird things. I'm so sick of it.

"You don't realize what am I doing?" Celestia felt a little hope inside of her.

"No, should I?"

"Raiden you mind filling in on how her own kind works."

"Anything to have show a superior something."

"Damn he has the guts to say that in front his queen. I'm more in love with him" Luna thought.

"My queen you don't remember how changelings propose?"

"Isn't just asking the special somepony with a ring to marry you?"

"No that's the normal pony way. Changelings propose by having plenty of sex which include weird fetishes."

"Wait what type of fetishes?"

Celestia hand Raiden a list. " Stuff like BDSM, B&D, S&M, a lot of other fetishes, and shoving stuff up your... Arg gross you made me shove this list up your marehood, didn't you." Celestia nod

"But why me?"

Celestia wipe away her tears. "We made a promise."

"What promise?"

"I guess that memory of yours still always failing you, Chryssi."

"Chryssi? Why in-" Chrysalis soon remember what the nickname for.

"I see you remember. Come, my little ponies-" Luna and Raiden flinch on how Celestia use my little ponies. "-this is what the promise is."

Two little fillies were playing in a castle which was between Hayseed Swamps and the Badlands. They played as much as they can could when their parents were meeting each other. Lauren Faust, a queen alicorn and the ruler of Equestria and Nymphanmos, king changeling and ruler of the changelings. They meet each other so they could talk about the keeping order and balance. However as time goes by the changeling empire started inventing all sorts of technology advancements. Nanomachines helping changelings withstand fatal attacks. Monster hunter gear to help against the largest of monsters coming to Equestria, but to Lauren sees it as warfare. Lauren wanted to stay away from the technology so she can maintain peace for every living thing. Nymphanmos took this as a insult, and in the final meeting, Nymphanmos declare war on Equestria. As they fought in the meeting room the two fillies were just watch as they their parents fought.

"Why are they fighting, Celestia?" the changeling princess asked.

"I think they hate each other now, Chryssi" the child Celestia said.

"Stop calling me Chryssi, it's Chrysalis."

"I know but your never remember stuff if I don't call you that."

"Fine but what are we going to do with them?"

"I don't know and it looks they going to war."

"What's war?"

"War is where to sides fight, and it doesn't stop until one side is gone."

"So does this mean we're no look seeing each other?"

"Yes, it's too bad we can't do anything, we're just fillies."

"I know! Promise me this, when we grow up. We rule our ponies and then we marry each other. This will make this war end."

"That's a great. So it's a promise."

"A Chryssi's promise."

"Isn't it ironic the same pony happen to start somewhat of a war" Luan says.

"Shut up you weren't awake for that, beside I need more love for my changelings."

"I guess the war end by itself but still have a promise to keep" Celestia then turn to Chrysalis and assault her for the sex purposal in front of everypony, while Luna purposal normally to Raiden. So today the two princesses gets marry, one normal, the other did a lot of weird things during the other's wedding.